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(Guardian)   Creative writing is done better with pen and paper than on a computer. You submitted this headline on 80-pound Rives BFK with a Montblanc Meisterstuck using Pelikan 4001 in Saffron   (guardian.co.uk) divider line 3
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2013-04-29 08:21:53 PM
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Patrick Bateman: New card. What do you think?
Craig McDermott: Whoa-ho. Very nice. Look at that.
Patrick Bateman: Picked them up from the printer's yesterday.
David Van Patten: Good coloring.
Patrick Bateman: That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail.
David Van Patten: It's very cool, Bateman, but that's nothing. Look at this.
Timothy Bryce: That is really nice.
David Van Patten: Eggshell with Romalian type. What do you think?
Patrick Bateman: Nice.
Timothy Bryce: Jesus. That is really super. How'd a nitwit like you get so tasteful?
Patrick Bateman: [Thinking] I can't believe that Bryce prefers Van Patten's card to mine.
Timothy Bryce: But wait. You ain't seen nothin' yet. Raised lettering, pale nimbus. White.
Patrick Bateman: Impressive. Very nice.
David Van Patten: Hmm.
Patrick Bateman: Let's see Paul Allen's card.
Patrick Bateman: [Thinking] Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a watermark.
Luis Carruthers: Is something wrong, Patrick? You're sweating.
2013-04-29 09:04:01 PM
1 votes:
this is why my headlines are never approved. I always write them down and mail them to Fark, Inc. head office.
2013-04-29 07:41:31 PM
1 votes:
Writing with a pen and paper is fine. The problem comes when you have to read what you wrote.
 
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