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(The New Age (South Africa))   Cops raiding fake doctor's penis enlargement practice find illegal pamphlets, eight wooden penises and a bloody goat's head   (thenewage.co.za) divider line 41
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2013-04-29 12:13:02 PM  
Cop 1: What's that in the bowl?
Cop 2: It's a goat, see!
 
2013-04-29 12:15:40 PM  
I was going to say "Illegal pamphlets?", then I noticed it wasn't in the US.
 
2013-04-29 12:26:31 PM  

2xhelix: Cop 1: What's that in the bowl?
Cop 2: It's a goat, see!



+1
 
2013-04-29 12:38:47 PM  
blog.ukmedix.com
 
2013-04-29 01:20:05 PM  
Dildos in the 1700s must have been painful... all those splinters.
 
2013-04-29 01:37:34 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dildos in the 1700s must have been painful... all those splinters.


They could just use a modified a toilet roll holder.
 
2013-04-29 01:39:28 PM  
Imagine if they really could enlarge a penis... wouldn't that be a bad idea?  Let's say the guy has a 3 inch penis when fully erect.  They enlarge so it is now 6 inches.  But doesn't that just make everything bigger in order to gain those inches?  Wouldn't the girth be so freaking huge that you'd have to fark a elephant?  Also, would your uretha be so big it's basically the size of a vagina so that a guy could stick his penis into it turning you in't basically a hermothadite?

Now, Penis lengthening, if you make it so long would your plumbing even work anymore?  what happens when you go flacid, does it droop like a sock or hand down more like an accordion?
 
2013-04-29 01:39:40 PM  
Popular myth - debunked?
 
2013-04-29 01:39:59 PM  
Its hard to find a good wooden penis these days!
 
2013-04-29 01:46:36 PM  
As a married man with more than a little experience I can assure you that size doesn't matter.  Your hand will conform to whatever size you are
 
2013-04-29 01:47:30 PM  

SpdrJay: Its hard good to find a good hard wooden penis these days!


Hee hee.
 
2013-04-29 01:48:03 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Dildos in the 1700s must have been painful... all those splinters.


Wrong. Back in those days, America used to really make things. Handcrafted. Sanded and polished by hand. Strong. Durable. Made in USA. Hard. So very very hard.

Nowadays you go into Walmart for a dildo and it's all wobbly plastic crap from China.
 
2013-04-29 01:48:25 PM  
Came here hoping to see a penis...
 
2013-04-29 01:48:54 PM  
It's important to remember that in a large part of Africa, the man could well have been tried, convicted and sentenced for witchcraft, without a shadow of a hint of irony or humour. He's lucky he was in a relatively advanced part of the continent, South Africa.
 
2013-04-29 01:50:27 PM  
Goat's head, hey?

Interesting...
 
2013-04-29 01:52:11 PM  

Cheron: As a married man with more than a little experience I can assure you that size doesn't matter.  Your hand will conform to whatever size you are


Do, however, avoid the application of Icy Hot to relieve those pesky stiff fingers.
 
2013-04-29 01:55:55 PM  
I guess goat head is better than no head.
 
2013-04-29 01:57:38 PM  
P.A.G.A.N.
 
2013-04-29 02:00:00 PM  
I thought this was about stuff found on Tom Cruise's boat.
 
2013-04-29 02:00:22 PM  

fappomatic: Cheron: As a married man with more than a little experience I can assure you that size doesn't matter.  Your hand will conform to whatever size you are

Do, however, avoid the application of Icy Hot to relieve those pesky stiff fingers.


Except when I've been bad and need to be corrected
 
2013-04-29 02:11:39 PM  
OK, I get it. But why the dustbins? And why did the good doctor have 47 of them? Is there something I missed about having a dustbin to enlarge my schlong?
 
2013-04-29 02:18:27 PM  
encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com
 
2013-04-29 02:22:28 PM  
i.imgur.com
May Day
soon.
 
2013-04-29 02:23:47 PM  
As soon as I saw the headline, my first though was which part of Africa did this happen.  Only slightly surprised to see South Africa instead of Zimbabwe.

/Currently living in South Africa.
//Yes some people here are that crazy.
///Ok, most.
 
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2013-04-29 02:24:46 PM  
never accept wooden nickels penisis
 
2013-04-29 02:27:54 PM  

99.998er: OK, I get it. But why the dustbins? And why did the good doctor have 47 of them? Is there something I missed about having a dustbin to enlarge my schlong?


No one knows what it's like to be a dustbin... in Shaftesbury... with wooden penises.
 
2013-04-29 02:41:28 PM  
That's not my bag, baby!
 
2013-04-29 02:42:45 PM  
which "head" was it? and ... if it was bloody, who'd they use it on?

bloody goat's head.

/next band name
 
2013-04-29 02:43:59 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: 99.998er: OK, I get it. But why the dustbins? And why did the good doctor have 47 of them? Is there something I missed about having a dustbin to enlarge my schlong?

No one knows what it's like to be a dustbin... in Shaftesbury... with wooden penises.


That is a lot of wood shaving to require 47 dustbins. So indeed, they must have been abnormally large penises.
 
2013-04-29 02:44:51 PM  

99.998er: OK, I get it. But why the dustbins? And why did the good doctor have 47 of them? Is there something I missed about having a dustbin to enlarge my schlong?


Tangential topic.

They busted the doc because they found his illegally-placed advertising posters on the side of dustbins (probably Dumpster-sized things).
 
2013-04-29 02:48:59 PM  
That's odd.

The goat is not one of the animals sacred to Hermes, the God of children, fertility, merchants, thieves, gardens, travelers, roadside and garden penis sculptures, and astrology.

They should have been sacrificing cocks, rams, bulls, or serpents to Mercury/Hermes/Nebo, not goats.

I'd seriously doubt the value of a fake penis enlargement done by anybody so ignorant.
 
2013-04-29 02:53:18 PM  

FrancoFile: 99.998er: OK, I get it. But why the dustbins? And why did the good doctor have 47 of them? Is there something I missed about having a dustbin to enlarge my schlong?

Tangential topic.

They busted the doc because they found his illegally-placed advertising posters on the side of dustbins (probably Dumpster-sized things).


I suppose the same thing applies to "advertisers of hair salons." Kind of amused at the "arrests for pedestrians who were sources of danger, car washers" part, though.
 
2013-04-29 03:02:08 PM  
This guy has to be satanic with the goat's head. Gave me good laughs, though.
 
2013-04-29 03:02:37 PM  
Good ole' Doc Johnson.
 
2013-04-29 03:10:23 PM  
Right now:
1 US Dollar = 8.982305 South African Rand
 
2013-04-29 03:30:27 PM  
xf7.xanga.com
 
2013-04-29 04:37:59 PM  
am I the only one who started reading the headline as:  cops riding fake Doctor's penis...
and then got confused and couldn't make the words fit what I thought I was reading...
 
2013-04-29 05:11:12 PM  

BumpInTheNight: FirstNationalBastard: Dildos in the 1700s must have been painful... all those splinters.

They could just use a modified a toilet roll holder.


The use of toilet paper was first recorded in 6th century China. The toilet paper we know today was first introduced in the US in the 19th century with a patent for roll based papers being applied for in 1883.

Link

/just sayin'
 
2013-04-29 06:15:46 PM  
Is it spelled "enlargement" or "enarglement"?  Because like a gazillion spam emails say the latter.
 
2013-04-29 07:55:14 PM  

brantgoose: That's odd.

The goat is not one of the animals sacred to Hermes, the God of children, fertility, merchants, thieves, gardens, travelers, roadside and garden penis sculptures, and astrology.

They should have been sacrificing cocks, rams, bulls, or serpents to Mercury/Hermes/Nebo, not goats.

I'd seriously doubt the value of a fake penis enlargement done by anybody so ignorant.


No, they're fine-you have to convert to the goat standard once you cross the Equator, especially once you stray from the Nile.
 
2013-04-29 10:52:36 PM  
fraudulent certificates which expired two years ago

If they are fraudulent who cares when they expired?
 
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