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(Lancaster Online)   Man ordered by his township to install a septic tank believed to be about $20,000 but he is happy with his outhouse. "The outhouse ain't bothering anybody and I'm not going to spend that much money to put something in I don't really need"   (lancasteronline.com) divider line 13
    More: Stupid, septic systems, Wilson Huyett, state Department of Environmental Protection, Aaron Kauffroth  
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2013-04-29 01:03:48 PM  
9 votes:

Farce-Side: Also, why in the hell does he need THREE tanks?


One for each seashell!
2013-04-29 01:45:14 PM  
6 votes:
You've gotta fight. For your right. To potty.
2013-04-29 01:18:49 PM  
5 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: $20k seems a bit steep for a shiat hole.


This one cost $1.5 billion.

www.jaunted.com
2013-04-29 12:08:18 PM  
5 votes:
"I said, 'When you're out in the woods, where do you go to the bathroom?' " Huyett recalled. "He couldn't answer me."

Well that's pretty obvious, isn't it?  First you find a bear, and then you watch where he shiats.
2013-04-29 01:13:57 PM  
4 votes:

markie_farkie: Marcus Aurelius: "I said, 'When you're out in the woods, where do you go to the bathroom?' " Huyett recalled. "He couldn't answer me."

Well that's pretty obvious, isn't it?  First you find a bear, and then you watch where he shiats.

NO NO NO NO NO..

You follow the Pope....


Personally I've found that encountering a bear in the woods tends to resolve the need in the first place.
2013-04-29 01:25:32 PM  
2 votes:

Dadoody: What's wrong with the outhouse?

As long as the ventilation is proper and its not polluting any ground water, seems fine.

As far as the environment go, the feces from a lone 77-year old man will probably be an improvement to the environment vs all the other fertilizers and fracking that they do in other communities.


Fancy us a bit of a septuagenarian feces connoisseur, do we?
2013-04-29 01:48:12 PM  
1 votes:
Huyett said he was a 22-year-old stone mason's assistant,"carrying heavy stuff up a ladder," when Aaron Kauffroth, a bachelor farmer on lonesome Kauffroth Road in Salisbury Township, asked him in 1958 to be his farm hand. He accepted.

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2013-04-29 01:39:40 PM  
1 votes:
He should look into having the property declared a historic site. They often have different rules about what qualifies as being up to code.
2013-04-29 01:33:08 PM  
1 votes:
Does Bob Mohn make money from this forced policy? I bet he does. Let's help Bob Mohn find a mob of farmers that don't agree.
2013-04-29 01:32:10 PM  
1 votes:

nekom: What I don't get, all of this mandatory stuff these day

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It's for the good of society.
2013-04-29 01:20:41 PM  
1 votes:

Pocket Ninja: Unless it can be definitely proven that this outhouse is in some fashion causing harm to his neighbors or the larger community, which seems unlikely, this is probably one of those situations where some sort of specific, individual grandfather exemption from the rules is appropriate. Not that I'd expect anything appropriate to happen as a result of this, of course.


Bizzaro-world: Where Pocket Ninja posts something perfectly reasonable, logical, and true.
2013-04-29 01:17:26 PM  
1 votes:
"The outhouse 'ain't bothering anybody,' said Huyett, a burly bachelor..."

ya don't say...
2013-04-29 12:13:12 PM  
1 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: "I said, 'When you're out in the woods, where do you go to the bathroom?' " Huyett recalled. "He couldn't answer me."

Well that's pretty obvious, isn't it?  First you find a bear, and then you watch where he shiats.


NO NO NO NO NO..

You follow the Pope....
 
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