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Will.i.am admits to plag.i.arism, snakes on a plaintiff, and George Jones finally quits drinking: a few of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 4/21 - 4/27 
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-04-29 1:48:26 PM (2 comments) | Permalink
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If you watch the headlines a lot, you'll notice that there's something about spring that puts people in a good mood. We tend to get really, really great headlines in April and May, and it looks like we're back into that swing now (two great headlines from earlier today already look like solid Headline of the Year candidates).

These were some of our favorites from last week. Bravo, submitters.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-04-21 to Sat 2013-04-27:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Sorority at Indiana University throws homeless-themed party. Area homeless community to retaliate with slutty biatch themed dumpster burning    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Police find 55lbs of pot inside Pac-Man game. No wonder he's got the munchies    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  First black bears spotted in Anchorage. White bears immediately fear decline in den value    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  A bomb has exploded outside the French embassy in the Libyan capital Tripoli. Two guards injured, linoleum blown apart    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  O_o + ┬⤸ ┤⤸ ┴⤸├ = O_O  

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Dhaka, when the walls fell    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  US attacks Royal Canadian Navy. Canoe said to be damaged but still afloat    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Stowaway in plane's undercarriage "wanted better life", parachute    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Snakes on a plaintiff    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Mom tells school to remove all potential nut threats to allergic son, which is silly since most schools don't even use slatted chairs    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Two New York area homes overrun with over 100 cats. Officials report garbage, urine, feces, and captions everywhere    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Sports:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Buffalo trading down to take the 4th best QB in the draft a round and a half too high was all part of the plan. A moronic, incomprehensible plan that is doomed to fail, but a plan nonetheless    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Man runs three marathons in succession, raises $33k to benefit victims of Boston bombers. Meanwhile, the remote is on the other couch so you've watched QVC all day    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Depends to sponsor NASCAR racer. Too bad Dick Trickle's not racing anymore    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Geek:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Astronomers say dying stars may still host habitable planets, as well as the Oscars    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  The Polaroid instant camera turned 41 yesterday. This headline would have developed earlier, but Subby forgot to shake it around and blow on it    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  E = Ice³    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Entertainment:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Will.i.am admits to plag.i.arism    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Gwyneth Paltrow named World's Most Beautiful Woman by angry gay men who write for People magazine    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  George Jones has finally quit drinking    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Politics:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Former Romney intern arrested for having binders full of women    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Bush to GOP: Don't worry guys, you'll be here in the future...probably even greeted as liberators too    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  The SEC is in a position to deal a major blow to Citizens United. And if there's anything the SEC is good at, it's knowing who to blow    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]


Business:

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  French bus drivers strike because uniform pants are too tight, demand additional relief for transporting large packages    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Halliburton sees Q1 loss of $18 million, mostly between the sofa cushions. It's a start    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]

[image from img.fark.net too old to be available]  Twinkies will return, unions won't. Ho Ho you bunch of Ding Dongs    [image from img.fark.net too old to be available]
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2013-04-29 02:08:22 PM  
What two headlines from earlier today?
 
2013-04-29 02:34:38 PM  

somedude210: What two headlines from earlier today?


Top of the voting queue:  http://total.fark.com/linkvote/
 
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