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(eBay)   Famous Madonna Sex Fish seeking new owner   (ebay.com) divider line 63
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2013-04-30 01:55:50 PM
Should have taken it to a certain pawn shop in Las Vegas first
 
2013-04-30 01:57:45 PM
$9,500? Is it made of gold or something?

I'll give you $150 for it. I just don't know when this kind of thing will sell, you know? It could go tomorrow, or it could sit on the shelf for a year. I just can't take that kind of risk for almost 10 grand.
 
2013-04-30 01:58:25 PM
Headline has me somewhere between wet burp and dry heave. Like that one scene from Kingpin.
 
2013-04-30 01:58:35 PM
Did it go Bass-to-Mouth?

southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2013-04-30 01:58:53 PM
Like a sturgeon!
 
2013-04-30 01:59:15 PM
"Smells like fish", said the fish.
 
2013-04-30 01:59:30 PM

ds_4815: Did it go Bass-to-Mouth?

[southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com image 480x360]


yes, yes it did
 
2013-04-30 01:59:43 PM
She had sex with it and it didnt rust away?!?!?
 
2013-04-30 02:00:53 PM
Shouldn't that headline have had a "Desperately" in there somewhere?
 
2013-04-30 02:04:11 PM
Fish world problems.
 
2013-04-30 02:04:40 PM
Is this like the fish that that one dude put up has butt?
 
2013-04-30 02:05:59 PM
I gotta tell ya when it comes to sex I have fairly minimal standards but warm blood is a must
 
2013-04-30 02:06:39 PM
>Item condition: "Pre-owned"

There's a masturbation joke somewhere here...
 
2013-04-30 02:08:25 PM
To camera: This fish statue is authentic, and I know I can find a buyer for it.  Now, I just have to get it... for the right price.

To customer: <deep sigh> Tell ya what.  It's a cool piece and all, man, but I gotta be honest with ya - $9500 is just way outta line.  I mean, to be honest with you, I just don't have that many people coming in looking for giant fish status that Madonna rubbed her ass on.  Yeah, rock-n-roll items do sell, but this one I gotta line up a buyer and all, and that could take me a while.

I'll give ya a hundred bucks and a Chinese knock-off Stratocaster.
 
2013-04-30 02:09:05 PM

FrancoFile: Like a sturgeon!


That's it, folks. Nothing more to see here. Move along.
 
2013-04-30 02:10:05 PM
Yes, but what happened to the red snapper from the Led Zeppelin tour?
 
2013-04-30 02:10:58 PM
She did have a bangin body back then.
 
2013-04-30 02:11:46 PM
(Dimensions taken at furthest points)
72" long
41" high
39" wide
Approx. 300+ lbs.


But enough about Madonna's preferences, how big is the fish?
 
2013-04-30 02:15:52 PM
/Swims for deeper water.
 
2013-04-30 02:19:31 PM
i hereby declare my intention to name my new band Famous Madonna Sex Fish.
 
2013-04-30 02:22:56 PM

mysticcat: "Smells like fish Madonna", said the fish.


Fished that for you
 
2013-04-30 02:29:49 PM
If you buy that, you might also like...

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2013-04-30 02:30:38 PM
How much is 300 pounds of bronze worth?
 
2013-04-30 02:34:05 PM

HoboCop: How much is 300 pounds of bronze worth?


probably a couple grand.
 
2013-04-30 02:35:11 PM
I just clicked through all the "Sex" photos, I never did see the entire book before. Mmmmm. Dayum. Just messaged the fella to see if he'd like to go home for a lunch break.
 
2013-04-30 02:35:33 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: She did have a bangin body back then.


Still does, for her age.
 
2013-04-30 02:36:03 PM

DarnoKonrad: HoboCop: How much is 300 pounds of bronze worth?

probably a couple grand.


£ 300
 
2013-04-30 02:40:46 PM
After that nasty whore rubbed her diseased c*nt all over it. No thanks.
 
2013-04-30 02:42:45 PM
Fish dicks.
 
2013-04-30 02:43:43 PM
extraordinarily artful
 
2013-04-30 02:46:14 PM
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-30 02:50:48 PM
Do fish like hairy armpits?

I remember thinking she was so hot in Like a Virgin.  And a year or so later obtaining the Playboy with her in it.  I was like "holy bushy everywhere Batman".  Even though I was early teens she suddenly had sharp knees to me.  Which doesn't make sense considering some of the nasty creatures I woke up with from HS party days.  Lucky for me Jacqueline Smith was still in the running.
 
2013-04-30 02:52:33 PM

rogue_L_chick: I just clicked through all the "Sex" photos, I never did see the entire book before. Mmmmm. Dayum. Just messaged the fella to see if he'd like to go home for a lunch break.


Well??  What did he say?
 
2013-04-30 02:53:39 PM
How do you get Madonna odor off a fish?
 
2013-04-30 02:56:25 PM

AbiNormal: After that nasty whore rubbed her diseased c*nt all over it. No thanks.


Why is she a nasty whore?
 
2013-04-30 03:01:30 PM
i39.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-30 03:06:54 PM

offacue: rogue_L_chick: I just clicked through all the "Sex" photos, I never did see the entire book before. Mmmmm. Dayum. Just messaged the fella to see if he'd like to go home for a lunch break.

Well??  What did he say?


I think she's busy.
 
2013-04-30 03:12:23 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: [i39.tinypic.com image 783x1024]


Great.  Now the whole ocean's gonna smell that way.
 
2013-04-30 03:23:55 PM
Now where have I seen this before...?

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2013-04-30 03:24:16 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: DarnoKonrad: HoboCop: How much is 300 pounds of bronze worth?

probably a couple grand.

£ 300


$1.68/pound here in Ontario.
 
2013-04-30 03:27:09 PM

The All-Powerful Atheismo: DarnoKonrad: HoboCop: How much is 300 pounds of bronze worth?

probably a couple grand.

£ 300


At about $2.50 a pound, about $750. Depends on the exact alloy.
 
2013-04-30 03:31:43 PM
Her gynecologist said:
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2013-04-30 03:37:02 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: She did have a bangin body back then.


Girl's an icon.  No matter what she's morphed into over the years, she'll have pretty much her pick of the US high school class of '85 for a good long while.

/I'd wrap up, hit that, and get a round of high fives the next day.
//Bring on the freaky leathery Madonna pics.
 
2013-04-30 04:10:54 PM

AverageAmericanGuy: $9,500? Is it made of gold or something?

I'll give you $150 for it. I just don't know when this kind of thing will sell, you know? It could go tomorrow, or it could sit on the shelf for a year. I just can't take that kind of risk for almost 10 grand.


Surely Madonna rubbing here butt over the statue is worth $9,350?
 
2013-04-30 04:21:01 PM
I'm glad that is all behind her now.
 
2013-04-30 04:26:16 PM
Not a Madonna fan at all but Hollyowood is somewhat ok on a subversive note.
 
2013-04-30 04:27:28 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: offacue: rogue_L_chick: I just clicked through all the "Sex" photos, I never did see the entire book before. Mmmmm. Dayum. Just messaged the fella to see if he'd like to go home for a lunch break.

Well??  What did he say?

I think she's busy.


Hey, party people, did I miss anything good?

/lights cigarette
 
2013-04-30 04:38:58 PM
Kinda derivative.  The Japanese have been having sex with fish for thousands of years.
 
2013-04-30 04:41:44 PM
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Sex fish?  Is that like funky bass?
 
2013-04-30 04:46:53 PM
Remember this fact about Madonna before choosing to fap to pictures... she made her ex husband get part of his junk chopped off for her. That is all.
 
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