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2013-04-30 09:51:52 AM
Is she preggors?  Tossing around babby like that will make him even dumber.
 
2013-04-30 09:54:55 AM
Needs yakety sax.
 
2013-04-30 10:10:18 AM

basemetal: Is she preggors?  Tossing around babby like that will make him even dumber.


She's just lucky she was thrown away from the bowser before it gushed all the petrol.
 
2013-04-30 10:17:43 AM
At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay? What is this 2008?
 
2013-04-30 10:18:43 AM
How is it a fail if they're still looking for them?
 
2013-04-30 10:20:11 AM

howdoibegin: How is it a fail if they're still looking for them?


Maybe the whole pregnant woman getting flung 15 feet through the air part?
 
2013-04-30 10:57:37 AM

kwkg3ek: At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay?


Perhaps in Australia, where the video is from?
 
2013-04-30 11:15:58 AM
Why did she pick up the fire extinguisher before they drove off? Why was she looking at the plates? Why didn't the hose have an auto shut off?

So many unanswered questions. Obviously there is a conspiracy.
 
2013-04-30 11:16:11 AM
Around here you just hit the "pay inside" button, you fill up, then you go in and pay.  What kind of place do you live in where you can't trust a fella with a tank full of un-paid-for gasoline?
 
2013-04-30 11:22:34 AM
Gah, that's one of the most unhealthy looking preggos I've ever seen.
 
2013-04-30 11:28:45 AM

socodog: Gah, that's one of the most unhealthy looking preggos I've ever seen.


Probably a swollen liver.
 
2013-04-30 11:30:12 AM

kwkg3ek: At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay? What is this 2008?


Pretty much every pump around where I live...
 
2013-04-30 11:36:53 AM

kwkg3ek: At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay? What is this 2008?


Any gas station in any reasonably affluent part of the world? I don't know how it's done in the ghetto--do you have to pass your gas cap through one of those bullet proof lazy susan things?
 
2013-04-30 11:39:03 AM
Looks to me like they did think through the details. When they were called out, the man started the engine, the woman moved away from the hose, the man drove off with intent to destroy the hose, so they could get away while the attendant was dealing with the safety hazard.

Only problem is the woman got hosed by the man.
And then again on camera.
 
2013-04-30 11:42:19 AM

Cluckity: kwkg3ek: At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay? What is this 2008?

Any gas station in any reasonably affluent part of the world? I don't know how it's done in the ghetto--do you have to pass your gas cap through one of those bullet proof lazy susan things?


Where I live, you wave your smartpass in front of the pump, fill, and go. That way you don't have to take out your money clip and slow things down.
 
2013-04-30 11:42:48 AM

BillTheCat: Around here you just hit the "pay inside" button, you fill up, then you go in and pay.  What kind of place do you live in where you can't trust a fella with a tank full of un-paid-for gasoline?


The gas station in a nice residential neighborhood where I live just went pre-pay.  The same brand of station just a mile away, but off a freeway interchange, was having drive-off problems and went pre-pay about two months earlier, so the criminals from the big city down the road just Googled the next nearest location and drove into the residential neighborhood.

I was talking to the attendants and asked why the change.  They said every single drive-off was from disadvantaged Milwaukeeans who had to spread their crime territory, since all the one in their 'hoods are pre-pay.

/The truth isn't pretty in our case--the racial statistics in this area are messed up.
 
2013-04-30 11:44:07 AM

THX 1138: kwkg3ek: At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay?

Perhaps in Australia, where the video is from?


Lots of them here in Michigan.
 
2013-04-30 12:03:34 PM

Kuta: Only problem is the woman got hosed by the man.


Perhaps if he hosed her a few months ago, she wouldn't be pregnant.
 
2013-04-30 12:54:26 PM

fickenchucker: BillTheCat: Around here you just hit the "pay inside" button, you fill up, then you go in and pay.  What kind of place do you live in where you can't trust a fella with a tank full of un-paid-for gasoline?

The gas station in a nice residential neighborhood where I live just went pre-pay.  The same brand of station just a mile away, but off a freeway interchange, was having drive-off problems and went pre-pay about two months earlier, so the criminals from the big city down the road just Googled the next nearest location and drove into the residential neighborhood.

I was talking to the attendants and asked why the change.  They said every single drive-off was from disadvantaged Milwaukeeans who had to spread their crime territory, since all the one in their 'hoods are pre-pay.

/The truth isn't pretty in our case--the racial statistics in this area are messed up.


Ah.  I live in semi-rural Iowa.  We don't have too many problems with "disadvantaged" people around here if you catch my drift...
 
2013-04-30 01:11:54 PM

kwkg3ek: At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay?  does anyone pay cash?

 What is this 2008?
 
2013-04-30 01:38:25 PM
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RIP Bowser
 
2013-04-30 01:52:10 PM

Kygz: kwkg3ek: At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay? What is this 2008?

Pretty much every pump around where I live...


Maybe you oughta venture out into one of them big towns around where you live, like Cincinnati or even Dayton... doubt you'll find many ... or ANY stations where you can just fill up your tank without leaving payment inside first or swiping a card at the pump.
 
2013-04-30 02:17:08 PM

Yes please: She's just lucky she was thrown away from the bowser before it gushed all the petrol.


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2013-04-30 02:49:42 PM

AiryAnne: Why did she pick up the fire extinguisher before they drove off?


I was wondering this as well... did she maybe somehow know that they were going to drive off and was preparing for the possible outcome of them breaking the hose on their way out?
 
2013-04-30 03:15:22 PM

kwkg3ek: At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay? What is this 2008?


Well,

1. Wherever the video was filmed.

and

2. There's this place called Canada. Dunno if you've heard of it?
 
2013-04-30 03:59:41 PM

GanjSmokr: AiryAnne: Why did she pick up the fire extinguisher before they drove off?

I was wondering this as well... did she maybe somehow know that they were going to drive off and was preparing for the possible outcome of them breaking the hose on their way out?


you can clearly see her first check the license plate before moving around to the front to confirm the driver and then arm herself with the fire extinguisher to MOST likely place it in front of the tire preventing them from leaving or to spray him.. or the windshield.

The driver clearly noticed her noticing and decided fark it.. Im out of here.

ie.. the morons actually stole from this same gas station before and came back to steal from it again.
 
2013-04-30 04:22:27 PM

LumberJack: Kygz: kwkg3ek: At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay? What is this 2008?

Pretty much every pump around where I live...

Maybe you oughta venture out into one of them big towns around where you live, like Cincinnati or even Dayton... doubt you'll find many ... or ANY stations where you can just fill up your tank without leaving payment inside first or swiping a card at the pump.


Now why on earth would I want to do that?
 
2013-04-30 04:26:07 PM

kwkg3ek: At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay? What is this 2008?


Canada
 
2013-04-30 04:28:48 PM
How about having attendants who will come out and pump the gas for you?

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Really felt a sad when this scene was depicted as being strange & creepy. Just shows how far we've sunk as a civilization when Full Service is seen as the unthinkable.
 
2013-04-30 04:30:47 PM

unitednihilists: kwkg3ek: At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay? What is this 2008?

Canada


It would be SOOO freakin easy to steal from one of those gas stations where they serve you when its super busy.

You just tell the guy or gall. fill it .. Im paying inside.  Wait a couple of minutes after they have placed the pump thing on and go back out and drive away.  They wont notice anything until the next car pulls up and they have the conversation.. did you take the money?  no did you take the money.. and you are at least 5 minutes away by then,

sure... your license plate has been recorded and the cops just come to your house... but hey!  at least yo u dont body slam your prego woman to the ground
 
2013-04-30 04:33:09 PM

basemetal: Is she preggors?  Tossing around babby like that will make him even dumber.


Going to have to pick door number 2, Clark. The $1.79 buffet with the blue beef, where you only need 1 plate and a good sized duffle bag...

/and the bread pudding is extra runny.
 
2013-04-30 04:58:27 PM

BillTheCat: Around here you just hit the "pay inside" button, you fill up, then you go in and pay.  What kind of place do you live in where you can't trust a fella with a tank full of un-paid-for gasoline?



Well, there's probably a problem of people pumping gas, going inside to pay, and having their card declined.

It's also a safeguard against the sort of people who go grocery shopping and realize that they left their wallet at home after their hundred items have been scanned. Those can be put back if you can't pay.
 
2013-04-30 05:01:27 PM

TV's Vinnie: How about having attendants who will come out and pump the gas for you?

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Really felt a sad when this scene was depicted as being strange & creepy. Just shows how far we've sunk as a civilization when Full Service is seen as the unthinkable.


Worse when you realize all those people earned enough to raise a family.
 
2013-04-30 05:25:09 PM

abhorrent1: Yes please: She's just lucky she was thrown away from the bowser before it gushed all the petrol.

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Cabbage crates over the briny?
 
2013-04-30 05:40:12 PM

danielscissorhands: kwkg3ek: At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay? What is this 2008?

Well,

1. Wherever the video was filmed.

and

2. There's this place called Canada. Dunno if you've heard of it?


Not here in BC since early 2008 I believe.

Posting from my phone so copypasta is the best I can do.

VANCOUVER -- Next weekend, British Columbia will become the first province to insist gas-station customers pay first and pump later, 24 hours a day.

A new WorkSafe B.C. regulation referred to as Grant's Law - after Grant DePatie, who was dragged to his death trying to stop a $12 gas-and-dash almost three years ago - begins next Saturday.
 
2013-04-30 07:13:01 PM

TV's Vinnie: How about having attendants who will come out and pump the gas for you?

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x461]

Really felt a sad when this scene was depicted as being strange & creepy. Just shows how far we've sunk as a civilization when Full Service is seen as the unthinkable.


The last time I saw anything remotely like that was in the mid-80's in Oregon. They had some sort of law on the books that stated the general public wasn't allowed to dispense their own gasoline. It had to be done by an attendant.

It sorta freaked my dad out.
 
2013-04-30 08:56:24 PM
I'm almost 30 and I don't know that I've ever seen a gas station that wasn't pre-pay.  Is that a thing outside the US?

/Grew up in California
//The nice part, even!
 
2013-04-30 09:41:26 PM

TV's Vinnie: How about having attendants who will come out and pump the gas for you?

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Really felt a sad when this scene was depicted as being strange & creepy. Just shows how far we've sunk as a civilization when Full Service is seen as the unthinkable.


If I wanted to pay someone else to wipe my ass for me I'd move to New Jersey.
 
2013-05-01 12:15:22 AM

aspAddict: TV's Vinnie: How about having attendants who will come out and pump the gas for you?

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x461]

Really felt a sad when this scene was depicted as being strange & creepy. Just shows how far we've sunk as a civilization when Full Service is seen as the unthinkable.

The last time I saw anything remotely like that was in the mid-80's in Oregon. They had some sort of law on the books that stated the general public wasn't allowed to dispense their own gasoline. It had to be done by an attendant.

It sorta freaked my dad out.


Oregon and New Jersey are the only two states I know of that insist that some farking minimum wage attendant pump my gas for me. I find that to be ignorant, but I guess Freepers need jobs too.
 
2013-05-01 04:16:23 AM

TV's Vinnie: How about having attendants who will come out and pump the gas for you?

[images1.wikia.nocookie.net image 850x461]

Really felt a sad when this scene was depicted as being strange & creepy. Just shows how far we've sunk as a civilization when Full Service is seen as the unthinkable.


One of my earliest jobs was pumping gas, at a time when you could get "full service."  A favorite tactic we used on hot women in summertime was to suggest "changing the air" in the tires to get rid of that cold winter air.  It was a nice delay tactic that added an extra 5 minutes of oogling.

/creepy csb
 
2013-05-01 08:21:46 AM

kwkg3ek: At what gasoline station can you pump before you pay? What is this 2008?


At what gas station are they checking plates to see if they match the vehicle?
 
2013-05-01 08:23:32 AM

Pinner: socodog: Gah, that's one of the most unhealthy looking preggos I've ever seen.

Probably a swollen liver.


Foster's. Australian for baby formula.

techfreep.com
 
kg
2013-05-01 10:11:34 PM
How is babby formed? How gorl get pragnant??
 
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