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(Daily Mail)   Fark ready headline: Carpet cleaner left screaming in agony after his testicles were burned by 99p 'shower gel'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 21
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2013-04-30 08:23:01 PM
4 votes:
www.pianohelp.net
2013-04-30 10:10:26 PM
2 votes:

Walker: He has now been given £1,000 as part of an out-of-court settlement.

See this is the difference between the UK and the US. People in the US would laugh at that pitiful amount.  People in the UK are like "Good show ol chap! You showed them! Pip pip etc" The minimum someone in the US would have gotten was $300,000.


One has to consider the relative value of the injured commodity.
2013-04-30 08:05:44 PM
2 votes:
So, does the carpet still match the drapes?
2013-04-30 08:04:24 PM
2 votes:
I only use carpet cleaner on my nuts if I've been with someone really skanky!
2013-04-30 08:04:10 PM
2 votes:
"'I now get an even cheaper brand from Lidl.'

ohlmanngroup.com
2013-05-01 03:12:29 PM
1 votes:

Habeas Porpoise: "Pain was so much even his underwear hurt when it touched burns"

The real question is, how does he know what his underwear was feeling?


I didn't even know underwear could feel. Wait, does that mean underwear has other senses as well? I think I owe my underwear an apology.
2013-05-01 12:53:50 AM
1 votes:
www.technologytell.com
2013-04-30 09:29:53 PM
1 votes:

JesusJuice: When I was in the military my buddies and I used to compete to see who could smear the most IcyHot on their cock and balls.  I just thought you might like to know.


I have the utmost respect for military personnel, and I have absolutely no problem with homosexuals. But that is quite possibly the gayest thing I have ever heard, and I'm using "gay" in its strictly perjorative sense. That story is only made gayer by the fact that all of you would probably claim that it wasn't gay at all, and that engaging in balls-exposed fun-time with a roomful of other men just means that all of you are extremely confident in your hetrosexuality. Uh huh... as confident in your heterosexuality as the two or three guys in my college fraternity who always came up with suggestions like "Hey! Let's see who can smear the most IcyHot on their cock and balls!" when the rest of us just wanted to smoke dope.

/obligatory but sincere NTTAWWT
2013-04-30 09:25:04 PM
1 votes:

JesusJuice: When I was in the military my buddies and I used to compete to see who could smear the most IcyHot on their cock and balls.

I just thought you might like to know.


That's the gayest and most stupid thing I've read all day. My $0.02.
2013-04-30 09:17:28 PM
1 votes:
What he failed to realize is that "Shower Gel" meant "Gel for cleaning the shower".
2013-04-30 09:16:54 PM
1 votes:

Walker: He has now been given £1,000 as part of an out-of-court settlement.

See this is the difference between the UK and the US. People in the US would laugh at that pitiful amount.  People in the UK are like "Good show ol chap! You showed them! Pip pip etc" The minimum someone in the US would have gotten was $300,000.



In the US, $100k would have went to the lawyer, $200k to the hospital, he would still be in debt by $50k, and his bank/landlord would have kicked him out because he was a few days late making a payment while in the hospital.
2013-04-30 09:15:57 PM
1 votes:
i232.photobucket.com
2013-04-30 09:03:35 PM
1 votes:
When I was in the military my buddies and I used to compete to see who could smear the most IcyHot on their cock and balls.

I just thought you might like to know.
2013-04-30 08:58:45 PM
1 votes:

Habeas Porpoise: "Pain was so much even his underwear hurt when it touched burns"

The real question is, how does he know what his underwear was feeling?

Also, does this mean all Koreans have singed balls?


I was just about to express my new found respect for Korean genital fortitude.  I wonder what scent it was.  Invigorating Brimstone?
2013-04-30 08:55:07 PM
1 votes:
"Pain was so much even his underwear hurt when it touched burns"

The real question is, how does he know what his underwear was feeling?

Also, does this mean all Koreans have singed balls?
2013-04-30 08:39:15 PM
1 votes:

Smeggy Smurf: berylman: 'I had tears in my eyes when pulling on my boxer shorts, and if any material simply brushed the area I almost doubled over in pain. I grimaced with every move.'

He added: 'I went to my local hospital and they said I had suffered burns. I don't have sensitive skin and had never suffered a reaction like this before.

'Because I'm self employed I had to go to work and battle through the pain, which was a real struggle. The whole incident left me feeling depressed because I feared my ordeal would never end.

Hombre needs to back to the man school of dealing with pain.

Real men scrub their balls with Lava


Brillo Pads with Lava. that's a deep down clean.
2013-04-30 08:30:29 PM
1 votes:
Berylman

Hombre needs to back to the man school of dealing with pain.

Tell you what. I'll put caustic chemicals on your genitals and you can demonstrate by example.
2013-04-30 08:29:44 PM
1 votes:

berylman: 'I had tears in my eyes when pulling on my boxer shorts, and if any material simply brushed the area I almost doubled over in pain. I grimaced with every move.'

He added: 'I went to my local hospital and they said I had suffered burns. I don't have sensitive skin and had never suffered a reaction like this before.

'Because I'm self employed I had to go to work and battle through the pain, which was a real struggle. The whole incident left me feeling depressed because I feared my ordeal would never end.

Hombre needs to back to the man school of dealing with pain.


Real men scrub their balls with Lava
2013-04-30 08:19:06 PM
1 votes:
Am I the only one who read "Carpet cleaner left screaming in agony after his testicles were burned..." and wondered why the carpet cleaner was washing his balls at someone's home where he was cleaning carpets? What other reason is there for naming his occupation?
2013-04-30 08:12:39 PM
1 votes:

Elegy: "'Because I'm self employed I had to go to work and battle through the pain, which was a real struggle."

Had this been the US that would have read "because I'm self-employed I have terrible insurance that wouldn't cover this accident and I am now hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt."


And whose choice was it to be self employed with no health insurance rather than get a job someplace that has generous insurance...?
2013-04-30 08:08:41 PM
1 votes:
mimg.ugo.com

What really happened was he pissed off some nerds
 
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