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(TMZ)   Farrah Abraham sells her sex tape for an undisclosed number in the "high six figures"   (tmz.com) divider line 48
    More: Followup, Teen Mom, James Deen, sex tape  
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2013-04-29 12:37:02 PM
11 votes:

ToddMU03: Wife watched this show. She always seemed like an entitled snot to me.


You shouldn't talk about your wife like that.
2013-04-29 11:19:47 AM
6 votes:
If you fark a porn star, with a cameraman filming it, it's not a "sex tape". It's a "porno". That's your job now.
2013-04-29 01:30:53 PM
5 votes:

"Hey, Farrah, how did it feel when James Deen stuck it in your pooper?"

thetrendguys.com
2013-04-29 12:26:43 PM
4 votes:

NoGods: Who?


I think she's the mom of the Boston marathon bombers.
2013-04-29 01:09:09 PM
3 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


She looks like a tranny Paul Stanley.
2013-04-29 12:44:47 PM
3 votes:
FTFA: Last time we saw Farrah she was marching into the Vivid offices with her father and daughter in tow to talk dollars and cents with porn king Steve Hirsch

Every father's proudest moment: negotiating the cost of his daughter's sex tape.  "She blew James Deen, Steve, then took all of him up her @ss. That's gotta be worth six figures."
2013-04-29 12:38:21 PM
3 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


It's the girl you knew in high-scool. The girl who was signed with the Kim Dawson modeling agency, did occasional work with Hawaiian Tropic, was in talks for a Seventeen cover shoot, and could not, for a GODDAMN second, stop looking into a mirror to obsess over fake flaws while ignoring the real ones, or adjust her hair, or re-touch her make-up or stop talking about the "creepy guy" on the "set". The girl who buried any original emotion a young human female can feel under delusion and an obviously lacking grandeur.

or

the girl in HS who f'ed everyone but you?
2013-04-29 12:20:03 PM
3 votes:

Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.


why ..... why would you do that?!?
2013-04-29 08:45:01 PM
2 votes:

cevarius: buttery_shame_cave:
jesus her hooters go halfway up her shoulders wtf.

were they really that sad before she traded them in?

Before and after ...


like 2 suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra
2013-04-29 03:20:24 PM
2 votes:

Wellon Dowd: traxan: Hailey was murdered, though.

I've read that she was murdered, that she accidentally overdosed, and the she intentionally overdosed. Take your pick.


www.jonathanrosenbaum.com

She died of leukemia. She fought real hard, Marge.
2013-04-29 02:53:26 PM
2 votes:
she got six fingers for her porn tape?
2013-04-29 02:45:54 PM
2 votes:
You know if she had just done anal in the first place she woulda never been a teen mom.
2013-04-29 01:28:30 PM
2 votes:
Farrah Abraham
had many sons
many sons had
Farrah Abraham
and I am one of them
and so are you
so let's all praise the lord...
2013-04-29 01:23:38 PM
2 votes:
Ill wait to redtube it. Ill fap but be ashamed about it. Seriously though her dad and daughter went with her?!?!? I wonder how that convo went.

Farrah: Daddy can you come to Vivid with me and help get me a fair deal on my sextape.
Daddy: Sure thing sweetie. I watched the tape again and was so proud you did all the things I taught you. Now when we go you might want to bring your baby to show her where she will work one day.
Farrah: Sure thing Daddy you always know best.
Daddy:Good now shake your money make for Daddy. He has a stack of ones to get through.
2013-04-29 01:15:17 PM
2 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Wow, there's really buttsecks?

That's how you know she didn't plan this well, you don't give that up for the first shoot. Get the product out there, have it wink at the camera a few times, and start a bidding war for your ass cherry.


There will be no cherries in this film, the best you can hope for is a raisin.
2013-04-29 12:16:27 PM
2 votes:
What a coincidence, thats how many tadpoles I'm gonna release while I'm watching it...
2013-04-29 11:35:42 AM
2 votes:
Is this what we call empowerment?

cause I want to empower a few more women.
2013-04-30 07:34:10 AM
1 votes:
Yah I'll be looking for thsi one when it hits the free sites.

i96.photobucket.com
2013-04-30 02:36:58 AM
1 votes:
2.bp.blogspot.com?????
2013-04-29 11:02:34 PM
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: M. Looka: That's your logic? Someone gets paid $1,750,000 and the cash just sits in a pile in your livingroom, and you pick off however many dollars you need, and when the pile's gone, congratulations! You're poor!

I knew it didn't, but I didn't figure interest amounted to quite that much. Not to mention first year of expenses before interest is compounded, and what Uncle Sam takes out would amount to a fair deal less.


Not to be mean, but I think you should stop typing on this subject.
2013-04-29 07:50:16 PM
1 votes:
Six figures? That includes the cents right?
2013-04-29 07:20:25 PM
1 votes:
If I was LiLo's publicist/manager, I would get her to contact Steve Hirsch IMMEDIATELY!  Think about this.  If he pays a no-name reality "star" high 6 figures, he'll give LiLo $1 billion!

2.bp.blogspot.com
2013-04-29 07:09:16 PM
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: The only Farrah I want to see a sex tape of is Fawcett.


She's really let herself go the past few years.
2013-04-29 07:05:41 PM
1 votes:

A Shambling Mound: See, that's funny. Her face doesn't bother me at all. The problem I have is that I've been in the room while my wife watched enough episodes of that show and after actually listening to her speak it simply doesn't matter what she looks like at all anymore. She is simply an ugly creature, unworthy of anyone's attention.


Ah, the Michelle Malkin effect.
2013-04-29 05:32:01 PM
1 votes:
I will watch this online and feel shame for myself.
2013-04-29 05:21:04 PM
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: 23FPB23: Many of those "porn stars" are straight hookers on the side.  In the "escort" vein, not the street walker type, anyway.  Most of them have websites where you can schedule "time" with them.  I knew one personally, and she made far more from that than she made from shooting scenes.  This is a gal with a damn Masters degree, and the money was so good, she just couldn't pass on it.  Her hubby runs her website.  They live fairly quietly.  Nice folks.

Sunny Lane? Please say Sunny Lane. Dunno why, but she seems the type.

/not to mention that I'd wear her ass like a feedbag.


I watched a documentary that had her in it.  It was when she was just getting started.  She did a lesbo scene and afterwards said something like "I think I'm bi.  I loved licking her pussy."  I then came buckets.
2013-04-29 04:35:42 PM
1 votes:

23FPB23: Many of those "porn stars" are straight hookers on the side.  In the "escort" vein, not the street walker type, anyway.  Most of them have websites where you can schedule "time" with them.  I knew one personally, and she made far more from that than she made from shooting scenes.  This is a gal with a damn Masters degree, and the money was so good, she just couldn't pass on it.  Her hubby runs her website.  They live fairly quietly.  Nice folks.


I'll bet she gets asked to do some weird stuff.

i.imgur.com
2013-04-29 04:02:30 PM
1 votes:

basemetal: "Hey, Farrah, how did it feel when James Deen stuck it in your pooper?"    [thetrendguys.com image 634x363]


And if she really made that face when it happened, I'd never make it through the rest of the video.
2013-04-29 03:22:39 PM
1 votes:

traxan: Wellon Dowd: M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

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Hailey was murdered, though.

And this tape deal sickens me. What a GREAT message to send to teenage girls.


In fairness, teenage girls already had a path to porn, MTV has nothing to do with it.

Used to be: Buy bus ticket to LA

Now: Buy webcam
2013-04-29 03:04:19 PM
1 votes:

Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...


Seen it...
2013-04-29 02:39:34 PM
1 votes:
resources3.news.com.au

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2013-04-29 02:38:35 PM
1 votes:

T.rex: A lot a hate in this thread for a gal who's making money in a way that will never be a physical option for us, hence unfair for us to say that we would not do it on moral grounds.


Hey!  It hurt physically and emotionally and I cried for a long time when I learned I can't fly.  Don't take this away from me.  I can do porn.  I know I can!
2013-04-29 02:12:02 PM
1 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


Just a heads-up:  If something is nauseous, it is something disgusting that causes nausea. I think what you were trying to say was that something about her face   nauseates  you. If her face "literally makes [you] nauseous" then you're saying that her face makes   you  a cause of nausea to other people.

This could be what you meant all along, and if so, I'd like to know how that works.
2013-04-29 01:58:51 PM
1 votes:

Dastardly Scoundrel: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She has a big, ugly schnozz (kinda like Toucan Sam with a spray tan). But, I'm sure she'll be using some of the proceeds from her "sex tape" to correct that.

She also has the IQ of dryer lint and all the personality/charm of an overripe grapefruit.
There ain't no fixin' that...


See that's the funny thing. That schnoz looks like that even after plastic surgery, lol. I'm ashamed I know  that...

Hilarious that she was down to do anal.

/Will watch (fo free)
//Prob will fap
///The world keeps spinning
US1
2013-04-29 01:31:55 PM
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.comman i thought is was anna farris
2013-04-29 01:20:18 PM
1 votes:

xoxo: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She looks like a tranny Paul Stanley.


That is a horribly accurate description.
2013-04-29 12:59:19 PM
1 votes:
Wow, there's really buttsecks?

That's how you know she didn't plan this well, you don't give that up for the first shoot. Get the product out there, have it wink at the camera a few times, and start a bidding war for your ass cherry.
2013-04-29 12:44:07 PM
1 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


She has a big, ugly schnozz (kinda like Toucan Sam with a spray tan). But, I'm sure she'll be using some of the proceeds from her "sex tape" to correct that.

She also has the IQ of dryer lint and all the personality/charm of an overripe grapefruit.
There ain't no fixin' that...
2013-04-29 12:42:26 PM
1 votes:
Not sure if this has been mentioned yet...but

www.southampton.ac.uk
2013-04-29 12:39:38 PM
1 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


She's got a bit of a Nancy Grace thing going on.
2013-04-29 12:39:08 PM
1 votes:
In the high six figures?  Did say that there was a decimal point before two of them?
2013-04-29 12:38:54 PM
1 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


See, that's funny. Her face doesn't bother me at all. The problem I have is that I've been in the room while my wife watched enough episodes of that show and after actually listening to her speak it simply doesn't matter what she looks like at all anymore. She is simply an ugly creature, unworthy of anyone's attention.

Many porn stars are probably exactly the same kind of vapid, self-interested trollop but suspecting it and seeing it demonstrated repeatedly outside the context of porn are two very different things.

I can't believe I just took the time to type this. No one tell my wife.
2013-04-29 12:38:12 PM
1 votes:
Well, she's a Teen Mom and makes pornos.  Something tells me she likes to fark.
2013-04-29 12:18:17 PM
1 votes:
If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.
2013-04-29 11:49:40 AM
1 votes:
$9.99 and 9/10ths?
2013-04-29 11:28:37 AM
1 votes:
Who?
2013-04-29 11:17:00 AM
1 votes:
Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?
2013-04-29 11:10:04 AM
1 votes:
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