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(Washington Post)   NYC elementary school goes full veggie, will offer nothing but tofu wraps and bean everything dishes for your soon to be "growth stunted" kids   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 13
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2013-04-30 09:25:37 PM  
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The problem with the proper vegetarian diet isn't that it lacks in any way the necessities of life. And skipping meat once a day never hurt anyone.

The main problem, and the reason vegans should be unwelcome in your home, even as emissaries of a friendly king, is that VEGETABLES ARE NOT MEAT AND YOU CAN'T SUBSTITUTE THEM FOR IT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU STUPID farkING ASSHOLES!
2013-05-01 02:03:15 AM  
3 votes:

Ranger Rover: So true. The last time I had a vegan over for dinner (and we had agreed to cook an all vegan dinner) I stood in my kitchen blinking in complete silence for about an hour when I realized I couldn't use butter.


Old joke time

Q.  How do you know if there's a vegan at your dinner party?

A.  Oh, don't worry. they'll  make sure that you know.
2013-05-01 01:40:41 AM  
3 votes:
There's gonna be trouble when some kids points their carrot at someone like a gun.
2013-05-01 02:41:27 AM  
2 votes:
Is  "growth stunted" what they're calling the non-obese these days?
2013-05-01 02:15:49 AM  
2 votes:
I'd have no problem with the school feeding my kid veggies only.  They can proper food like Fruit Loops and chocolate milk when they get home.
2013-05-01 02:01:51 AM  
2 votes:
Yes, let's give kids another reason to hate school.
2013-05-01 01:56:18 AM  
2 votes:

doglover: The problem with the proper vegetarian diet isn't that it lacks in any way the necessities of life. And skipping meat once a day never hurt anyone.

The main problem, and the reason vegans should be unwelcome in your home, even as emissaries of a friendly king, is that VEGETABLES ARE NOT MEAT AND YOU CAN'T SUBSTITUTE THEM FOR IT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU STUPID farkING ASSHOLES!


So true. The last time I had a vegan over for dinner (and we had agreed to cook an all vegan dinner) I stood in my kitchen blinking in complete silence for about an hour when I realized I couldn't use butter.
2013-04-30 10:00:15 PM  
2 votes:
Don't like the school's menu? Send your kid to school with his lunch (a sloppy joe, hamburger, hot dogs).

/and don't forget the occasional PBJ to thin the herd
2013-05-01 08:58:56 AM  
1 votes:
The methane levels at that school will be off the chart!
2013-05-01 07:07:16 AM  
1 votes:

log_jammin: Polyhazard: (hence "if.")

Polyhazard: (again if)

yet you're framing everything you say on only one side of that "if".

Polyhazard: rather than vegans being "extreme.

i didn't call them extreme. again... they took a concept(don't eat animals) and took that concept to an extreme(don't use any animal products EVER).


Then we're arguing about nothing. I'm glad we both got a chance to take the time for this exchange.
2013-05-01 03:16:39 AM  
1 votes:

my herniated disc: a pressure cooker.

godam phone


Hmm. . . would those even be allowed in schools? They are WMDs.

/the more you know


//not serious, not serious! please don't hurt me.
2013-05-01 02:09:39 AM  
1 votes:
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Your problem was that you went full veggie.  You  never go full veggie.
2013-05-01 02:03:36 AM  
1 votes:

Ranger Rover: doglover: The problem with the proper vegetarian diet isn't that it lacks in any way the necessities of life. And skipping meat once a day never hurt anyone.

The main problem, and the reason vegans should be unwelcome in your home, even as emissaries of a friendly king, is that VEGETABLES ARE NOT MEAT AND YOU CAN'T SUBSTITUTE THEM FOR IT NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO YOU STUPID farkING ASSHOLES!

So true. The last time I had a vegan over for dinner (and we had agreed to cook an all vegan dinner) I stood in my kitchen blinking in complete silence for about an hour when I realized I couldn't use butter.


Vegan cooking is lust free. There is nothing unctuous or lush about it, and there can't be. It's like Mormon sex, but food.
 
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