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(Salon)   Washington's favorite psychopathic gossip queen is still trashing Conan O'Brien for making fun of the DC Hilton (w/ photo that will haunt your dreams)   (salon.com) divider line 67
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2013-04-30 04:01:21 PM
Is that the poster for The 50-Year Old Virgin?
 
2013-04-30 04:17:02 PM
Yes, pick a fight with Conan. I'm sure you'll win.
 
2013-04-30 04:23:26 PM
img593.imageshack.us

They can see God!
 
2013-04-30 04:43:53 PM
Wow, is there anything less important to have ever happened?
 
2013-04-30 04:46:19 PM
"Conan O'Brien hurt his buzz" by making "four baseless, elitist cracks about the Hilton, acting as if it were a Motel 5."

Motel 5? Is that worse than a Motel 6?

I'm pretty sure he hurt the feelings of Motel 5 & 6 by saying that.
 
2013-04-30 04:53:13 PM

scottydoesntknow: Motel 5? Is that worse than a Motel 6?


It is just under 17% less Motel-ey.
 
2013-04-30 05:05:31 PM
The Washington Hilton is nice. Historic. Its cool 60s modern.
 
2013-04-30 05:06:50 PM

xenophon10k: Is that the poster for The 50-Year Old Virgin?


No, it's the face of the male clinging boyfriend meme.
 
2013-04-30 05:16:41 PM
huh. thought it was rubin.
 
2013-04-30 05:19:46 PM
He looks kind of like a young turd blossom.
 
2013-04-30 05:19:58 PM
That headline screamed Palin.

Turns out it was someone even dumber.
 
2013-04-30 05:20:06 PM
Huh, I never heard of Mike Allen.
 
2013-04-30 05:20:24 PM
Mike Allen; no matter how much you shrill for it, the DC Hilton will NOT sleep with you.
 
2013-04-30 05:28:10 PM

BKITU: scottydoesntknow: Motel 5? Is that worse than a Motel 6?

It is just under 17% less Motel-ey.


That's why I always stay at Super 8.
 
2013-04-30 05:28:59 PM
Whom?
 
2013-04-30 05:29:58 PM
A slam on a Hotel is elitist?  Well, yes, I guess it is. . .because when talking about the luxury of the accommodations, OF COURSE ONE IS GOING TO BE ELITIST!

"He impugned the quality of the caviar and truffled croquettes I was serving.  What an elitist."

"That Nobel prize judge savaged the deftness of my prose!  What an elitist!"

Jesus, it's sad when journalists don't know what words mean.  What an imbecile.
 
2013-04-30 05:30:55 PM

BKITU: scottydoesntknow: Motel 5? Is that worse than a Motel 6?

It is just under 17% less Motel-ey.


I WAS NOT TOLD THERE WOULD BE MATH TODAY!
 
2013-04-30 05:31:39 PM

Alphax: Huh, I never heard of Mike Allen.


Me neither. And after reading the article (or at least attempting to make sense of what appears to be complete inside baseball), I still don't know who he is or why I'm supposed to care what he thinks.
 
2013-04-30 05:33:23 PM

BKITU: scottydoesntknow: Motel 5? Is that worse than a Motel 6?

It is just under 17% less Motel-ey.


Hilton.
Where have I heard that name before?

Hilton.
Why does that seem synonymous with a venereal disease now?

Right.  The Hilton brand.
www.9sn.net

So heroine sheik.
 
2013-04-30 05:34:06 PM
I SEWED MY NAME IN YOUR SHIRTS
media.salon.com
IN CASE YOU FORGET YOU'RE TAKEN
 
2013-04-30 05:34:09 PM

Satanic_Hamster: shrill


sigh....
 
2013-04-30 05:34:50 PM
Maybe he thought Morning Joe MoJo was would be MoFo-ed because everyone would be ROFL-(oed) (i know....that makes no sense, but work with me here)

Or maybe he is just an insecure weenie-shnitzel who is jealous of all the pres that Andy Cohen gets.

Or maybe he is just a no-talent hack "journalist" and is trying to conceal that fact who does not understand that everyone already knows he is a no-talent hack "journalist".

Or probably he is just and idjut with a TRS-80 and an AOL account.
 
2013-04-30 05:36:50 PM
The world would be a better place if Mike Allen was force fed his own cock.
 
2013-04-30 05:37:09 PM
YOU LOOK SO CUTE WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING.
media.salon.com
BTW, YOU NEED TO CLEAN YOUR WINDOWS
 
2013-04-30 05:38:07 PM

Uzzah: Alphax: Huh, I never heard of Mike Allen.

Me neither. And after reading the article (or at least attempting to make sense of what appears to be complete inside baseball), I still don't know who he is or why I'm supposed to care what he thinks.


Considering his name is the combination of my brother's first name, and my father's first name, I think I'd remember him if I'd heard his name anywhere.
 
2013-04-30 05:39:54 PM

BKITU: scottydoesntknow: Motel 5? Is that worse than a Motel 6?

It is just under 17% less Motel-ey.


No no no! Motel 6  clearly has 20% more Motel-iness than Motel 5!
 
2013-04-30 05:42:18 PM
i915.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-30 05:44:07 PM

thamike: [i915.photobucket.com image 579x384]


Why???? Why did you do that???

/flossing and brushing and rinsing and spitting
/plus a water pik and a tongue scraper and this remote control
 
2013-04-30 05:46:37 PM

fusillade762: BKITU: scottydoesntknow: Motel 5? Is that worse than a Motel 6?

It is just under 17% less Motel-ey.

That's why I always stay at Super 8.


encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-30 05:49:03 PM
Oh, thank heaven they were talking about a hotel.

When I first read the headline I thought it was about a sibling of Paris Hilton I hadn't heard about yet.
 
2013-04-30 05:49:25 PM

Jackson Herring: Satanic_Hamster: shrill

sigh....


WHAT.

What.

www.yonetimhaber.com
 
2013-04-30 05:50:51 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Jackson Herring: Satanic_Hamster: shrill

sigh....

WHAT.

What.

[www.yonetimhaber.com image 370x248]


"shill"
 
2013-04-30 05:50:52 PM
Can someone create a gif of his face melting a la Raiders of the Lost Ark? Because that's what I'm seeing everytime I look at him
 
2013-04-30 05:52:52 PM

LectertheChef: The world would be a better place if Mike Allen was force fed his own cock.


Then he'd probably write a 2000 word article on Politico about how exquisite the taste was,
 
2013-04-30 05:53:38 PM

TheShavingofOccam123: thamike: [i915.photobucket.com image 579x384]

Why???? Why did you do that???

/flossing and brushing and rinsing and spitting
/plus a water pik and a tongue scraper and this remote control





MY DOLL COLLECTION

media.salon.com

IS FINALLY COMPLETE

2.bp.blogspot.com

media.salon.com

/sorry
//fark
 
2013-04-30 05:54:33 PM
Just when I thought I couldn't care less.
 
2013-04-30 05:54:39 PM
Huh, this guy is really getting defensive about a hotel? Seriously? Wow, they must really pump him full of free shiat.

Also, am I the only one that read the headline and thought DC Hilton was slang for a prostitute madam?
 
2013-04-30 05:55:37 PM

docbenspock: Huh, this guy is really getting defensive about a hotel? Seriously? Wow, they must really pump him full of free shiat.

Also, am I the only one that read the headline and thought DC Hilton was slang for a prostitute madam?


He would've had enough Hilton points for a free night if that asshole Conan had actually stayed.
 
2013-04-30 05:55:48 PM

theorellior: I SEWED MY NAME IN YOUR SHIRTS

IN CASE YOU FORGET YOU'RE TAKEN


Thank you. Nice work.
 
2013-04-30 05:55:53 PM
If you say the phase "hurt his buzz" everyone you see for the next should be able to biatch slap you if they so desire.
 
2013-04-30 05:57:07 PM
I don't even have enough care in reserve to make a joke about this. It is so pointless and stupid that it stands on its own, like a fine piece of sashimi.
 
2013-04-30 05:58:08 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-30 05:59:55 PM

Ed Grubermann: Satanic_Hamster: Jackson Herring: Satanic_Hamster: shrill

sigh....

WHAT.

What.

[www.yonetimhaber.com image 370x248]

"shill"


www.pewenvironment.org
 
2013-04-30 06:00:15 PM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 850x949]


It looks like bubble-wrap - I just want to pop them all.
 
2013-04-30 06:03:09 PM

thamike: MY DOLL COLLECTION

IS FINALLY COMPLETE

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 620x465]


I'd do her. I bet she knows some interesting things to do with those false eyelashes and that lipstick.
 
2013-04-30 06:04:43 PM
Can't wait for Conan to slam this guy.
 
2013-04-30 06:05:38 PM
Fire chief from living color and Jim carry?
 
2013-04-30 06:07:32 PM
I could swear that there's a David Cross picture that looks exactly like that but I'm having a hard time finding it.
 
2013-04-30 06:11:44 PM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 850x949]


Looks like the carpet in the DC  Hilton.
 
2013-04-30 06:15:34 PM

Satanic_Hamster: Ed Grubermann: Satanic_Hamster: Jackson Herring: Satanic_Hamster: shrill

sigh....

WHAT.

What.

[www.yonetimhaber.com image 370x248]

"shill"

[www.pewenvironment.org image 585x350]


Is that a skrillex?
 
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