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(TMZ)   Farrah Abraham sells her sex tape for an undisclosed number in the "high six figures"   (tmz.com ) divider line 156
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2013-04-29 01:17:25 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Wow, there's really buttsecks?

That's how you know she didn't plan this well, you don't give that up for the first shoot. Get the product out there, have it wink at the camera a few times, and start a bidding war for your ass cherry.


You should have been her agent...
 
2013-04-29 01:18:18 PM  
Is this the tape that made her a teen mom to begin with? Cause that'd really up the price
 
2013-04-29 01:20:11 PM  

slayer199: Stoya


HNNNNNNNG
 
2013-04-29 01:20:18 PM  

xoxo: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She looks like a tranny Paul Stanley.


That is a horribly accurate description.
 
2013-04-29 01:23:38 PM  
Ill wait to redtube it. Ill fap but be ashamed about it. Seriously though her dad and daughter went with her?!?!? I wonder how that convo went.

Farrah: Daddy can you come to Vivid with me and help get me a fair deal on my sextape.
Daddy: Sure thing sweetie. I watched the tape again and was so proud you did all the things I taught you. Now when we go you might want to bring your baby to show her where she will work one day.
Farrah: Sure thing Daddy you always know best.
Daddy:Good now shake your money make for Daddy. He has a stack of ones to get through.
 
2013-04-29 01:26:35 PM  

Old Man Winter: xoxo: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She looks like a tranny Paul Stanley.

That is a horribly accurate description.


I didn't know/didn't care who she is or what she looked like, but the Paul Stanley comment compelled me to look.  And yes, it was accurate.  Oon the other hand, if you have few prospects in life and you're riding the MTV / E!  "famous for being famous and doing nothing" train, she might as well make the most of it.
It's the phony economics that I just don't get.  Who's paying 6 figures for THAT and still making a profit?  How do any of these people make their money?
 
2013-04-29 01:26:51 PM  
I look forward to viewing it on one of the many free pron sites with adblock enabled or torrenting it with peerblock on high alert.  I'm sure she earned every penny.
 
2013-04-29 01:28:30 PM  
Farrah Abraham
had many sons
many sons had
Farrah Abraham
and I am one of them
and so are you
so let's all praise the lord...
 
2013-04-29 01:30:53 PM  

"Hey, Farrah, how did it feel when James Deen stuck it in your pooper?"

thetrendguys.com

 
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2013-04-29 01:31:55 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.comman i thought is was anna farris
 
2013-04-29 01:33:14 PM  

basemetal: "Hey, Farrah, how did it feel when James Deen stuck it in your pooper?"

[thetrendguys.com image 634x363]


Somehow, I doubt she went right to anal in her first scene...though that would be worth seeing.
 
2013-04-29 01:33:54 PM  
I like how people are sad about how much money she's going to make in comparison to our meager salaries. She'll be bankrupt in 4 years.
 
2013-04-29 01:34:34 PM  

slayer199: basemetal: "Hey, Farrah, how did it feel when James Deen stuck it in your pooper?"

[thetrendguys.com image 634x363]

Somehow, I doubt she went right to anal in her first scene...though that would be worth seeing.


Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled:  "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."
 
2013-04-29 01:46:14 PM  

imfallen_angel: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.

why ..... why would you do that?!?

He's a chubby chaser and needs a seat over there?


A 22-year old morbidly obese has-been applies to this, how, exactly?

/You're an idiot.
 
2013-04-29 01:48:05 PM  
Sounds like good watchin'.
 
2013-04-29 01:52:51 PM  
TMZ- continually providing news about people I've never heard of, care about or even curious about.
 
2013-04-29 01:56:06 PM  

basemetal: Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled: "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."


Shoulda read TFA....her reaction will be like that posted previously.  Of course, if she likes it...she has a bright future in porn.
 
2013-04-29 01:57:36 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: If you fark a porn star, with a cameraman filming it, it's not a "sex tape". It's a "porno". That's your job now.


Done in three.
 
2013-04-29 01:58:51 PM  

Dastardly Scoundrel: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She has a big, ugly schnozz (kinda like Toucan Sam with a spray tan). But, I'm sure she'll be using some of the proceeds from her "sex tape" to correct that.

She also has the IQ of dryer lint and all the personality/charm of an overripe grapefruit.
There ain't no fixin' that...


See that's the funny thing. That schnoz looks like that even after plastic surgery, lol. I'm ashamed I know  that...

Hilarious that she was down to do anal.

/Will watch (fo free)
//Prob will fap
///The world keeps spinning
 
2013-04-29 02:00:02 PM  
First of all, everyone lies about how much they make, but no one lies more than strippers and porn actors. If strippers really made $1500 per shift, they'd all come to work in limos instead of risking a third DUI to drive to the club in their dented Geo Metro.

If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

I don't think there's any chance that she made that much. It's in the porn company's and Farrah's best interest to lie about how much she got paid. Farrah wants to be portrayed as a "million dollar actress," and Vivid wants to spark interest and headlines to better sell their product.

My guess, (and it's only a guess), they paid her $100,000, plus a promise for additional monies and bonuses based on sales after recouping production costs (which will never happen).
 
2013-04-29 02:03:03 PM  
 
2013-04-29 02:09:38 PM  

M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.


You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-29 02:12:02 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


Just a heads-up:  If something is nauseous, it is something disgusting that causes nausea. I think what you were trying to say was that something about her face   nauseates  you. If her face "literally makes [you] nauseous" then you're saying that her face makes   you  a cause of nausea to other people.

This could be what you meant all along, and if so, I'd like to know how that works.
 
2013-04-29 02:13:14 PM  

M. Looka: First of all, everyone lies about how much they make, but no one lies more than strippers and porn actors. If strippers really made $1500 per shift, they'd all come to work in limos instead of risking a third DUI to drive to the club in their dented Geo Metro.

If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

I don't think there's any chance that she made that much. It's in the porn company's and Farrah's best interest to lie about how much she got paid. Farrah wants to be portrayed as a "million dollar actress," and Vivid wants to spark interest and headlines to better sell their product.

My guess, (and it's only a guess), they paid her $100,000, plus a promise for additional monies and bonuses based on sales after recouping production costs (which will never happen).


It only takes $1 3/4 million before taxes to retire comfortably in your 20s? Fat chance. The big paydays get reserved for special features, celebrity and pseudo celebrities, so I can believe she got a fat payday out of this.

As far as the drinking, drugs, and suicides you mentioned for porn stars, you don't think some of the funky issues that got these women thinking porn was a good idea to begin with were exacerbated by the porn industry causing them to drink and get high? Porn stars can be hot as hell, but you can bet the vast majority of them some pretty big issues.
 
2013-04-29 02:25:15 PM  

M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.


This came up in a fark thread awhile back.  The going rate for a relative newbie is $1k with anal.  Only the top talent can get $1500 (think Tori Black).  The guys in straight porn don't make crap (less than $500/scene).  Unless you're James Dean and doing a few scenes a week (and he's in high demand so he's probably making more), there's no real money in it.  Many of them escort on the side because once they've been on screen and are fairly well-known, they can average $1500 for an hour's worth of work.  The girls in Europe make less escorting (as low as $600).

Of course, I've heard that a strung out Tiffany Holiday is available in New York for $300...but I'd be very afraid of things falling off after hooking up with her (or any porn star really).  Most of them have Herpes and condom's aren't solid against that.
 
2013-04-29 02:27:25 PM  

Wellon Dowd: M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

[i.imgur.com image 260x340]
[i.imgur.com image 332x500]


never heard of her so...i will google her. but not now of course, i am at work and this looks like it could be a dangerous googling that might require extra 'research'. i might endeavor to peruse this type of material at a later time. So, on that note I thank you and bid you a good day.

/I said Good Day sir!
 
2013-04-29 02:30:40 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Just a heads-up: If something is nauseous, it is something disgusting that causes nausea.


Ah, did not pick up on that / thanks for pointing it out.

A Shambling Mound: The problem I have is that I've been in the room while my wife watched enough episodes of that show


Yes, I think her toxic personality and self-righteous ignorance are definitely part of what makes me feel nauseated. Thankfully my wife does not like Teen Mom, though I do have to suffer through Toddlers and Tiaras and Honey Boo Boo occasionally.
 
2013-04-29 02:33:40 PM  
A lot a hate in this thread for a gal who's making money in a way that will never be a physical option for us, hence unfair for us to say that we would not do it on moral grounds.
 
2013-04-29 02:38:35 PM  

T.rex: A lot a hate in this thread for a gal who's making money in a way that will never be a physical option for us, hence unfair for us to say that we would not do it on moral grounds.


Hey!  It hurt physically and emotionally and I cried for a long time when I learned I can't fly.  Don't take this away from me.  I can do porn.  I know I can!
 
2013-04-29 02:39:34 PM  
resources3.news.com.au

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2013-04-29 02:41:32 PM  

basemetal: slayer199: basemetal: "Hey, Farrah, how did it feel when James Deen stuck it in your pooper?"

[thetrendguys.com image 634x363]

Somehow, I doubt she went right to anal in her first scene...though that would be worth seeing.

Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled:  "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."


That is one fool-proof method of birth control.
 
2013-04-29 02:43:22 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: M. Looka: First of all, everyone lies about how much they make, but no one lies more than strippers and porn actors. If strippers really made $1500 per shift, they'd all come to work in limos instead of risking a third DUI to drive to the club in their dented Geo Metro.

If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

I don't think there's any chance that she made that much. It's in the porn company's and Farrah's best interest to lie about how much she got paid. Farrah wants to be portrayed as a "million dollar actress," and Vivid wants to spark interest and headlines to better sell their product.

My guess, (and it's only a guess), they paid her $100,000, plus a promise for additional monies and bonuses based on sales after recouping production costs (which will never happen).

It only takes $1 3/4 million before taxes to retire comfortably in your 20s? Fat chance. The big paydays get reserved for special features, celebrity and pseudo celebrities, so I can believe she got a fat payday out of this.

As far as the drinking, drugs, and suicides you mentioned for porn stars, you don't think some of the funky issues that got these women thinking porn was a good idea to begin with were exacerbated by the porn industry causing them to drink and get high? Porn stars can be hot as hell, but you can bet the vast majority of them some pretty big issues.


I guess it depends on how you define "comfortably", but pulling down at least $75K and increasing your capital year-to-year is pretty comfortable many places in the US.
 
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2013-04-29 02:44:33 PM  
 
2013-04-29 02:45:54 PM  
You know if she had just done anal in the first place she woulda never been a teen mom.
 
2013-04-29 02:53:26 PM  
she got six fingers for her porn tape?
 
2013-04-29 02:55:37 PM  

Wellon Dowd: M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

[i.imgur.com image 260x340]
[i.imgur.com image 332x500]


Hailey was murdered, though.

And this tape deal sickens me. What a GREAT message to send to teenage girls.
 
2013-04-29 02:59:09 PM  

traxan: Wellon Dowd: M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

[i.imgur.com image 260x340]
[i.imgur.com image 332x500]

Hailey was murdered, though.

And this tape deal sickens me. What a GREAT message to send to teenage girls.


I've read that she was murdered, that she accidentally overdosed, and the she intentionally overdosed. Take your pick.
 
2013-04-29 02:59:45 PM  

Wellon Dowd: M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.


i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2013-04-29 03:01:14 PM  
Ass cancer colostomy bag sex?

Rule 34, right?
 
2013-04-29 03:04:03 PM  
ksj.mit.edu
 
2013-04-29 03:04:19 PM  

Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...


Seen it...
 
2013-04-29 03:07:13 PM  

Moopy Mac: Dingleberry Dickwad: M. Looka: First of all, everyone lies about how much they make, but no one lies more than strippers and porn actors. If strippers really made $1500 per shift, they'd all come to work in limos instead of risking a third DUI to drive to the club in their dented Geo Metro.

If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

I don't think there's any chance that she made that much. It's in the porn company's and Farrah's best interest to lie about how much she got paid. Farrah wants to be portrayed as a "million dollar actress," and Vivid wants to spark interest and headlines to better sell their product.

My guess, (and it's only a guess), they paid her $100,000, plus a promise for additional monies and bonuses based on sales after recouping production costs (which will never happen).

It only takes $1 3/4 million before taxes to retire comfortably in your 20s? Fat chance. The big paydays get reserved for special features, celebrity and pseudo celebrities, so I can believe she got a fat payday out of this.

As far as the drinking, drugs, and suicides you mentioned for porn stars, you don't think some of the funky issues that got these women thinking porn was a good idea to begin with were exacerbated by the porn industry causing them to drink and get high? Porn stars can be hot as hell, but you can bet the vast majority of them some pretty big issues.

I guess it depends on how you define "comfortably", but pulling down at least $75K and increasing your capital year-to-year is pretty comfortable many places in the US.


Maybe I'm the slow one here since economics is admittedly pretty lousy, but we're talking someone retiring from porn after 5 years, making 350k a year for those 5 years. Before taxes that total is $1,750,000.  Now we'll say she started in her early 20s, and she retires at age 27. Now we'll just throw a number out because what the hell, we'll say she expects to live another 40 years to the ripe old age of 67. Now if she budgets like that it's about 43-44k she can spend per year. All before taxes. If it's just her she's paying for sure, that's not terrible, hell it'd be almost decent in the midwest, but it's not that great, and not what someone from the coasts would consider all that comfortable.

Now I know I didn't add interest and whatever investments she may go for, but I don't know much in that area. Still, that's not what many people would call all that comfortable.
 
2013-04-29 03:13:08 PM  

xoxo: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She looks like a tranny Paul Stanley.


That description is spot on - well done....
 
2013-04-29 03:14:48 PM  

Badgers: imfallen_angel: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.

why ..... why would you do that?!?

He's a chubby chaser and needs a seat over there?

A 22-year old morbidly obese has-been applies to this, how, exactly?

/You're an idiot.


Due to the fact that you bring it up... sorry, but most sane people wouldn't even think of HBB in that way, if anything, our brains probably has a defense mechanism that prevents us from even getting close to such an horrible though... I guess you're missing that part for a reason.

I know, I know.. you were trying to be edgy and all that, and calling me names bears witness to the burn you felt.

I await your witty repartee, as I'm sure you'll either need to dispel your attraction to an overweight child or have more insults to share.
 
2013-04-29 03:17:47 PM  
Many of those "porn stars" are straight hookers on the side.  In the "escort" vein, not the street walker type, anyway.  Most of them have websites where you can schedule "time" with them.  I knew one personally, and she made far more from that than she made from shooting scenes.  This is a gal with a damn Masters degree, and the money was so good, she just couldn't pass on it.  Her hubby runs her website.  They live fairly quietly.  Nice folks.
 
2013-04-29 03:20:24 PM  

Wellon Dowd: traxan: Hailey was murdered, though.

I've read that she was murdered, that she accidentally overdosed, and the she intentionally overdosed. Take your pick.


www.jonathanrosenbaum.com

She died of leukemia. She fought real hard, Marge.
 
2013-04-29 03:22:39 PM  

traxan: Wellon Dowd: M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

[i.imgur.com image 260x340]
[i.imgur.com image 332x500]

Hailey was murdered, though.

And this tape deal sickens me. What a GREAT message to send to teenage girls.


In fairness, teenage girls already had a path to porn, MTV has nothing to do with it.

Used to be: Buy bus ticket to LA

Now: Buy webcam
 
2013-04-29 03:32:48 PM  
She's not ugly. I'll watch it when it hits youporn. I ain't paying for porn.
 
2013-04-29 03:37:30 PM  

23FPB23: Many of those "porn stars" are straight hookers on the side.  In the "escort" vein, not the street walker type, anyway.  Most of them have websites where you can schedule "time" with them.  I knew one personally, and she made far more from that than she made from shooting scenes.  This is a gal with a damn Masters degree, and the money was so good, she just couldn't pass on it.  Her hubby runs her website.  They live fairly quietly.  Nice folks.


You know Gen Padova?

/just a guess
 
2013-04-29 03:37:35 PM  

T.rex: A lot a hate in this thread for a gal who's making money in a way that will never be a physical option for us, hence unfair for us to say that we would not do it on moral grounds.


I like some porn. Hell, I like most porn. I'd do porn if I was anywhere near qualified. Porn is pretty good to guys, all things considered. Work is steady and you can have a fairly long career if you can perform reliably, the physical pain is practically non-existent compared to what the girls get put through and the uniform comes cheap. No pun intended.

I don't hate on Farrah Abraham because she made a prono. I hate on Farrah Abraham because I hate Farrah Abraham. It's really pretty simple. I'm sure I'll watch her little flick when I stumble across it for free some day on the internet.

Won't make me like her, though.
 
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