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(TMZ)   Farrah Abraham sells her sex tape for an undisclosed number in the "high six figures"   (tmz.com) divider line 53
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2013-04-29 11:19:47 AM  
20 votes:
If you fark a porn star, with a cameraman filming it, it's not a "sex tape". It's a "porno". That's your job now.
2013-04-29 12:59:19 PM  
4 votes:
Wow, there's really buttsecks?

That's how you know she didn't plan this well, you don't give that up for the first shoot. Get the product out there, have it wink at the camera a few times, and start a bidding war for your ass cherry.
2013-04-29 12:38:21 PM  
4 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


It's the girl you knew in high-scool. The girl who was signed with the Kim Dawson modeling agency, did occasional work with Hawaiian Tropic, was in talks for a Seventeen cover shoot, and could not, for a GODDAMN second, stop looking into a mirror to obsess over fake flaws while ignoring the real ones, or adjust her hair, or re-touch her make-up or stop talking about the "creepy guy" on the "set". The girl who buried any original emotion a young human female can feel under delusion and an obviously lacking grandeur.

or

the girl in HS who f'ed everyone but you?
2013-04-29 02:00:02 PM  
3 votes:
First of all, everyone lies about how much they make, but no one lies more than strippers and porn actors. If strippers really made $1500 per shift, they'd all come to work in limos instead of risking a third DUI to drive to the club in their dented Geo Metro.

If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

I don't think there's any chance that she made that much. It's in the porn company's and Farrah's best interest to lie about how much she got paid. Farrah wants to be portrayed as a "million dollar actress," and Vivid wants to spark interest and headlines to better sell their product.

My guess, (and it's only a guess), they paid her $100,000, plus a promise for additional monies and bonuses based on sales after recouping production costs (which will never happen).
2013-04-29 12:16:39 PM  
3 votes:
The only Farrah I want to see a sex tape of is Fawcett.
2013-04-29 07:05:41 PM  
2 votes:

A Shambling Mound: See, that's funny. Her face doesn't bother me at all. The problem I have is that I've been in the room while my wife watched enough episodes of that show and after actually listening to her speak it simply doesn't matter what she looks like at all anymore. She is simply an ugly creature, unworthy of anyone's attention.


Ah, the Michelle Malkin effect.
2013-04-29 06:14:28 PM  
2 votes:
Uhm I don't know if anyone has mentioned this but she doesn't own the rights to that video. The company (can't remember which right off hand) who paid her and James Deen does, she will not see another penny for that video unless they say so. She can say whatever she wants but the fact remains she has no control over what happens to that tape now she is just trying to milk her rapidly dwindling 15 minutes.
2013-04-29 03:47:23 PM  
2 votes:

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 433x545]

Looks qualified to get bum-balled for all to see to this fellow.


jesus her hooters go halfway up her shoulders wtf.

were they really that sad before she traded them in?
2013-04-29 03:22:39 PM  
2 votes:

traxan: Wellon Dowd: M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

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Hailey was murdered, though.

And this tape deal sickens me. What a GREAT message to send to teenage girls.


In fairness, teenage girls already had a path to porn, MTV has nothing to do with it.

Used to be: Buy bus ticket to LA

Now: Buy webcam
2013-04-29 02:55:37 PM  
2 votes:

Wellon Dowd: M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

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Hailey was murdered, though.

And this tape deal sickens me. What a GREAT message to send to teenage girls.
2013-04-29 02:45:54 PM  
2 votes:
You know if she had just done anal in the first place she woulda never been a teen mom.
2013-04-29 02:25:15 PM  
2 votes:

M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.


This came up in a fark thread awhile back.  The going rate for a relative newbie is $1k with anal.  Only the top talent can get $1500 (think Tori Black).  The guys in straight porn don't make crap (less than $500/scene).  Unless you're James Dean and doing a few scenes a week (and he's in high demand so he's probably making more), there's no real money in it.  Many of them escort on the side because once they've been on screen and are fairly well-known, they can average $1500 for an hour's worth of work.  The girls in Europe make less escorting (as low as $600).

Of course, I've heard that a strung out Tiffany Holiday is available in New York for $300...but I'd be very afraid of things falling off after hooking up with her (or any porn star really).  Most of them have Herpes and condom's aren't solid against that.
2013-04-29 02:12:02 PM  
2 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


Just a heads-up:  If something is nauseous, it is something disgusting that causes nausea. I think what you were trying to say was that something about her face   nauseates  you. If her face "literally makes [you] nauseous" then you're saying that her face makes   you  a cause of nausea to other people.

This could be what you meant all along, and if so, I'd like to know how that works.
2013-04-29 01:09:09 PM  
2 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


She looks like a tranny Paul Stanley.
2013-04-29 12:44:07 PM  
2 votes:

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


She has a big, ugly schnozz (kinda like Toucan Sam with a spray tan). But, I'm sure she'll be using some of the proceeds from her "sex tape" to correct that.

She also has the IQ of dryer lint and all the personality/charm of an overripe grapefruit.
There ain't no fixin' that...
2013-04-29 12:35:09 PM  
2 votes:
Whatever, James Deen has had better tail that that (looking at you Stoya).
2013-04-29 12:17:20 PM  
2 votes:
Who?
2013-04-29 11:28:37 AM  
2 votes:
Who?
2013-04-29 11:17:00 AM  
2 votes:
Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?
2013-04-30 01:30:35 AM  
1 votes:
We kind of knew she liked to fark already.
2013-04-29 11:02:34 PM  
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: M. Looka: That's your logic? Someone gets paid $1,750,000 and the cash just sits in a pile in your livingroom, and you pick off however many dollars you need, and when the pile's gone, congratulations! You're poor!

I knew it didn't, but I didn't figure interest amounted to quite that much. Not to mention first year of expenses before interest is compounded, and what Uncle Sam takes out would amount to a fair deal less.


Not to be mean, but I think you should stop typing on this subject.
2013-04-29 10:53:41 PM  
1 votes:

T.rex: She's hooked up her entire family with careers that will keep them off the streets for the rest of their lives, not to mention giving her future children a life without financial concern.


And, really, when you get right down to it, it's all thanks to OJ.
2013-04-29 08:45:01 PM  
1 votes:

cevarius: buttery_shame_cave:
jesus her hooters go halfway up her shoulders wtf.

were they really that sad before she traded them in?

Before and after ...


like 2 suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra
2013-04-29 05:32:01 PM  
1 votes:
I will watch this online and feel shame for myself.
2013-04-29 04:10:14 PM  
1 votes:
Dingleberry Dickwad:

Maybe I'm the slow one here since economics is admittedly pretty lousy, but we're talking someone retiring from porn after 5 years, making 350k a year for those 5 years. Before taxes that total is $1,750,000.  Now we'll say she started in her early 20s, and she retires at age 27. Now we'll just throw a number out because wh ...


That's your logic? Someone gets paid $1,750,000 and the cash just sits in a pile in your livingroom, and you pick off however many dollars you need, and when the pile's gone, congratulations! You're poor!

You'd have too invest that kind of money. Just leaving it lying around is very hard on your carpet.

So let's say you invest it at about 3.5% interest a year (admittedly, a very low rate, but we're being ultra-conservative), compounded annually for the ease of calculation. Now multiply $1,750,000 by 3.5%, and you get $61,250. You'd earn $61,250 per year forever  and never touch your original $1,750,000.

Ask any 27-year-old if they'd like that kind of arrangement; $61,250 per year and $1,750,000 in the bank for the rest of their lives.

shiat, I'm 51, and I'd take a quarter of that...
2013-04-29 04:02:30 PM  
1 votes:

basemetal: "Hey, Farrah, how did it feel when James Deen stuck it in your pooper?"    [thetrendguys.com image 634x363]


And if she really made that face when it happened, I'd never make it through the rest of the video.
2013-04-29 03:59:17 PM  
1 votes:

Dingleberry Dickwad: Maybe I'm the slow one here since economics is admittedly pretty lousy, but we're talking someone retiring from porn after 5 years, making 350k a year for those 5 years. Before taxes that total is $1,750,000. Now we'll say she started in her early 20s, and she retires at age 27. Now we'll just throw a number out because what the hell, we'll say she expects to live another 40 years to the ripe old age of 67. Now if she budgets like that it's about 43-44k she can spend per year. All before taxes. If it's just her she's paying for sure, that's not terrible, hell it'd be almost decent in the midwest, but it's not that great, and not what someone from the coasts would consider all that comfortable.

Now I know I didn't add interest and whatever investments she may go for, but I don't know much in that area. Still, that's not what many people would call all that comfortable.


It's not a comfortable living.  They still have to pay agents, etc.

As an example, look at Missy Stone.  She did 141 titles (little more than 2 scenes a month) in 5 years (started at 20).  I believe she was on contract the last couple years of her career (they get paid a salary...typically 6 figures for X scenes a year).  Even if she made $100k for 5 years, after taxes and payouts to agents...it isn't much.

The problem with porn stars and strippers...is that most of them don't have a plan beyond selling their bodies.  The ones that do probably make out ok...but hell, look at some of the older porn stars like Ginger Lynn that have come out of retirement because they were broke.  It's probably why many of them escort because they can make more doing that they they can in porn.

Doing a porn star was on my bucket list for a long time...but I took it off...because I can't justify spending that kind of cash for an hour with a woman no matter how much money I make.
2013-04-29 03:39:44 PM  
1 votes:
i1247.photobucket.com

Looks qualified to get bum-balled for all to see to this fellow.
2013-04-29 03:37:35 PM  
1 votes:

T.rex: A lot a hate in this thread for a gal who's making money in a way that will never be a physical option for us, hence unfair for us to say that we would not do it on moral grounds.


I like some porn. Hell, I like most porn. I'd do porn if I was anywhere near qualified. Porn is pretty good to guys, all things considered. Work is steady and you can have a fairly long career if you can perform reliably, the physical pain is practically non-existent compared to what the girls get put through and the uniform comes cheap. No pun intended.

I don't hate on Farrah Abraham because she made a prono. I hate on Farrah Abraham because I hate Farrah Abraham. It's really pretty simple. I'm sure I'll watch her little flick when I stumble across it for free some day on the internet.

Won't make me like her, though.
2013-04-29 03:32:48 PM  
1 votes:
She's not ugly. I'll watch it when it hits youporn. I ain't paying for porn.
2013-04-29 03:20:24 PM  
1 votes:

Wellon Dowd: traxan: Hailey was murdered, though.

I've read that she was murdered, that she accidentally overdosed, and the she intentionally overdosed. Take your pick.


www.jonathanrosenbaum.com

She died of leukemia. She fought real hard, Marge.
2013-04-29 03:07:13 PM  
1 votes:

Moopy Mac: Dingleberry Dickwad: M. Looka: First of all, everyone lies about how much they make, but no one lies more than strippers and porn actors. If strippers really made $1500 per shift, they'd all come to work in limos instead of risking a third DUI to drive to the club in their dented Geo Metro.

If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

I don't think there's any chance that she made that much. It's in the porn company's and Farrah's best interest to lie about how much she got paid. Farrah wants to be portrayed as a "million dollar actress," and Vivid wants to spark interest and headlines to better sell their product.

My guess, (and it's only a guess), they paid her $100,000, plus a promise for additional monies and bonuses based on sales after recouping production costs (which will never happen).

It only takes $1 3/4 million before taxes to retire comfortably in your 20s? Fat chance. The big paydays get reserved for special features, celebrity and pseudo celebrities, so I can believe she got a fat payday out of this.

As far as the drinking, drugs, and suicides you mentioned for porn stars, you don't think some of the funky issues that got these women thinking porn was a good idea to begin with were exacerbated by the porn industry causing them to drink and get high? Porn stars can be hot as hell, but you can bet the vast majority of them some pretty big issues.

I guess it depends on how you define "comfortably", but pulling down at least $75K and increasing your capital year-to-year is pretty comfortable many places in the US.


Maybe I'm the slow one here since economics is admittedly pretty lousy, but we're talking someone retiring from porn after 5 years, making 350k a year for those 5 years. Before taxes that total is $1,750,000.  Now we'll say she started in her early 20s, and she retires at age 27. Now we'll just throw a number out because what the hell, we'll say she expects to live another 40 years to the ripe old age of 67. Now if she budgets like that it's about 43-44k she can spend per year. All before taxes. If it's just her she's paying for sure, that's not terrible, hell it'd be almost decent in the midwest, but it's not that great, and not what someone from the coasts would consider all that comfortable.

Now I know I didn't add interest and whatever investments she may go for, but I don't know much in that area. Still, that's not what many people would call all that comfortable.
2013-04-29 03:04:19 PM  
1 votes:

Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...


Seen it...
2013-04-29 03:04:03 PM  
1 votes:
ksj.mit.edu
2013-04-29 02:09:38 PM  
1 votes:

M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.


You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

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2013-04-29 02:03:03 PM  
1 votes:
2013-04-29 01:52:51 PM  
1 votes:
TMZ- continually providing news about people I've never heard of, care about or even curious about.
US1
2013-04-29 01:31:55 PM  
1 votes:
1.bp.blogspot.comman i thought is was anna farris
2013-04-29 01:20:18 PM  
1 votes:

xoxo: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She looks like a tranny Paul Stanley.


That is a horribly accurate description.
2013-04-29 01:17:25 PM  
1 votes:

HotWingConspiracy: Wow, there's really buttsecks?

That's how you know she didn't plan this well, you don't give that up for the first shoot. Get the product out there, have it wink at the camera a few times, and start a bidding war for your ass cherry.


You should have been her agent...
2013-04-29 12:54:45 PM  
1 votes:
Isn't the internet already full of videos of white trash 20 somethings having sex?
2013-04-29 12:42:26 PM  
1 votes:
Not sure if this has been mentioned yet...but

www.southampton.ac.uk
2013-04-29 12:39:08 PM  
1 votes:
In the high six figures?  Did say that there was a decimal point before two of them?
2013-04-29 12:38:14 PM  
1 votes:
I *know* i've fapped to worse.

So whatever.
2013-04-29 12:38:12 PM  
1 votes:
Well, she's a Teen Mom and makes pornos.  Something tells me she likes to fark.
2013-04-29 12:23:52 PM  
1 votes:
Backdoor Teen Mom

So she let him poke the pooper on camera?  Bah ha ha ha !
2013-04-29 12:21:52 PM  
1 votes:

tallguywithglasseson: If you fark a porn star, with a cameraman filming it, it's not a "sex tape". It's a "porno". That's your job now.


This, no longer a teen mom, just a run of the mill porn star.

next up DVDA
2013-04-29 12:21:19 PM  
1 votes:
You forgot to add the following subby:  She'll go through that cash like a pig through mud and be back pedding another "tape" in six months.
2013-04-29 12:20:03 PM  
1 votes:

Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.


why ..... why would you do that?!?
2013-04-29 12:18:17 PM  
1 votes:
If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.
2013-04-29 11:37:48 AM  
1 votes:
Who?
2013-04-29 11:35:42 AM  
1 votes:
Is this what we call empowerment?

cause I want to empower a few more women.
2013-04-29 11:10:04 AM  
1 votes:
encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com
 
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