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(Gawker)   Hot Asian teacher masturbates in front of class. 3 of the 4 things from this headline are true (possibly Not safe for work)   (gawker.com) divider line 100
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2013-04-29 08:12:50 PM
I... I don't know what to say.

"You listen to music! I masturbate at you! You learn lesson!"

//Maybe I do...
 
2013-04-29 08:27:15 PM
This is why they are Worst Korea
 
2013-04-29 08:28:12 PM
....so is that frowned upon over there or....

What? I've never been to Korea, I don't know their ways.
 
2013-04-29 08:30:34 PM
I love how the guy first tries to grab the masturbator's forearm to stop him and then moves in front of him to block the other student's view when the guy JUST.WON'T.STOP.
 
2013-04-29 08:32:12 PM
You know you are a shameless sycophant when you are willing to stand in front of your mentor masturbating in front of a class of underage female students to try to prevent him from getting SOR'ed.
 
2013-04-29 08:33:15 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-29 08:35:27 PM
One of the girls started screaming like she was an extra in a Godzilla movie.

I mean sure, it's gross, but your family and friends will still survive.
 
2013-04-29 08:49:01 PM

miss diminutive: One of the girls started screaming like she was an extra in a Godzilla movie.

I mean sure, it's gross, but your family and friends will still survive.


We don't KNOW that's what happened.  Maybe she thought he was lending her his pencil.  No, the other one.
 
2013-04-29 08:51:06 PM
Good afternoon class, I am your substitute teacher, Mi-Wil Wank.
 
2013-04-29 08:55:10 PM
YOU SILENT!
Home economics class start!

We make cream of some yung guy.
 
2013-04-29 08:59:09 PM

jehovahs witness protection: We make cream of some yung guy


Dammit, I should have came in with that.

/phrasing
 
2013-04-29 09:09:27 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-04-29 09:21:20 PM
3 of the 4 things from this headline are true (possibly Not safe for work)

Please let the false one be teacher. Please let the false one be teacher.
 
2013-04-29 09:23:57 PM
i.qkme.me
 
2013-04-29 09:25:25 PM
fromoureyes.com
 
2013-04-29 10:00:02 PM
FTFA: When confronted later about his behavior, Mr. A claimed he was merely holding on to his pants "because they were falling down," but a video recorded by one of the students and uploaded to several social networking sites forced him to admit he was being indecent.

If this had occurred in the U.S., they would have punished the student for recording the incident and the teacher would have sued the student for damaging his reputation.
 
2013-04-29 11:07:00 PM

Fark Me To Tears: If this had occurred in the U.S., they would have punished the student for recording the incident and the teacher would have sued the student for damaging his reputation.


media.avclub.com
 
2013-04-30 12:17:14 AM
1 - Hot
1 - Asian
1 - Teacher
1 - Masturbates
1 - In front of class
------------------------
5! 5 things!

img.photobucket.com

/ah! ah! ah!
 
2013-04-30 12:39:59 AM
so THAT'S gangnam style?
 
2013-04-30 01:22:23 AM

Notabunny: 1 - Hot
1 - Asian
1 - Teacher
1 - Masturbates
1 - In front of class
------------------------
5! 5 things!

[img.photobucket.com image 390x361]

/ah! ah! ah!


Couldn't it be six things?  He couldn't done it in back of class or in front of the hallway.
 
2013-04-30 01:23:07 AM

Summoner101: Notabunny: 1 - Hot
1 - Asian
1 - Teacher
1 - Masturbates
1 - In front of class
------------------------
5! 5 things!

[img.photobucket.com image 390x361]

/ah! ah! ah!

Couldn't it be six things?  He could've done it in back of class or in front of the hallway.


FTFM
 
2013-04-30 01:23:23 AM
They don't call it turning Japanese for nothin
 
2013-04-30 01:23:45 AM
img826.imageshack.us
 
2013-04-30 01:28:00 AM
Sex AND violence. I like it.
 
2013-04-30 01:29:59 AM
The Dong a Ilbo newspaper .Those Koreans love their dongs!!!
 
2013-04-30 01:30:18 AM
identified only as Mr. A

Well, I won't be eating here any time soon.  Thanks.
 
2013-04-30 01:33:25 AM
The problem is what ? ????

/ Oh its a man, burn him...............
 
2013-04-30 01:34:51 AM
Mr. A?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-04-30 01:36:09 AM

farkingismybusiness: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x444]


Should be captioned: "How many penises do you like in you at once?"
 
2013-04-30 01:42:26 AM
I blame Han.  I mean, how would you deal with "a dull, lingering ache from deep within"?
 
2013-04-30 01:45:10 AM

thetrenchcoat: Mr. A?

[upload.wikimedia.org image 300x300]


I thought of the same thing. Personally, I'll take the masturbating South Korean schoolteacher any day of the week over the text-wall spouting objectivist superhero.
 
2013-04-30 01:53:39 AM
The local police department released a statement following the incident saying Mr. A remains in custody, but "does not appear to have any mental problems."

Uhh, how do South Korean police define "mental problems," exactly?
 
2013-04-30 01:55:22 AM

Canton: The local police department released a statement following the incident saying Mr. A remains in custody, but "does not appear to have any mental problems."

Uhh, how do South Korean police define "mental problems," exactly?


A B+ grade or lower.
 
2013-04-30 01:56:13 AM
Front row students! EVACUATE NOW!!
 
2013-04-30 01:56:19 AM

Canton: The local police department released a statement following the incident saying Mr. A remains in custody, but "does not appear to have any mental problems."

Uhh, how do South Korean police define "mental problems," exactly?


I just posted this on the wrong thread
"The local police department released a statement following the incident saying Mr. A remains in custody, but does not appear to have any mental problems."
Well, just maybe they can start considering that he might have some. What does one have to do in Korea to appear to have mental problems?"
Same question essentially, this country sounds like a perverts dream come true.
 
2013-04-30 01:57:44 AM

Canton: The local police department released a statement following the incident saying Mr. A remains in custody, but "does not appear to have any mental problems."

Uhh, how do South Korean police define "mental problems," exactly?


maybe if you can't get an erection when you're trying to masturbate in front of a class of female students after beating a couple of no good punk male students? Sure, the girls will tell you it can happen to anyone, and it's not your fault. But if you're really a man you know you need to be able to perform. Anyway, not being able to do that could really make a guy go crazy, amirite?
 
2013-04-30 02:01:21 AM
God damn you subby, Damn you to hell
 
2013-04-30 02:06:47 AM
I have watched enough of the LPGA to know that South Korean women are over rated.
 
2013-04-30 02:10:20 AM
pfft. who hasn't done that in front of a room of korean school girls?
 
2013-04-30 02:11:55 AM

99.998er: I have watched enough of the LPGA to know that South Korean women are over rated.


Yea, gotta go with North.
 
2013-04-30 02:15:46 AM
Came here in hopes of seeing hot asian teacher pleasure herself.

left flustered.
 
2013-04-30 02:19:19 AM

ElFugawz: 99.998er: I have watched enough of the LPGA to know that South Korean women are over rated.

Yea, gotta go with North.


At least North Korean women would be more likely to swallow.
 
2013-04-30 02:22:30 AM

SlothB77: You know you are a shameless sycophant when you are willing to stand in front of your mentor masturbating in front of a class of underage female students to try to prevent him from getting SOR'ed.


I lolled.
 
2013-04-30 02:38:26 AM
www.visualphotos.com
 
2013-04-30 02:39:27 AM
"Thus O-O-O-O-endth the lesson."
 
2013-04-30 02:39:50 AM
thaiintelligentnews.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-30 02:44:46 AM

Big Balls in Cowtown: The Dong a Ilbo newspaper .Those Koreans love their dongs!!!


I've heard North Korea has a number of different taepodongs.
 
2013-04-30 02:48:46 AM

Now That's What I Call a Taco!: I blame Han.  I mean, how would you deal with "a dull, lingering ache from deep within"?



25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-30 02:50:01 AM

99.998er: ElFugawz: 99.998er: I have watched enough of the LPGA to know that South Korean women are over rated.

Yea, gotta go with North.

At least North Korean women would be more likely to swallow.


Because they're hungry?
 
2013-04-30 02:51:11 AM
i1.ytimg.com
 
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