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(The Tennessean)   Bettie Page store to open, owners hope locals will whip on over   ( tennessean.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Bettie Page, Nashville, Gruhn Guitars, George Gruhn, email marketing, The Tennessean, commercial real estate, Miranda Lambert  
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2013-04-29 07:47:16 PM  
"...whip on over"

Really, subs? You couldn't think up "whip up some business" instead?
 
2013-04-29 08:00:13 PM  

But Wait There's More: "...whip on over"

Really, subs? You couldn't think up "whip up some business" instead?


And will the female sales staff wear leopard-skin swimwear?
 
2013-04-29 08:11:28 PM  

But Wait There's More: "...whip on over"

Really, subs? You couldn't think up "whip up some business" instead?


"owners hope locals will spank out to the shops" (really was a weird stretch when there are some obvious ones...)
 
2013-04-29 08:12:23 PM  
I just stopped by to say: "fap"
 
2013-04-29 08:28:02 PM  
Only if they're all Suicide Girls. . .

/nom nom nom
//had a friend in college who was (is?) a Suicide Girl. Could never get my eyes off her chest no matter how hard I tried (fortunately, we girls can not only get away with that, but also get away with saying "Sorry, hon, but your tits are distracting me today")
 
2013-04-29 08:41:11 PM  
Bettie Page > Marilyn Monroe.
 
2013-04-29 08:48:22 PM  
sound expensive.  you might have to have a whip-round in order to afford something
 
2013-04-29 09:06:20 PM  
I guess they're hoping to rope in some customers.
 
2013-04-29 09:59:48 PM  
It's funny how tame Betty seems these days.
 
2013-04-29 10:46:47 PM  
I'll try to make it if I'm not tied up.
 
2013-04-29 10:57:53 PM  

But Wait There's More: "...whip on over"

Really, subs? You couldn't think up "whip up some business" instead?


Who knows? Beats the shiat outta me.
 
2013-04-29 11:43:03 PM  
I've been to the Bettie Page boutique in Santa Barbara. They have some really cute fashions. Bettie-inspired, but not lewd, and very reasonably priced. They should do well in Nashville.
 
2013-04-30 12:04:23 AM  
I do hope they aren't tied up in litigation by a public whipped into a frenzy.
 
2013-04-30 12:24:26 AM  
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2013-04-30 01:20:40 AM  
Dammit, Fark . . . why isn't this page lousy with Bettie pix!

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/ don't make her get the crop
// or do
/// nttawwt
 
2013-04-30 02:34:32 AM  
I skipped straight to the guitar porn

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LOOK AT THIS shiat!!!!
 
2013-04-30 05:56:17 AM  

maxx2112: Dammit, Fark . . . why isn't this page lousy with Bettie pix!


It's not the Bettie page.
 
2013-04-30 06:07:52 AM  

maxx2112: Dammit, Fark . . . why isn't this page lousy with Bettie pix!

[static.comicvine.com image 832x624]


/ don't make her get the crop
// or do
/// nttawwt



Agreed, this thread has so much potential, but where are the pics?
 
2013-04-30 07:51:09 AM  

Silverstaff: maxx2112: Dammit, Fark . . . why isn't this page lousy with Bettie pix!

[static.comicvine.com image 832x624]


/ don't make her get the crop
// or do
/// nttawwt


Agreed, this thread has so much potential, but where are the pics?


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Here you go.  One Pict.
 
2013-04-30 08:16:58 AM  
That article and this thread are worthless without pics.
 
2013-04-30 11:55:19 AM  
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Miss Page frowns at the shortage of pics in this thread.
 
2013-04-30 12:20:46 PM  

dittybopper: Silverstaff: maxx2112: Dammit, Fark . . . why isn't this page lousy with Bettie pix!

[static.comicvine.com image 832x624]


/ don't make her get the crop
// or do
/// nttawwt


Agreed, this thread has so much potential, but where are the pics?

[edgeofthefringe.files.wordpress.com image 850x477]

Here you go.  One Pict.


pfft.  just another snake cult.  nothing to worry about.
 
2013-04-30 12:45:41 PM  

Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: It's funny how tame Betty seems these days.


Or that to some puckerbutts in the 50's, she was a bigger threat to America than the Kremlin.

I'm sure there are still some creepy farks who are so uptight that they still renounce her as the "gateway drug" to all of today's porn.

And I say "Yeah. So?"
 
2013-04-30 05:45:23 PM  

TV's Vinnie: Incontinent_dog_and_monkey_rodeo: It's funny how tame Betty seems these days.

Or that to some puckerbutts in the 50's, she was a bigger threat to America than the Kremlin.

I'm sure there are still some creepy farks who are so uptight that they still renounce her as the "gateway drug" to all of today's porn.

And I say "Yeah. So?"


And I say, "Good"
 
2013-04-30 06:29:02 PM  
not even in typical pinup poses she's still fantastic.

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2013-04-30 06:30:26 PM  
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/i gave her that pearl necklace
 
2013-04-30 06:43:14 PM  
Perfection.
 
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