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(The Sun)   Judge on sentencing two thugs: Why when I was a young whippersnapper and drunk, instead of fighting, we'd go skinny dipping   (thesun.co.uk) divider line 31
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2013-04-30 11:51:59 PM
Back in the days of north jersey swim clubs, when three towns shared a swim club, we fought but we managed.

/Norwood Swim Club diving team, representing
 
2013-05-01 12:18:45 AM
Do you really want to swim with a bunch of drunk naked guys?
 
2013-05-01 12:22:04 AM
Somebody should arrest that judge.  He needs to be charged with indecent exposure.

/kidding, if all the brawlers in the world got their kit off instead the world would be a better place.
 
2013-05-01 12:25:10 AM
Do you like gladiator movies, Andrew?
 
2013-05-01 12:38:53 AM
www.netbrawl.com

That's right, I did the Iggy.
 
2013-05-01 12:42:07 AM
His mistake was eating in some shiatty burger chain, he should've had some  chicken parmo instead.
 
2013-05-01 12:42:29 AM
I think what he's trying to say, you morons, is that when the judge was young that there were many more nubile and willing young ladies who he spent his time with. Take a look at India and China for an example of what happens to a society that has too many young men. That's the same thing that's happening in modern gang culture. Too many young men and not enough women.

Consider the musical West Side Story. Although the men were very macho and fought frequently, they always knew where to draw the line because they were surrounded by women, from their mothers and grandmothers down to their sisters and cousins. So although they fought, they also found time to dance and socialize within their own groups.

So yeah, maybe "skinnydipping" is kind of a weird way to express his opinion, but the judge is right. Instead of causing trouble, enjoy life with the opposite sex.
 
2013-05-01 12:48:49 AM
Discretion is the better part of valor.  There are just some people you don't want to see naked.
 
2013-05-01 12:52:10 AM
When I'm this drunk, all I want to do is fight and skinny-dip, and I don't see a lake...
 
2013-05-01 12:59:10 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I think what he's trying to say, you morons, is that when the judge was young that there were many more nubile and willing young ladies who he spent his time with. Take a look at India and China for an example of what happens to a society that has too many young men. That's the same thing that's happening in modern gang culture. Too many young men and not enough women.

Consider the musical West Side Story. Although the men were very macho and fought frequently, they always knew where to draw the line because they were surrounded by women, from their mothers and grandmothers down to their sisters and cousins. So although they fought, they also found time to dance and socialize within their own groups.


Eh, gang don't really have trouble with women. The larger gangs even have divisions filled entirely by women.
These guys are probably just some trashy chavs.
 
2013-05-01 01:04:02 AM

JasonOfOrillia: if all the brawlers in the world got their kit off instead the world would be a better place.


More rape, less assault and battery?
 
2013-05-01 01:16:17 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I think what he's trying to say, you morons, is that when the judge was young that there were many more nubile and willing young ladies who he spent his time with. Take a look at India and China for an example of what happens to a society that has too many young men. That's the same thing that's happening in modern gang culture. Too many young men and not enough women.

Consider the musical West Side Story. Although the men were very macho and fought frequently, they always knew where to draw the line because they were surrounded by women, from their mothers and grandmothers down to their sisters and cousins. So although they fought, they also found time to dance and socialize within their own groups.

So yeah, maybe "skinnydipping" is kind of a weird way to express his opinion, but the judge is right. Instead of causing trouble, enjoy life with the opposite sex.


A buddy's Dad (WWII vet, flat top crew cut, house = arsenal) firmly felt that a huge fence should have been built around America the day after 'West Side Story' was released in theaters.

/ RIP, Raymond S.
 
2013-05-01 01:22:38 AM

HotWingAgenda: JasonOfOrillia: if all the brawlers in the world got their kit off instead the world would be a better place.

More rape, less assault and battery?


God did say be fruitful and multiplly
 
2013-05-01 01:32:49 AM

KrispyKritter: AverageAmericanGuy: I think what he's trying to say, you morons, is that when the judge was young that there were many more nubile and willing young ladies who he spent his time with. Take a look at India and China for an example of what happens to a society that has too many young men. That's the same thing that's happening in modern gang culture. Too many young men and not enough women.

Consider the musical West Side Story. Although the men were very macho and fought frequently, they always knew where to draw the line because they were surrounded by women, from their mothers and grandmothers down to their sisters and cousins. So although they fought, they also found time to dance and socialize within their own groups.

So yeah, maybe "skinnydipping" is kind of a weird way to express his opinion, but the judge is right. Instead of causing trouble, enjoy life with the opposite sex.

A buddy's Dad (WWII vet, flat top crew cut, house = arsenal) firmly felt that a huge fence should have been built around America the day after 'West Side Story' was released in theaters.

/ RIP, Raymond S.


So that we could all perform choreographed knife fights and dance on rooftops? I'm not sure I follow the logic, but okay.
 
2013-05-01 01:35:31 AM

Gyrfalcon: KrispyKritter: AverageAmericanGuy: I think what he's trying to say, you morons, is that when the judge was young that there were many more nubile and willing young ladies who he spent his time with. Take a look at India and China for an example of what happens to a society that has too many young men. That's the same thing that's happening in modern gang culture. Too many young men and not enough women.

Consider the musical West Side Story. Although the men were very macho and fought frequently, they always knew where to draw the line because they were surrounded by women, from their mothers and grandmothers down to their sisters and cousins. So although they fought, they also found time to dance and socialize within their own groups.

So yeah, maybe "skinnydipping" is kind of a weird way to express his opinion, but the judge is right. Instead of causing trouble, enjoy life with the opposite sex.

A buddy's Dad (WWII vet, flat top crew cut, house = arsenal) firmly felt that a huge fence should have been built around America the day after 'West Side Story' was released in theaters.

/ RIP, Raymond S.

So that we could all perform choreographed knife fights and dance on rooftops? I'm not sure I follow the logic, but okay.


Choreography sucks.  A real man does his moves by the music not some wanker with a script.
 
2013-05-01 02:00:10 AM

AverageAmericanGuy: I think what he's trying to say, you morons, is that when the judge was young that there were many more nubile and willing young ladies who he spent his time with. Take a look at India and China for an example of what happens to a society that has too many young men. That's the same thing that's happening in modern gang culture. Too many young men and not enough women.

Consider the musical West Side Story. Although the men were very macho and fought frequently, they always knew where to draw the line because they were surrounded by women, from their mothers and grandmothers down to their sisters and cousins. So although they fought, they also found time to dance and socialize within their own groups.

So yeah, maybe "skinnydipping" is kind of a weird way to express his opinion, but the judge is right. Instead of causing trouble, enjoy life with the opposite sex.




Sounds illegal.
 
2013-05-01 02:03:27 AM
I was expecting the judge to lay the smack down on these two yobs, but no he uses it as a way to give them a light sentence.  WTF is wrong with the judicial system there?
 
2013-05-01 03:02:13 AM

Fart_Machine: Do you really want to swim with a bunch of drunk naked guys?


If they're taut and muscled, hell yes. But not TOO drunk. I ain't gonna be 'sponsible for no drownin's.
 
2013-05-01 03:10:51 AM
Sentenced kids younger than them to the gas chamber.
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Didn't want to do it.
Felt he owed it to them.
 
2013-05-01 03:18:55 AM
I'm sorry. Could you repeat that? All I heard was "drunk thug whippersnapper skinnydipping" and I stopped listening.
 
2013-05-01 03:58:23 AM
Whippersnappers, Judge? These guys are 29 and 36!
 
2013-05-01 04:26:00 AM

Fart_Machine: Do you really want to swim with a bunch of drunk naked guys?


If there are no drunk, naked women in your drunk night swimming party, you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-05-01 06:05:48 AM

Dansker: Fart_Machine: Do you really want to swim with a bunch of drunk naked guys?

If there are no drunk, naked women in your drunk night swimming party, you're doing it wrong.


Damm straight!

A group of my friends and I broke into the local lido at 2am after a drunken night out and went skinnydipping. All 5 of them were girls so I told them I couldn't swim so I'll be the lookout. I looked out alright, I looked out for their naked nubile, wet bodies bouncing up and down in the water all night.

Best lookout job ever. Goodtimes.

/Not a girl.
 
2013-05-01 07:24:37 AM
Now, how many bees for a dollar was it?
 
2013-05-01 07:25:54 AM
so instead of sentencing them for fighting, he could have instead sentenced them as sex offenders
 
2013-05-01 07:41:02 AM

weapon13: Dansker: Fart_Machine: Do you really want to swim with a bunch of drunk naked guys?

If there are no drunk, naked women in your drunk night swimming party, you're doing it wrong.

Damm straight!

A group of my friends and I broke into the local lido at 2am after a drunken night out and went skinnydipping. All 5 of them were girls so I told them I couldn't swim so I'll be the lookout. I looked out alright, I looked out for their naked nubile, wet bodies bouncing up and down in the water all night.

Best lookout job ever. Goodtimes.

/Not a girl.


Yeah, too hard to swim with all your blood rushing to your junk.

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2013-05-01 07:53:15 AM
Hell, no! Some kid sees you naked, you get branded a sex offender. That's shiat's for life. You shoot a guy, maybe kill him, you get 15, 20 years tops!
 
2013-05-01 08:13:29 AM
I think this judge has come with a clever way to weed some of these cretins out of the gene pool. Encourage them to go for a midnight swim and hope a few them forget to breathe.
 
2013-05-01 10:00:45 AM
And today, at least in the U.S., judges would place a kid on a sex offenders registry list for the rest of their lives if they were caught while skinny dipping so, as a practical matter, they are better off fighting than skinny dipping.
 
2013-05-01 10:50:54 AM
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I'm okay with this.
 
2013-05-01 09:48:46 PM

lelio: I was expecting the judge to lay the smack down on these two yobs, but no he uses it as a way to give them a light sentence.  WTF is wrong with the judicial system there?


Apparently this foolish old judge thinks that the young automatically crave and absorb the lessons/advice handed down by their elders.
 
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