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(BBC)   Man with amazing predictive powers somehow foretells that ziplining above a ravine held only by his ponytail would be his last stunt   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 19
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2013-04-29 11:30:01 AM  
4 votes:
Hair today, gone tomorrow...
2013-04-29 12:11:58 PM  
3 votes:
My favorite part of the article was where he didn't die from the way I thought he did. Well done, M. Night of the Intnernet!
2013-04-29 12:11:53 PM  
3 votes:
Sailendra Nath Roy, 48, was performing the feat on the Teesta river...

Looks like he was...Teesta culled.

YEEEEAHHHHHHH!

did i do it right?
2013-04-29 12:19:11 PM  
2 votes:
FTA

Witnesses said that Mr Roy appeared to make no progress after covering about 300ft (90m).

"He was desperately trying to move forward. He was trying to scream out some instruction. But no one could follow what he was saying. After struggling for 30 minutes he became still," said Balai Sutradhar, a photographer, who was covering the stunt.


"Elm beef!?" "Lend me towel?!"

"He's clearly not making any sense, so in the absence of being able to discern his exact words, let's just stand here for half an hour and see what he does next"
2013-04-29 03:16:03 PM  
1 votes:

orbister: www.chilternconnections.co.uk


+2
2013-04-29 02:45:18 PM  
1 votes:

Lando Lincoln: Nothing is ironic. Nothing.


www.chilternconnections.co.uk
2013-04-29 01:22:11 PM  
1 votes:

holdeestrufs: Oldiron_79:
Actually dying while zip lining but not from falling would be Ironic

BEHOLD!

The only person EVER, IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET AND CONTEMPORARY ENGLISH to grasp what TRUE irony is.

/incongruous - look it up people.
//10,000 spoons and no knife leads to facepalms


Nothing is ironic. Nothing.
2013-04-29 01:04:01 PM  
1 votes:
Oldiron_79:
Actually dying while zip lining but not from falling would be Ironic

BEHOLD!

The only person EVER, IN THE ENTIRE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET AND CONTEMPORARY ENGLISH to grasp what TRUE irony is.

/incongruous - look it up people.
//10,000 spoons and no knife leads to facepalms
2013-04-29 12:47:48 PM  
1 votes:

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Oldiron_79: scottydoesntknow: FlashHarry: wait - he died of a heart attack?

Yea, the 'obvious' tag made it sound like he died the obvious way, by gravity (or accidental scalping). This is more of a 'weird' or 'strange' tag.

Actually dying while zip lining but not from falling would be Ironic

No, zip lining away from a burning building but losing moment half way down, then going hand to hand back to your start point but slipping, landing on a trampoline, flying in the air, bumping your head on a passing passenger plane, landing on the roof of a "Buffalo Wild Wings", falling off the building, rolling into an open manhole cover, being attacked by a sewer gator, killing it, making boots from its hide, crawling out of the sewer and straight into the doors of a prestigious university, earning a law degree, getting married, raising a family,and dying at the age of 94 by chocking on an expired tube of Gogurt would be ironic.


My father went the same way.
2013-04-29 12:42:19 PM  
1 votes:
From zipline to zipbag.
2013-04-29 12:33:29 PM  
1 votes:
allthingsd.com
2013-04-29 12:32:32 PM  
1 votes:
Talk about a bad hair day.
2013-04-29 12:28:25 PM  
1 votes:

Devolving_Spud: Sailendra Nath Roy, 48, was performing the feat on the Teesta river...

Looks like he was...Teesta culled.

YEEEEAHHHHHHH!

did i do it right?


NOPE! CHUCK TEESTA!
2013-04-29 12:22:57 PM  
1 votes:
Clearly a stunt like this is Just for Men.
2013-04-29 12:22:56 PM  
1 votes:

Oldiron_79: scottydoesntknow: FlashHarry: wait - he died of a heart attack?

Yea, the 'obvious' tag made it sound like he died the obvious way, by gravity (or accidental scalping). This is more of a 'weird' or 'strange' tag.

Actually dying while zip lining but not from falling would be Ironic


No, zip lining away from a burning building but losing moment half way down, then going hand to hand back to your start point but slipping, landing on a trampoline, flying in the air, bumping your head on a passing passenger plane, landing on the roof of a "Buffalo Wild Wings", falling off the building, rolling into an open manhole cover, being attacked by a sewer gator, killing it, making boots from its hide, crawling out of the sewer and straight into the doors of a prestigious university, earning a law degree, getting married, raising a family,and dying at the age of 94 by chocking on an expired tube of Gogurt would be ironic.
2013-04-29 12:14:46 PM  
1 votes:
If only he could descend to the ground using his scrotum as a parachute.
2013-04-29 12:11:19 PM  
1 votes:
Damn you all. I submitted this with another headline just a bit ago.

Missed it by a hair.
2013-04-29 12:11:09 PM  
1 votes:

imtheonlylp: no video of it actually happening? :(


He didn't fall you sick bastard.
2013-04-29 12:05:04 PM  
1 votes:
"hey y'all, hold muh beer and watch 'iss"
 
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