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(Daily Mail)   Prisoners Review Their Jails On Yelp: If the roaches and rats don't mess with you on Rikers Island, the Correctional Officers will ..... Oh and watch out for your cornhole, bud   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 72
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2013-04-29 03:20:07 PM
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2013-04-29 03:20:08 PM
I will, thanks
 
2013-04-29 03:20:34 PM
Lol im going to review all the ones i have been in
 
2013-04-29 03:22:55 PM
www.oldtownesportspub.com
 
2013-04-29 03:25:09 PM
sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net

24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-04-29 03:25:40 PM
Yelp is sort of like Facebook except that on Yelp all those people with nothing useful, relevant or even accurate to say can actually hurt businesses.
 
2013-04-29 03:26:50 PM

Mazzic518: Lol im going to review all the ones i have been in


vansunsportsblogs.com
 
2013-04-29 03:27:48 PM
 
2013-04-29 03:27:58 PM
**** would return again!
 
2013-04-29 03:30:02 PM
farking WAH!  don't like prison, don't commit a crime.
 
2013-04-29 03:30:08 PM
Brooks was here.
 
2013-04-29 03:30:58 PM

Mazzic518: Lol im going to review all the ones i have been in


*snerk*
 
2013-04-29 03:32:02 PM
Tuesday night they serve a wicked pepper steak.
 
2013-04-29 03:34:07 PM
ct.fra.bz
 
2013-04-29 03:34:21 PM
I requested a kosher meal and for Life plus 99 years, I got the regular meal. One Star. Would not commit Mass Murder again.
 
2013-04-29 03:35:50 PM

ArkPanda: Tuesday night they serve a wicked pepper steak.


Did you get me my Cheez Whiz, boy?

farm6.static.flickr.com
 
2013-04-29 03:36:42 PM

Mazzic518: Lol im going to review all the ones i have been in


Goatse???
 
2013-04-29 03:46:01 PM

ChipNASA: Mazzic518: Lol im going to review all the ones i have been in

Goatse???


rugbyjock ???
 
2013-04-29 03:46:52 PM
Wait, wait, wait. If there's a negative Yelp review, maybe people won't want to go to jail.

That would defeat the purpose.
 
2013-04-29 03:46:59 PM

Buttknuckle: Brooks was here.


so was Red...
 
2013-04-29 03:52:22 PM
All research and successful drug policy shows that treatment should be increased, And law enforcement decreased, While abolishing mandatory minimum sentences .
 
2013-04-29 03:52:42 PM

Gonz: Wait, wait, wait. If there's a negative Yelp review, maybe people won't want to go to jail.

That would defeat the purpose.


Right.  How else can I profit off my investment in Corrections Corporation of America?
 
2013-04-29 03:53:38 PM
Yelp is too late- the reviews for Abu Ghraib have already come in, and they're NOT pretty!
 
2013-04-29 03:55:44 PM
The warden gets his COs from Angie's List, so he's getting a kick out of these reviews.
 
2013-04-29 03:58:13 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
I had rather come to think of them as Hotels.
 
2013-04-29 04:01:00 PM
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2013-04-29 04:04:06 PM
I wonder what the reviews are like in Alberta, Canada where the guards went on a wildcat strike last week.
 
2013-04-29 04:05:29 PM
So Yelp will let prisoners write reviews, but any reviews I write gets filtered? Yelp is so useless.
 
2013-04-29 04:07:15 PM
More transparency is a good thing for an institution that touches 1%+ of the American population.

/Prison rape is no laughing matter btw
//Kind of sad that Farkers twist their panties about injustices in countries like Israel, Iraq, or Germany, but our own government's abuse of human-beings is laughed off as "watch out for the cornhole, bud".
///Big laugh everyone. The place where the government controls your entire environment is a rape fest, crawling with roaches and rats.  Lol. We not only tolerate, but get joy from RAPING HUMANS in PRISON. lol. sicckos
 
2013-04-29 04:10:20 PM
I am reminded of the private detective who had zero reviews on Yelp who this lifeless comedian tried to help get a review through unfortunate means  on a Comedy Central called :Nathan for you":
"I don't give a fark about Yelp" .... and that basically sums it up.
 
2013-04-29 04:13:30 PM

NostroZ: More transparency is a good thing for an institution that touches 1%+ of the American population.


Sometimes it touches them a lot, in ways they never expected.
 
2013-04-29 04:15:58 PM
Is this the thread where we celebrate inhumanity as a joke foisted on one out of every thirty two Americans or the thread where we post funny rape jokes?
 
2013-04-29 04:16:11 PM

ManateeGag: farking WAH!  don't like prison, don't commit a crime.


Okay, right.
Because you NEVER commit a crime?  Run a red light?  Jaywalk?  Depending on the cop, you can be in prison for the smallest of offenses. Here's a list of dumb New York laws you MIGHT have committed when visiting that state:
While riding in an elevator, one must talk to no one, and fold his hands while looking toward the door.
It is illegal for a woman to be on the street wearing "body hugging clothing".

etc.

And what you and other Farkers suggest is once you violate ANY of the laws put in place, a disgusting prison is your JUST deserve.

Has the concept of cruel and unusual punishment never entered your mind when you point and laugh at those people?  You could be 'one of those people' by the decision of a single police officer and/or judge.
 
2013-04-29 04:18:06 PM
"...and there isn't a drop of Vaseline in the entire facility. On my first night the guard gave me a pillow to bite and told me that I was on my own."
 
2013-04-29 04:20:10 PM
Laugh all you want...yea of undefiled assholes
/Farking from prison, JK
 
2013-04-29 04:21:21 PM

ManateeGag: farking WAH!  don't like prison, don't commit a crime.


And what if you end up in jail anyway?  Wouldn't you want the staff to behave professionally?
 
2013-04-29 04:24:39 PM

probesport: NostroZ: More transparency is a good thing for an institution that touches 1%+ of the American population.

Sometimes it touches them a lot, in ways they never expected.


Hilarious.  Keep farking that joke chicken instead of acknowledging that rape is a means of control.

You think Abu Grahib was an accident?  Keep laughing at rape.  Rape in prison. Rape in the military. Rape is a woman's problem and a weak man's problem... right?

Many human rights groups, such as the Human Rights Watch and Stop Prisoner Rape, have cited documented incidents showing that prison staff tolerate rape as a means of controlling the prison population in general.

In 2007, the US Supreme Court refused to hear the case of Khalid el-Masri, who had accused the CIA of torture, including 'forced anal penetration', due to state secrets privilege.


/We're the good guys, right?
//Funny stuff
 
2013-04-29 04:26:52 PM
OK, rape is a means of control so, watch out for your control hole bud.
 
2013-04-29 04:28:57 PM
Sing, sing a song...
 
2013-04-29 04:32:38 PM

Mazzic518: Lol im going to review all the ones i have been in


Will this take long?

/ Been in a couple myself.
 
2013-04-29 04:32:49 PM

Walker: Mazzic518: Lol im going to review all the ones i have been in

[simpson backing into hedge/vansunsportsblogs.com image 320x240]


presumes someone in jail in an age where vegetables warrant felony sentences is shameful

definition of sheltered
 
2013-04-29 04:34:55 PM

uncleacid: Sing, sing a song...


You b@stard!
 
2013-04-29 04:41:22 PM

probesport: OK, rape is a means of control so, watch out for your control hole bud.


And you as well...
www.pointsincase.com
Even Tosh thinks rape jokes are below his level of comedy.
What does that say about people who LAUGH at rape?
 
2013-04-29 04:48:28 PM

uncleacid: Sing, sing a song...


Lol... Karen! Stop haunting me
 
2013-04-29 04:50:09 PM

NostroZ: probesport: OK, rape is a means of control so, watch out for your control hole bud.

And you as well...
[www.pointsincase.com image 300x348]
Even Tosh thinks rape jokes are below his level of comedy.
What does that say about people who LAUGH at rape?



Um... have you ever seen Tosh perform? I think you probably haven't, or else I'm really badly misremembering some of the stuff I've seen on Tosh.0.
 
2013-04-29 04:56:54 PM
when you start reviewing the jails you've been to, you've been to too many.

Slow your roll.
 
2013-04-29 05:02:55 PM
1 Star.  Executions are too smokey.

www.calwatchdog.com
 
2013-04-29 05:11:26 PM

probesport: All research and successful drug policy shows that treatment should be increased, And law enforcement decreased, While abolishing mandatory minimum sentences .


That's unprofitable to the Corrections industry and the Law Enforcement field.

The goal of government is to maximize corporate profits (or so the GOP tells us anyway)

So, instead, let's go with longer sentences, more mandatory minimums, and making more things criminal offenses.  That should increase corporate profits to be more suitable, while having the side-effect of disenfranchising low-income voters (more likely to be criminals) who may be inclined to vote for non-GOP candidates.
 
2013-04-29 05:13:54 PM

BafflerMeal: Is this the thread where we celebrate inhumanity as a joke foisted on one out of every thirty two Americans or the thread where we post funny rape jokes?


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2013-04-29 05:14:25 PM

NostroZ: probesport: OK, rape is a means of control so, watch out for your control hole bud.

And you as well...
[www.pointsincase.com image 300x348]
Even Tosh thinks rape jokes are below his level of comedy.
What does that say about people who LAUGH at rape?


Daniel Tosh wouldn't know funny if it walked up and raped him.
 
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