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(Salon)   Washington's favorite psychopathic gossip queen is still trashing Conan O'Brien for making fun of the DC Hilton (w/ photo that will haunt your dreams)   ( divider line
    More: Strange, Conan O'Brien, politicos, Jim VandeHei, Mark Leibovich, Washington Hilton, White House Correspondents' Association  
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6890 clicks; posted to Politics » on 30 Apr 2013 at 5:17 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2013-04-30 04:43:53 PM  
4 votes:
Wow, is there anything less important to have ever happened?
2013-04-30 05:31:39 PM  
2 votes:

Alphax: Huh, I never heard of Mike Allen.

Me neither. And after reading the article (or at least attempting to make sense of what appears to be complete inside baseball), I still don't know who he is or why I'm supposed to care what he thinks.
2013-04-30 05:29:58 PM  
2 votes:
A slam on a Hotel is elitist?  Well, yes, I guess it is. . .because when talking about the luxury of the accommodations, OF COURSE ONE IS GOING TO BE ELITIST!

"He impugned the quality of the caviar and truffled croquettes I was serving.  What an elitist."

"That Nobel prize judge savaged the deftness of my prose!  What an elitist!"

Jesus, it's sad when journalists don't know what words mean.  What an imbecile.
2013-04-30 04:17:02 PM  
2 votes:
Yes, pick a fight with Conan. I'm sure you'll win.
2013-05-01 02:38:48 AM  
1 vote:
What I got:

1. Mike Allen desperately wants to be in with The In Crowd in DC.

2. Mike Allen writes articles about The In Crowd in Politico.

3. Enough of The In Crowd likes seeing their name in print any damn place, so they continue to provide access, invites, and comments to Politico / Mike Allen.

4. Mike Allen gets tiny little boner.

That about right?
2013-04-30 06:30:31 PM  
1 vote:

DarwiOdrade: Just when I thought I couldn't care less.

When your event is too fatuous and pretentious for Tom Brokaw to stand, it may be time to call it a day.
2013-04-30 06:04:43 PM  
1 vote:
Can't wait for Conan to slam this guy.
2013-04-30 05:58:08 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-30 05:55:53 PM  
1 vote:
If you say the phase "hurt his buzz" everyone you see for the next should be able to biatch slap you if they so desire.
2013-04-30 05:53:38 PM  
1 vote:

TheShavingofOccam123: thamike: [ image 579x384]

Why???? Why did you do that???

/flossing and brushing and rinsing and spitting
/plus a water pik and a tongue scraper and this remote control



2013-04-30 05:37:09 PM  
1 vote:


2013-04-30 05:34:50 PM  
1 vote:
Maybe he thought Morning Joe MoJo was would be MoFo-ed because everyone would be ROFL-(oed) (i know....that makes no sense, but work with me here)

Or maybe he is just an insecure weenie-shnitzel who is jealous of all the pres that Andy Cohen gets.

Or maybe he is just a no-talent hack "journalist" and is trying to conceal that fact who does not understand that everyone already knows he is a no-talent hack "journalist".

Or probably he is just and idjut with a TRS-80 and an AOL account.
2013-04-30 05:34:06 PM  
1 vote:


2013-04-30 05:28:59 PM  
1 vote:
2013-04-30 05:28:10 PM  
1 vote:

BKITU: scottydoesntknow: Motel 5? Is that worse than a Motel 6?

It is just under 17% less Motel-ey.

That's why I always stay at Super 8.
2013-04-30 05:20:24 PM  
1 vote:
Mike Allen; no matter how much you shrill for it, the DC Hilton will NOT sleep with you.
2013-04-30 05:20:06 PM  
1 vote:
Huh, I never heard of Mike Allen.
2013-04-30 05:06:50 PM  
1 vote:

xenophon10k: Is that the poster for The 50-Year Old Virgin?

No, it's the face of the male clinging boyfriend meme.
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