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(Entertainment Weekly)   Are you ready for the America's Next "Top Hooker"?   (insidetv.ew.com) divider line 97
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2013-04-30 04:09:57 PM
Some men just want to watch the world burn
 
2013-04-30 04:31:23 PM
Greatest misleading headline of our decade!!! Maybe even lifetime...
 
FNG [TotalFark]
2013-04-30 05:35:32 PM
I'll admit it, tricked me (thatsthejoke.jpg).

You might say they.......

...... fished me in.
 
2013-04-30 07:02:09 PM
I'm confused, why does she need a bow and arrows for fishing...
 
2013-04-30 07:02:13 PM
 
2013-04-30 07:02:18 PM
They're angling for a lot of controversy with that title.
 
2013-04-30 07:04:59 PM
I bit.
 
2013-04-30 07:05:02 PM
Hey, it'll feature contestants catching fish using only their mouths. That's gotta count for something.
 
2013-04-30 07:05:55 PM
Should follow that lost and naked in the woods show (or whatever it's called).
 
2013-04-30 07:06:42 PM
Dammit. And here I was hoping to see this one in action.

www.thesmokinggun.com
 
2013-04-30 07:07:09 PM
Is it set in Nevada? Because if so...it's a trap.

cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com
 
2013-04-30 07:07:26 PM
Brought to you by Ugly Stik.
 
2013-04-30 07:08:05 PM
If this bears even the slightest of resemblance to RuPaul's Drag Race, I'm game (see what I did there?)
 
2013-04-30 07:08:07 PM
I already saw that show. It's called "The Kardashians".
 
2013-04-30 07:08:14 PM
Another William Shatner reality series?
 
2013-04-30 07:08:36 PM
media.moddb.com

"I never miss an episode!"
 
2013-04-30 07:09:14 PM

codergirl42: I'm confused, why does she need a bow and arrows for fishing...


Carp fishing.
 
2013-04-30 07:09:39 PM
yes.   yes, I am.
 
2013-04-30 07:10:41 PM
"It's a fishing show, see, but we make it sound like whores!"
 
2013-04-30 07:13:42 PM
They should have called it, "Bottom biatch".

Yes, I know it's a fishing show.
 
2013-04-30 07:14:15 PM

bunner: "It's a fishing show, see, but we make it sound like whores!"


Charlie Sheen regrets he signed on as a judge.
 
2013-04-30 07:15:51 PM
Good one subby.

Way to make a bass out of yourself.
 
2013-04-30 07:16:20 PM
Episode 1, challenge 1: "How to Prepare Your Snapper."
 
2013-04-30 07:16:59 PM
great, another reason to cancel cable.
 
2013-04-30 07:17:11 PM
This is going to be a real disappointing thread for fark's sex industry workers who are unable shut up about sex industry work.
 
2013-04-30 07:17:32 PM
If your fishing involves zany stunts, smash-cuts, dubstep, hosts, cohosts, commentators, product placement, and any other staples of reality competition shows... you're doing it wrong.
 
2013-04-30 07:17:53 PM
Was expecting

www.ajino-mingei.com
 
2013-04-30 07:20:00 PM
Can't wait to see the cast.
 
2013-04-30 07:20:49 PM
This is not America's top hooker then?

www.everythingaction.com
 
2013-04-30 07:21:06 PM
Dammit Fark, you kept the "for the"? Where's the proofreading mods?

/Subs

Theaetetus: Grand Theft Auto did it.


Nice to know I wasn't the only one to see that.
 
2013-04-30 07:21:26 PM
I was thinking it was about Rugby.
 
2013-04-30 07:21:45 PM
To be followed up with "Pimp My Sister"
 
2013-04-30 07:26:18 PM
Why would you put silencers on the string for bow fishing?  Carp can't hear as well as deer, cause you know, they are under water.

Why would you have hot pink on your bow when being able to get in range without spooking a carp is part of the game?

I don't think she is going to win.
 
2013-04-30 07:26:47 PM

Bullseyed: To be followed up with "Pimp My Sister"


And "Ice Road Farkers"
 
2013-04-30 07:28:25 PM
Air Force Amy?
 
2013-04-30 07:28:28 PM

DeadGeek: This is not America's top hooker then?

[www.everythingaction.com image 300x362]


winner winner winner +8 internets and all that
 
2013-04-30 07:30:38 PM
an unscripted competition series that puts a diverse group of 10 competitors through a series of "mind-blowing" challenges

good thing I named my dick "Mind"
 
2013-04-30 07:32:47 PM

TheLopper: I already saw that show. It's called "The Kardashians".


WINNER!
 
2013-04-30 07:32:50 PM
i270.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-30 07:33:47 PM
I'd settle for "America's Toothless but Clean Hooker"
 
2013-04-30 07:38:37 PM
i90.photobucket.com

/dustin' off some favorites
 
2013-04-30 07:41:08 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Episode 1, challenge 1: "How to Prepare Your Snapper."


I would actually watch the show if the producers had the balls to make every episode title a double entendre like that.

/wouldn't actually watch the show
 
2013-04-30 07:42:17 PM
America's next top hooker?  I thought that was the premise of Teen Mom
 
2013-04-30 07:44:46 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Episode 1, challenge 1: "How to Prepare Your Snapper."


If she has to scale it, then I'm puking on my way out of the TV room.
 
2013-04-30 07:45:12 PM

ShawnDoc: codergirl42: I'm confused, why does she need a bow and arrows for fishing...

Carp fishing.



Larysa Switlyk
 
2013-04-30 07:45:40 PM

TheLopper: I already saw that show. It's called "The Kardashians".


ZekeMacNeil: America's next top hooker?  I thought that was the premise of Teen Mom


You guys are really mistaking hookers and sluts. There is a subtle difference in that those girls don't receive caaassshh fo....

nevermind
 
2013-04-30 07:46:00 PM
Sydney Biddle Barrows does not approve.
 
2013-04-30 07:46:47 PM

The Pope of Manwich Village: Bullseyed: To be followed up with "Pimp My Sister"

And "Ice Road Farkers"


"Deadliest Catch" doesn't even need it's name changed.
 
2013-04-30 07:50:13 PM
Well, I don't really need to meet subby's mom, but okay!
 
2013-04-30 07:52:08 PM
As Eddie Murphy can tell you, a "TV Hooker" is not necessarily the same thing as a "Television Hooker".
 
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