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(Politico)   "Tom Cotton, the last, best hope for GOP hawks." Cotton? Well, somebody's gotta pick the Cotton   (politico.com) divider line 39
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2013-04-30 08:34:00 AM  
They want to take comfort.
 
2013-04-30 08:40:57 AM  
To be fair, the guy's got half his legs. He'll be good on vets issues.

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2013-04-30 08:50:24 AM  
But who is going to jump down, and turn around?
 
2013-04-30 09:56:25 AM  
For fark's sake. Have we learned farking nothing from the misadventures of the last decade? What the fark is wrong with these people?
 
2013-04-30 09:58:05 AM  
Kill the non-believers! The Crusades must never end! God demands Blood!
 
2013-04-30 09:58:46 AM  
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2013-04-30 10:02:31 AM  
I'll get this out of the way early.


That hitler never killed any Jews after the holocaust.
 
2013-04-30 10:03:13 AM  
 
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2013-04-30 10:03:28 AM  
Defense contractors want to know why you hate the..

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2013-04-30 10:16:31 AM  
These GOP death throes were certainly fun to watch, but I think America is ready for the Republican party to just finally croak so we can actually fix the myriad of problems they've created with their many tantrums over the last decade.
 
2013-04-30 10:26:07 AM  
That headline basically wrote itself...but still...nice one subby.
 
2013-04-30 10:31:32 AM  

mcgreggers99: That headline basically wrote itself...but still...nice one subby.


Pretty much. Should've ommited "the". The cynical asshole in me thinks he'll go far on the bumperstickers alone.
 
2013-04-30 10:34:33 AM  
The one and only racist joke I ever heard my mom say was "why don't black people take aspirin? Because they refuse to pick the cotton". Yes it's as cringe worth now as it was when I was 12.

Now my dad and racist jokes...
 
2013-04-30 10:40:47 AM  

mcgreggers99: That headline basically wrote itself...but still...nice one subby.


Thank you kindly ^_^
 
2013-04-30 10:45:12 AM  
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2013-04-30 10:49:47 AM  
If memory serves, Neve Campbell picked Cotton, and it made a HUGE mess of things for a while. 4 separate times, actually - and she ruined some families in the process.

// do you like scary movies?
 
2013-04-30 10:51:26 AM  
That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.
 
2013-04-30 10:51:58 AM  
After the bombings at the Boston Marathon this month, Cotton lashed the Obama administration for "failing in its mission to stop terrorism before it reaches its targets in the United States." In one of several Sunday-show appearances this year, Cotton defended George W. Bush's unpopular intervention in Iraq as a "just and noble war."


Go fark yourself, Cotton, you hypocritical revisionist.
 
2013-04-30 10:53:12 AM  

log_jammin: The one and only racist joke I ever heard my mom say was "why don't black people take aspirin? Because they refuse to pick the cotton". Yes it's as cringe worth now as it was when I was 12.

Now my dad and racist jokes...


I was taught it a different way
"Why do bottles of aspirin come with cotton on top?"

To remind black people they picked cotton before selling drugs.
 
2013-04-30 10:53:41 AM  

Irving Maimway: To be fair, the guy's got half his legs. He'll be good on vets issues.


His performance at the Battle of Bywater has certainly earned him a great deal of respect in the Shire.
 
2013-04-30 11:00:09 AM  
"hawks"

Chicken hawks maybe.
 
2013-04-30 11:00:58 AM  
After the bombings at the Boston Marathon this month, Cotton lashed the Obama administration for "failing in its mission to stop terrorism before it reaches its targets in the United States." In one of several Sunday-show appearances this year, Cotton defended George W. Bush's unpopular intervention in Iraq as a "just and noble war."

Oh, he sounds dreamy!

He told an audience at the 2013 CPAC gathering that fate of the equally unpopular Afghan war would come down to whether America has the raw will to win.

Whatever you say, Adolf.
 
2013-04-30 11:01:54 AM  
I find it funny that the Tea Tard establishment has a constantly rotating "flavor of the month" who will save their pathetic, dying movement. Don't worry, this guy will either compromise on an issue or get caught soliciting gay sex. They always do.
 
2013-04-30 11:08:13 AM  
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Effin A, Cotton
 
2013-04-30 11:09:50 AM  
What will save the GOP?  Hmmmm, waging war around the world to promote freedom?

YES!  Huzzah!  Huzzah!
 
2013-04-30 11:11:28 AM  

Kome: That's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off.


McCain Jr. coming up through the ranks on the "let's start some more wars" platform.
 
2013-04-30 11:12:21 AM  
What I want as a voter is a candidate who will guarantee my loved ones will be slaughtered in an oil war? Is this my man?
 
2013-04-30 11:33:47 AM  
Welcome to the club, Cotton:

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Annihilate! Kill! Kill!!!
 
2013-04-30 11:50:03 AM  
Please God, someone stop maniacs like this from gaining power.
 
2013-04-30 12:02:09 PM  
Well, they only took about sixty seconds to make their choice.

It was over in a Cotton pickin' minute.
 
2013-04-30 12:11:46 PM  
To be fair, he did kill fifty men in Japan and lost his shins for his country.
 
2013-04-30 01:23:12 PM  

Gergesa: Please God, someone stop maniacs like this from gaining power.


So move to Arkansas and run against him or throw your support to who ever the Democrats run. If you can convince enough people to either vote for you or to vote for the other guy then you can stop him. Otherwise welcome to living in a Republic, sure it is messy and sometimes makes really bad decisions, but it is the best there has ever been.
 
2013-04-30 02:00:27 PM  

trotsky: I find it funny that the Tea Tard establishment has a constantly rotating "flavor of the month" who will save their pathetic, dying movement. Don't worry, this guy will either compromise on an issue or get caught soliciting gay sex. They always do.


Yup, and they will have 'never existed.'
 
2013-04-30 02:14:39 PM  
What a piece of human garbage.
 
2013-04-30 03:36:34 PM  

Vodka Zombie: These GOP death throes were certainly fun to watch, but I think America is ready for the Republican party to just finally croak so we can actually fix the myriad of problems they've created with their many tantrums over the last decade.


I want to vote "smart" on this comment 100 times.
 
2013-04-30 08:59:57 PM  
Ya gotta jump down
Turn aroun'
Pick a bale o' cotton.
Ya gotta jump down
Turn aroun'
Pick some Dacron too.
 
2013-04-30 10:00:45 PM  
I ain pikaninny Cotton
 
2013-05-01 02:01:32 AM  

Irving Maimway: To be fair, the guy's got half his legs. He'll be good on vets issues.

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I killed fitty men. Strangled me a nahzee with his own intestines.
 
2013-05-01 06:53:50 AM  
Well, I never picked Cotton.

/But my mother did and my brother did and my sisters did and my daddy died young, working in a coal mine.
 
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