dj_bigbird: I relish the day the 4th gets caught
utsagrad123: Have they discovered the motive beheinz this?
AverageAmericanGuy: Where can you even get glass ketchup bottles now?
detritus: They should charge the Ketchup company for being an accessory for making it too farking hard to get ketchup out of a glass bottle.
olddeegee: In prison they'll do him 57 ways.
Boojum2k: Kids got some sauce.
Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Boojum2k: Kids got some sauce.Dude, gross, he's 12
TheTurtle: OK, I am old and farking jaded, but I totally have to hand it to subby for that tagline. Tomato I'll send you a thank-you card.
milsorgen: detritus: They should charge the Ketchup company for being an accessory for making it too farking hard to get ketchup out of a glass bottle.Agreed. Ketchup related attacks, according to my research, have increased by 100% in 2013 alone and the year isn't even half way over. Congress needs to step up to the plate and get these dangerous items out of the hands of criminals. We should start with background checks and strict limits on ounce capacity, it's the only way we'll stay safe!
Lorelle: dj_bigbird: I relish the day the 4th gets caughtHopefully they'll ketchup with him by Mayo.oh, stop groaning
DarkSoulNoHope: To find the fourth suspect, they'll take the other three suspects into the interrogation room and grill them for information.
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