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(TMZ)   Finally, an explanation for the Catherine Zeta-Jones/Michael Douglas relationship   (tmz.com) divider line 76
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2013-04-29 10:23:06 PM  
Sad tag? Really?
 
2013-04-29 10:26:01 PM  
We already knew she was batshiat.
 
2013-04-29 11:12:50 PM  
I would bang both ends of her spectrum.
 
2013-04-30 12:12:15 AM  
That goes with the crazy hot curve.
 
2013-04-30 12:22:46 AM  
 
2013-04-30 01:13:54 AM  
Catherine Zeta-Jones has checked in to a treatment center to get more help for her Bipolar disorder.

Really? The rest of us just get a prescription for Lamictal and go on with our lives.

/treatment center? really?!
 
2013-04-30 01:14:59 AM  

CavalierEternal: Sad tag? Really?


Just wait until her next manic episode.
 
2013-04-30 04:02:19 AM  
i.dailymail.co.uk
No. There is another...

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-30 04:03:00 AM  
I'd be Amundsen to either of her poles.
 
2013-04-30 04:06:49 AM  
Don't put it in the crazy..

unless yer Mick DouglAss and no one else would have you....

because yer old.
 
2013-04-30 04:10:10 AM  
Finally, an explanation for the Catherine Zeta-Jones/Michael Douglas relationship

DAIN BRAMAGE!
 
2013-04-30 04:28:14 AM  
Bi-polar. Does that mean two poles at once? Giggity.
 
2013-04-30 05:01:24 AM  
Well, that certainly explains "Rock of Ages"....


/would hit it like the fist of a crazy god
 
2013-04-30 05:04:15 AM  
I still wonder how accurate reports of her age are.
 
2013-04-30 05:14:45 AM  
minaday.com
 
2013-04-30 05:22:09 AM  

Haliburton Cummings: unless yer Mick DouglAss and no one else would have you....

because yer old.


Mike may be getting on in years, but I promise you he's seen more top drawer pussy than you ever have.
/and you
//and you
///and me too.
////combined
This is the 19 year old he married when he was 32 back in 1977
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-30 05:39:35 AM  

CavalierEternal: Sad tag? Really?


Yes. We don't know her problems, they're obviously bad enough to warrant treatment,She's got mental health problems, and we there's nothing to say that they're trivial. I for one, wish her well.
 
2013-04-30 05:44:01 AM  
I just hope she gets better soon. She admitted she has bipolar disorder a few years back. It's not easy to deal with.
 
2013-04-30 05:48:00 AM  
I wonder if Michael Douglas is regretful for having traded a quiet retirement for a trophy wife with Toys in the Attic.....
 
2013-04-30 05:57:34 AM  

SpdrJay: I wonder if Michael Douglas is regretful for having traded a quiet retirement for a trophy wife with Toys in the Attic.....


She's stuck with him though his cancer, even with all her issues.

Good for both of them.
 
2013-04-30 06:28:36 AM  
sugarcube.net

His reason...
 
2013-04-30 06:37:13 AM  

LucklessWonder: [sugarcube.net image 300x224]

His reason...


LASERS!
 
2013-04-30 06:45:23 AM  
CZJ + bipolar?

Nope.
Ain't worth it.
Bipolar people make life miserable.
 
2013-04-30 06:47:54 AM  
She's forty-three? I honestly thought she was older than that. I thought she was in her late thirties when she did Chicago.
 
2013-04-30 06:48:28 AM  
I always consider cases like this "the Roger Rabbit effect".  He must make her laugh.

/better than goofy
 
2013-04-30 06:50:47 AM  
Someone gave me the Hamsa hand pendant that her Grandfather gave her.  Well, it wasn't the same exact one, but the symbolism was there as the only good man she ever knew.  I am scared as to what this means for her and our son.  It's the only truly meaningful thing she's ever done.  She said "Been meaning to give this to you. It's for protection, namely from people named 'XXX, haha!"  XXX being her own name.  It must be difficult knowing how you hurt people on purpose, but really truly not mean it.  It just sucks.

These idiotic books haven't helped.  Seeing a therapist soon to help deal.
 
2013-04-30 07:13:24 AM  
She is one of the most beautiful women on the planet. Hope she gets treatment. And naked.
 
2013-04-30 07:15:02 AM  
The second most beautiful woman in entertainment today. (Charlize Theron is my personal favorite)

/Plus, she looks like my wife, who is so much prettier.
//See honey, I do luv you best.
///Can you get off my ass now about the gawd damn mess in the garage?
 
2013-04-30 07:19:15 AM  

Kurmudgeon: Haliburton Cummings: unless yer Mick DouglAss and no one else would have you....

because yer old.

Mike may be getting on in years, but I promise you he's seen more top drawer pussy than you ever have.
/and you
//and you
///and me too.
////combined
This is the 19 year old he married when he was 32 back in 1977
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 240x204]


I saw her once in person, around 1980.  She was breathtaking.  Unfortunately, he eventually ended up throwing her under the bus, and blamed her for the fact that their son became a felonious hard-core drug addict.  Michael Douglas waged a scorched-earth PR campaign against Diandra to portray her as a shallow, heartless, selfish mother whose negligence caused the son to turn to heroin.
 
2013-04-30 07:31:47 AM  

Jonny17: We don't know her problems


Yes we do; she married Michael effin' Douglas.
 
2013-04-30 07:44:12 AM  
ll-media.tmz.com

What happened to her face? It's like moulded putty.

bipolarhappens.com I prefer the human look she had previously.
 
2013-04-30 07:54:58 AM  

LucklessWonder: [sugarcube.net image 300x224]

His reason...


An ass for the ages.
 
2013-04-30 07:57:24 AM  

GungFu: [ll-media.tmz.com image 358x264]

What happened to her face? It's like moulded putty.

[bipolarhappens.com image 289x300] I prefer the human look she had previously.


Really dude? Really?
 
2013-04-30 08:00:08 AM  

GungFu: What happened to her face? It's like moulded putty.


People have this weird tendency to age.  It's a phenomenon.
 
2013-04-30 08:05:31 AM  

Richard_The_Clown: She's forty-three? I honestly thought she was older than that. I thought she was in her late thirties when she did Chicago.


"Darling Buds of May" started in 1991, so forty-three is about right, a year older than I. She was hot until the first time she touched Michael Douglas. Blech.
 
2013-04-30 08:07:22 AM  

LucklessWonder: [sugarcube.net image 300x224]

His reason...


Would be mine too.

You really shouldn't stick it in crazy, but sometimes you have to take one for the team...to uh...keep everyone else safe...
 
2013-04-30 08:43:38 AM  
Still my perfect woman
 
2013-04-30 08:45:02 AM  
I'll bet the bipolar meds are why she's not all that thin.
 
2013-04-30 08:52:34 AM  
I'd bipolar
 
2013-04-30 08:57:29 AM  

doczoidberg: I'll bet the bipolar meds are why she's not all that thin.


No doubt.  I've gained 30 lbs. on Seroquil.  It sucks.
 
2013-04-30 09:14:32 AM  
My best friend from high school was bipolar, and I can't remember how many times she tried to kill herself.  But the worst part was that she used it to manipulate people, myself included.  I finally had to cut our relationship off because it was toxic and I was sick of being used.

I feel for anyone who lives with someone who is bipolar, and I really hope CZJ gets the help she needs.
 
2013-04-30 09:15:41 AM  
Where is Doogie Houser and the hot crazy correlation?
 
2013-04-30 09:19:48 AM  
Good for her on getting treatment. When she won an emmy a few years ago she gave the most bizarre acceptance speech. I knew something was up.
 
2013-04-30 09:23:00 AM  
I thought the explanation was that she's ten years older than she pretends to be. And that she loves Michael Douglas.
 
2013-04-30 09:23:48 AM  
I thought "broodmare" summed it up pretty succinctly.
 
2013-04-30 09:24:43 AM  

kwame: GungFu: What happened to her face? It's like moulded putty.

People have this weird tendency to age.  It's a phenomenon.


Doo doo doodoodoo
 
2013-04-30 09:29:42 AM  
i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2013-04-30 09:48:19 AM  

bborchar: My best friend from high school was bipolar, and I can't remember how many times she tried to kill herself.  But the worst part was that she used it to manipulate people, myself included.  I finally had to cut our relationship off because it was toxic and I was sick of being used.


Libby?


Got a relative who's smart as a whip, good looking, and bipolar as fark.  Talk about a walking nightmare that leaves a destructive wake.

/I am become death...
 
2013-04-30 10:01:24 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: kwame: GungFu: What happened to her face? It's like moulded putty.

People have this weird tendency to age.  It's a phenomenon.

Doo doo doodoodoo


Phenomenon.
 
2013-04-30 10:02:12 AM  

theurge14: [i.imgur.com image 300x197][i.imgur.com image 300x197]


www.tundracomicsstore.com
 
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