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(The Hollywood Gossip)   Lauryn Hill signs a $1 million recording contract after the deal is approved by her manager, her agent, her IRS legal representative   ( thehollywoodgossip.com) divider line
    More: Followup, Lauryn Hill, record deal, special agents, Hill's sign, executive directors, Fugees, The Star-Ledger, Legal liability  
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2013-04-30 09:16:40 AM  
Sister Act 3!
 
2013-04-30 10:00:44 AM  
Here's her Weeners to the tax evasion charges back in June 2012 (bottom of the page)  http://mslaurynhill.tumblr.com/

She's......unique.
 
2013-04-30 10:18:16 AM  
I really enjoyed 'The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill' and was sad that she never made another album. Hopefully she can surround herself with the same level of talent and do it again.
 
2013-04-30 10:41:40 AM  

browneye: Here's her Weeners to the tax evasion charges back in June 2012 (bottom of the page)  http://mslaurynhill.tumblr.com/

She's......unique.


Well, at least she didn't go the Wesley Snipes "only foreign income is taxable, so I don't have to pay taxes" route; she did it to protect her children from the military-industrial complex and social cannibalism, or something.
 
2013-04-30 11:11:02 AM  
The former Fugee inked a deal worth $1 million for recording five songs,

but internet piracy is why the music industry is losing so much money.
 
2013-04-30 11:11:51 AM  

browneye: Here's her Weeners to the tax evasion charges back in June 2012 (bottom of the page)  http://mslaurynhill.tumblr.com/

She's......unique.



Well unique is a polite way of saying she has  "issues" an perhaps was dropped on head when she was young
 
2013-04-30 11:18:47 AM  
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*Approves*
 
2013-04-30 11:23:33 AM  
Here's her reply to the tax evasion charges....

<SIGH>
/Never do Fark while on the phone.
 
2013-04-30 11:27:54 AM  
I'm surprised she bothered to show up.
 
2013-04-30 11:32:51 AM  

hasty ambush: browneye: Here's her Weeners to the tax evasion charges back in June 2012 (bottom of the page)  http://mslaurynhill.tumblr.com/

She's......unique.


Well unique is a polite way of saying she has  "issues" an perhaps was dropped on head when she was young


Hear hear, GG Alin was unique, she has issues
 
2013-04-30 11:59:06 AM  
I thought she jumped out of a plane with the money.
 
2013-04-30 12:04:33 PM  
Isn't 'troubled' the word for it? With that many kids it'd be no wonder. My baby-momma goes all kinds of crazy when she's pregnant.
 
2013-04-30 12:55:46 PM  
Coincidentally, i also wrote five songs this winter, but my asking price is only $900,000.

/will negotiate
 
2013-04-30 01:25:44 PM  
...and the space alien that invaded her brain to protect her from the Jovian-syndicalist overlords
 
2013-04-30 01:30:22 PM  
who?
 
2013-04-30 01:34:40 PM  

Nurglitch: Isn't 'troubled' the word for it? With that many kids it'd be no wonder. My baby-momma goes all kinds of crazy when she's pregnant.


I'm honestly shocked she never went to some therapist or (like Catherine Zeta-Jones) go to some mental institution to help her out.

I remember her trying to do her "Killing Me Softly" cover live a couple of years ago; sad, really sad.
 
2013-04-30 01:59:24 PM  
I was thinking about this Lauren Hill;

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0384467">http://www.imdb.com/name/nm03844 67
 
2013-04-30 03:38:06 PM  
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve...
 
2013-04-30 05:09:36 PM  
Yes Lauren we are all sitting around plotting how to prevent you from being successful just like we do to every black artist you entitled skumpster.
 
2013-04-30 05:50:22 PM  

Dr.Zom: Coincidentally, i also wrote five songs this winter, but my asking price is only $900,000.

/will negotiate


I burned 5 songs on a CD-R last Christmas.  I'm willing to let it go for $50,000.  Guaranteed hits Daddy-O.
 
2013-04-30 05:51:35 PM  

DisregardTheFollowing: I really enjoyed 'The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill' and was sad that she never made another album. Hopefully she can surround herself with the same level of talent and do it again.


That was one of my favorite albums ever. I've read that she's a little cray cray. I don't know, or care, if that's true, but she made one hell of an album. I also like the Fugees album, The Score. I doubt she's capable of making an album as good as "The Miseducation..." but I'll certainly listen to her attempt at it.
 
2013-04-30 06:09:08 PM  
Love that guy
 
2013-04-30 06:22:45 PM  
Six kids?  Daaaang.

That'll turn your sugar walls into THE CLIFFS OF INSANITY.
 
2013-04-30 06:52:28 PM  
Can't knock The Score, it was a game changer.
 
2013-04-30 07:18:10 PM  

abhorrent1: who?


You're stupid.
 
2013-04-30 07:24:27 PM  

TheJoe03: abhorrent1: who?

You're stupid.


The former Fugee The former Fugee

I am? Because I don't know what a Fugee is or who Lauryn Hill is? Sorry.  I'm not a hipster like you.
 
2013-04-30 07:29:42 PM  

abhorrent1: I am? Because I don't know what a Fugee is or who Lauryn Hill is? Sorry.  I'm not a hipster like you.


LOL, hipster? You're stupid.
 
2013-04-30 08:41:00 PM  

TheJoe03: abhorrent1: I am? Because I don't know what a Fugee is or who Lauryn Hill is? Sorry.  I'm not a hipster like you.

LOL, hipster? You're stupid.


Sorry I'm not aware of every artist that you like since it seems to offend you. (OMG NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF EVERYTHING I'M AWARE OF!!) I guess you know everything and everyone then?  You must be so smart. But then again, if you were, you could come up with something better than "LOL You're stupid". But I wouldn't expect much more from a 12 y/o. Now go have mom fix you a snack or put you down for a nap. You seen grumpy.
 
2013-04-30 08:47:17 PM  

abhorrent1: Sorry I'm not aware of every artist that you like since it seems to offend you. (OMG NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF EVERYTHING I'M AWARE OF!!) I guess you know everything and everyone then?  You must be so smart. But then again, if you were, you could come up with something better than "LOL You're stupid". But I wouldn't expect much more from a 12 y/o. Now go have mom fix you a snack or put you down for a nap. You seen grumpy.


Hey, I'm not the one that broadcasted my ignorance. You're stupid, no big deal.

/I'm grumpy? Please compare what I said and how you reacted to it, you're projecting big time.
 
2013-04-30 08:59:46 PM  

abhorrent1: TheJoe03: abhorrent1: I am? Because I don't know what a Fugee is or who Lauryn Hill is? Sorry.  I'm not a hipster like you.

LOL, hipster? You're stupid.

Sorry I'm not aware of every artist that you like since it seems to offend you. (OMG NOT EVERYONE IS AWARE OF EVERYTHING I'M AWARE OF!!) I guess you know everything and everyone then?  You must be so smart. But then again, if you were, you could come up with something better than "LOL You're stupid". But I wouldn't expect much more from a 12 y/o. Now go have mom fix you a snack or put you down for a nap. You seen grumpy.


Yea, give it up man. I hate to defend her or the Fugees because I think they all suck but you're acting stupid. You have google, wikipedia, youtube etc. Use them. I'm tired of all the "who?" responses.

Anyways ... I'm stoned ... look at your post above. It's kinda prickish. And you seem insane.
 
2013-04-30 09:03:37 PM  
Well this thread went downhill fast......didn't see this coming.
 
2013-04-30 09:06:40 PM  

Loneman1: Well this thread went downhill fast......didn't see this coming.


I think it's pretty funny that dummy freaked out so much because he got called out for being clueless.
 
2013-05-01 12:29:28 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve...


I cant stand white people
 
2013-05-01 12:45:39 AM  

funk_soul_bubby: Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve...


Did you know Rod Stewart, Elton John, David Bowie, Marc Almond, Mick Jagger, Andy Warhol, Jeff Beck, Bon Jovi, New Kids on the Block, the Bay City Rollers, Alanis Morisseette, Lil' Kim, Foxy Brown, Britney Spears and Fiona Apple once collapse at the party? 175 gallons!
 
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