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(The Daily Show)   Today's word is "procrasturbate"   (thedailyshow.com) divider line 30
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2013-04-30 11:16:02 AM  
This is one area where I'm a viking!
www.379collective.com
 
2013-04-30 11:54:50 AM  
There's a guy on TFD procrasturbating to some chick's Facebook pictures right now.
 
2013-04-30 12:02:33 PM  
Thank you, subby. Now I've got the perfect word to describe what I'm doing with my life.
 
2013-04-30 12:05:09 PM  
The public defender who fired himself totally deserved his own segment.

/I'd buy him a beer
 
2013-04-30 12:09:43 PM  

I liked this one myself

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2013-04-30 12:09:43 PM  

DarkJohnson: This is one area where I'm a viking!
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I bent my Wookie.
 
2013-04-30 12:11:35 PM  
Sniglets are back!
 
2013-04-30 12:21:01 PM  

The RIchest Man in Babylon: I liked this one myself

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Yeah, but that's not true at all. They'd unanimously and very quickly pass legislation with funding attached to get the problem off/out of their anuses.
 
2013-04-30 12:45:31 PM  

The RIchest Man in Babylon: I liked this one myself

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To be fair it's hard to concentrate in such circumstances.
 
2013-04-30 12:49:11 PM  
I'll fap to this hot pic of a tentacle monster raping a catgirl futa that's taking a dump in a week or so
 
2013-04-30 01:15:48 PM  

A Dark Evil Omen: The RIchest Man in Babylon: I liked this one myself

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Yeah, but that's not true at all. They'd unanimously and very quickly pass legislation with funding attached to get the problem off/out of their anuses.


Exactly.
Self serving douche-bags
 
2013-04-30 01:20:16 PM  
The only people in the media telling the truth are the comedians. No wonder the right hates the funny Jew.
 
2013-04-30 01:28:53 PM  

skygod: The only people in the media telling the truth are the comedians. No wonder the right hates the funny Jew.


The right has always hated the Jews.  As well as the Irish, the Japanese, Chinese, etc. etc. etc.

For a reference on how the right felt about the Jews check Nixon's or Henry Ford's view on them.
 
2013-04-30 01:31:03 PM  

The RIchest Man in Babylon: I liked this one myself

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Yeah, that.
 
2013-04-30 01:38:21 PM  
i know i have done this before.
 
2013-04-30 01:38:26 PM  
Did they credit  Veep?
 
2013-04-30 01:43:42 PM  
Poor Selena, upstaged again.
 
2013-04-30 02:07:30 PM  
Heard that one on Raising Hope a while back...
 
2013-04-30 02:11:57 PM  

Ahhh_Ennui: Did they credit  Veep?


I think this season is even better than last season so far.  It seems to have hit the ground running this year.
 
2013-04-30 03:18:21 PM  

Ahhh_Ennui: Did they credit  Veep?


I think that word has been on Urban Dictionary (which means it probably originated on some other website) since way before that show.
 
2013-04-30 03:40:03 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: The public defender who fired himself totally deserved his own segment.

/I'd buy him a beer


Seconded. Also, I loved the look on his face when he was asked if he fired the guy for a certain specific reason.
 
2013-04-30 04:08:18 PM  
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These guys have a song called "Procrasturbate" on their album 3 1/2 Inch Floppy.
 
2013-04-30 05:26:19 PM  
Oh goody.

Another reason for this Mainer to not vote for Collins.

I'll vote for farking Commander Shepard first.
 
2013-04-30 05:45:30 PM  
This doesn't involve some kind of inclusionary activity with the prostate while partaking in internet pr0n, does it?
 
2013-04-30 08:21:16 PM  

GreenAdder: Ahhh_Ennui: Did they credit  Veep?

I think that word has been on Urban Dictionary (which means it probably originated on some other website) since way before that show.


Ah right. Sorry, just saw the clip.  Veepwas my first introduction to the word.

NeoCortex42: Ahhh_Ennui: Did they credit  Veep?

I think this season is even better than last season so far.  It seems to have hit the ground running this year.


God, I love it so much.
 
2013-04-30 08:34:28 PM  
Veep is hysterical.

The week before's episode had this great line:

A senator or rep is talking to someone about dealing with others, "I ran out of nice juice to spray at those shiat-munchers."

Burst-into-laughter moment for me.
 
2013-04-30 11:08:34 PM  
That term was actually coined on Harmon town- Dan Harmon's podcast - a month or two ago.
As in... the things writers do with their time instead of writing the script they are supposed to:  Procrasterbation.
 
2013-04-30 11:34:03 PM  

GreenAdder: Ahhh_Ennui: Did they credit  Veep?

I think that word has been on Urban Dictionary (which means it probably originated on some other website) since way before that show.


This.  It was on one of the shiatty comedy central shows a few years back.  Might have been Tosh where he has an African American explain a word?  Is it as old as Chappelle Show?
 
2013-05-01 12:57:48 AM  

RogermcAllen: GreenAdder: Ahhh_Ennui: Did they credit  Veep?

I think that word has been on Urban Dictionary (which means it probably originated on some other website) since way before that show.

This.  It was on one of the shiatty comedy central shows a few years back.  Might have been Tosh where he has an African American explain a word?  Is it as old as Chappelle Show?


Pretty sure I saw it on tosh, and that they credited urban dictionary.
 
2013-05-01 09:31:30 AM  

A Dark Evil Omen: Yeah, but that's not true at all. They'd unanimously and very quickly pass legislation with funding attached to get the problem off/out of their anuses.


Yeah, then the Senate would quickly and quietly by later amendment change the bill to get the problem off  intheir anuses.
 
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