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(Google)   Being obese at a young age doubles the risk of death, moobs before 55 (with moobs pic)   (google.com) divider line 162
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2013-04-30 04:00:21 PM  
Old fat hippy lady or fat young man?  We report, you vomit.
 
2013-04-30 04:40:50 PM  
"Doubles the risk of death"? What's double 100%?
 
2013-04-30 04:46:05 PM  
...and this comes as a surprise to whom exactly?
 
2013-04-30 04:46:55 PM  
But remember folks... can't judge.
 
2013-04-30 04:47:10 PM  
that should be labeled NSFW dammit. People who happened to glance at my computer will assume those were boobs instead of moobs.

I could explain but then I'd have to explain why I look at moobs in the first place.

Also, if boobs are NSFW why not moobs?

/feminism
 
2013-04-30 04:47:16 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-30 04:47:24 PM  
So I now have a 200% risk of death. Good to hear.
 
2013-04-30 04:47:30 PM  
 Which is bad considering it's already a given.

Hypnozombie
 
2013-04-30 04:48:54 PM  
We had to be told this? And how is that pic SFW? Or SF-anyone who just ate?
 
2013-04-30 04:49:26 PM  
I've done a lot of sexually depraved things in my life, but I have yet to titty-fark a man.
 
2013-04-30 04:50:01 PM  

ArcadianRefugee: "Doubles the risk of death"? What's double 100%?


I too stop reading sentences when I hit a comma.
 
2013-04-30 04:52:42 PM  
 
2013-04-30 04:53:42 PM  
So let's just allow Monsanto to feed us all grade of frankenfoods so we don't die from obesity... we just die from hideous mutations and being eaten from the inside out.

/Yes, that would be MUCH better...
//and remember folks, your family can't sue them for it either... it's the law
 
2013-04-30 04:55:19 PM  

Atomic Spunk: I've done a lot of sexually depraved things in my life, but I have yet to titty-fark a man.


So challenge accepted?
 
2013-04-30 04:56:00 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-30 04:57:16 PM  
how do you hit 200 percent? aren't you dead at 100?

same for the women...you know because i am too lazy to do the study on women

is this one of the studies where someone asks their friend and then multiplies??
 
2013-04-30 04:57:46 PM  
Are those back moobs?
 
2013-04-30 04:59:48 PM  
Hence the slightly lower life expectancy in the U.S.
 
2013-04-30 05:01:11 PM  
Getting titty farked is on my bucket list now.
 
2013-04-30 05:04:15 PM  
His name was Robert Paulson.
 
2013-04-30 05:04:52 PM  
I'm not a complete fatass, but could lose some weight. Have a bet with a buddy, first to 200lbs gets $20. He's taking it kinda lightly, while I on the other hand, sliced my calorie intake and am running nearly 4 miles a day. Dropped about 15lbs in the last 3 weeks, another 5lbs to win the cash.

I hate running, but I hated having to buy size 38 pants even more.

/its nice to use notches on my belt that I haven't used in a better part of a decade
 
2013-04-30 05:05:58 PM  

Oldiron_79: Atomic Spunk: I've done a lot of sexually depraved things in my life, but I have yet to titty-fark a man.

So challenge accepted?


So is anyone brave enough to do a rule 34 check on tittyfarking a man pron?

On an unrelated note after a good 3 hours of searching by about a half dozen of my friends at a bar it appears that there is no such thing as midgit gas mask pron. Yeah it was a drinking game involving looking for rule 34 exemptions.
 
2013-04-30 05:08:09 PM  
Yeah, whatever. I've been fat all my life and I have no prob...

...HUURRRK!!!

.  . ..

/shiat, there's no bacon in Hell...they lied to me!
 
2013-04-30 05:08:23 PM  
i939.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-30 05:09:03 PM  

Oldiron_79: On an unrelated note after a good 3 hours of searching by about a half dozen of my friends at a bar it appears that there is no such thing as midgit gas mask pron. Yeah it was a drinking game involving looking for rule 34 exemptions.


Rule 35.
 
2013-04-30 05:09:17 PM  
Or maybe most people who are fat are fat throughout their life due to slow metabolism and/or poor eating exercise habits?   Naw.
 
2013-04-30 05:10:12 PM  
BMI? Pfft, they were probably all body builders.
 
2013-04-30 05:10:38 PM  

Ishkur: Oldiron_79: On an unrelated note after a good 3 hours of searching by about a half dozen of my friends at a bar it appears that there is no such thing as midgit gas mask pron. Yeah it was a drinking game involving looking for rule 34 exemptions.

Rule 35.


Rule 35 I beleive is as soon as you point out an apparant exemption to rule 34 someone will correct it.
 
2013-04-30 05:11:01 PM  
Once we finally get single payer healthcare you'll be glad people are dying earlier to offset elderly care costs.
 
2013-04-30 05:11:50 PM  

Cajnik: [i939.photobucket.com image 400x675]


Your pick me made think of this...

i1.sndcdn.com

/now we need eye bleach
 
2013-04-30 05:13:08 PM  

Oldiron_79: Rule 35 I beleive is as soon as you point out an apparant exemption to rule 34 someone will correct it.


No, Rule 35 is "If Rule 34 cannot be found, it will be made."

/so that means someone is registering midgetgasmask.com right now
 
2013-04-30 05:14:42 PM  
So what's the plan for dealing with this?

You know, other than demonizing people suffering from a disease.
 
2013-04-30 05:15:42 PM  
"You threw up on the Dean."

encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-30 05:16:05 PM  

GoldSpider: So what's the plan for dealing with this?

You know, other than demonizing people suffering from a disease.


I dunno, calling them fatties makes me feel better about my shortcomings.
 
2013-04-30 05:19:18 PM  

lewismarktwo: GoldSpider: So what's the plan for dealing with this?

You know, other than demonizing people suffering from a disease.

I dunno, calling them fatties makes me feel better about my shortcomings.


www.freewebs.com
 
2013-04-30 05:23:07 PM  

Ishkur: Oldiron_79: Rule 35 I beleive is as soon as you point out an apparant exemption to rule 34 someone will correct it.

No, Rule 35 is "If Rule 34 cannot be found, it will be made."

/so that means someone is registering midgetgasmask.com right now


Basiclly what I said but different wording.

I guess friend that found that will be buying everyone else a round next time he tries to use it and there is midgitgasmask.com
 
2013-04-30 05:24:17 PM  

Cajnik: [i939.photobucket.com image 400x675]


WTF man?  Have you no shame for posting something like this?
 
2013-04-30 05:27:36 PM  
Eyebleach thread from yesterday,  You can thank me later.
 
2013-04-30 05:29:40 PM  

bim1154: Cajnik: [i939.photobucket.com image 400x675]

WTF man?  Have you no shame for posting something like this?



i939.photobucket.com
Moar?
 
2013-04-30 05:30:02 PM  

Oldiron_79: Oldiron_79: Atomic Spunk: I've done a lot of sexually depraved things in my life, but I have yet to titty-fark a man.

So challenge accepted?

So is anyone brave enough to do a rule 34 check on tittyfarking a man pron?

On an unrelated note after a good 3 hours of searching by about a half dozen of my friends at a bar it appears that there is no such thing as midgit gas mask pron. Yeah it was a drinking game involving looking for rule 34 exemptions.


Me and my friends did the same for sneeze pron.

/Yes, there is
 
2013-04-30 05:30:04 PM  

GoldSpider: So what's the plan for dealing with this?

You know, other than demonizing people suffering from a disease.


Uh huh, 1 in 3 Americans has a disease that makes them obese.  If only there were other reasons...
 
2013-04-30 05:31:24 PM  
www.google.com

Lol, at least this dude clearly doesn't give a sh*t. I've always wondered why fat people wear their shirts in swimming pools. You think you're hiding something, but if anything you're drawing more attention to it by being the only person there wearing a shirt. No one cares that you're fat, bro. Let that flag fly!
 
2013-04-30 05:32:17 PM  
fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net

Enjoy these complimentary man boobs.
 
2013-04-30 05:34:18 PM  

GoldSpider: So what's the plan for dealing with this?

You know, other than demonizing people suffering from a disease.


Disease?

Is that what passes for fat acceptance now?

I got fat because I took in more calories than I burned. I have begun reversing that trend and I am now less fat. There is no disease about it. I am sure there are some random outliers, but the majority of fat people are fat because they eat too much and don't exercise enough.

I am being honest, not hateful. I am actually one of those guys that prefers chubby women.
 
2013-04-30 05:34:31 PM  
 
2013-04-30 05:38:03 PM  

Ned Stark: ArcadianRefugee: "Doubles the risk of death"? What's double 100%?

I too stop reading sentences when I hit a comma.


I prefer "and" if the two are connected.
 
2013-04-30 05:38:08 PM  
I was looking at old class pics and you would see one or two fat kids in the class. Now after seeing my nieces class pic it looks like every other kid is a land whale in training. Just looking at them it's kinda sad knowing I will probably outlive them.
 
2013-04-30 05:38:28 PM  

Brontes: Uh huh, 1 in 3 Americans has a disease that makes them obese. If only there were other reasons...


p the boiler: Is that what passes for fat acceptance now?


Hey if we can externalize blame for poverty, why can't we do the same for obesity?
 
2013-04-30 05:38:42 PM  

Ghastly: Enjoy these complimentary man boobs.


Eye bleach compared to the rest of this thread
 
2013-04-30 05:39:02 PM  
Too bad it does not kill them off before 18 in most cases.
 
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