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(CNN)   "Hi, we're your credit card company. We'd like to verify a few charges. Shell Station, $24.36." "Yep." "Ok, good. OK, this next one is the Robert F. Kennedy Center for Justice & Human Rights, for $605,000." "Um, what?"   (tech.fortune.cnn.com) divider line 16
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2013-04-29 04:15:47 PM
7 votes:
The $24.36 Shell charge seems strange too. Pumped just a half gallon?
2013-04-29 03:50:25 PM
5 votes:
What is the most surprising thing for me is why this was the surprise to the credit card company as yes it does seem to be quite the expensive thing at $605,000 but it was also the meeting with Timothy O'Cook and as is known by we everything that is the Apple product is overpriced and the thing upon which causes the sad face of the disappointment.

Now let me say this about the protection of the credit cards.  I have these under seventeen different names but only one of these is the actual card of me.  This is the reason for this and that is that if the individual did the stealing of the card for me to pay for the overpricing meeting with the overrated individual such as Timothy O'Cookingham of the United Kingdom branch of the Apple IIe Computer Company then it would be the 1 in 17 chance that the card they are actually using really was taken out in the name of one of the ten most wanted of the FBI.  Then when the individual is caught for this what will be said by me is PWNED ENJOY THE CELLMATE OF BUBBA JOHNSON OF YOU BIATCHO!

The moral of this is that you should not do the stealing of the credit card because until you use this it is the Throwdingers kitten and is simultaneously the card that will get you the product and the card that will get you the prison and you do not know which this is until you run this through the scanning software.  Will you take the chance with this?  I do not think you should do this of course!
2013-04-29 04:29:14 PM
4 votes:

Fano: Tom_Slick: I'm trying to figure out whose card was stolen, there can't be that many people with a limit high enough to process a $605,000 charge.

Batman.


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2013-04-29 04:18:06 PM
3 votes:
What I like to know is who has a credit card that anyone can even charge $605K on it?

Even Amex Black has a limit... maybe it's Tim Cook who 'anonymously' bidded to talk to himself to make him look important.. busted!
2013-04-29 04:17:42 PM
3 votes:
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2013-04-29 04:05:42 PM
3 votes:

meow said the dog: What is the most surprising thing for me is why this was the surprise to the credit card company as yes it does seem to be quite the expensive thing at $605,000 but it was also the meeting with Timothy O'Cook and as is known by we everything that is the Apple product is overpriced and the thing upon which causes the sad face of the disappointment.

Now let me say this about the protection of the credit cards.  I have these under seventeen different names but only one of these is the actual card of me.  This is the reason for this and that is that if the individual did the stealing of the card for me to pay for the overpricing meeting with the overrated individual such as Timothy O'Cookingham of the United Kingdom branch of the Apple IIe Computer Company then it would be the 1 in 17 chance that the card they are actually using really was taken out in the name of one of the ten most wanted of the FBI.  Then when the individual is caught for this what will be said by me is PWNED ENJOY THE CELLMATE OF BUBBA JOHNSON OF YOU BIATCHO!

The moral of this is that you should not do the stealing of the credit card because until you use this it is the Throwdingers kitten and is simultaneously the card that will get you the product and the card that will get you the prison and you do not know which this is until you run this through the scanning software.  Will you take the chance with this?  I do not think you should do this of course!


Do you also have a time cube you want to show me?
2013-04-29 05:02:59 PM
2 votes:
A true troll would've stolen Tim Cook's card to use for this.
2013-04-29 04:53:32 PM
2 votes:

sithon: Who the fark has a $600,000.00 limit on their CC ?


Must be a Platinum Yendorian Express card.
2013-04-29 04:53:05 PM
2 votes:
Having coffee with Tim Cook is like playing basketball with one Kobe Bryants illegitimate children.
2013-04-29 04:23:04 PM
2 votes:

Begoggle: This is one step away from the regular "typo on bill for extreme amount of money" articles.
Like when AT&T sends a bill for $650 million.


You went over your texting limit, it's all in the fine print.
2013-04-29 06:15:43 PM
1 votes:
For anybody interested, Credit Karma is an excellent app to keep track of your credit score and history.  It's also totally free.
2013-04-29 05:22:42 PM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: Katolu: Tom_Slick: I'm trying to figure out whose card was stolen, there can't be that many people with a limit high enough to process a $605,000 charge.

American Express Black card?

The requirements to have one of those are so exclusive if it was it had to be a person of note.


So in order to qualify, you not only need a Wikipedia entry, you need an edit war of your Wikipedia entry. Talk about exclusive!
2013-04-29 05:12:52 PM
1 votes:
Anytime  meow said the dogposts, I always read it in this character's voice.

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2013-04-29 04:52:45 PM
1 votes:
RFK?

Good Lord, what's next? A benefit luncheon for the devil?
2013-04-29 04:51:32 PM
1 votes:
$605,000?
Jesus, where are they going for coffee? Starbucks?
2013-04-29 04:24:04 PM
1 votes:

Tom_Slick: I'm trying to figure out whose card was stolen, there can't be that many people with a limit high enough to process a $605,000 charge.


Batman.
 
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