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(WLKY Louisville)   Eating lint out of the carpet isn't normal, but on meth it is   (wlky.com) divider line 35
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2013-04-29 06:22:21 PM
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2013-04-29 06:56:32 PM
No... it's not normal then, either
 
2013-04-29 06:57:31 PM
My cats do that all the time without the benefit of meth.
 
2013-04-29 06:58:50 PM

phlegmmo: [25.media.tumblr.com image 340x266]


Pickle you kumquat!
 
2013-04-29 07:04:18 PM
Mmmmmm.  Cotton candy.
 
2013-04-29 07:34:07 PM
What about eating lint out of your wife's carpet?
 
2013-04-29 07:34:18 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: No... it's not normal then, either


No kiddin'. Eating? Eff that.
 
2013-04-29 07:34:48 PM
That explains my dog's behavior! She must be totally tweaking!
 
2013-04-29 07:35:01 PM
Say what you want about this fella, but he'd managed to put together a pretty kick ass "walkin' around" stash. Seems like a go-getter.
 
2013-04-29 07:38:50 PM

belhade: What about eating lint out of your wife's carpet?


If that's the case. You need to switch toilet paper brands.

Or ask her to shower before cunnilingus.

/I'm a lint locker too.
 
2013-04-29 07:39:48 PM

phlegmmo:


Thread over!

/you win one interwebs!!!
 
2013-04-29 07:40:28 PM
Subs, it depends on how much Meth you accidentally blew on the floor.
 
2013-04-29 07:40:30 PM
Maybe it's just a love spell gone wrong?

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2013-04-29 07:40:33 PM
What's wrong with a little carpet-munching?
 
2013-04-29 07:44:48 PM
I like to lick red carpet.

giggity
 
2013-04-29 07:55:21 PM
My daughter used to eat carpet lint, but that was due to a severe iron deficiency, not drugs. I'd be worried if a 4 year old was smoking meth.
 
2013-04-29 07:56:46 PM
According to Dr. Weil, carpet lint is loaded in fiberflavin and shagnesium.
 
2013-04-29 08:01:34 PM
Sad..just sad..
 
2013-04-29 08:03:15 PM
carpet surfing? you find small rocks that were dropped in more prosperous times. and you smoke them
 
2013-04-29 08:04:35 PM
Wait.  Is that a typo?  You're saying it's NOT normal?
 
2013-04-29 08:05:10 PM

Omahawg: carpet surfing? you find small rocks that were dropped in more prosperous times. and you smoke them


  I remember when that was called ghost busting....
 
2013-04-29 08:06:53 PM

belhade: What about eating lint out of your wife's carpet?


Have her shave it, dumbass.
 
2013-04-29 08:08:29 PM
Burlington Coat Factory?  Why not a carpet store, I wonder.
 
2013-04-29 08:19:56 PM
"one bag of unknown pills and one bag of an unknown white powder"

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That's some real fine detective work there, Lou.
 
2013-04-29 08:22:23 PM

Ambivalence: My cats do that all the time without the benefit of meth.


It's catnip
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2013-04-29 08:27:33 PM

Omahawg: carpet surfing? you find small rocks that were dropped in more prosperous times. and you smoke them


Just make sure what you pick up is a rock (or bud) so you don't end up smoking a bug.  Or so I hear.
 
2013-04-29 08:34:22 PM

Priapetic: Omahawg: carpet surfing? you find small rocks that were dropped in more prosperous times. and you smoke them

Just make sure what you pick up is a rock (or bud) so you don't end up smoking a bug.  Or so I hear.


 Puts a whole new perspective on smoking a roach....
 
2013-04-29 08:44:50 PM

Fjornir: belhade: What about eating lint out of your wife's carpet?

Have her shave it, dumbass.


Why? There's fun in them hairs.
 
2013-04-29 08:46:42 PM
way back when that's what you did when you ran outta coke at 3 am and couldn't get a hold of dealer mc dope...
 
2013-04-29 08:59:50 PM

Krikkitbot: That explains my dog's behavior! She must be totally tweaking!


Sorry I can't link directly, but I found this web page looking for answers for why my dog does this too. The sixth answer down is humorous.

http://ask.metafilter.com/27803/Dog-constantly-licks-the-carpet
 
2013-04-29 09:26:27 PM
I don't know, it must be all that beer we spilled.
 
2013-04-29 10:16:32 PM
Clearly, you haven't met my chocolate labrador.

/DNRTFA
 
2013-04-29 10:31:37 PM
OK, I thought it was his own carpet and thought, yeah, meth's a hell of a drug.

This....this is just sad.
 
2013-04-29 11:20:11 PM
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Meth. It's a hell of a drug.
 
2013-04-30 02:30:27 PM

CigaretteSmokingMan: [blogs.browardpalmbeach.com image 318x318]

Meth. It's a hell of a drug.


I love that chick
 
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