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(KGW Portland)   Falling into a meat blender doesn't sound quite as bad as falling into a meat grinder, but the outcome is pretty much the same   (kgw.com) divider line 142
    More: Sad, blenders, D.C.S. Corp.  
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2013-04-30 12:19:23 PM  
Chuck, is that you?
 
2013-04-30 12:23:31 PM  
Gotta disagree with you there subby, they both sound like horrible ways to go.

Also:

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-30 01:31:29 PM  
Article doesn't say whether it was head first or feet first. That would make a difference - at least in the short term.
 
2013-04-30 01:37:00 PM  
i236.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-30 01:59:10 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Gotta disagree with you there subby, they both sound like horrible ways to go.


Ah, you're right, scottydoesntknow. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander...
 
2013-04-30 02:00:57 PM  
deadhomersociety.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-30 02:07:32 PM  
So... uhhh... that mean that batch of meat has to be thrown out?
 
2013-04-30 02:11:17 PM  
Why do they have human-sized meat blenders?!
 
2013-04-30 02:11:50 PM  

KellyX: So... uhhh... that mean that batch of meat has to be thrown out?


It's going to IKEA, so no.
 
2013-04-30 02:12:06 PM  
bbsimg.ngfiles.com
 
2013-04-30 02:12:53 PM  
The man killed at a Clackamas meat distribution plant after falling into a large meat blender Saturday has been identified as 41-year-old Hugo Avalos Chanon, of Portland, police said.

Damned immigrants...taking our accidental workplace deaths.
 
2013-04-30 02:12:57 PM  
cdn03.cdn.gorillavsbear.net
Tripping off the beat kinda drippin off the meat grinder.
 
2013-04-30 02:12:58 PM  
Relevant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvkAAomMg-k

Possibly NSFW, which is ironic.
 
2013-04-30 02:13:24 PM  
I'm sure it was puree hell.
 
2013-04-30 02:14:03 PM  
I'm not able to find any picks of a commercial/industrial meat blender large enough for someone to actually fall into.  Anyone have more info on those sorts of machines?
 
2013-04-30 02:14:49 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: scottydoesntknow: Gotta disagree with you there subby, they both sound like horrible ways to go.

Ah, you're right, scottydoesntknow. A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander...


That's the way I want to go
 
2013-04-30 02:15:32 PM  
ok, so now I want to know what a "meat blender" looks like and of course the article just gives you a nice picture from 500 feet in the air of what the roof of the plant looks like.
 
2013-04-30 02:16:37 PM  
Don't hate on him just because he was an immigrant. He was only trying to blend in.
 
2013-04-30 02:17:13 PM  
Merry Clackamas!
 
2013-04-30 02:18:00 PM  
www.supertopo.com
 
2013-04-30 02:18:18 PM  
Well that's just him all over.
 
2013-04-30 02:18:20 PM  
I will puree for his family.
 
2013-04-30 02:18:34 PM  
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-30 02:18:35 PM  
He's grounded.
 
2013-04-30 02:19:44 PM  
Were they making Zesty Ranch Baby Tacos?
 
2013-04-30 02:20:35 PM  
cdn4.hivehealthmedia.com
 
2013-04-30 02:20:54 PM  
What a meat bender looks like
3.bp.blogspot.com


Oh, wait....you said blender
 
2013-04-30 02:22:24 PM  
"So you cooked up a story and dropped the six of us in a meatblender?"

www.cinemastrikesback.com
 
2013-04-30 02:22:38 PM  
Shipping tomorrow from that facility:

images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-04-30 02:22:38 PM  

KellyX: So... uhhh... that mean that batch of meat has to be thrown out?


only if it contains horse or PINK SLIME
 
2013-04-30 02:24:44 PM  

rtaylor92: ok, so now I want to know what a "meat blender" looks like and of course the article just gives you a nice picture from 500 feet in the air of what the roof of the plant looks like.



poor bastard feel into one of these ...............


img.21food.com

and came out like...

ak7.picdn.net
 
2013-04-30 02:24:51 PM  
Thanks, Tom.

willitblend.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-30 02:25:08 PM  
That reminds me, it is lunch time now. Burger sounds good. :)
i.huffpost.com
rippedlikenick.com
 
gja [TotalFark]
2013-04-30 02:26:31 PM  
Horrible way to meat your end
 
2013-04-30 02:27:28 PM  

MythDragon: What a meat bender looks like
[3.bp.blogspot.com image 628x478]


Oh, wait....you said blender


wooooooooo
 
2013-04-30 02:27:32 PM  
Bit did it blend?
 
2013-04-30 02:27:48 PM  
It takes all kinds of critters..............

www.theliberaloc.com
 
2013-04-30 02:27:56 PM  

SuperNinjaToad: rtaylor92: ok, so now I want to know what a "meat blender" looks like and of course the article just gives you a nice picture from 500 feet in the air of what the roof of the plant looks like.


poor bastard feel into one of these ...............


[img.21food.com image 500x600]

and came out like...

[ak7.picdn.net image 400x224]


That second pic reminds me of the pictures of when that jet mechanic got a little too close to the operating 737 engine in El Paso a few years back.

You can find the images yourself, I'm not looking them up to see them again.
 
2013-04-30 02:28:56 PM  
Filming crew seeing on location...
images.zap2it.com
 
2013-04-30 02:29:37 PM  
What's even worse?  No end cuts.
 
2013-04-30 02:30:19 PM  

AverageAmericanGuy: Relevant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bvkAAomMg-k

Possibly NSFW, which is ironic.


That's one of the funniest damned PSA's I've ever seen. It's the acting and gore that make it.
 
2013-04-30 02:30:50 PM  
Came for Soylent Green reference. Leaving disappointed.
 
2013-04-30 02:31:44 PM  
Had a friend who serviced the motor drives for industrial blenders at a pet food factory. It's like a kitchen blender, but like 20-30 times bigger. Judging by the size of the motors, you could toss entire cows in there and it wouldn't slow down.
 
2013-04-30 02:32:59 PM  

xxmedium: Thanks, Tom.


Came for will it blend reference
 
2013-04-30 02:34:33 PM  
Am I in before The Goonies?
 
2013-04-30 02:35:10 PM  
Excellent name for a night club
 
2013-04-30 02:36:30 PM  
I fell into a whirling meat grinder
I went down, down, down, and the blades went higher
And it turns, turns, turns, the meat grinder
The meat grinder
 
2013-04-30 02:36:38 PM  
So...  new recipe for long pork hotdogs?
 
2013-04-30 02:36:48 PM  

KellyX: So... uhhh... that mean that batch of meat has to be thrown out?


Damn...best batch of Farmhouse Nutty they'd ever made, too.
Shame about the trouser button....


/ obscure?
 
2013-04-30 02:38:00 PM  
Harvey Keitel is on the way.
 
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