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(Boston.com)   City of Boston decides that everyone's over the Marathon business and now is a pretty good time for blowing some stuff up   (boston.com) divider line 58
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2013-04-29 09:03:32 PM  
CAUTION!
Sound can be noisy.

Send any pictures of sound to the FBI.
If you hear anything, say something, see
 
2013-04-29 10:04:16 PM  
cache.gizmodo.com
 
2013-04-29 10:19:34 PM  
FTFA: Keegan said the tests could not be postponed because the necessary equipment is already on its way from Florida to Boston and must be taken to a different project as soon as engineers finish the Muddy River tests.

That works for me. If people don't like it, then they need to go see a shrink. Just because some Jihadist asshats decide to set off some bombs doesn't mean that life as we know it is supposed to come to a halt. The tests need to be done. They have a schedule to follow. 'nuff said.
 
2013-04-29 11:00:37 PM  
asinine?
 
2013-04-29 11:01:44 PM  
There will be some loud banging coming from your mom's house tonight.
 
2013-04-29 11:03:02 PM  

skullkrusher: asinine?


Apparently the terrorist have won.
 
2013-04-29 11:04:41 PM  

dennysgod: skullkrusher: asinine?

Apparently the terrorist have won.


Wait, all the terrorists wanted was to make people scared of loud noises?
 
2013-04-29 11:07:31 PM  
Thanks for your concern subby, but as far as I can tell we've been back to BAU for almost a week.  (besides taking a moment here or there)

We've survived more than 250 New England winters.  We've survived the best army and navy attacking our home.  We also survived a 20 foot wave of Molasses.

This bombing will be a footnote in our long history, and after grieving for the wounded and murdered, we'll regulate it to such.
 
2013-04-29 11:07:58 PM  
Asinine tag is for subby?  I am OK with that.
 
2013-04-29 11:08:29 PM  
So what was all the chest pumping about after they caught the unarmed bleeding 19 year old?

If you're still scared go back and farking hide already. Terrorism is not scary.
 
2013-04-29 11:09:18 PM  
FALSE FLAG!
 
2013-04-29 11:10:39 PM  
You'll get over it, subby. You delicate snowflake, you.
 
2013-04-29 11:12:37 PM  

MrEricSir: dennysgod: skullkrusher: asinine?

Apparently the terrorist have won.

Wait, all the terrorists wanted was to make people scared of loud noises?


fixtstore.com
 
2013-04-29 11:14:48 PM  
That blowed up real good!
2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-29 11:17:10 PM  

TyrantII: Thanks for your concern subby, but as far as I can tell we've been back to BAU for almost a week.  (besides taking a moment here or there)

We've survived more than 250 New England winters.  We've survived the best army and navy attacking our home.  We also survived a 20 foot wave of Molasses.

This bombing will be a footnote in our long history, and after grieving for the wounded and murdered, we'll regulate it to such.


i291.photobucket.com

Boston strong

/CA resident
 
2013-04-29 11:19:04 PM  
You know who else conducted strength tests on shafts by exerting pressure and making a loud noise?

pics.myspew.com
 
2013-04-29 11:20:20 PM  

TyrantII: We also survived a 20 foot wave of Molasses.


I bet that was
*puts on sunglasses*
a sticky situation
 
2013-04-29 11:20:35 PM  

bdub77: [cache.gizmodo.com image 298x300]


NEVAR FORGET.
 
2013-04-29 11:20:40 PM  
Kind of like how I blew up your mom last night, Submitter.
 
2013-04-29 11:29:13 PM  
Hey Boston, get ready to get blown away by the Maple Leafs.
 
2013-04-29 11:32:10 PM  
Sorry Boston
 
2013-04-29 11:33:07 PM  
They're not blowing anything up, subtard.  Read the article.

True story:
On 9/11, I set off 900 lb's of explosives 90' below a police station in Jersey City WITH an air shaft 100' up track that carried the sound and smell to them.

Jersey City PD was NOT happy about that.
 
2013-04-29 11:34:19 PM  

ontariolightning: Hey Boston, get ready to get blown away by the Maple Leafs.


Stranger things have happened.
 
2013-04-29 11:35:10 PM  

ontariolightning: Hey Boston, get ready to get blown away by the Maple Leafs.


People in glass house shouldn't throw stones, and teams named "Leafs" should not talk about being blown away

cache.boston.com
 
2013-04-29 11:35:16 PM  

skullkrusher: WhoopAssWayne: skullkrusher: well, to be fair, our liberal dumbass cities are where we keep the things of value

I love to see you dumbasses get all butthurt and defensive about your terrorist-ridden sh*t-hole ridden cities. I hear south jersey is fantastic in the early spring.  Snookie must love it.

[imageshack.us image 310x310]

You shouldn't try so hard. You're gonna give yourself skin failure


The symptoms you describe lead me to believe that you are suffering from bonus eruptus, a rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the skin. The only way to stop it is through transdental electromicide. I'll need a golf cart motor and a thousand volt capacimator, stat!
 
2013-04-29 11:37:39 PM  

fusillade762: skullkrusher: WhoopAssWayne: skullkrusher: well, to be fair, our liberal dumbass cities are where we keep the things of value

I love to see you dumbasses get all butthurt and defensive about your terrorist-ridden sh*t-hole ridden cities. I hear south jersey is fantastic in the early spring.  Snookie must love it.

[imageshack.us image 310x310]

You shouldn't try so hard. You're gonna give yourself skin failure

The symptoms you describe lead me to believe that you are suffering from bonus eruptus, a rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the skin. The only way to stop it is through transdental electromicide. I'll need a golf cart motor and a thousand volt capacimator, stat!


ugh, don't GIS "skin failure" without including "simpsons" in there as well
 
2013-04-29 11:39:32 PM  
Meanwhile, in Syria, the main opposition freedom fighters pledge allegiance to Al Qaeda, and they win support from local people by giving out bread made from flour given by America.

Not to mention all the munitions out of the former Yugoslavia.

PRO TIP: if you don't want crazy religious fundamentalists running around the place, blowing up your shiat, then maybe you shouldn't fund these kind of groups.
 
2013-04-29 11:40:40 PM  

Ed Willy: ontariolightning: Hey Boston, get ready to get blown away by the Maple Leafs.

People in glass house shouldn't throw stones, and teams named "Leafs" should not talk about being blown away

[cache.boston.com image 539x311]


those Leaves will assemble into Phil Kessel
 
2013-04-29 11:42:23 PM  

skullkrusher: fusillade762: skullkrusher: WhoopAssWayne: skullkrusher: well, to be fair, our liberal dumbass cities are where we keep the things of value

I love to see you dumbasses get all butthurt and defensive about your terrorist-ridden sh*t-hole ridden cities. I hear south jersey is fantastic in the early spring.  Snookie must love it.

[imageshack.us image 310x310]

You shouldn't try so hard. You're gonna give yourself skin failure

The symptoms you describe lead me to believe that you are suffering from bonus eruptus, a rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the skin. The only way to stop it is through transdental electromicide. I'll need a golf cart motor and a thousand volt capacimator, stat!

ugh, don't GIS "skin failure" without including "simpsons" in there as well


Damn my curiosity...

Not as bad as the STD presentation I had to sit through in health class in college.
 
2013-04-29 11:44:11 PM  

Mrtraveler01: skullkrusher: fusillade762: skullkrusher: WhoopAssWayne: skullkrusher: well, to be fair, our liberal dumbass cities are where we keep the things of value

I love to see you dumbasses get all butthurt and defensive about your terrorist-ridden sh*t-hole ridden cities. I hear south jersey is fantastic in the early spring.  Snookie must love it.

[imageshack.us image 310x310]

You shouldn't try so hard. You're gonna give yourself skin failure

The symptoms you describe lead me to believe that you are suffering from bonus eruptus, a rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the skin. The only way to stop it is through transdental electromicide. I'll need a golf cart motor and a thousand volt capacimator, stat!

ugh, don't GIS "skin failure" without including "simpsons" in there as well

Damn my curiosity...

Not as bad as the STD presentation I had to sit through in health class in college.


I've been meaning to ask how those ass herps were treating you
 
2013-04-29 11:49:30 PM  
Terrorism isn't scary subby, you know what's scary? A government hoodwinking its scared population into two wars that have killed more people than the terrorist, and into unnecessary and invasive security theater that exists to this day.  You can't control the world, and eventually you're going to be dead like all the rest of us subby. Might as well not be scared at every loud noise or scared in general to do anything because terrorism happened or anything bad happened.
 
2013-04-29 11:52:37 PM  
Subby must be a cat...
 
2013-04-29 11:53:21 PM  

skullkrusher: Mrtraveler01: skullkrusher: fusillade762: skullkrusher: WhoopAssWayne: skullkrusher: well, to be fair, our liberal dumbass cities are where we keep the things of value

I love to see you dumbasses get all butthurt and defensive about your terrorist-ridden sh*t-hole ridden cities. I hear south jersey is fantastic in the early spring.  Snookie must love it.

[imageshack.us image 310x310]

You shouldn't try so hard. You're gonna give yourself skin failure

The symptoms you describe lead me to believe that you are suffering from bonus eruptus, a rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the skin. The only way to stop it is through transdental electromicide. I'll need a golf cart motor and a thousand volt capacimator, stat!

ugh, don't GIS "skin failure" without including "simpsons" in there as well

Damn my curiosity...

Not as bad as the STD presentation I had to sit through in health class in college.

I've been meaning to ask how those ass herps were treating you


Well it doesn't look like any of the ones in the presentation so that's encouraging.
 
2013-04-29 11:54:24 PM  

Mrtraveler01: skullkrusher: Mrtraveler01: skullkrusher: fusillade762: skullkrusher: WhoopAssWayne: skullkrusher: well, to be fair, our liberal dumbass cities are where we keep the things of value

I love to see you dumbasses get all butthurt and defensive about your terrorist-ridden sh*t-hole ridden cities. I hear south jersey is fantastic in the early spring.  Snookie must love it.

[imageshack.us image 310x310]

You shouldn't try so hard. You're gonna give yourself skin failure

The symptoms you describe lead me to believe that you are suffering from bonus eruptus, a rare disorder in which the skeleton tries to jump out of the skin. The only way to stop it is through transdental electromicide. I'll need a golf cart motor and a thousand volt capacimator, stat!

ugh, don't GIS "skin failure" without including "simpsons" in there as well

Damn my curiosity...

Not as bad as the STD presentation I had to sit through in health class in college.

I've been meaning to ask how those ass herps were treating you

Well it doesn't look like any of the ones in the presentation so that's encouraging.


that just reminded me of a great scene from This is 40. That's all I got
 
2013-04-29 11:59:55 PM  

TyrantII: Thanks for your concern subby, but as far as I can tell we've been back to BAU for almost a week.  (besides taking a moment here or there)

We've survived more than 250 New England winters.  We've survived the best army and navy attacking our home.  We also survived a 20 foot wave of Molasses.

This bombing will be a footnote in our long history, and after grieving for the wounded and murdered, we'll regulate it to such.


And for the folks who thought somehow the terrorists won because we spent a day hiding in fear, sheltering in place, that was just New England thrift.  We get out of the way, let the pros do their job, and get on with life.

A storm came through this past winter, and we closed the roads for a day.  I doubt anyone would, in seriousness, suggest New Englanders are terrorized by snow.  We just let the plows do their job, all the better without cars in the way.
 
2013-04-30 12:05:57 AM  
Once again, I demonstrate my talent for picking winners.
 
2013-04-30 12:06:58 AM  

jso2897: Once again, I demonstrate my talent for picking winners.


wiping them on your keyboard?
 
2013-04-30 12:11:36 AM  

skullkrusher: jso2897: Once again, I demonstrate my talent for picking winners.

wiping them on your keyboard?


I don't feel like taking a vacation right now, so I will say no more.
 
2013-04-30 12:13:31 AM  

jso2897: skullkrusher: jso2897: Once again, I demonstrate my talent for picking winners.

wiping them on your keyboard?

I don't feel like taking a vacation right now, so I will say no more.


I think I got ye
 
2013-04-30 12:15:36 AM  
Does anyone care that the best way they can stress test the thing that keeps the MuddyRiver out of the subway...is to hit it REALLY hard???

THIS is what happened the last time the Muddy River got loose.

www.bu.edu
 
2013-04-30 12:26:44 AM  

ybishop: That blowed up real wicked good!
[2.bp.blogspot.com image 572x363]

 
2013-04-30 12:27:06 AM  
Because we should shut down the city forever while huddling in a corner, pissing ourselves?

The best way to not let the terrorists win is to continue going about the important business of making the city work.
 
2013-04-30 12:37:55 AM  

Tommy Moo: Because we should shut down the city forever while huddling in a corner, pissing ourselves?

The best way to not let the terrorists win is to continue going about the important business of making the city work.


Yeah, I don't get it. We're Americans. We eat ay Chik-fil-a. We drive drunk, 90  mph on the freeway. We keep loaded guns in our homes and strap on parachutes and jump out of perfectly good airplanes for shiats and giggles.
And we're peeing ourselves about "terrorists"?
 
2013-04-30 01:16:51 AM  
How much advance notice will be needed for the 4th of July?
 
2013-04-30 02:04:11 AM  

Fark Me To Tears: FTFA: Keegan said the tests could not be postponed because the necessary equipment is already on its way from Florida to Boston and must be taken to a different project as soon as engineers finish the Muddy River tests.

That works for me. If people don't like it, then they need to go see a shrink. Just because some Jihadist asshats decide to set off some bombs doesn't mean that life as we know it is supposed to come to a halt. The tests need to be done. They have a schedule to follow. 'nuff said.


No shat, and where did the blowing some stuff up come from subby? They did this in Boise last year pretty innocuous , specially with the safety orange engineers milling about.
 
2013-04-30 04:57:32 AM  
Meanwhile, the Boston ABC station, in their infinite wisdom, decide not to air an episode of Castle that had a bomb plot in it.  That ABC had already pushed back a week.

The terrorists have truly won if a city can't get their weekly dose of Caskett tension over something as silly as a few explosions.
 
2013-04-30 05:06:53 AM  

Satanic_Hamster: They're not blowing anything up, subtard.  Read the article.

True story:
On 9/11, I set off 900 lb's of explosives 90' below a police station in Jersey City WITH an air shaft 100' up track that carried the sound and smell to them.

Jersey City PD was NOT happy about that.


Really? I would have thought they'd be pleased about you improving the smell of the place.
 
2013-04-30 05:57:38 AM  

eggrolls: Does anyone care that the best way they can stress test the thing that keeps the MuddyRiver out of the subway...is to hit it REALLY hard???

THIS is what happened the last time the Muddy River got loose.

[www.bu.edu image 450x302]


Well I love that dirty water
Oh, Boston you're my home
 
2013-04-30 06:17:05 AM  
Oh no! The snowflakes in boston are so traumatized we must stop everything! Everyone just hide in your basement and never leave the house again.
 
2013-04-30 07:43:52 AM  

TyrantII: Thanks for your concern subby, but as far as I can tell we've been back to BAU for almost a week.  (besides taking a moment here or there)

We've survived more than 250 New England winters.  We've survived the best army and navy attacking our home.  We also survived a 20 foot wave of Molasses.

This bombing will be a footnote in our long history, and after grieving for the wounded and murdered, we'll relegate it to such.


FTFY
 
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