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(Huffington Post)   Maybe the Boston Bombers were just douchebags   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 119
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2013-04-29 11:14:23 AM
is there any doubt?
 
2013-04-29 11:18:23 AM

bongmiester: is there any doubt?


None whatsoever.
 
2013-04-29 11:26:15 AM
The more of this blog entry I read, the less interested I am in what it has to say.
 
2013-04-29 11:41:48 AM
No.  They were working for 0bummer!  Glenn Beck has proof and he's going to tell us all about it!
 
2013-04-29 12:01:51 PM
Maybe?
 
2013-04-29 12:03:01 PM

jaylectricity: The more of this blog entry I read, the less interested I am in what it has to say.


This line is pretty accurate and amusing to me: We all wish we could predict what every idiot is going to do, but if we're going to start profiling every douchebag in America, good luck.
 
2013-04-29 12:05:22 PM
Takes one to know one.....
 
2013-04-29 12:06:09 PM
i18.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-29 12:06:19 PM
Douchebag is a foundational condition. The pyramid needs a good base for more specific assholery ending in "dead/incarcerated self pitying religio-politico masturbatory death fetishist whose mommy loves him".
 
2013-04-29 12:06:19 PM
The GOPs solution for stopping a terrorist attack at next years Boston Marathon:

o.onionstatic.com
 
2013-04-29 12:07:28 PM
FTA: "I gotta be honest, I'm kind of over the Boston Bombers. Don't get me wrong, I was definitely totally obsessed with them last week, when they were all the rage, but now it turns out they're just kind of lame."

Fine example of what a douchebag might sound like.
 
2013-04-29 12:07:36 PM
Well they may have been, until we discovered that they were Muslim. That's what makes them terrorists, silly. Some were reluctant to classify the bombings as a terrorist act, then the photos came out of a couple of white dudes and that reluctance grew. Then eye brows were raised as everyone tried to pronounce their names. By the time the photos surfaced of the elder brother's wife in Muslim garb surfaced, the debate was over. Terrorism.
 
2013-04-29 12:09:18 PM
Americans: People who eat at Chik-fil-a, drive drunk, and keep loaded guns in their homes - and piss in their pants about the "danger" of "terrorism".
 
2013-04-29 12:11:12 PM
Maybe? Anyone that would kill an 8 year old indiscriminately is a douchebad, subby.
 
2013-04-29 12:12:21 PM
That word.
i184.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-29 12:12:47 PM
I don't remember seeing any pictures of them with popped collars.
 
2013-04-29 12:13:12 PM

Lord_Baull: Maybe? Anyone that would kill an 8 year old indiscriminately is a douchebad, subby.


Even if the theoretical 8 year old was "on the spectrum"?
 
2013-04-29 12:14:28 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: Lord_Baull: Maybe? Anyone that would kill an 8 year old indiscriminately is a douchebad, subby.

Even if the theoretical 8 year old was "on the spectrum"?


Especially.
 
2013-04-29 12:14:30 PM

Lord_Baull: Maybe? Anyone that would kill an 8 year old indiscriminately is a douchebad, subby.


Real men do it from 20,000 feet.
 
2013-04-29 12:15:32 PM
They're almost as dumb as the first ricin suspect.

"My babies, they is too stupid to do this by himselfs" - Bomber Mom.
 
2013-04-29 12:15:52 PM
Fun Fact:  Take any story about terrorism and replace the word "terrorist" with "douchebag" and the meaning of the story barely changes.
 
2013-04-29 12:16:43 PM
Even worse, they were romantic douchebags. There is nothing worse than a Douche with an Ideal.
 
2013-04-29 12:17:13 PM

Squawky: I don't remember seeing any pictures of them with popped collars.


Eh, there were pictures of him wearing a backwards hat, which is just as good.
 
2013-04-29 12:18:00 PM
What, the Obvious tag die in the bombings subby?
 
2013-04-29 12:18:33 PM
Being a "Jihadi" and a "Douchebag" is not mutually-exclusive. In fact, most would likely think they are complimentary...
 
gfs
2013-04-29 12:18:53 PM

FarkedOver: The GOPs solution for stopping a terrorist attack at next years Boston Marathon:

[o.onionstatic.com image 850x595]


Why is the guy aiming at ~10-11 o'clock and not 2 o'clock?

/Comic fail
 
2013-04-29 12:19:21 PM

DisregardTheFollowing: Well they may have been, until we discovered that they were Muslim. That's what makes them terrorists, silly. Some were reluctant to classify the bombings as a terrorist act, then the photos came out of a couple of white dudes and that reluctance grew. Then eye brows were raised as everyone tried to pronounce their names. By the time the photos surfaced of the elder brother's wife in Muslim garb surfaced, the debate was over. Terrorism.


It was terrorism the second it happened. The fact that were Muslims just means that they decided to live the negative sterotype.
 
2013-04-29 12:19:38 PM
The way this guy wrote TFA was more than a little annoying, but I think he has a point. It's time to stop obsessing over these guys. Nothing to see here folks.

If you are still having trouble coping with the tragedy of the bombing, try finding hope in the amazing job Boston doctors are doing helping the injured. Or attend a fundraiser to help the victims, or go donate blood, or something. But focusing any more on the bombers themselves is kind of pointless, because they're just a couple of douchebags.
 
2013-04-29 12:19:47 PM

Squawky: I don't remember seeing any pictures of them with popped collars.


Evolution of pooped collars...............

500motivators.com

www.thetokyoblonde.net

i3.squidoocdn.com
 
2013-04-29 12:19:47 PM

jso2897: Americans: People who eat at Chik-fil-a, drive drunk, and keep loaded guns in their homes - and piss in their pants about the "danger" of "terrorism".


Because that is what you saw the people of Boston do....right? They became totally self involved whiny biatches? Not really. Eat a big ol' bag of dicks.
/feeding the trolls since DOS
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-29 12:21:13 PM
encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com


1..2..3... what were they fighting for?
Don't worry I don't give a damn...
 
2013-04-29 12:21:46 PM
hell, even their uncle called them losers.  That's about as good of an explanation for what they did as anything.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-29 12:22:56 PM

slayer199: hell, even their uncle called them losers.  That's about as good of an explanation for what they did as anything.


Their uncle is the only semi-sane person in the whole family.

I say semi-sane because he seemed on the unstable side in his further interviews, too, though he wasn't anywhere near the batshiat crazy his mother shows.
 
2013-04-29 12:23:09 PM
 Muslimdouchebags do seem to be a problem.


The Boston Bombers Were Muslim douchebags : So?

The Cole Bombers Were Muslim douchebags: So?

The Embassy Bombers Were Muslimdouchebags: So?

The First World Trade Center Bombers Were Muslimdouchebags:  So?

"The September 11 Bombers Were Muslim douchebag : So?"

The Madrid Bombers Were Muslim douchebags: So?

The London Bombers Were Muslim douchebags: So?

The Shoebomber Was Muslim douchebags: So?

The Underwear Bomber Was Muslim douchebags: So?

The Fort Hood Shooter Was Muslim douchebags: So?

The Beslan Child-Murderers Were Muslim douchebags: So?

The Times Square Bomber Was Muslim douchebags: So?"
 
2013-04-29 12:25:55 PM

slayer199: hell, even their uncle called them losers.  That's about as good of an explanation for what they did as anything.


Yeah, still the best explanation of their actions. Couple of losers who read a magazine, built a bomb and had absolutely no idea what to do next. There was no point to their actions at all.
 
2013-04-29 12:28:06 PM

d23: slayer199: hell, even their uncle called them losers.  That's about as good of an explanation for what they did as anything.

Their uncle is the only semi-sane person in the whole family.

I say semi-sane because he seemed on the unstable side in his further interviews, too, though he wasn't anywhere near the batshiat crazy his mother shows.


It's a Russian thing
 
2013-04-29 12:28:17 PM
Douchebags fark up your lunch. Douchebags fark up your weekend. Douchebags do not fark up your LIFE. Douchebags do not KILL and MAIM people.
 
2013-04-29 12:29:55 PM

trotsky: Yeah, still the best explanation of their actions. Couple of losers who read a magazine, built a bomb and had absolutely no idea what to do next. There was no point to their actions at all.


The Muslim school of terrorism does not teach contingency plans, it assumes you will become a suicide bomber.
 
2013-04-29 12:32:12 PM

slayer199: hell, even their uncle called them losers.  That's about as good of an explanation for what they did as anything.


Came to mention the uncle nailing it. Only question is if which parent he's the brother of.
 
d23 [TotalFark]
2013-04-29 12:32:45 PM
Did they do the Islamic equivalent of "Hey Bubba, watch THIS!" ??
 
2013-04-29 12:34:29 PM
Have to say, was not very impressed with the article
 
2013-04-29 12:34:37 PM
Why was that classified as comedy? Fox is comedy. This was much deeper than most analysis.
 
2013-04-29 12:36:27 PM
I bet they wear Ed Hardy shirts, too.
 
2013-04-29 12:36:54 PM

d23: Their uncle is the only semi-sane person in the whole family.

I say semi-sane because he seemed on the unstable side in his further interviews, too, though he wasn't anywhere near the batshiat crazy his mother shows.


Mom and Dad are pretty nuts...hmmm.  I wonder if there's a connection?
 
2013-04-29 12:37:48 PM

Squawky: I don't remember seeing any pictures of them with popped collars.


uploads.static.vosizneias.com

Close enough
 
2013-04-29 12:42:13 PM
I thought I was looking at my mother's douchebag, but that's in Ohio
i763.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-29 12:42:24 PM

moothemagiccow: Douchebags fark up your lunch. Douchebags fark up your weekend. Douchebags do not fark up your LIFE. Douchebags do not KILL and MAIM people.


Douchebags go out drinking and driving and kill people quite regularly where I live.
 
2013-04-29 12:42:55 PM

Jim.Casy: The way this guy wrote TFA was more than a little annoying, but I think he has a point. It's time to stop obsessing over these guys. Nothing to see here folks.

If you are still having trouble coping with the tragedy of the bombing, try finding hope in the amazing job Boston doctors are doing helping the injured. Or attend a fundraiser to help the victims, or go donate blood, or something. But focusing any more on the bombers themselves is kind of pointless, because they're just a couple of douchebags.


Yeah I think that was the point of the article. What they did was obviously deplorable, but really they were nothing more than two assholes that did a terrible thing. No need to figure out their grand plan, or put them onto a pedestal as criminal masterminds. I don't need to hear his opinions on America or religion, he's an idiot. Lock him up in jail and then forget about him.
 
2013-04-29 12:44:36 PM

jso2897: Americans: People who eat at Chik-fil-a, drive drunk, and keep loaded guns in their homes - and piss in their pants about the "danger" of "terrorism".


But.....I like Chik-Fil-A.
 
2013-04-29 12:44:53 PM
I love how the media this week is all "ooooohhh the brothers MUST have had help and training, because NOBODY could figure out how to make a pressure-cooker bomb by themselves [with just the help of the internet]."
 
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