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(Townhall)   30 reasons to dislike Barack Obama, Conservatively speaking   (townhall.com) divider line 188
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2013-04-30 08:04:35 AM
WE GET IT. HE'S BLACK
 
2013-04-30 08:16:25 AM
1 - 30.) He eats crackers like a biatch.
 
2013-04-30 08:18:32 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-30 08:19:39 AM
#1, did you mean Bush?
 
2013-04-30 08:25:28 AM
#15) i3.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-04-30 08:26:37 AM
Seriously, that reads like it was written my a pissed off middle school kid
 
2013-04-30 08:27:16 AM
er, "by"
 
2013-04-30 08:28:19 AM
He smoked menthols?
 
2013-04-30 08:32:16 AM
Ok, I'll give them #13.
 
2013-04-30 08:38:49 AM
#31) He beefs in all the White House showers and heels it down the drain.
 
2013-04-30 08:42:27 AM

IdBeCrazyIf: He smoked menthols?


He likes watermelon?
 
2013-04-30 08:44:57 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: IdBeCrazyIf: He smoked menthols?

He likes watermelon?


He dances like this and all other Presidents danced like this.
 
2013-04-30 08:45:00 AM
Missing:

www.blogseitb.us
 
2013-04-30 08:46:41 AM
2) He's a former (maybe, who really knows?) coke-snorting pothead who governs with all the care and due diligence you'd expect from a coke-snorting pothead.

img850.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-30 09:02:06 AM
That entire article reeks of impotent rage..and "facts" links that just point to yet another fountain of impotent rage..

Seriously.. If every one of these people would just take three deep breaths, stop giving a shiat WHO was in the Oval Office, and go off and live their lives, they'd be 99% ahead of their own game.
 
2013-04-30 09:05:39 AM
I read that entire thing in the voice of a 12 year old repeating what he overhears his drunken dad yelling as he's beating mom.
 
2013-04-30 09:18:39 AM
Wow, talk about stuffing 314 pounds of crap in a 10-pound sack.
 
2013-04-30 09:24:16 AM
I wouldn't get through the whole thing.  was anything a valid point or was it all a bunch of whining bullshiat?
 
2013-04-30 09:34:28 AM

ManateeGag: I wouldn't get through the whole thing.  was anything a valid point or was it all a bunch of whining bullshiat?


This is a question every conservative ranter should be asked by somebody at the end of each day's show.
 
2013-04-30 09:35:23 AM
His limit on schnitzengruben is fifteen?
 
2013-04-30 09:36:30 AM
He's a former (maybe, who really knows?) coke-snorting pothead who governs with all the care and due diligence you'd expect from a coke-snorting pothead.

I remember when Liberals were saying the same things about GW Bush.
 
2013-04-30 09:38:00 AM

ManateeGag: I wouldn't get through the whole thing.  was anything a valid point or was it all a bunch of whining bullshiat?


A lot of whining, a few valid points, some just childish ranting and insults (who cares if he throws like a six year old girl?  He's the president for fark's sake, not a pitcher for the Yankees).

I am surprised that it doesn't explicitly mention his push for re-enacting the failed Assault Weapons Ban, magazine size restrictions, and the other gun control measures he's actively supported since December.
 
2013-04-30 09:40:24 AM

vernonFL: I remember when Liberals were saying the same things about GW Bush.


You mean liberals like Bush himself? Didn't he admit to it? Anyway, that's like dead last on the list of things people should dislike Bush for. Who gives a shiat.
 
2013-04-30 09:48:20 AM
John Hawkins


Hahahahahahahaha.. hahaha...hah.. whew
 
2013-04-30 09:48:21 AM
i48.tinypic.com

the author.
 
2013-04-30 09:48:38 AM

vernonFL: He's a former (maybe, who really knows?) coke-snorting pothead who governs with all the care and due diligence you'd expect from a coke-snorting pothead.

I remember when Liberals were saying the same things about GW Bush.


No, no. We were pisssssed he was a FRATTY former coke-snorting pothead who wasn't smart enough to stop trying to impress his daddy by starting wars to prove how tough he was.

By contrast, Obama's targeted killings make him seem like an apex predator, which, if you hairy mammals had a true system of government, would entitle Obama to half your egg crèches and first pick of your females.
 
2013-04-30 09:49:29 AM
Well, he's black y'all, he's blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity,  blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity,  blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity,  blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity, blickity,  black!!!
 
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2013-04-30 09:51:56 AM
# 31 He will force to have a abortion, turn into a mooslim, and marry teh ghey
 
2013-04-30 09:52:43 AM
Why the hell did I click on that link? I did not get through the entire thing.
 
2013-04-30 09:53:54 AM

UberDave: His limit on schnitzengruben is fifteen?



Yeah, but that schnitzengruben will wipe you out.
 
2013-04-30 09:55:10 AM

vernonFL: He's a former (maybe, who really knows?) coke-snorting pothead who governs with all the care and due diligence you'd expect from a coke-snorting pothead.

I remember when Liberals were saying the same things about GW Bush.



No, you don't.
 
2013-04-30 09:55:27 AM

Zeppelininthesky: Why the hell did I click on that link? I did not get through the entire thing.


I got to 10, but that's it.
 
2013-04-30 09:55:54 AM
Benghazi.
 
2013-04-30 09:56:04 AM
FTA 3) Barack Obama actually said, "The private sector is doing fine." Given that the private sector has never at any point been doing fine since he became President, he'd have to be dumb, dishonest or delusional to say something like that.

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Damn Obama!
 
2013-04-30 09:56:43 AM
This isn't even remotely clever.

This is what I got out of that.

Presidents?  Ewww.

media.salon.com
 
2013-04-30 09:57:02 AM
This guy's on Townhall all the time, with his witty Top Howevermany Reasons that liberals are mushheads. I usually read them just to reinforce my perception of the mentality of the Conservative movement these days.

Plus the comments are usually a hoot. Game: See how many Townhall comments you can read before a poster makes a reference to buttholes or poop.
 
2013-04-30 09:58:56 AM

Precious Roy's Horse Dividers: Seriously, that reads like it was written my a pissed off middle school kid


i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-30 09:59:28 AM
Wow.  That was just a shiatstorm of speculation, derp, derp, uncited claim, speculation, juvenile opinion, uncited claim, uncited claim,  hyperbole, derp, uncited claim, juvenile opinion, hyperbole, etc.

(not necessarily in that order)
 
2013-04-30 10:00:27 AM

This articles summed up in pictures


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digitaljournal.com

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2013-04-30 10:00:39 AM

antidisestablishmentarianism: IdBeCrazyIf: He smoked menthols?

He likes watermelon?


His drink is purple?
 
2013-04-30 10:01:11 AM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-30 10:01:51 AM
FTFA: Given that the private sector has never at any point been doing fine since he became President, he'd have to be dumb, dishonest or delusional to say something like that.

What should he do?  Shouldn't he allow the free market to take care of itself without big government intervention?
 
2013-04-30 10:02:11 AM

Jackson Herring: [i.imgur.com image 450x348]


That Anna Marie Cox on the left?  In more than one way..
 
2013-04-30 10:02:28 AM
Please don't make me click a Townhall link....  can someone post a summary?
 
2013-04-30 10:02:47 AM
**Yawn**. Hurry up and die, old white people. The world doesn't need you for anything.
 
2013-04-30 10:04:04 AM
Actual items from the list:

9) Heate a dog once which is just gross.

12) He looks like a pansy when he  rides his little bike in mom jeans.

13) He throwslike a six year old girl.

i2.kym-cdn.com


/This is derpy even for TownDerp
 
2013-04-30 10:06:11 AM
 
2013-04-30 10:07:22 AM
Tip for Farkers:

Townhall doesn't require you to login in order to flag comments as offensive.

/not that I'd advocate making their mods have to manually review EVERY comment or anything...
 
2013-04-30 10:08:41 AM

snarfyboy: Please don't make me click a Townhall link....  can someone post a summary?


Pathetic petty childish no self-respect dishonest stupidity.

Or as it is more commonly known as: Townhall.
 
2013-04-30 10:08:52 AM

Wyalt Derp: Benghazi.


Benghazi!!!
* All drink
* Post this pic 

crooksandliars.com
 
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