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(The Smoking Gun)   Pouts and grimaces, and Mike Farrell has really let himself go. It's this week's edition of the Mugshot Roundup   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 96
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2013-04-30 07:32:42 PM
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Oh, Jeeves, you've let yourself go.
 
2013-04-30 07:51:42 PM
#4's pout made me laugh.
 
2013-04-30 07:53:31 PM

Bathia_Mapes: #4's pout made me laugh.


An Internet Five, for Fighting.
 
2013-04-30 07:54:12 PM
Poor Hyacinth.
 
2013-04-30 07:54:59 PM
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Zoinks!
 
2013-04-30 07:57:51 PM

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Oh, Jeeves, you've let yourself go.


I always wondered what Mimi Bobeck looked like without makeup.
 
2013-04-30 08:14:30 PM
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2013-04-30 08:35:10 PM
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2013-04-30 08:38:49 PM
Stautorilicious!

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2013-04-30 08:57:05 PM
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2013-04-30 09:07:34 PM
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2013-04-30 09:18:25 PM

I hate you, Richard Hatch.


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2013-04-30 09:18:52 PM
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My God, it's full of stars!
 
2013-04-30 09:20:39 PM
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In a few years, a young man working at the Buy More will fall in love with you, young lady. He will be your Intersect.
 
2013-04-30 09:21:11 PM

I met her in a club down in old Soho,
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-cola.


C-o-l-a cola .

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2013-04-30 09:22:59 PM

skinink: I met her in a club down in old Soho,
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-cola.
C-o-l-a cola .


Well played.
 
2013-04-30 09:23:26 PM

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totally.
 
2013-04-30 09:23:58 PM
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2013-04-30 09:27:54 PM
Anyone else getting a "You gonna get raped!" vibe from number six?
 
2013-04-30 09:28:00 PM

Ravijn: [i.cdn.turner.com image 550x692]

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That guy was arrested for domestic violence. They must have arrested him because they were afraid to arrest whoever kicked his ass.
 
2013-04-30 09:28:47 PM
If #8 was arrested for domestic violence I'd hate to see what his SO looks like.
 
2013-04-30 09:30:21 PM
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2013-04-30 09:31:11 PM

Summoner101: Anyone else getting a "You gonna get raped!" vibe from number six?


Yes. So much that I wondered aloud about what meeting that guy in a dark ally would be like.
 
2013-04-30 09:35:25 PM
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Whose mugshot is this anyway?
 
2013-04-30 09:39:27 PM
Showing off my mad photoshop skills.

farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-30 09:55:05 PM
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Mel Gibson has learned to handle himself a lot better around cops!
 
2013-04-30 09:57:08 PM

jaytkay: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]
Mel Gibson has learned to handle himself a lot better around cops!


i was thinking johnny knoxville, if johnny k was a meth head

but i can see mel, also
 
2013-04-30 09:58:08 PM
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They're after me Lucky Charms!
 
2013-04-30 09:58:34 PM

Bugerz: If #8 was arrested for domestic violence I'd hate to see what his SO looks like.


He was "resisting"
 
2013-04-30 10:05:42 PM

Jackie Onanist: [i.cdn.turner.com image 700x523]

My God, it's full of stars!


And then he thought, where the hell is my roof?
 
2013-04-30 10:09:12 PM
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2013-04-30 10:10:07 PM
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2013-04-30 10:15:54 PM
Sadly, if I tried hard enough, I could look just like this

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2013-04-30 10:16:10 PM

Mugato: Stautorilicious!

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You have to kind of admire a country that considers a person too young to drink alcohol, but old enough to be jailed and have their info released like an adult.
 
2013-04-30 10:17:34 PM
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2013-04-30 10:18:24 PM
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2013-04-30 10:20:57 PM

pedrop357: Mugato: Stautorilicious!

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You have to kind of admire a country that considers a person too young to drink alcohol, but old enough to be jailed and have their info released like an adult.


Oh yeah, if they can post her picture, she must be legal. Play ball! Just order the virgin Fuzzy Navel and then spike it.
 
2013-04-30 10:20:58 PM

Summoner101: Anyone else getting a "You gonna get raped!" vibe from number six?


As well as some fleas and a case of mange.
 
2013-04-30 10:21:35 PM

Godscrack:


Yours is good, but its too traditional
Its been done

I'm going with a new style

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2013-04-30 10:25:19 PM

LordOfThePings: [i.cdn.turner.com image 350x265][content7.flixster.com image 200x300]


I think it's hysterical that so many people think of him as the Farmer's Insurance guys and I keep waiting for him to turn around to one of the white "students" and order them to shiv anyone not white.

/WE ARE FARMER'S BUM-DA-BUM-BA-DUM.... THUNK!!!
 
2013-04-30 10:32:04 PM

Irving Maimway: I think it's hysterical that so many people think of him as the Farmer's Insurance guys and I keep waiting for him to turn around to one of the white "students" and order them to shiv anyone not white.


He's Emil Skoda to me.
 
2013-04-30 10:36:13 PM
Does anybody look at these smoking gun mug shots, check the offense, realize you've commited that offense yourself, and what you might look like in your mug shot?
 
2013-04-30 10:40:13 PM
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RIP YO-MAN JOHAN
 
2013-04-30 10:41:23 PM

dforkus: Does anybody look at these smoking gun mug shots, check the offense, realize you've commited that offense yourself, and what you might look like in your mug shot?


in one word? no.
in two words? knock knock!
 
2013-04-30 10:50:15 PM

dforkus: Does anybody look at these smoking gun mug shots, check the offense, realize you've commited that offense yourself, and what you might look like in your mug shot?


Dude... you should see my mugshot from 2002

/full-blown MSR material
//wish I could get my hands on it
 
2013-04-30 10:54:27 PM

dforkus: Does anybody look at these smoking gun mug shots, check the offense, realize you've commited that offense yourself, and what you might look like in your mug shot?


Never had my mugshot taken or committed 99.9% of the offenses that come up in the roundup, tbh. There have been a few that look like my drivers license photo though.
 
2013-04-30 10:54:30 PM
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2013-04-30 11:00:53 PM

skinink: I met her in a club down in old Soho,
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Coca-cola.
C-o-l-a cola .
[i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750]


Actually it tastes just like cherry cola.  Thanks to the lawyers at the Big Red Machine. Apologies to the Cincinnati Red Stockings.
 
2013-04-30 11:02:29 PM

dforkus: Does anybody look at these smoking gun mug shots, check the offense, realize you've commited that offense yourself, and what you might look like in your mug shot?


You missed the opportunity to pick one of the mugshots and put it in your profile.
 
2013-04-30 11:08:41 PM
#6 looks like an enthusiastic but untalented George Carlin impersonator.
 
2013-04-30 11:21:25 PM

Bathia_Mapes: RexTalionis: [i.cdn.turner.com image 500x624]

I always wondered what Mimi Bobeck looked like without makeup.


I can't believe that, as bad as my memory has gotten, I actually remember that Kathy Kinney plays Mimi.
(What a great actress. Nearly stole the show from Drew Carey.)
 
2013-04-30 11:27:06 PM
She had a GREAT ASS and I had my head all the way up it.

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2013-04-30 11:31:27 PM
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2013-04-30 11:39:55 PM
Watching these mugshots is more interesting if you think about a penis.

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YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT GOES WHERE.

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I know where it goes.

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Yep, it's a penis that goes there.

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It's not enough penis that goes there.

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You mean it's a REAL penis that goes there?

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AND I LIKE IT

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Yesss.... It is a penis... that goes..... there.....

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Penis didn't went there.

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FOR ME IT DID.

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You f*cking kidding me with this penis thing.

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NO I'M NOT

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Sure?

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SURE!

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I can't wait to have a penis up there.

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IT'S UP THERE!!

/sorry
 
2013-04-30 11:46:48 PM
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2013-04-30 11:51:58 PM

Mugato: pedrop357: Mugato: Stautorilicious!

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You have to kind of admire a country that considers a person too young to drink alcohol, but old enough to be jailed and have their info released like an adult.

Oh yeah, if they can post her picture, she must be legal. Play ball! Just order the virgin Fuzzy Navel and then spike it.


If she's 18, I must be 105.

And since I'm not, I bet she isn't either.
 
2013-04-30 11:55:37 PM
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Arrested for prostitution.


Yeah, I guess his pimp shirt was a giveaway.
 
2013-04-30 11:58:40 PM
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2013-05-01 12:03:07 AM

Gyrfalcon: Mugato: pedrop357: Mugato: Stautorilicious!

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You have to kind of admire a country that considers a person too young to drink alcohol, but old enough to be jailed and have their info released like an adult.

Oh yeah, if they can post her picture, she must be legal. Play ball! Just order the virgin Fuzzy Navel and then spike it.

If she's 18, I must be 105.

And since I'm not, I bet she isn't either.


How YOU doin'?

/under 105 and still alive
 
2013-05-01 12:07:31 AM
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2013-05-01 12:21:45 AM

The Voice of Doom: [www.clusterfake.net image 850x481]


Hehehehe... freakin brilliant
 
2013-05-01 12:25:08 AM
Can somebody put looking up guy in the Brady Bunch intro? I need a smile.
 
2013-05-01 12:26:25 AM

Lord Snoopy's G.P.E.H.: #6 looks like an enthusiastic but untalented George Carlin impersonator.


Was gonna go with a Young Carlin.
 
2013-05-01 12:26:58 AM

minnkat: [i.imgur.com image 650x492]


I know it's late, but thanks for that one, I needed a new keyboard!
 
2013-05-01 12:36:51 AM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: The Voice of Doom: [www.clusterfake.net image 850x481]

Hehehehe... freakin brilliant


Seconded! I've clicked smart and funny on more than a few of these. There wasn't as much to work with this week but there were a lot of good shops anyhow.
 
2013-05-01 12:52:30 AM
#9 -- Poop coming out.
 
2013-05-01 01:01:59 AM

The Voice of Doom: [www.clusterfake.net image 850x481]


You magnificant bastard
 
2013-05-01 01:02:17 AM
how bad does a young woman have to treat a police officer to actually get arrested and booked for possession?
 
2013-05-01 01:06:48 AM
Yes this is dog: Can somebody put looking up guy in the Brady Bunch intro?

since you're a fellow New Hampshironianite

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2013-05-01 01:16:18 AM
Get this man a cork.
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2013-05-01 01:25:46 AM
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2013-05-01 01:28:18 AM
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2013-05-01 01:31:15 AM
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2013-05-01 01:47:38 AM
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2013-05-01 02:05:36 AM
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2013-05-01 02:25:56 AM
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2013-05-01 02:39:21 AM
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Coolio gettin his drank on!
 
2013-05-01 02:42:15 AM

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2013-05-01 03:56:50 AM
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2013-05-01 04:11:24 AM
Johnny Bananapeel: excellent!
 
2013-05-01 04:31:22 AM

traylor: [i.cdn.turner.com image 300x375]

Arrested for prostitution.


Yeah, I guess his pimp shirt was a giveaway.


I'm really unsure of that person's gender.
 
2013-05-01 04:51:40 AM
#2. Fist. Angry God.

Get her before the meth does.
 
2013-05-01 04:53:23 AM

Summoner101: Anyone else getting a "You gonna get raped!" vibe from number six?


I was getting that from #14, especially with the drool or excess makeup to the right of her cakehole
 
2013-05-01 04:58:04 AM
I'm looking at #7 - his ears look way too low on his head.  Ears are level with the eyes on normal people.  Is he half Minbari?  Course, his eyes aren't level with each other, either.
 
2013-05-01 06:53:50 AM
Really?  Am I the only one who saw this?

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www.nndb.com

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2013-05-01 07:46:48 AM

Another Government Employee: #2. Fist. Angry God.



You know I thought that for about 5 seconds and then I said no thanks and not just because she's obviously a minor. I'm afraid she would have that same look on her face when you come home from Total Recall blathering about Mars and she goes Sharon Stone on your ass.
 
2013-05-01 07:47:54 AM
This is REALLY what happened at my desk.

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2013-05-01 07:55:59 AM

Johnny Bananapeel: [i.imgur.com image 700x546]


Houses of the holy crap, that's funny!  Voted.
 
2013-05-01 08:50:40 AM
First thing I thought of:
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2013-05-01 09:16:27 AM
Fark, I am disappoint, sure someone would photoshop the bald guy into Shakespeare's ruffled collar...
 
2013-05-01 09:25:17 AM

traylor: /sorry


BRILLIANT!! +1 !!
/off to Hollywood script-writers' school for you
 
2013-05-01 09:51:33 AM

DownDaRiver: Godscrack:

Yours is good, but its too traditional
Its been done

I'm going with a new style

[imageshack.us image 600x750]


That picture seems more like a candidate for "I can fap to this," but maybe that's just me.
 
2013-05-01 11:59:02 AM
#15 -- The Yellow Bastard?
 
2013-05-01 12:42:33 PM
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Just the tip!

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2013-05-01 01:30:23 PM
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2013-05-01 01:59:17 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: SPLAMM: [i.cdn.turner.com image 600x750][upload.wikimedia.org image 230x230]

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NICE !
 
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