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(NewsTimes)   Connecticut man found to be storing nearly 300 gallons of urine in his home. Police uncertain why anyone would want that much Bud Light   (newstimes.com) divider line 53
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2013-04-30 01:06:23 AM
lel
 
2013-04-30 03:05:06 AM

video man: lel


You laugh till happy boy cooks up a kilo of white phosphorus and chucks it into the local nunnery.
 
2013-04-30 03:21:50 AM
Ha. Haha. Hahaha. Ha.
 
2013-04-30 06:51:15 AM
I suspect urine has more flavor than Bud Light.
 
2013-04-30 06:59:14 AM
And the Wheel of Weirdness lands on....meth head.
 
2013-04-30 07:24:00 AM
Not bad subby, I chuckled.

\+1
 
2013-04-30 07:25:06 AM
Is it necessary that I drink my own urine? No, but its sterile and I like the taste.
 
2013-04-30 07:25:38 AM
Just as long as they aren't high capacity urine jugs it should be legal right?
 
2013-04-30 07:26:28 AM
images.tvrage.com
"You let them find my stash!"
 
2013-04-30 07:27:50 AM
Smells like R. Kelly's sheets?
 
2013-04-30 07:28:14 AM
That many nitrates in one place? Is he trying to make a bomb or something?
 
2013-04-30 07:29:20 AM
This is why we need a new law requiring a background check for jug purchases. No one should own more than 10 jugs.

//  Why jugs? Maybe he found out through hard experience that water balloons weren't very durable.
 
2013-04-30 07:31:13 AM
Everyone knows pigs drink urine.
 
2013-04-30 07:32:34 AM
I thought Howard Hughes was dead...
 
2013-04-30 07:32:54 AM
csb
There was a guy in my engineering class at university (and that should have been a red flag right off the bat) whom I didn't really hang out with much but this one time a bunch of us were in his apartment before heading out for a night of drinking. He lived in small part of what used to be a grand old house. His bedroom had an enormous fireplace and mantelpiece. On top of the mantelpiece there were around 10-12 bottles, mostly glass soda and your larger beer bottles. Every one was full of liquid of varying colors. We asked him what was in them.

"My piss after different nights out".

As I said, we didn't really hang out much.
 
2013-04-30 07:33:25 AM

OregonVet: Everyone knows pigs drink urine.


images.dailyfill.com
 
2013-04-30 07:35:08 AM
Waste not want not.
 
2013-04-30 07:36:01 AM
He was staging his own version of the hit Broadway show Urine Town.
 
2013-04-30 07:36:18 AM
Now, that's what I call hoarding.
 
2013-04-30 07:46:52 AM
Magnificent!  Subby?  +1 would buy from again.
 
2013-04-30 07:47:14 AM
Why is it that whenever we come upon someone with a weird habit, somebody starts talking about "charges"?
WTF?
Not everything that's odd is illegal.
 
2013-04-30 07:51:06 AM
a0.twimg.com
 
2013-04-30 07:52:31 AM
farm9.staticflickr.com
 
2013-04-30 07:52:42 AM
 
2013-04-30 07:53:59 AM

Spirit Hammer: Why is it that whenever we come upon someone with a weird habit, somebody starts talking about "charges"?
WTF?
Not everything that's odd is illegal.


If you're sincere, it's usually the charges that lead to the odd discoveries.
 
2013-04-30 07:55:01 AM
Maybe he's going to make black powder:


John Harrelson, John Harrelson, you are a wretched creature,
You've added to this war a new and awful feature,
You'd have us think while every man is bound to be a fighter,
The ladies, bless their pretty dears, should save their p** for nitre,

John Harrelson, John Harrelson, where did you get this notion,
To send your barrel around the town to gather up this lotion,
We thought the girls had work enough in making shirts and kissing,
But you have put the pretty dears to patriotic pissing,

John Harrelson, John Harrelson, do pray invent a neater
And somewhat less immodest mode of making your saltpeter,
For "tis an awful idea, John, gunpowdery and cranky,
That when a lady lifts her skirt, she's killing off a Yankee.

They say there is a subtle smell
That lingers in the powder;
That when the smoke grows thicker,
And the din of the battle louder
That there is found to this compound
One serious objection;
A soldier can not sniff it
Without having an erection.
 
2013-04-30 08:02:13 AM
fuuka.warosu.org
Approves.
 
2013-04-30 08:03:11 AM
I would have went with Sam Adams, but that's just me.
 
2013-04-30 08:10:07 AM
OK, I've not had enough coffee yet, but I cannot figure out why someone would want 300 gallons of their own urine.

The willy-pete comment above is a possibility, I guess.
 
2013-04-30 08:14:19 AM
Wicked pissah!
 
2013-04-30 08:17:41 AM
Maybe he's going to make black powder? In the War of Northen aggression southern hostiptals would collect urine for that purpose
 
2013-04-30 08:18:50 AM
Officer that arrested him said "You're in trouble!"
 
2013-04-30 08:23:31 AM
Was it this?
i.imgur.com

Then he should be shot.
 
2013-04-30 08:39:17 AM

Mid_mo_mad_man: Maybe he's going to make black powder? In the War of Northen aggression southern hostiptals would collect urine for that purpose


My thoughts exactly. That saltpeter ain't going to grow on trees...
 
2013-04-30 08:42:20 AM

a_room_with_a_moose: Mid_mo_mad_man: Maybe he's going to make black powder? In the War of Northen aggression southern hostiptals would collect urine for that purpose

My thoughts exactly. That saltpeter ain't going to grow on trees...


There is an article in the current issue of "The Backwoodsman" that tells you how to extract saltpeter (potassium nitrate) from chicken manure.

You can find it in most well-stocked bookstores.
 
2013-04-30 08:46:07 AM

dittybopper: a_room_with_a_moose: Mid_mo_mad_man: Maybe he's going to make black powder? In the War of Northen aggression southern hostiptals would collect urine for that purpose

My thoughts exactly. That saltpeter ain't going to grow on trees...

There is an article in the current issue of "The Backwoodsman" that tells you how to extract saltpeter (potassium nitrate) from chicken manure.

You can find it in most well-stocked bookstores.


Cool. There is a section on making saltpeter from various sources (including urine) in one of the Foxfire books, also.
 
2013-04-30 08:50:24 AM
cdn.static.ovimg.com
You just can't leave those piss jugs lying aroond, eh?
 
2013-04-30 08:51:09 AM
What kind of crazy are they putting in the water there in Newton?
 
2013-04-30 08:54:16 AM
Ah, swamp yankees. Keeping CT weird since the pilgrims.
 
2013-04-30 09:12:42 AM
So what's up with the crazy in Newton, CT?
 
2013-04-30 09:17:25 AM
My money is on him being a hoarder with no working toilet so he just pees in jugs and chucks them in a pile when they're full.

There was an episode of Hoarders featuring a woman who did just that. It was horrifying. I guess the hoarding specialist that worked with her had to take a two week break after the cleanup because it was so traumatic.

Here's a clip. (it's really poor quality but that's probably a good thing in this case - I watched the ep in HD when it aired and very much regretted it!)

If I recall correctly they determined she was unable to properly care for herself (shocker) and she wound up going to live with a family member afterwards.

/vomits
 
2013-04-30 09:26:23 AM
"Sh*tter's full."
 
2013-04-30 10:24:17 AM

Brittabot: My money is on him being a hoarder with no working toilet so he just pees in jugs and chucks them in a pile when they're full.

There was an episode of Hoarders featuring a woman who did just that. It was horrifying. I guess the hoarding specialist that worked with her had to take a two week break after the cleanup because it was so traumatic.

Here's a clip. (it's really poor quality but that's probably a good thing in this case - I watched the ep in HD when it aired and very much regretted it!)

If I recall correctly they determined she was unable to properly care for herself (shocker) and she wound up going to live with a family member afterwards.

/vomits



Wasn't she a cook @ Olive Garden? I must have missed this one - wife and I used to watch this show and would pause it every few minutes to discuss. I had a hard time not shifting from the 'bulldoze-entire-place-when-she's-out-shopping' stance.

"But you'd agree it's still musty?" lol
 
2013-04-30 10:26:55 AM

dittybopper: You can find it in most well-stocked bookstores


Funny, none of my bookstores seem to carry any chicken manure.  Unless you count the politics section.
 
2013-04-30 11:23:08 AM
Funny, subby. I would have gone with "Man who hoarded 300 gallons of urine proves what the rest of us have know all along...CT is a toilet.
 
2013-04-30 12:01:46 PM
needed it to let his insurance company that he is serious?


/anybody?
 
2013-04-30 12:05:57 PM
Why bother to check to see whether or not he should be charged?
 
2013-04-30 01:25:28 PM
Bear Gryls?
 
2013-04-30 01:31:22 PM
Howard Hughes?
 
2013-04-30 01:58:21 PM
IIRC ancient people used urine when processing wool. I think it was used to clean it and helped the dye take hold.
 
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