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2013-04-30 06:36:12 PM
16 votes:
Just think how many abortions this will prevent.  Surely the anti-abortionists will be rejoicing at this news.
2013-04-30 06:42:29 PM
15 votes:
Hell yeah, now you can roofie them at night and Plan B them in the morning.
2013-04-30 07:44:03 PM
14 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.com

I am utterly disgusted by this news. Only a monstrous sociopath could look upon the above image and not recognize the sight of a precious human life whose willful termination is premeditated murder.
2013-04-30 08:06:12 PM
13 votes:
Preg-Not
Embry-No
Nary a Carry
Nay, Family Way
Mom Bomb
Junior, Miss
Inconceivable!
Mommy Not
Fetus Fail
Kiddie Kill
Poppa Stopper
Womb Broom
Humpty Dumpty
Baby-Maybe
2013-04-30 08:38:06 PM
8 votes:
i64.photobucket.com


We're all gonna get laid!
2013-04-30 06:43:21 PM
8 votes:

basemetal: Hell yeah, now you can roofie them at night


So Plan A?
2013-04-30 06:59:47 PM
7 votes:
When do they start selling Viagra OTC? Seems like it would be a nice counterbalance.
2013-04-30 09:08:53 PM
4 votes:

Infernalist: legion_of_doo: this is less disgusting than abortion, but a laissez faire attitude towards public health issues is as irresponsible as allowing banking to say "whatever I do what I want"

parents should be involved in the health of their children. "kids will be kids" is not parenting, and never has been. if boys act in an irresponsible way, you intervene. why shouldn't the same apply too girls? somehow, when sex is involved, both the fundies and the libtards get crazy unrealistic opinions... it's frustrating. if we can stop guns and violent video games going directly to kids, why not drugs with obvious areas where parents should be informed?

I'm sorry. just because you disagree with some (backwards) parents doesn't mean your way is right either.

I do know girls who got pregnant in high school and had their babies, so all the screeching about "ruined for life" is as equally damning from the moralist fundies as from the child killing left.

I appreciate the administration trying to have a measured response to the courts, however. bravo Obama.

/I like radical fundies as much as I like radical abortionists.

What exactly is a radical abortionist?


n abortion doctor who rides into the operating room on a skateboard, and does a few sick stunts before he performs the procedure.
2013-04-30 06:45:08 PM
4 votes:
I'm going to make a living selling this at the local junior high.
2013-04-30 08:34:23 PM
3 votes:

rustypouch: So know every time a prepare breakfast for ladyfriends who stay the night, there will be a secret ingredient.


"These eggs taste great. What's your secret?"

"They've been fertilized, but only for one night..."

*wink*
2013-04-30 08:33:55 PM
3 votes:
Old The Onion article:

"Taco Bell Introduces New 'Morning After' Burrito."

THE CONTRACEPTIMELT

/classic
2013-04-30 08:27:54 PM
3 votes:

ManateeGag: cant wait to see the first commercial for it.


I wonder if it will look anything like this commercial for birth control.
2013-04-30 08:23:54 PM
3 votes:

fusillade762: Just out of curiosity: how does a 15-year-old prove their age?


show their tits?
2013-04-30 08:09:27 PM
3 votes:

mr lawson: /abortions lower crime rates and tax rates.


imgs.xkcd.com

Not that I have another explanation for the data.
2013-04-30 07:51:41 PM
3 votes:
This is that thing that makes you forget when you slept with someone ugly the night before, right?
2013-04-30 07:48:46 PM
3 votes:
*Not valid in Jesusland
2013-04-30 07:47:31 PM
3 votes:
Between this, Tebow being told he sucks at football, and Jason Collins coming out, the Fundies have had a real bad week
2013-04-30 07:45:33 PM
3 votes:

Dimensio: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 346x369]

I am utterly disgusted by this news. Only a monstrous sociopath could look upon the above image and not recognize the sight of a precious human life whose willful termination is premeditated murder.


Oddly enough at first glace I thought that was a condom.
2013-04-30 06:30:05 PM
3 votes:
Good. Can't wait to see the fundies crying in their Cheerios over this one.
2013-05-01 12:36:12 AM
2 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: 3. prevent attachment


socialnewsdaily.com
2013-04-30 11:52:23 PM
2 votes:

Haliburton Cummings: OMGWTFBBQ RELEASES WTC DECADE AFTER PILL

false flag etc etc


A SECOND PENIS HAS HIT THE SOUTH TOWER
2013-04-30 10:56:53 PM
2 votes:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: Again. Birth control for everyone who wants it regardless of ages. My body my choice right.
as far as womens rights goes. In north america its a dead issue. Women are given leeway and shown favoratism in every aspect of our society. From education to the legal system and everything in between.
if women want to fight for other women. Go the fark to saudi arabia. Cause here in north america feminism = not so cleverly disguised sexism.
Course ladies if you want to gang up on men your welcome to.
but think of what would happen if as a gender men said "fark it. No more"
Just saying. Us vs them is a stupid battle. But it is one that women cant win. Cant even really fight.
equality is good. Sticking it to the opposite gender cause you heard things were hard for you gender generations ago is retarted.
boys vs girls is something used by teachers in grade school.
it is not a method with wich to conduct ones life



You do realize that, in the span of a single post, you've tried to simultaneously argue that:
1) the culture here unfairly favors women, and discriminates against men in everything up to and including the legal system
-but-
2) if the men of the nation ever decided to change that, it would be a battle women can't possibly win
...right?
2013-04-30 09:38:58 PM
2 votes:
Show her how much you care...

www.visualphotos.com

Nothing says "good morning" like a Plan B Smoothie

2013-04-30 09:36:22 PM
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: By the way, I'm pro-abortion and an Atheist so lets stop labeling me based on my opinion on this.


OK. Everybody: STOP LABELING POPCORN JOHNNY! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!!
There. That ought to do it.
2013-04-30 09:23:20 PM
2 votes:

Captain Steroid: And thus, the Golden Age of Butt Sex came to an end. -_-


I'm sure if you ask nicely, she'll keep strapping it on.  NTTAWWT
2013-04-30 09:03:53 PM
2 votes:

LibertyHiller: I see a farkton of men arguing about this in every thread.

Hey, I've got a crazy idea: How about if everybody who isn't capable of bearing children shut the fark up about what you think someone else should do in the areas of birth control and pregnancy? If you can't do it, you don't get to have an opinion, per the Basic Rule of Life #7: Mind Your Own Farking Business.


Oh, you're looking for Preparation H. It's in Aisle 7, not here in the Plan B section.
2013-04-30 08:53:46 PM
2 votes:

Jackson Herring: Or that a school nurse can give your kid Plan B, but not Tylenol.

Just once, I wish I could actually say what I actually think about "people" like you without getting banned from Fark.


It's only 24 hours. LET THE HATE FLOW THROUGH YOU!
2013-04-30 08:52:04 PM
2 votes:

Amos Quito: So, if a chick pulls a gang-bang-train, how many pills should she take?


Planning Friday's entertainment?
2013-04-30 08:45:22 PM
2 votes:

douchebag/hater: And yet Sudafed is kept behind the counter and I need an ID to buy it.


Well you're welcome to freebase the plan B estrogen compounds, I guess.
2013-04-30 08:42:59 PM
2 votes:

GoldSpider: Infernalist: You sound a lil whiny about the fact that you might have to help your kids when they make stupid mistakes.

Thanks to the law, I won't even know when they make stupid mistakes until I'm on the hook for a fine or something.

/Glad I don't have kids.


Trust me, we all are too.

/very glad.
2013-04-30 08:41:02 PM
2 votes:
OK, libtards, but the next time there's a natural disaster, here's another thing to blame it on.

/besides weather patterns
//or plate tectonics
2013-04-30 08:38:45 PM
2 votes:

aevorea: My issue is that a 15 year old could buy plan b but not certain types of cold medicines or decongestants.


Welp, I guess we can cross that bridge when 15 year olds are buying this in quantity and suddenly trailer parks are blowing up from fires in ghetto teen poontang labs...
2013-04-30 08:36:25 PM
2 votes:

Dr. Goldshnoz: You just watch, this is going to cause crime, destroy the innocence of our children, bring the wraith of god upon us, destroy american society, and cause the further advance the women's war on men.

You just watch.


Im not looking forward to the wraith of God.  Hopefully my cleric has enough undead turning skills.
2013-04-30 08:32:56 PM
2 votes:

Tumunga: kronicfeld: Tumunga: Nope, the guvment is taking care of your kids now. Didn't you get the memo?

The government not overly regulating people's medical decisions and consumer transactions, nor conducting surveillance over children, is "taking care of your kids now"?

The government overly regulating my kid's snatch.


Your kid's snatch is YOUR territory, right?

Why don't you have a seat, right over there.
2013-04-30 08:31:32 PM
2 votes:
i38.tinypic.com
2013-04-30 08:25:34 PM
2 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Rincewind53: Do you think condoms should require parental permission/notification? Condoms and Plan B do the same things, just at different times.

For people under the age of consent? Yes they should.


If you don't want your kids having sex, using condoms, or buying Plan B, teach them not to do those things.  Why do we have to make up for your shiatty parenting?
2013-04-30 08:11:24 PM
2 votes:

Dimensio: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 346x369]

I am utterly disgusted by this news. Only a monstrous sociopath could look upon the above image and not recognize the sight of a precious human life whose willful termination is premeditated murder.


It looks like burnt cheese pizza with a bubble in the dough.
2013-04-30 08:11:19 PM
2 votes:
www.maureenmcgovern.com
APPROVES!
She's been waiting for this since 1973!
2013-04-30 08:08:41 PM
2 votes:
But how will we properly shame our sluts??

The consequences will never be the same.
2013-04-30 07:51:05 PM
2 votes:

mayIFark: I just don't understand one thing about this pills: If I fark during lunch break, why do I have to wait 'til the next morning to use it?


You don't have to, it just goes great with a Bloody Mary or Mimosa
2013-04-30 07:46:55 PM
2 votes:
The government is moving the morning-after pill over the counter but only those 15 and older can buy it -- an attempt to find middle ground just days before a court-imposed deadline to lift all age restrictions on the emergency contraceptive.

Federal Judge:  You are hereby ordered to do XYZ.
FDA: OK, lets just do X instead.
(Next week) Federal Judge:  Perhaps you didn't hear me clearly...
2013-04-30 07:44:21 PM
2 votes:
Let the outrage begin!
2013-04-30 06:32:17 PM
2 votes:
And the sound of conservative heads exploding was heard throughout the land.
2013-05-01 03:16:00 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: You've never taken Plan B before.  It already DOES have a really obvious taste.  It's absolutely disgusting.


Yeah, I figured it might.  I've never seen mention of the taste.  I don't expect to ever need to take it, barring some medical miracle (I did see some woman just got pregnant using a donated uterus, but as a guy who really doesn't want to get pregnant, I'm probably farther down the list for needing a pregnancy test.)   I still have a hard time drinking grape or cherry flavored soda because of the years of liquid Dimetapp I took as a kid.

The closest I've ever come to menstruating was when I had severe heartburn once.  Over the course of a couple days I took the maximum dose of cherry flavored Maalox.  After two days the food dye started working it's way out the other end and I panicked.  I was halfway to the phone to call the doctor when I realized it was just food coloring.  The closest I've ever come to being pregnant was a kidney stone.
2013-05-01 01:32:44 PM
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Phinn: The My Little Pony Killer: You bet your balls I'm going to create a giant farking shiatfit if I ever need to purchase any and come across a fundie cashier trying to get in my way.

Please video that "giant farking shiatfit" and put it on YouTube.  I'd like to behold the boot-quaking terribleness that you're capable of generating when you don't get your way in life.

Better yet, I'll tape the expulsion of the little shiat once I actually do get my way.  Then you can slap the image up on your little posters and go cry about its "right" to life.


I am fully in support of any plan that will ensure that you do not reproduce.
2013-05-01 09:19:20 AM
1 votes:
Okay, so a woman and a man conceive a child, but the man wants nothing to do with it.

Woman's responsibilities:
9 months of pregnancy then delivery, with all the potential risks and complications
Actually raising the child
Financial obligations

Man's responsibilities:
Financial obligations.


But MEN are the real victims here!
2013-05-01 03:11:45 AM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Just think how many abortions this will prevent.  Surely the anti-abortionists will be rejoicing at this news.


I actually had the following argument with a fundy:

Me: I'd rather we spend a few dollars funding cheap birth control instead of paying for abortions or unwanted babies.
Fundy: But they should pay for their own!
Me: I agree, but since they can't, I'm willing to live with the small cost of subsidized birth control.
Fundy: But they should pay for their own!
Me: They are poor.  Would you rather pay for birth control or an abortion?
Fundy:  They shouldn't have sex if they can't afford it!
Me: You can't stop human nature.  People will have sex.
Fundy: I shouldn't have to pay for it.
Me: So you would rather pay for an abortion or for another welfare baby?
Fundy: They should abstain from sex!
Me: Your driving down a road.  Up ahead is a T intersection.  You can turn right or left.  Those are your only two choices.  You insist on going straight, driving off a cliff, and plunging into the rocks below.
2013-05-01 02:42:56 AM
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Just think how many abortions this will prevent.  Surely the anti-abortionists will be rejoicing at this news.


You must be new here.
2013-05-01 02:06:39 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: jst3p: BarkingUnicorn: teenage mutant ninja rapist: HoratioGates: The only problem I have with Plan B is I really can see some guys drugging girls with it.  I don't know if anyone has thought to do it yet, but it might not be a bad idea to make it have a really obvious taste, maybe even some dye so it can't be mixed in food.  That's probably a good idea for several drugs on the market.

Ah. So its a problem cause men.

got it

I expect parents of both sexes will slip Plan B to their daughters.  But mainly, it will be men doing it.

I give my kids medicine to prevent many undesirable health conditions. Thanks to vaccinations they are much less likely to catch polio, mumps, rubella, and pregnancy via her birth control pills. How is this any different?

What I expect is this:

"Mom, I'm pregnant!"
Mom slips Plan B into cereal.
Girl's still pregnant, with possible side effects

The boyfriends will slip it to them within 24 hours of sex.



Well, then, you go get an abortion. Christ, just because someone learns to make scrambled eggs at home doesn't mean they don't occassionally still go over to Denny's.
2013-05-01 01:49:50 AM
1 votes:

yourmomlovestetris: Does anyone know how far along research into a MALE birth control pill is?


It has been perfected. It's active ingredient is a carefully placed punch in the nards.
2013-05-01 01:35:25 AM
1 votes:
cruelty

informing your girl friend that you are sterile
after she tells you she is pregnant
2013-05-01 01:21:37 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: SixPaperJoint: WTF why you so stupid?

Must be the company I keep.

It really doesn't matter to me.

Well, yes, it does.  II wish Plan B did have a third line of defense.  An 89% success rate is disappointing.


Hey man...
images.fineartamerica.com

...even abstinence only works 99.999999% of the time.
2013-05-01 12:47:58 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Forgive me if you've read my solution before:

Temporarily sterilize everyone at birth.
Reverse sterilization when a person qualifies for a mortgage
Pay off the ones that can't be reversed for some reason.

Yeah, some will go broke after becoming fertile or breeding.  But a lot of shiat would be avoided.


I bet you cant wait to invade poland
2013-05-01 12:39:53 AM
1 votes:

BarkingUnicorn: Any pregnant 15 year-old is perfectly capable of getting forty bucks.


www.candywarehouse.com

//damn..I swallowed a filling.
2013-04-30 11:38:26 PM
1 votes:

neongoats: But what if you were ejaculating out the sperm that was supposed to be Jesus?!?!?!!? OMGZ


rlv.zcache.com
2013-04-30 11:35:10 PM
1 votes:

Fart_Machine: Fertilized eggs are children now.


winking across the bar is children now
2013-04-30 11:24:33 PM
1 votes:
Is it free?

i164.photobucket.com
2013-04-30 11:01:44 PM
1 votes:

GoldSpider: Oh, there it is; I knew there was a reason why you describe sex as such a violent, controlling, vile act.  I'm really sorry your womyn's studies major hasn't earned you the adoration of your female peers, though frankly I don't understand why you're trying so hard.


Sex is a vile, controlling, and violent act for me, but that's because I'm into BDSM.

But please, deflect some more, would you?
2013-04-30 10:51:31 PM
1 votes:
I'm not sure there's anything more pathetic than whiny entitled men acting like victims. And yet they're so abundant when you give them an internet connection and anonymity. Some day men will get a fair shake in this country, nay -- this world! And you brave keyboard warriors are leading the charge. Onward, eternally victimized men! Towards victory!
2013-04-30 10:41:11 PM
1 votes:

GoldSpider: But "legally-binding" when told to a man.  Got it.


Why would anyone tell a man he should keep his legs closed if he doesn't want to get pregnant? Is that you, Congressman Akin?
2013-04-30 10:41:07 PM
1 votes:

GoldSpider: hardinparamedic: That's what this really boils down to. Wanting to enforce your control and semblance of morality onto others.

Your irrational phobia of and hatred for people with a differing opinion you care not to understand amuses me.  Rage more, please.


What part of his post makes you think that he's raging?  The lack of caps and/or correct spelling?

Do tell.
2013-04-30 10:38:13 PM
1 votes:

GoldSpider: But "legally-binding" when told to a man.  Got it.


YOU'RE JUST A VICTIM IN THIS CRUEL MATRIARCHAL WORLD
2013-04-30 10:35:12 PM
1 votes:

GoldSpider: So can she, but telling a woman who doesn't want to get pregnant to keep her legs closed is considered culturally regressive anymore.


Oh boo hoo. People can have sex and not get pregnant. I know the thought of not being able to control the life of another person both terrifies and fills you with anger, but it is what it is.

That's what this really boils down to. Wanting to enforce your control and semblance of morality onto others.

The fact of the matter is, as a man, you made the conscious decision to penetrate her. You made the decision not to wear a condom and not use spermicide. You made the decision to vigorously thrust yourself for four or five seconds until you reached climax, and then you made the decision to ejaculate inside of her.

So tell me again how you didn't have a choice in the matter?

Hint: Babies don't come from the ass, mouth, or any other anatomical part you have a fetish for, buddy.

BarkingUnicorn: Why do men get only one chance to avoid parenthood and women get at least three (abstinence, abortion, adoption)?


Because our society has deemed it unacceptable that a man can force a woman to undergo an invasive and physically and emotionally taxing procedure against her will.
2013-04-30 10:32:05 PM
1 votes:

VaportrailFilms: Hmm. What's next?
Chewables?

...dissolvables. "Have a wild night? Making her breakfast? Drop one of these in her OJ and you're good to go!"

It's possible I'm a terrible person.


Just so you all know, Plan B does take two doses 12 hours apart, so plan on cooking her dinner, too.

/also, side effects include nausea and vomiting so don't plan on cooking for her again since she thinks you gave her Salmonella
2013-04-30 10:30:02 PM
1 votes:

TomD9938: theorellior: TomD9938: I wonder who we will have lost.

Probably another Hitler, thank God.

Aside from his love of committing genocide, Hitler had a lot going for him.


Say what you want about Hitler, but at least Hitler killed Hitler.
2013-04-30 10:26:02 PM
1 votes:
i1203.photobucket.com
2013-04-30 10:23:01 PM
1 votes:
If they were really smart, they'd make Plan-B get you HIGH AS F*CK.
2013-04-30 10:22:05 PM
1 votes:

teenage mutant ninja rapist: But still a woman has the choice to never become pregant if she wishes


And the man has the same exact choice on whether or not to consent to sex. See how that works? AGAIN? I don't know how many times I have to go over this, then you retreat just a bit, then come right back with the same bullsh*t.

teenage mutant ninja rapist: men have condoms. Crap shoot at best.


Yes men are the real victim here.

Jesus christ with you guys.
2013-04-30 10:13:40 PM
1 votes:
In other news:

sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net
2013-04-30 10:12:26 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: UNC_Samurai: So you're advocating an increased risk of child abuse?  Good to know.

So I guess you're against schools notifying parents of what goes on, police notifying parents when their kid gets in trouble, setting curfews for kids, making kids do homework and ten thousand farking other things parents are entitled to know about the kids they raise.


At a certain age, you start losing your rights over your kids.  You should probably start working on accepting that.
2013-04-30 10:07:15 PM
1 votes:

TomD9938: And if my 15 year old wants to keep the baby?


Papa don't preach.
2013-04-30 09:59:25 PM
1 votes:

Dimensio: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 346x369]

I am utterly disgusted by this news. Only a monstrous sociopath could look upon the above image and not recognize the sight of a precious human life whose willful termination is premeditated murder.


There was an article posted here on Fark last week I think about couples in AUS aborting their babies
because they turned out not to be the gender they wanted.

Are you cool with that?
2013-04-30 09:51:24 PM
1 votes:

Red Shirt Blues: When do they start selling Viagra OTC? Seems like it would be a nice counterbalance.


For kicks, go to the store at 2am and buy:
tgm123.com
lamar.colostate.edu
img1.shopimg.ca
2013-04-30 09:47:24 PM
1 votes:
24.media.tumblr.com
2013-04-30 09:22:29 PM
1 votes:
And thus, the Golden Age of Butt Sex came to an end. -_-
2013-04-30 09:15:20 PM
1 votes:

Dusk-You-n-Me: teenage mutant ninja rapist: Just cause its in your womb and gestates there doesnt mean you have more rights to it than the father.

That's exactly what it means. If you want men and women to have equal rights with regards to pregnancy figure out a way for men to get pregnant.

That isn't to say men can't even discuss this topic. But that's all it is, discussion.


I can live with just being part of the discussion, cause, let's be serious.  We'd go extinct as a species if men were the ones to have to go through child-birth.
2013-04-30 09:07:50 PM
1 votes:

Weaver95: Infernalist: LibertyHiller: I see a farkton of men arguing about this in every thread.

Hey, I've got a crazy idea: How about if everybody who isn't capable of bearing children shut the fark up about what you think someone else should do in the areas of birth control and pregnancy? If you can't do it, you don't get to have an opinion, per the Basic Rule of Life #7: Mind Your Own Farking Business.

Hey, some of my best friends are women.  promiscuous women at that.

so you're saying I got a shot with some of 'em?


If you're with some of them, you should get a shot.
2013-04-30 08:56:44 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: So it's not legal for a 15 year old to consent to sex, but it's just fine if she buys a morning after pill without parental permission? Not really understanding the logic behind that decision.


And she better not smoke after sex!
2013-04-30 08:54:52 PM
1 votes:
There was a time a single aspirin would prevent teen pregnancy.
2013-04-30 08:52:19 PM
1 votes:
Or that a school nurse can give your kid Plan B, but not Tylenol.

Just once, I wish I could actually say what I actually think about "people" like you without getting banned from Fark.
2013-04-30 08:51:06 PM
1 votes:

Tumunga: But, if I keep it plugged it up with one of them there toys from the Walmart health section, ain't nobody gonna get in there.


img243.imageshack.us
Is this why you're not allowed to be in 100 feet of a school anymore?
2013-04-30 08:44:12 PM
1 votes:
And yet Sudafed is kept behind the counter and I need an ID to buy it.
2013-04-30 08:43:19 PM
1 votes:

GoldSpider: Infernalist: You sound a lil whiny about the fact that you might have to help your kids when they make stupid mistakes.

Thanks to the law, I won't even know when they make stupid mistakes until I'm on the hook for a fine or something.

/Glad I don't have kids.


lol somehow I don't think you're ever going to have to worry about that lil problem, boyo.
2013-04-30 08:41:25 PM
1 votes:

Infernalist: I sincerely doubt that a single 15 year old out there will have any issues at all getting this if they truly want it.

They have little issue getting their hands on cigarettes and/or liquor, after all.  I would suspect that the same 18+ crowd that enables their bad habits will be more than happy to help them with this, as well.


i.imgur.com


And now, a CSB from me...

A friend of mine is a pharmacy tech. He told me one day a wild eyed man ran up to the window and breathlessly shouted "I need the plan B! I need the plan B!"

/D.C. v. Heller will be overturned right after Roe v. Wade
//It's over. Get over it.
2013-04-30 08:37:49 PM
1 votes:

GoldSpider: Popcorn Johnny: How so? Parents have the right to know what their kids are doing.

See, that's just one of those things that parents today have to warm up to.  Your kids have the right to hide anything they're up to from you, including medical conditions and medications they're taking, but you are still on the hook if they get themselves in legal trouble.


You sound a lil whiny about the fact that you might have to help your kids when they make stupid mistakes.
2013-04-30 08:25:23 PM
1 votes:
A victory for vaginas everywere.
2013-04-30 08:24:09 PM
1 votes:

PistolGripPump:  someone who works in the STD "industry"


Better not put that on your business card.
2013-04-30 08:23:47 PM
1 votes:

Popcorn Johnny: Aarontology: Because they're two entirely different issues.

How so? Parents have the right to know what their kids are doing.


So you want them to watch?
2013-04-30 08:18:15 PM
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Hmm. What's next?
Chewables? 

...dissolvables. "Have a wild night? Making her breakfast? Drop one of these in her OJ and you're good to go!"

It's possible I'm a terrible person.
2013-04-30 08:10:30 PM
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Remember folks - the Government is only supposed to "mind it's own business" when it comes to weapons you can slaughter other people with. When it comes to your own body, it should be all up in your business.
2013-04-30 08:09:59 PM
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ultraholland: Obama's going to turn all teenagers into promiscuous atheist whores!!


Thanks, Obama! :)
2013-04-30 08:09:59 PM
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www.charlock.org
2013-04-30 08:08:06 PM
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TomD9938: Right. No one great ever grew up under difficult circumstances.


Well, then, we should enact policies that keep more and more people in poverty and need so their bootstrappy greatness can more fully manifest. Plus, that means rich people can get richer! A win-win if I've ever heard of one.
2013-04-30 07:55:38 PM
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denver.mylittlefacewhen.com
2013-04-30 07:54:24 PM
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Cool.  Now, instead of having long arguments about abortion all I have to do is serve them breakfast.
2013-04-30 07:53:54 PM
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i.imgur.com
2013-04-30 07:53:33 PM
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ultraholland: Obama's going to turn all teenagers into promiscuous atheist whores!!


Oh wow...that would be *awesome*.
2013-04-30 07:51:55 PM
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Waiting for a combination blend of rohypnol and time-release plan B.
2013-04-30 07:51:30 PM
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AWESOME!!!!!

This means less abortions and teen pregnancy!

/Sadly most pro-life/anti-abortionist will not get that
2013-04-30 07:51:05 PM
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Obama's going to turn all teenagers into promiscuous atheist whores!!
2013-04-30 07:49:45 PM
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Dr. Goldshnoz: You just watch, this is going to cause crime, destroy the innocence of our children, bring the wraith of god upon us, destroy american society, and cause the further advance the women's war on men.

You just watch.


Of equal concern is the confusion that will result in what percentage of crime, destruction of innocence, wrath of god, destruction of society and advancement of the war on men is a result of this move by the Food and Drug Administration, and what percentage of those calamities are a result of same-sex marriage.
2013-04-30 07:49:29 PM
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Dr. Goldshnoz: You just watch, this is going to cause crime, destroy the innocence of our children, bring the wraith of god upon us, destroy american society, and cause the further advance the women's war on men.

You just watch.


I don't think so. According to Pat Robertson and the late (yay!) Jerry Falwell, homos are to blame for all those things. Homos and lezzies. Homos, lesbians, and pagans. Homos, lesbians, pagans, and...oh forget it.  Let's just call it "everyone who doesn't watch Pat Robertson".
2013-04-30 07:48:41 PM
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Popcorn Johnny: So it's not legal for a 15 year old to consent to sex, but it's just fine if she buys a morning after pill without parental permission? Not really understanding the logic behind that decision.


Fixed that........
2013-04-30 07:47:26 PM
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Kimothy: Good. Can't wait to see the fundies crying in their Cheerios over this one.


Just wait for all those high moral cashiers who refuse to check out any item they find morally objectionable.
2013-04-30 07:47:15 PM
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"The farking Costco! A year's worth of macaroni and cheese, a 50 gallon drum of cranberry juice, or a pill that will kill a baby!"
2013-04-30 07:46:56 PM
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You just watch, this is going to cause crime, destroy the innocence of our children, bring the wraith of god upon us, destroy american society, and cause the further advance the women's war on men.

You just watch.
2013-04-30 07:45:58 PM
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gadian: How long until pharmacies and department stores refuse to carry it regardless?


I assume it will be sold next to 5 Hour Energy at the Kwikee Mart.
2013-04-30 07:45:45 PM
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Popcorn Johnny: That said, I don't agree with girls under the age of consent being able to purchase this without their parents knowledge. Maybe it should be that they don't need parental permission, but the parents are notified of the purchase after the fact.


Why? The only other analogy out there are states that require parental notice to get an abortion. Do you think Plan B is an abortifacient? It's not. It's emergency contraceptive, it prevents pregnancy from occuring, it doesn't terminate an already-existing pregnancy.

Do you think parents should be notified when their children buy condoms?
2013-04-30 07:17:58 PM
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cant wait to see the first commercial for it.
2013-04-30 07:11:56 PM
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Red Shirt Blues: When do they start selling Viagra OTC? Seems like it would be a nice counterbalance.


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