abhorrent1: So what was the whistling noise? Was someone actually whistling cionstantly or was it something else? I MUST KNOW!
VenomousDuck: I could use their help with the rednecks behind me who are always blasting honkeytonk 80s country music. I'm going to start flinging dog poop into their pool if they don't find a new station.
brantgoose: Favourite tunes for blasting enemies and blighting the face of the land:"The Rose""Mule Skinner Blues"anything sung by the once famous Mrs. Miller"patriotic" country and western songsanything patriotic sung by AshcroftThe American National Anthem ("Ode to Anacreon in Heaven") sung by any celebrity that baseball is attempting to capitalize on, for example, Roseanne (Barr)anything that has been over-played by the radio for the last six months, even if it was good at first
Tom_Slick: That damned song from Titanic
anfrind: They should have blasted this. (Not Safe For Sanity)
heavymetal: UP THE IRONS!Got tickets to see them in September!
Tom_Slick: "A Day in the Life" - The Beatles
Great Janitor: I would have used Rebecca Black's "Friday"
Glockenspiel Hero: The answer for all your sonic warfare needs: bagpipes.It doesn't matter what the noise coming from the neighbors is, bagpipes cut right though it. Rap, heavy metal, Yanni: it's not going to be enough to stop the drone. They're the only musical instrument classed as a weapon of war./I'd have asked the couple to crank Number of the Beast...
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