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(Daily Mail)   Fark ready headline: Carpet cleaner left screaming in agony after his testicles were burned by 99p 'shower gel'   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 12
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2013-04-30 08:06:32 PM  
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"'Because I'm self employed I had to go to work and battle through the pain, which was a real struggle."

Had this been the US that would have read "because I'm self-employed I have terrible insurance that wouldn't cover this accident and I am now hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt."
2013-04-30 10:10:26 PM  
2 votes:

Walker: He has now been given £1,000 as part of an out-of-court settlement.

See this is the difference between the UK and the US. People in the US would laugh at that pitiful amount.  People in the UK are like "Good show ol chap! You showed them! Pip pip etc" The minimum someone in the US would have gotten was $300,000.


One has to consider the relative value of the injured commodity.
2013-05-01 12:59:48 AM  
1 votes:
Hard to believe that guy is only 42.
2013-04-30 09:40:23 PM  
1 votes:
maybe next time dont jerkoff using shower gel as lube
2013-04-30 09:31:09 PM  
1 votes:

The Third Man: I would be very, very careful about using anything called "Dettol" near the family jewels. I am only familiar with that product's use as the world's most disgusting cold remedy. It's one of those medicines that you have to be sick to use because if you aren't already violently ill, you will be after using it.


I'd be warier of the Chinese characters on the label.
2013-04-30 09:29:53 PM  
1 votes:

JesusJuice: When I was in the military my buddies and I used to compete to see who could smear the most IcyHot on their cock and balls.  I just thought you might like to know.


I have the utmost respect for military personnel, and I have absolutely no problem with homosexuals. But that is quite possibly the gayest thing I have ever heard, and I'm using "gay" in its strictly perjorative sense. That story is only made gayer by the fact that all of you would probably claim that it wasn't gay at all, and that engaging in balls-exposed fun-time with a roomful of other men just means that all of you are extremely confident in your hetrosexuality. Uh huh... as confident in your heterosexuality as the two or three guys in my college fraternity who always came up with suggestions like "Hey! Let's see who can smear the most IcyHot on their cock and balls!" when the rest of us just wanted to smoke dope.

/obligatory but sincere NTTAWWT
2013-04-30 08:19:06 PM  
1 votes:
Am I the only one who read "Carpet cleaner left screaming in agony after his testicles were burned..." and wondered why the carpet cleaner was washing his balls at someone's home where he was cleaning carpets? What other reason is there for naming his occupation?
2013-04-30 08:09:54 PM  
1 votes:
From the comments:
how did chemicals from work get down to his testicles and why didn't it react on other parts of the skin first.


That is a  good question. Does he wash his junk before anything else?
2013-04-30 08:05:42 PM  
1 votes:
I'll remember that the next time I feel the need to humiliate myself to the world, to contact the Daily Mail.

Does anyone in England have any self respect anymore?
2013-04-30 08:04:10 PM  
1 votes:
"'I now get an even cheaper brand from Lidl.'

ohlmanngroup.com
2013-04-30 08:03:10 PM  
1 votes:
Reacted with chemicals used when he was working?  Dude, why are you putting carpet cleaner on your junk?
2013-04-30 08:02:26 PM  
1 votes:

Walker: He has now been given £1,000 as part of an out-of-court settlement.

See this is the difference between the UK and the US. People in the US would laugh at that pitiful amount.  People in the UK are like "Good show ol chap! You showed them! Pip pip etc" The minimum someone in the US would have gotten was $300,000.


That's assuming this story is in any way true, considering the source.
 
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