IdBeCrazyIf: I know it might end like peeling a grilled cheese apart, but I'd still bring the tomato soup to the party
Sybarite: Sure, if I can take a time machine to 1962.[ryanseacrest.com image 600x400]
dittybopper: Sybarite: Sure, if I can take a time machine to 1962.[ryanseacrest.com image 600x400]She still ain't badfor her age. I imagine she'd be a decent catch for someone 60+, or for a younger man who wants to scratch an Oedipal itch or to have a sugar-momma.
remus: Well, at least she can cook.
Godscrack: remus: Well, at least she can cook.Yes, like "If you want to make this dish sweeter, just add some sugar..."
miss diminutive: I can already see the headlines now:LOCAL MAN DIES FROM HYPOTHERMIA OF THE PENIS
bdub77: Harder to hate on Martha Stewart ever since the Illuminati threw her under a bus. Still, insufferable know it all Type A personality with probable bipolar disorder. I'm going to say by day 5 I would put a very fancy pillow over her face until she stopped breathing.
johnnieconnie: Subby must be under-30 to use the 'scary' tag and 'alarm you'.We should all hope to look that good when we are 71.
Sybarite: Sure, if I can take a time machine to 1962.
gilatrout: I bet she makes a tasty sandwich.
duffblue: I would break that in half and turn her old ass out/24 years young//angelica houston too///don't judge me
YodaBlues: "My vagina: It's a good thing."
Mr. Coffee Nerves: As long as the will is updated first I am MORE than in."Ohh, baby. You know what gets me hot? You eating a big slab of this artisan butter then running up and down the stairs as hard as you can."
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