basemetal: Hell yeah, now you can roofie them at night
Infernalist: legion_of_doo: this is less disgusting than abortion, but a laissez faire attitude towards public health issues is as irresponsible as allowing banking to say "whatever I do what I want"parents should be involved in the health of their children. "kids will be kids" is not parenting, and never has been. if boys act in an irresponsible way, you intervene. why shouldn't the same apply too girls? somehow, when sex is involved, both the fundies and the libtards get crazy unrealistic opinions... it's frustrating. if we can stop guns and violent video games going directly to kids, why not drugs with obvious areas where parents should be informed?I'm sorry. just because you disagree with some (backwards) parents doesn't mean your way is right either.I do know girls who got pregnant in high school and had their babies, so all the screeching about "ruined for life" is as equally damning from the moralist fundies as from the child killing left.I appreciate the administration trying to have a measured response to the courts, however. bravo Obama./I like radical fundies as much as I like radical abortionists.What exactly is a radical abortionist?
rustypouch: So know every time a prepare breakfast for ladyfriends who stay the night, there will be a secret ingredient.
ManateeGag: cant wait to see the first commercial for it.
fusillade762: Just out of curiosity: how does a 15-year-old prove their age?
mr lawson: /abortions lower crime rates and tax rates.
Dimensio: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 346x369]I am utterly disgusted by this news. Only a monstrous sociopath could look upon the above image and not recognize the sight of a precious human life whose willful termination is premeditated murder.
BarkingUnicorn: 3. prevent attachment
Haliburton Cummings: OMGWTFBBQ RELEASES WTC DECADE AFTER PILLfalse flag etc etc
teenage mutant ninja rapist: Again. Birth control for everyone who wants it regardless of ages. My body my choice right.as far as womens rights goes. In north america its a dead issue. Women are given leeway and shown favoratism in every aspect of our society. From education to the legal system and everything in between.if women want to fight for other women. Go the fark to saudi arabia. Cause here in north america feminism = not so cleverly disguised sexism.Course ladies if you want to gang up on men your welcome to.but think of what would happen if as a gender men said "fark it. No more"Just saying. Us vs them is a stupid battle. But it is one that women cant win. Cant even really fight.equality is good. Sticking it to the opposite gender cause you heard things were hard for you gender generations ago is retarted.boys vs girls is something used by teachers in grade school.it is not a method with wich to conduct ones life
Popcorn Johnny: By the way, I'm pro-abortion and an Atheist so lets stop labeling me based on my opinion on this.
Captain Steroid: And thus, the Golden Age of Butt Sex came to an end. -_-
LibertyHiller: I see a farkton of men arguing about this in every thread.Hey, I've got a crazy idea: How about if everybody who isn't capable of bearing children shut the fark up about what you think someone else should do in the areas of birth control and pregnancy? If you can't do it, you don't get to have an opinion, per the Basic Rule of Life #7: Mind Your Own Farking Business.
Jackson Herring: Or that a school nurse can give your kid Plan B, but not Tylenol.Just once, I wish I could actually say what I actually think about "people" like you without getting banned from Fark.
Amos Quito: So, if a chick pulls a gang-bang-train, how many pills should she take?
douchebag/hater: And yet Sudafed is kept behind the counter and I need an ID to buy it.
GoldSpider: Infernalist: You sound a lil whiny about the fact that you might have to help your kids when they make stupid mistakes.Thanks to the law, I won't even know when they make stupid mistakes until I'm on the hook for a fine or something./Glad I don't have kids.
aevorea: My issue is that a 15 year old could buy plan b but not certain types of cold medicines or decongestants.
Dr. Goldshnoz: You just watch, this is going to cause crime, destroy the innocence of our children, bring the wraith of god upon us, destroy american society, and cause the further advance the women's war on men.You just watch.
Tumunga: kronicfeld: Tumunga: Nope, the guvment is taking care of your kids now. Didn't you get the memo?The government not overly regulating people's medical decisions and consumer transactions, nor conducting surveillance over children, is "taking care of your kids now"?The government overly regulating my kid's snatch.
Popcorn Johnny: Rincewind53: Do you think condoms should require parental permission/notification? Condoms and Plan B do the same things, just at different times.For people under the age of consent? Yes they should.
mayIFark: I just don't understand one thing about this pills: If I fark during lunch break, why do I have to wait 'til the next morning to use it?
The My Little Pony Killer: You've never taken Plan B before. It already DOES have a really obvious taste. It's absolutely disgusting.
The My Little Pony Killer: Phinn: The My Little Pony Killer: You bet your balls I'm going to create a giant farking shiatfit if I ever need to purchase any and come across a fundie cashier trying to get in my way.Please video that "giant farking shiatfit" and put it on YouTube. I'd like to behold the boot-quaking terribleness that you're capable of generating when you don't get your way in life.Better yet, I'll tape the expulsion of the little shiat once I actually do get my way. Then you can slap the image up on your little posters and go cry about its "right" to life.
Marcus Aurelius: Just think how many abortions this will prevent. Surely the anti-abortionists will be rejoicing at this news.
BarkingUnicorn: jst3p: BarkingUnicorn: teenage mutant ninja rapist: HoratioGates: The only problem I have with Plan B is I really can see some guys drugging girls with it. I don't know if anyone has thought to do it yet, but it might not be a bad idea to make it have a really obvious taste, maybe even some dye so it can't be mixed in food. That's probably a good idea for several drugs on the market.Ah. So its a problem cause men.got itI expect parents of both sexes will slip Plan B to their daughters. But mainly, it will be men doing it.I give my kids medicine to prevent many undesirable health conditions. Thanks to vaccinations they are much less likely to catch polio, mumps, rubella, and pregnancy via her birth control pills. How is this any different?What I expect is this:"Mom, I'm pregnant!"Mom slips Plan B into cereal.Girl's still pregnant, with possible side effectsThe boyfriends will slip it to them within 24 hours of sex.
yourmomlovestetris: Does anyone know how far along research into a MALE birth control pill is?
BarkingUnicorn: SixPaperJoint: WTF why you so stupid?Must be the company I keep.It really doesn't matter to me.Well, yes, it does. II wish Plan B did have a third line of defense. An 89% success rate is disappointing.
BarkingUnicorn: Forgive me if you've read my solution before:Temporarily sterilize everyone at birth.Reverse sterilization when a person qualifies for a mortgagePay off the ones that can't be reversed for some reason.Yeah, some will go broke after becoming fertile or breeding. But a lot of shiat would be avoided.
BarkingUnicorn: Any pregnant 15 year-old is perfectly capable of getting forty bucks.
neongoats: But what if you were ejaculating out the sperm that was supposed to be Jesus?!?!?!!? OMGZ
Fart_Machine: Fertilized eggs are children now.
GoldSpider: Oh, there it is; I knew there was a reason why you describe sex as such a violent, controlling, vile act. I'm really sorry your womyn's studies major hasn't earned you the adoration of your female peers, though frankly I don't understand why you're trying so hard.
GoldSpider: But "legally-binding" when told to a man. Got it.
GoldSpider: hardinparamedic: That's what this really boils down to. Wanting to enforce your control and semblance of morality onto others.Your irrational phobia of and hatred for people with a differing opinion you care not to understand amuses me. Rage more, please.
GoldSpider: So can she, but telling a woman who doesn't want to get pregnant to keep her legs closed is considered culturally regressive anymore.
BarkingUnicorn: Why do men get only one chance to avoid parenthood and women get at least three (abstinence, abortion, adoption)?
VaportrailFilms: Hmm. What's next?Chewables?...dissolvables. "Have a wild night? Making her breakfast? Drop one of these in her OJ and you're good to go!"It's possible I'm a terrible person.
TomD9938: theorellior: TomD9938: I wonder who we will have lost.Probably another Hitler, thank God.Aside from his love of committing genocide, Hitler had a lot going for him.
teenage mutant ninja rapist: But still a woman has the choice to never become pregant if she wishes
teenage mutant ninja rapist: men have condoms. Crap shoot at best.
Popcorn Johnny: UNC_Samurai: So you're advocating an increased risk of child abuse? Good to know.So I guess you're against schools notifying parents of what goes on, police notifying parents when their kid gets in trouble, setting curfews for kids, making kids do homework and ten thousand farking other things parents are entitled to know about the kids they raise.
TomD9938: And if my 15 year old wants to keep the baby?
Red Shirt Blues: When do they start selling Viagra OTC? Seems like it would be a nice counterbalance.
Dusk-You-n-Me: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Just cause its in your womb and gestates there doesnt mean you have more rights to it than the father.That's exactly what it means. If you want men and women to have equal rights with regards to pregnancy figure out a way for men to get pregnant.That isn't to say men can't even discuss this topic. But that's all it is, discussion.
Weaver95: Infernalist: LibertyHiller: I see a farkton of men arguing about this in every thread.Hey, I've got a crazy idea: How about if everybody who isn't capable of bearing children shut the fark up about what you think someone else should do in the areas of birth control and pregnancy? If you can't do it, you don't get to have an opinion, per the Basic Rule of Life #7: Mind Your Own Farking Business.Hey, some of my best friends are women. promiscuous women at that.so you're saying I got a shot with some of 'em?
Popcorn Johnny: So it's not legal for a 15 year old to consent to sex, but it's just fine if she buys a morning after pill without parental permission? Not really understanding the logic behind that decision.
Tumunga: But, if I keep it plugged it up with one of them there toys from the Walmart health section, ain't nobody gonna get in there.
Infernalist: I sincerely doubt that a single 15 year old out there will have any issues at all getting this if they truly want it.They have little issue getting their hands on cigarettes and/or liquor, after all. I would suspect that the same 18+ crowd that enables their bad habits will be more than happy to help them with this, as well.
GoldSpider: Popcorn Johnny: How so? Parents have the right to know what their kids are doing.See, that's just one of those things that parents today have to warm up to. Your kids have the right to hide anything they're up to from you, including medical conditions and medications they're taking, but you are still on the hook if they get themselves in legal trouble.
PistolGripPump: someone who works in the STD "industry"
Popcorn Johnny: Aarontology: Because they're two entirely different issues.How so? Parents have the right to know what their kids are doing.
ultraholland: Obama's going to turn all teenagers into promiscuous atheist whores!!
TomD9938: Right. No one great ever grew up under difficult circumstances.
Kimothy: Good. Can't wait to see the fundies crying in their Cheerios over this one.
gadian: How long until pharmacies and department stores refuse to carry it regardless?
Popcorn Johnny: That said, I don't agree with girls under the age of consent being able to purchase this without their parents knowledge. Maybe it should be that they don't need parental permission, but the parents are notified of the purchase after the fact.
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