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(Boston.com)   I guess Boston is now half his f*cking city   (boston.com ) divider line
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4101 clicks; posted to Sports » on 29 Apr 2013 at 1:36 PM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-04-29 01:41:21 PM  
His problem is admitting that Boston is his farking city. Married guys don't have sex. Dead giveaway
 
2013-04-29 01:45:37 PM  
NBA player coming out...divorces...Tebow... can we get some news on the actual sport already?
 
2013-04-29 01:45:53 PM  
Hopefully he gets to keep the good parts and she gets Mattapan and Roxbury out of the deal.

\Would totally be awkward if she got Fenway in the deal, though
 
2013-04-29 01:53:42 PM  
Given that he is Dominican he will now need someone else to take care of his plantain needs. Also I guess he will now be called Single Papi.
 
2013-04-29 02:05:35 PM  
I guess the wife got jealous that David farks the whole city on the side
 
2013-04-29 02:15:23 PM  

Dinobot: I guess the wife got jealous that David farks the whole city on the side


No, it was Bobby Valentine who farked the whole city.
 
2013-04-29 02:21:26 PM  
She's moving on with half of his money.
 
2013-04-29 02:28:38 PM  

litespeed74: NBA player coming out...divorces...Tebow...


I initially read this as a single complete sentence.  "An NBA player came out and divorced Tebow?  Wow, that's news!"
 
2013-04-29 02:43:20 PM  
just tell her she can have all of the city, but he gets to keep all the money and possessions, maybe she won't realize until too late
 
2013-04-29 03:17:41 PM  

lilbjorn: Dinobot: I guess the wife got jealous that David farks the whole city on the side

No, it was Bobby Valentine who farked the whole city.


No, Bobby Valentine invented farking the whole city.

/ask him, he'll tell ya
 
2013-04-29 04:54:41 PM  
I think she's from Green Bay, so out of sight, out of mind.  Unless Big Papi's a Packers fan.
 
2013-04-30 02:20:29 AM  

Dinobot: I guess the wife got jealous that David farks the whole city on the side


After 2004, I'm pretty sure he got a lifetime guarantee that he can get laid in Boston whenever he wants.
 
2013-04-30 01:26:16 PM  
I don't think she has been married before, so she may not fall under the 10 and 5 rule allowing her veto power when David wants to trade her for a younger prospect. With 3 kids, she's spent a significant time on the DL. Although she's come back strong each time, there could be some underlying dissension in the clubhouse forcing this roster move. No doubt she'll be a decent pickup for a smaller market club, but her dwindling power numbers may prevent her from seeing everyday action. Don't count her out as a quality utility player in a platoon situation.
 
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