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2013-04-30 02:30:34 PM
Watched it on liveleak yesterday. Funny shiat.
 
2013-04-30 02:48:05 PM
That was awesome.
 
2013-04-30 02:58:43 PM
It was REALLY hard not to laugh, loudly.
 
2013-04-30 03:12:52 PM

Russ1642: Watched it on liveleak yesterday. Funny shiat.


I think I remember hearing it on Joe Rogan's show first and then I watched it on Youtube years ago. It was funny then too.
 
2013-04-30 03:18:12 PM
Holy fark that was awesome.
 
2013-04-30 04:20:51 PM
That was pretty funny.
 
2013-04-30 04:25:22 PM
"I'm the MACHINE!"
 
2013-04-30 04:36:20 PM
Well I once spent 4 hours drinking with a table full of Russian mobsters. Great guys.


I'm told the only reason I lived was because I was American and too stupid. I guess if I knew who they were they would have been offended that I spoke with them.
 
2013-04-30 05:00:45 PM
That was goddamn epic.
 
2013-04-30 06:06:07 PM
Easily one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.  A Russian friend sent this version to me recently, which is hilarious since it's the Rogan podcast along with South Park-style animation.
 
2013-04-30 06:33:24 PM
wow,that really was the best story I've heard today.

Funfact:  this guy had a Rolling Stone article written about him as being the premiere partier of Florida State, the premiere party school.  Van Wilder was based on that article and thus was based on him.
 
2013-04-30 07:14:23 PM
 
2013-04-30 07:26:16 PM
this is not a bookmark
 
2013-04-30 07:52:52 PM
I must need anti-depressants or something b/c that story didn't even make me smile.
 
2013-04-30 07:57:02 PM
Terrible audio? Check.
Overlong? Check.
Funny? ...


Funny? ...

/meh
 
2013-04-30 08:00:53 PM
Total bullshiat. If he didn't try to pull this off as being real it might be kinda funny.

/kinda
 
2013-04-30 08:03:03 PM
Sounds legit.  Russia in the 90s, sounds about right.
 
2013-04-30 08:04:13 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Well I once spent 4 hours drinking with a table full of Russian mobsters. Great guys.


I'm told the only reason I lived was because I was American and too stupid. I guess if I knew who they were they would have been offended that I spoke with them.


Substitute Japanese for Russian, and I have similar stories.

/not including the time my buddy (who knew better) said some sarcastic shiate to a low-level boss
//that was a bit worrisome
///ended fine with mutual alcohol appreciation
 
2013-04-30 08:09:16 PM

Everyone Sucks But Me: Easily one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.  A Russian friend sent this version to me recently, which is hilarious since it's the Rogan podcast along with South Park-style animation.


Thanks for posting that so I didn't have to search it out and find it.
 
2013-04-30 08:14:20 PM
New it was him even before I looked.  That story is epic!

/I understand you are The Machine.
 
2013-04-30 08:37:42 PM
Mickey Vodka-eyes?
 
2013-04-30 08:53:11 PM
His is not an uncommon occurrence.
 My personal experience  involves a Kazahk Army Major, his driver, my terp, an AK-47 and  4 liters of wodka all stuffed into a Lada Panda then crossing into Kyrgyzstan without a visa, shooting at a  bottle of Fanta and finally, waking up on the tiled bathroom floor of my hotel with a dried fish the size of a bass in my backpack.
Them boys know how to party! Zhastrovia!!
 
2013-04-30 09:18:16 PM
Dunno if it was true, but pretty funny.
 
2013-04-30 09:35:46 PM
chuggernaught: New it was him even before I looked.  That story is epic!

You  new it before you even looked?
 
2013-04-30 09:54:39 PM
Can't wait to watch it.
 
2013-04-30 10:08:10 PM
Oddly a story in a local tv station is "did woman unwittingly join the Russian mob?"

http://www.komonews.com/news/Did-a-local-woman-unwittingly-land-a-job - with-the-Russian-mob-205484171.html?m=y&smobile=y&c=y&clmob=y&c=n
 
2013-04-30 10:10:29 PM
i also knew it was THE MACHINE!
he told it once on the bo & jim show on lonestar 92.5 (dallas)
truly epic story!

i do believe it as truth, but if it's not, it's a good story none-the-less
 
2013-04-30 10:19:55 PM
Link farked for me. Anyone want to give me the cliff notes of it?
 
2013-04-30 11:35:25 PM
I believe that's the guy who does videos for Vice? No? I hate him, ever since he went to Chernobyl to shoot at "mutant boar." He really does Russia and the CIS a disservice in his reporting on the region. However, I grant that that story is the bomb.
 
2013-04-30 11:35:33 PM

Bonanza Jellybean: Terrible audio? Check.
Overlong? Check.
Funny? ...


Funny? ...

/meh



Here, you hard to please fark! In South Parky cartoon form with great audio from the Joe Rogan podcast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PAtFsJY5q0

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-05-01 09:52:13 AM
Saw the Machine at the Funny Bone in Cincinnati last weekend.  One of the best times I've ever had at a comedy show.
 
2013-05-01 10:47:20 AM

kyrg: His is not an uncommon occurrence.
 My personal experience  involves a Kazahk Army Major, his driver, my terp, an AK-47 and  4 liters of wodka all stuffed into a Lada Panda then crossing into Kyrgyzstan without a visa, shooting at a  bottle of Fanta and finally, waking up on the tiled bathroom floor of my hotel with a dried fish the size of a bass in my backpack.
Them boys know how to party! Zhastrovia!!


Acoustic or electric?
 
2013-05-01 12:46:01 PM

kazikian: I believe that's the guy who does videos for Vice? No? I hate him, ever since he went to Chernobyl to shoot at "mutant boar." He really does Russia and the CIS a disservice in his reporting on the region. However, I grant that that story is the bomb.


No, not the Vice guy.  This is Bert Kreischer (http://www.bertbertbert.com/) who is on the Travel Channel.  He also has a hilarious podcast (http://bertcast.com).
 
2013-05-01 02:53:10 PM

votephatt: kazikian: I believe that's the guy who does videos for Vice? No? I hate him, ever since he went to Chernobyl to shoot at "mutant boar." He really does Russia and the CIS a disservice in his reporting on the region. However, I grant that that story is the bomb.

No, not the Vice guy.  This is Bert Kreischer (http://www.bertbertbert.com/) who is on the Travel Channel.  He also has a hilarious podcast (http://bertcast.com).


Oh, good. fark the Vice guy.
 
2013-05-01 09:34:59 PM
Trip Flip host, what a great show on Travel Channel, 1st time I've seen his stand up, made me spit my Newcastle through my nose.
 
2013-05-02 01:38:38 AM
Guiding hunts with Russian guests is always fun. All problems are fixed with cash, guns or vodka.
 
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