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(WYFF 4 Greenville)   Woman causes $346 in damages to Walmart, irreparable damage to onlookers   (wyff4.com) divider line 21
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2013-04-30 08:17:26 AM
so it was probably meth that caused the nudeness
but the DARK ABYSS OF A HEART that caused the damage
 
2013-04-30 08:28:50 AM
How gauche. I only cause $346 to Saks
 
2013-04-30 08:29:43 AM
Darn you headline edits.
 
2013-04-30 08:42:15 AM
OLD NEWS IS OLD
 
2013-04-30 09:34:05 AM
Without the yoga pants to hold her blubber in, it flopped out in the aisle and knocked down several stacks of cheez-balls, eh?
 
2013-04-30 09:34:28 AM
This thread is useless without, well, at least a mug shot.
 
2013-04-30 09:35:26 AM

BatardAmericain: This thread is useless without, well, at least a mug shot.


Walmart customer. I think we all have a reasonably accurate picture in our heads, and genuinely wish it would go away.
 
2013-04-30 09:36:28 AM
How? Was she wiping out her cheesy infolds and crevasses with cotton sundresses?
 
2013-04-30 09:41:12 AM

Wade_Wilson: BatardAmericain: This thread is useless without, well, at least a mug shot.

Walmart customer. I think we all have a reasonably accurate picture in our heads, and genuinely wish it would go away.


Came to say something similar...This thread will be useful without pics....
 
2013-04-30 09:41:20 AM

markie_farkie: OLD NEWS IS OLD


She might have gotten out of jail and did it again.

If I recall, when doing a GIS for her last time, she was sort of cute.
 
2013-04-30 09:42:28 AM
I'm sure this is a different woman than last week. Probably her super-sized mom.
 
2013-04-30 09:43:54 AM
WHAR IS TAMPON AISLE!!!

/haven't all men dated this woman at one point in our lives?  Some of us more than once?
 
2013-04-30 09:44:15 AM
$346 in damages?  How'd she manage to wipe out the store's entire inventory?

/Walmart products are cheap crap
 
2013-04-30 09:44:26 AM
Damn white trash Walmart women make me want to stink:
losersbracket.com
 
2013-04-30 09:46:58 AM
Pete and Repete were quoted as saying "Deja Vu  all over again"
 
2013-04-30 09:49:01 AM
Oh... Shippensburg, PA. I went to Dungeons and Dragons camp there back in the day.

Why are you laughing? STOP LAUGHING AT ME
 
2013-04-30 09:50:13 AM

gilgigamesh: Oh... Shippensburg, PA. I went to Dungeons and Dragons camp there back in the day.

Why are you laughing? STOP LAUGHING AT ME


Sorry, failed my saving throw against Tasha's Hideous Laughter.
 
2013-04-30 09:52:07 AM
It took long enough for a farker to talk about the same woman walking nude on the same day and causing the same damages, didn't it.
 
2013-04-30 09:59:32 AM

gilgigamesh: Oh... Shippensburg, PA. I went to Dungeons and Dragons camp there back in the day.


Now I'm curious.
 
2013-04-30 10:01:25 AM
Hm, things at Shippensburg seem to have changed a little since my dad went to school there eighty years ago.

/don't think they had a wal-mart then
 
2013-04-30 10:03:52 AM
The woman I'm seeing knows a girl with the exact same name as the woman in the article. Kicker is, ship is a small town and they both share the same name. Took her a while before the creepy facebook messages stopped.
 
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