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(TMZ)   Farrah Abraham sells her sex tape for an undisclosed number in the "high six figures"   (tmz.com) divider line 156
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2013-04-29 11:10:04 AM  
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2013-04-29 11:17:00 AM  
Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?
 
2013-04-29 11:19:47 AM  
If you fark a porn star, with a cameraman filming it, it's not a "sex tape". It's a "porno". That's your job now.
 
2013-04-29 11:28:37 AM  
Who?
 
2013-04-29 11:35:42 AM  
Is this what we call empowerment?

cause I want to empower a few more women.
 
2013-04-29 11:37:48 AM  
Who?
 
2013-04-29 11:49:40 AM  
$9.99 and 9/10ths?
 
2013-04-29 12:16:27 PM  
What a coincidence, thats how many tadpoles I'm gonna release while I'm watching it...
 
2013-04-29 12:16:39 PM  
The only Farrah I want to see a sex tape of is Fawcett.
 
2013-04-29 12:17:20 PM  
Who?
 
2013-04-29 12:18:17 PM  
If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.
 
2013-04-29 12:18:19 PM  
When it shows up for free on redtube.com or the equivalent, I'll watch it, sure. She won't make any money off me that way but her (literal) attention-whoring will at least succeed in that regard. So....good job?
 
2013-04-29 12:20:03 PM  

Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.


why ..... why would you do that?!?
 
2013-04-29 12:21:19 PM  
You forgot to add the following subby:  She'll go through that cash like a pig through mud and be back pedding another "tape" in six months.
 
2013-04-29 12:21:34 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The only Farrah I want to see a sex tape of is Fawcett.


Hopefully for your sake they preserved her body correctly

/unless you're into that sort of thing
 
2013-04-29 12:21:52 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: If you fark a porn star, with a cameraman filming it, it's not a "sex tape". It's a "porno". That's your job now.


This, no longer a teen mom, just a run of the mill porn star.

next up DVDA
 
2013-04-29 12:23:08 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The only Farrah I want to see a sex tape of is Fawcett.


As there's no evidence that she's ever did one before, if she did one now, it would be a bit awkward.

Weirder fact is that you'd want to see it, a bit morbid I'd say.

/don't think that she needs the money anyways
 
2013-04-29 12:23:52 PM  
Backdoor Teen Mom

So she let him poke the pooper on camera?  Bah ha ha ha !
 
2013-04-29 12:23:56 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.

why ..... why would you do that?!?


He's a chubby chaser and needs a seat over there?
 
2013-04-29 12:25:51 PM  
Who?

/After a quick Google, it is abundantly clear that I am better off leaving it at that.
 
2013-04-29 12:26:43 PM  

NoGods: Who?


I think she's the mom of the Boston marathon bombers.
 
2013-04-29 12:28:31 PM  
Eh, I'd redtube it or torrent it. Very nice body even if they are fake titties.
 
2013-04-29 12:30:38 PM  
Who?
 
2013-04-29 12:31:11 PM  
Wife watched this show. She always seemed like an entitled snot to me.
 
2013-04-29 12:34:46 PM  

NoGods: Who?


I had to look it up; Teen Mom star with globs of alterations.
/meh
 
2013-04-29 12:35:09 PM  
Whatever, James Deen has had better tail that that (looking at you Stoya).
 
2013-04-29 12:37:02 PM  

ToddMU03: Wife watched this show. She always seemed like an entitled snot to me.


You shouldn't talk about your wife like that.
 
2013-04-29 12:37:56 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: If you fark a porn star, with a cameraman filming it, it's not a "sex tape". It's a "porno". That's your job now.


At least she got a job... it is some progress at least.
 
2013-04-29 12:38:12 PM  
Well, she's a Teen Mom and makes pornos.  Something tells me she likes to fark.
 
2013-04-29 12:38:14 PM  
I *know* i've fapped to worse.

So whatever.
 
2013-04-29 12:38:21 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


It's the girl you knew in high-scool. The girl who was signed with the Kim Dawson modeling agency, did occasional work with Hawaiian Tropic, was in talks for a Seventeen cover shoot, and could not, for a GODDAMN second, stop looking into a mirror to obsess over fake flaws while ignoring the real ones, or adjust her hair, or re-touch her make-up or stop talking about the "creepy guy" on the "set". The girl who buried any original emotion a young human female can feel under delusion and an obviously lacking grandeur.

or

the girl in HS who f'ed everyone but you?
 
2013-04-29 12:38:54 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


See, that's funny. Her face doesn't bother me at all. The problem I have is that I've been in the room while my wife watched enough episodes of that show and after actually listening to her speak it simply doesn't matter what she looks like at all anymore. She is simply an ugly creature, unworthy of anyone's attention.

Many porn stars are probably exactly the same kind of vapid, self-interested trollop but suspecting it and seeing it demonstrated repeatedly outside the context of porn are two very different things.

I can't believe I just took the time to type this. No one tell my wife.
 
2013-04-29 12:39:08 PM  
In the high six figures?  Did say that there was a decimal point before two of them?
 
2013-04-29 12:39:38 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


She's got a bit of a Nancy Grace thing going on.
 
2013-04-29 12:40:56 PM  
I know a girl who has a very similar face.  Disgusting.  Almost canine-like.
 
2013-04-29 12:42:26 PM  
Not sure if this has been mentioned yet...but

www.southampton.ac.uk
 
2013-04-29 12:43:15 PM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She's got a bit of a Nancy Grace thing going on.


Nancy Grace has a rocking body?!
 
2013-04-29 12:44:07 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


She has a big, ugly schnozz (kinda like Toucan Sam with a spray tan). But, I'm sure she'll be using some of the proceeds from her "sex tape" to correct that.

She also has the IQ of dryer lint and all the personality/charm of an overripe grapefruit.
There ain't no fixin' that...
 
2013-04-29 12:44:17 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She's got a bit of a Nancy Grace thing going on.

Nancy Grace has a rocking body?!


Instead of feet she has cloven-hooves!?
 
2013-04-29 12:44:47 PM  
FTFA: Last time we saw Farrah she was marching into the Vivid offices with her father and daughter in tow to talk dollars and cents with porn king Steve Hirsch

Every father's proudest moment: negotiating the cost of his daughter's sex tape.  "She blew James Deen, Steve, then took all of him up her @ss. That's gotta be worth six figures."
 
2013-04-29 12:45:27 PM  
I think she took the show business saying that "no publicity is bad publicity" a little too far. Maybe she forgot to read the small print.

*this does not apply to on camera anal penetration for the sole purpose of a fame grab
 
2013-04-29 12:52:50 PM  
Stay Classy!
 
2013-04-29 12:54:45 PM  
Isn't the internet already full of videos of white trash 20 somethings having sex?
 
2013-04-29 12:57:29 PM  
Who?
 
2013-04-29 12:57:48 PM  
Will there be singing Smurfs too?
 
2013-04-29 12:59:19 PM  
Wow, there's really buttsecks?

That's how you know she didn't plan this well, you don't give that up for the first shoot. Get the product out there, have it wink at the camera a few times, and start a bidding war for your ass cherry.
 
2013-04-29 01:09:09 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


She looks like a tranny Paul Stanley.
 
2013-04-29 01:10:48 PM  
Don't know about you, but I can't afford that. Maybe I can get a pirated copy.
 
2013-04-29 01:14:56 PM  
So is it available anywhere?
 
2013-04-29 01:15:17 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Wow, there's really buttsecks?

That's how you know she didn't plan this well, you don't give that up for the first shoot. Get the product out there, have it wink at the camera a few times, and start a bidding war for your ass cherry.


There will be no cherries in this film, the best you can hope for is a raisin.
 
2013-04-29 01:17:25 PM  

HotWingConspiracy: Wow, there's really buttsecks?

That's how you know she didn't plan this well, you don't give that up for the first shoot. Get the product out there, have it wink at the camera a few times, and start a bidding war for your ass cherry.


You should have been her agent...
 
2013-04-29 01:18:18 PM  
Is this the tape that made her a teen mom to begin with? Cause that'd really up the price
 
2013-04-29 01:20:11 PM  

slayer199: Stoya


HNNNNNNNG
 
2013-04-29 01:20:18 PM  

xoxo: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She looks like a tranny Paul Stanley.


That is a horribly accurate description.
 
2013-04-29 01:23:38 PM  
Ill wait to redtube it. Ill fap but be ashamed about it. Seriously though her dad and daughter went with her?!?!? I wonder how that convo went.

Farrah: Daddy can you come to Vivid with me and help get me a fair deal on my sextape.
Daddy: Sure thing sweetie. I watched the tape again and was so proud you did all the things I taught you. Now when we go you might want to bring your baby to show her where she will work one day.
Farrah: Sure thing Daddy you always know best.
Daddy:Good now shake your money make for Daddy. He has a stack of ones to get through.
 
2013-04-29 01:26:35 PM  

Old Man Winter: xoxo: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She looks like a tranny Paul Stanley.

That is a horribly accurate description.


I didn't know/didn't care who she is or what she looked like, but the Paul Stanley comment compelled me to look.  And yes, it was accurate.  Oon the other hand, if you have few prospects in life and you're riding the MTV / E!  "famous for being famous and doing nothing" train, she might as well make the most of it.
It's the phony economics that I just don't get.  Who's paying 6 figures for THAT and still making a profit?  How do any of these people make their money?
 
2013-04-29 01:26:51 PM  
I look forward to viewing it on one of the many free pron sites with adblock enabled or torrenting it with peerblock on high alert.  I'm sure she earned every penny.
 
2013-04-29 01:28:30 PM  
Farrah Abraham
had many sons
many sons had
Farrah Abraham
and I am one of them
and so are you
so let's all praise the lord...
 
2013-04-29 01:30:53 PM  

"Hey, Farrah, how did it feel when James Deen stuck it in your pooper?"

thetrendguys.com
 
US1
2013-04-29 01:31:55 PM  
1.bp.blogspot.comman i thought is was anna farris
 
2013-04-29 01:33:14 PM  

basemetal: "Hey, Farrah, how did it feel when James Deen stuck it in your pooper?"

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Somehow, I doubt she went right to anal in her first scene...though that would be worth seeing.
 
2013-04-29 01:33:54 PM  
I like how people are sad about how much money she's going to make in comparison to our meager salaries. She'll be bankrupt in 4 years.
 
2013-04-29 01:34:34 PM  

slayer199: basemetal: "Hey, Farrah, how did it feel when James Deen stuck it in your pooper?"

[thetrendguys.com image 634x363]

Somehow, I doubt she went right to anal in her first scene...though that would be worth seeing.


Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled:  "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."
 
2013-04-29 01:46:14 PM  

imfallen_angel: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.

why ..... why would you do that?!?

He's a chubby chaser and needs a seat over there?


A 22-year old morbidly obese has-been applies to this, how, exactly?

/You're an idiot.
 
2013-04-29 01:48:05 PM  
Sounds like good watchin'.
 
2013-04-29 01:52:51 PM  
TMZ- continually providing news about people I've never heard of, care about or even curious about.
 
2013-04-29 01:56:06 PM  

basemetal: Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled: "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."


Shoulda read TFA....her reaction will be like that posted previously.  Of course, if she likes it...she has a bright future in porn.
 
2013-04-29 01:57:36 PM  

tallguywithglasseson: If you fark a porn star, with a cameraman filming it, it's not a "sex tape". It's a "porno". That's your job now.


Done in three.
 
2013-04-29 01:58:51 PM  

Dastardly Scoundrel: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She has a big, ugly schnozz (kinda like Toucan Sam with a spray tan). But, I'm sure she'll be using some of the proceeds from her "sex tape" to correct that.

She also has the IQ of dryer lint and all the personality/charm of an overripe grapefruit.
There ain't no fixin' that...


See that's the funny thing. That schnoz looks like that even after plastic surgery, lol. I'm ashamed I know  that...

Hilarious that she was down to do anal.

/Will watch (fo free)
//Prob will fap
///The world keeps spinning
 
2013-04-29 02:00:02 PM  
First of all, everyone lies about how much they make, but no one lies more than strippers and porn actors. If strippers really made $1500 per shift, they'd all come to work in limos instead of risking a third DUI to drive to the club in their dented Geo Metro.

If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

I don't think there's any chance that she made that much. It's in the porn company's and Farrah's best interest to lie about how much she got paid. Farrah wants to be portrayed as a "million dollar actress," and Vivid wants to spark interest and headlines to better sell their product.

My guess, (and it's only a guess), they paid her $100,000, plus a promise for additional monies and bonuses based on sales after recouping production costs (which will never happen).
 
2013-04-29 02:03:03 PM  
 
2013-04-29 02:09:38 PM  

M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.


You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-29 02:12:02 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


Just a heads-up:  If something is nauseous, it is something disgusting that causes nausea. I think what you were trying to say was that something about her face   nauseates  you. If her face "literally makes [you] nauseous" then you're saying that her face makes   you  a cause of nausea to other people.

This could be what you meant all along, and if so, I'd like to know how that works.
 
2013-04-29 02:13:14 PM  

M. Looka: First of all, everyone lies about how much they make, but no one lies more than strippers and porn actors. If strippers really made $1500 per shift, they'd all come to work in limos instead of risking a third DUI to drive to the club in their dented Geo Metro.

If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

I don't think there's any chance that she made that much. It's in the porn company's and Farrah's best interest to lie about how much she got paid. Farrah wants to be portrayed as a "million dollar actress," and Vivid wants to spark interest and headlines to better sell their product.

My guess, (and it's only a guess), they paid her $100,000, plus a promise for additional monies and bonuses based on sales after recouping production costs (which will never happen).


It only takes $1 3/4 million before taxes to retire comfortably in your 20s? Fat chance. The big paydays get reserved for special features, celebrity and pseudo celebrities, so I can believe she got a fat payday out of this.

As far as the drinking, drugs, and suicides you mentioned for porn stars, you don't think some of the funky issues that got these women thinking porn was a good idea to begin with were exacerbated by the porn industry causing them to drink and get high? Porn stars can be hot as hell, but you can bet the vast majority of them some pretty big issues.
 
2013-04-29 02:25:15 PM  

M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.


This came up in a fark thread awhile back.  The going rate for a relative newbie is $1k with anal.  Only the top talent can get $1500 (think Tori Black).  The guys in straight porn don't make crap (less than $500/scene).  Unless you're James Dean and doing a few scenes a week (and he's in high demand so he's probably making more), there's no real money in it.  Many of them escort on the side because once they've been on screen and are fairly well-known, they can average $1500 for an hour's worth of work.  The girls in Europe make less escorting (as low as $600).

Of course, I've heard that a strung out Tiffany Holiday is available in New York for $300...but I'd be very afraid of things falling off after hooking up with her (or any porn star really).  Most of them have Herpes and condom's aren't solid against that.
 
2013-04-29 02:27:25 PM  

Wellon Dowd: M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

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never heard of her so...i will google her. but not now of course, i am at work and this looks like it could be a dangerous googling that might require extra 'research'. i might endeavor to peruse this type of material at a later time. So, on that note I thank you and bid you a good day.

/I said Good Day sir!
 
2013-04-29 02:30:40 PM  

ZeroCorpse: Just a heads-up: If something is nauseous, it is something disgusting that causes nausea.


Ah, did not pick up on that / thanks for pointing it out.

A Shambling Mound: The problem I have is that I've been in the room while my wife watched enough episodes of that show


Yes, I think her toxic personality and self-righteous ignorance are definitely part of what makes me feel nauseated. Thankfully my wife does not like Teen Mom, though I do have to suffer through Toddlers and Tiaras and Honey Boo Boo occasionally.
 
2013-04-29 02:33:40 PM  
A lot a hate in this thread for a gal who's making money in a way that will never be a physical option for us, hence unfair for us to say that we would not do it on moral grounds.
 
2013-04-29 02:38:35 PM  

T.rex: A lot a hate in this thread for a gal who's making money in a way that will never be a physical option for us, hence unfair for us to say that we would not do it on moral grounds.


Hey!  It hurt physically and emotionally and I cried for a long time when I learned I can't fly.  Don't take this away from me.  I can do porn.  I know I can!
 
2013-04-29 02:39:34 PM  
resources3.news.com.au

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2013-04-29 02:41:32 PM  

basemetal: slayer199: basemetal: "Hey, Farrah, how did it feel when James Deen stuck it in your pooper?"

[thetrendguys.com image 634x363]

Somehow, I doubt she went right to anal in her first scene...though that would be worth seeing.

Not only that, we've learned the 70-minute-long skin flick will be titled:  "Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom."


That is one fool-proof method of birth control.
 
2013-04-29 02:43:22 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: M. Looka: First of all, everyone lies about how much they make, but no one lies more than strippers and porn actors. If strippers really made $1500 per shift, they'd all come to work in limos instead of risking a third DUI to drive to the club in their dented Geo Metro.

If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

I don't think there's any chance that she made that much. It's in the porn company's and Farrah's best interest to lie about how much she got paid. Farrah wants to be portrayed as a "million dollar actress," and Vivid wants to spark interest and headlines to better sell their product.

My guess, (and it's only a guess), they paid her $100,000, plus a promise for additional monies and bonuses based on sales after recouping production costs (which will never happen).

It only takes $1 3/4 million before taxes to retire comfortably in your 20s? Fat chance. The big paydays get reserved for special features, celebrity and pseudo celebrities, so I can believe she got a fat payday out of this.

As far as the drinking, drugs, and suicides you mentioned for porn stars, you don't think some of the funky issues that got these women thinking porn was a good idea to begin with were exacerbated by the porn industry causing them to drink and get high? Porn stars can be hot as hell, but you can bet the vast majority of them some pretty big issues.


I guess it depends on how you define "comfortably", but pulling down at least $75K and increasing your capital year-to-year is pretty comfortable many places in the US.
 
IP
2013-04-29 02:44:33 PM  
 
2013-04-29 02:45:54 PM  
You know if she had just done anal in the first place she woulda never been a teen mom.
 
2013-04-29 02:53:26 PM  
she got six fingers for her porn tape?
 
2013-04-29 02:55:37 PM  

Wellon Dowd: M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

[i.imgur.com image 260x340]
[i.imgur.com image 332x500]


Hailey was murdered, though.

And this tape deal sickens me. What a GREAT message to send to teenage girls.
 
2013-04-29 02:59:09 PM  

traxan: Wellon Dowd: M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

[i.imgur.com image 260x340]
[i.imgur.com image 332x500]

Hailey was murdered, though.

And this tape deal sickens me. What a GREAT message to send to teenage girls.


I've read that she was murdered, that she accidentally overdosed, and the she intentionally overdosed. Take your pick.
 
2013-04-29 02:59:45 PM  

Wellon Dowd: M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.


i.imgur.comi.imgur.com
 
2013-04-29 03:01:14 PM  
Ass cancer colostomy bag sex?

Rule 34, right?
 
2013-04-29 03:04:03 PM  
ksj.mit.edu
 
2013-04-29 03:04:19 PM  

Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...


Seen it...
 
2013-04-29 03:07:13 PM  

Moopy Mac: Dingleberry Dickwad: M. Looka: First of all, everyone lies about how much they make, but no one lies more than strippers and porn actors. If strippers really made $1500 per shift, they'd all come to work in limos instead of risking a third DUI to drive to the club in their dented Geo Metro.

If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

I don't think there's any chance that she made that much. It's in the porn company's and Farrah's best interest to lie about how much she got paid. Farrah wants to be portrayed as a "million dollar actress," and Vivid wants to spark interest and headlines to better sell their product.

My guess, (and it's only a guess), they paid her $100,000, plus a promise for additional monies and bonuses based on sales after recouping production costs (which will never happen).

It only takes $1 3/4 million before taxes to retire comfortably in your 20s? Fat chance. The big paydays get reserved for special features, celebrity and pseudo celebrities, so I can believe she got a fat payday out of this.

As far as the drinking, drugs, and suicides you mentioned for porn stars, you don't think some of the funky issues that got these women thinking porn was a good idea to begin with were exacerbated by the porn industry causing them to drink and get high? Porn stars can be hot as hell, but you can bet the vast majority of them some pretty big issues.

I guess it depends on how you define "comfortably", but pulling down at least $75K and increasing your capital year-to-year is pretty comfortable many places in the US.


Maybe I'm the slow one here since economics is admittedly pretty lousy, but we're talking someone retiring from porn after 5 years, making 350k a year for those 5 years. Before taxes that total is $1,750,000.  Now we'll say she started in her early 20s, and she retires at age 27. Now we'll just throw a number out because what the hell, we'll say she expects to live another 40 years to the ripe old age of 67. Now if she budgets like that it's about 43-44k she can spend per year. All before taxes. If it's just her she's paying for sure, that's not terrible, hell it'd be almost decent in the midwest, but it's not that great, and not what someone from the coasts would consider all that comfortable.

Now I know I didn't add interest and whatever investments she may go for, but I don't know much in that area. Still, that's not what many people would call all that comfortable.
 
2013-04-29 03:13:08 PM  

xoxo: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She looks like a tranny Paul Stanley.


That description is spot on - well done....
 
2013-04-29 03:14:48 PM  

Badgers: imfallen_angel: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.

why ..... why would you do that?!?

He's a chubby chaser and needs a seat over there?

A 22-year old morbidly obese has-been applies to this, how, exactly?

/You're an idiot.


Due to the fact that you bring it up... sorry, but most sane people wouldn't even think of HBB in that way, if anything, our brains probably has a defense mechanism that prevents us from even getting close to such an horrible though... I guess you're missing that part for a reason.

I know, I know.. you were trying to be edgy and all that, and calling me names bears witness to the burn you felt.

I await your witty repartee, as I'm sure you'll either need to dispel your attraction to an overweight child or have more insults to share.
 
2013-04-29 03:17:47 PM  
Many of those "porn stars" are straight hookers on the side.  In the "escort" vein, not the street walker type, anyway.  Most of them have websites where you can schedule "time" with them.  I knew one personally, and she made far more from that than she made from shooting scenes.  This is a gal with a damn Masters degree, and the money was so good, she just couldn't pass on it.  Her hubby runs her website.  They live fairly quietly.  Nice folks.
 
2013-04-29 03:20:24 PM  

Wellon Dowd: traxan: Hailey was murdered, though.

I've read that she was murdered, that she accidentally overdosed, and the she intentionally overdosed. Take your pick.


www.jonathanrosenbaum.com

She died of leukemia. She fought real hard, Marge.
 
2013-04-29 03:22:39 PM  

traxan: Wellon Dowd: M. Looka: If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

You made me think of Haley Paige and now I am sad.

[i.imgur.com image 260x340]
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Hailey was murdered, though.

And this tape deal sickens me. What a GREAT message to send to teenage girls.


In fairness, teenage girls already had a path to porn, MTV has nothing to do with it.

Used to be: Buy bus ticket to LA

Now: Buy webcam
 
2013-04-29 03:32:48 PM  
She's not ugly. I'll watch it when it hits youporn. I ain't paying for porn.
 
2013-04-29 03:37:30 PM  

23FPB23: Many of those "porn stars" are straight hookers on the side.  In the "escort" vein, not the street walker type, anyway.  Most of them have websites where you can schedule "time" with them.  I knew one personally, and she made far more from that than she made from shooting scenes.  This is a gal with a damn Masters degree, and the money was so good, she just couldn't pass on it.  Her hubby runs her website.  They live fairly quietly.  Nice folks.


You know Gen Padova?

/just a guess
 
2013-04-29 03:37:35 PM  

T.rex: A lot a hate in this thread for a gal who's making money in a way that will never be a physical option for us, hence unfair for us to say that we would not do it on moral grounds.


I like some porn. Hell, I like most porn. I'd do porn if I was anywhere near qualified. Porn is pretty good to guys, all things considered. Work is steady and you can have a fairly long career if you can perform reliably, the physical pain is practically non-existent compared to what the girls get put through and the uniform comes cheap. No pun intended.

I don't hate on Farrah Abraham because she made a prono. I hate on Farrah Abraham because I hate Farrah Abraham. It's really pretty simple. I'm sure I'll watch her little flick when I stumble across it for free some day on the internet.

Won't make me like her, though.
 
2013-04-29 03:38:56 PM  

SpdrJay: Ass cancer colostomy bag sex?

Rule 34, right?


Unfortunately, yes. I haven't seen it personally, but I have been told of it from multiple reliable sources.
 
2013-04-29 03:39:44 PM  
i1247.photobucket.com

Looks qualified to get bum-balled for all to see to this fellow.
 
2013-04-29 03:39:58 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Moopy Mac: Dingleberry Dickwad: M. Looka: First of all, everyone lies about how much they make, but no one lies more than strippers and porn actors. If strippers really made $1500 per shift, they'd all come to work in limos instead of risking a third DUI to drive to the club in their dented Geo Metro.

If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

I don't think there's any chance that she made that much. It's in the porn company's and Farrah's best interest to lie about how much she got paid. Farrah wants to be portrayed as a "million dollar actress," and Vivid wants to spark interest and headlines to better sell their product.

My guess, (and it's only a guess), they paid her $100,000, plus a promise for additional monies and bonuses based on sales after recouping production costs (which will never happen).

It only takes $1 3/4 million before taxes to retire comfortably in your 20s? Fat chance. The big paydays get reserved for special features, celebrity and pseudo celebrities, so I can believe she got a fat payday out of this.

As far as the drinking, drugs, and suicides you mentioned for porn stars, you don't think some of the funky issues that got these women thinking porn was a good idea to begin with were exacerbated by the porn industry causing them to drink and get high? Porn stars can be hot as hell, but you can bet the vast majority of them some pretty big issues.

I guess it depends on how you define "comfortably", but pulling down at least $75K and increasing your capital year-to-year is pretty comfortable many places in the US.

Maybe I'm the slow one here since economics is admittedly pretty lousy, but we're talking someone retiring from porn after 5 years, making 350k a year for those 5 years. Before taxes that total is $1,750,000.  Now we'll say she started in her early 20s, and she retires at age 27. Now we'll just throw a number out because wh ...



i dunno, 44k in the PNW, assuming you bought a house in cash, would be pretty a'ight. not GLAMOROUS, but steady and never having to worry about anything.
 
2013-04-29 03:47:23 PM  

Krowdaddy Chixdiggit: [i1247.photobucket.com image 433x545]

Looks qualified to get bum-balled for all to see to this fellow.


jesus her hooters go halfway up her shoulders wtf.

were they really that sad before she traded them in?
 
2013-04-29 03:50:35 PM  

23FPB23: Many of those "porn stars" are straight hookers on the side.  In the "escort" vein, not the street walker type, anyway.  Most of them have websites where you can schedule "time" with them.  I knew one personally, and she made far more from that than she made from shooting scenes.  This is a gal with a damn Masters degree, and the money was so good, she just couldn't pass on it.  Her hubby runs her website.  They live fairly quietly.  Nice folks.


Sunny Lane? Please say Sunny Lane. Dunno why, but she seems the type.

/not to mention that I'd wear her ass like a feedbag.
 
2013-04-29 03:59:17 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Maybe I'm the slow one here since economics is admittedly pretty lousy, but we're talking someone retiring from porn after 5 years, making 350k a year for those 5 years. Before taxes that total is $1,750,000. Now we'll say she started in her early 20s, and she retires at age 27. Now we'll just throw a number out because what the hell, we'll say she expects to live another 40 years to the ripe old age of 67. Now if she budgets like that it's about 43-44k she can spend per year. All before taxes. If it's just her she's paying for sure, that's not terrible, hell it'd be almost decent in the midwest, but it's not that great, and not what someone from the coasts would consider all that comfortable.

Now I know I didn't add interest and whatever investments she may go for, but I don't know much in that area. Still, that's not what many people would call all that comfortable.


It's not a comfortable living.  They still have to pay agents, etc.

As an example, look at Missy Stone.  She did 141 titles (little more than 2 scenes a month) in 5 years (started at 20).  I believe she was on contract the last couple years of her career (they get paid a salary...typically 6 figures for X scenes a year).  Even if she made $100k for 5 years, after taxes and payouts to agents...it isn't much.

The problem with porn stars and strippers...is that most of them don't have a plan beyond selling their bodies.  The ones that do probably make out ok...but hell, look at some of the older porn stars like Ginger Lynn that have come out of retirement because they were broke.  It's probably why many of them escort because they can make more doing that they they can in porn.

Doing a porn star was on my bucket list for a long time...but I took it off...because I can't justify spending that kind of cash for an hour with a woman no matter how much money I make.
 
2013-04-29 04:02:30 PM  

basemetal: "Hey, Farrah, how did it feel when James Deen stuck it in your pooper?"    [thetrendguys.com image 634x363]


And if she really made that face when it happened, I'd never make it through the rest of the video.
 
2013-04-29 04:03:10 PM  
Farrah Abraham
Had many dongs
and many dongs had Farrah Abraham,
I'm not one of them, neither or you.
So let's pirate this and fap
Right arm, fap fap.
 
2013-04-29 04:04:01 PM  
any word on how Drew Allen is faring these days?
 
2013-04-29 04:10:14 PM  
Dingleberry Dickwad:

Maybe I'm the slow one here since economics is admittedly pretty lousy, but we're talking someone retiring from porn after 5 years, making 350k a year for those 5 years. Before taxes that total is $1,750,000.  Now we'll say she started in her early 20s, and she retires at age 27. Now we'll just throw a number out because wh ...


That's your logic? Someone gets paid $1,750,000 and the cash just sits in a pile in your livingroom, and you pick off however many dollars you need, and when the pile's gone, congratulations! You're poor!

You'd have too invest that kind of money. Just leaving it lying around is very hard on your carpet.

So let's say you invest it at about 3.5% interest a year (admittedly, a very low rate, but we're being ultra-conservative), compounded annually for the ease of calculation. Now multiply $1,750,000 by 3.5%, and you get $61,250. You'd earn $61,250 per year forever  and never touch your original $1,750,000.

Ask any 27-year-old if they'd like that kind of arrangement; $61,250 per year and $1,750,000 in the bank for the rest of their lives.

shiat, I'm 51, and I'd take a quarter of that...
 
2013-04-29 04:19:12 PM  

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.

why ..... why would you do that?!?


He's an evil bastard. Thanks for the boner killer farker.
 
2013-04-29 04:25:14 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: /not to mention that I'd wear her ass like a feedbag.


lulz
 
2013-04-29 04:25:34 PM  

M. Looka: Ask any 27-year-old if they'd like that kind of arrangement; $61,250 per year and $1,750,000 in the bank for the rest of their lives.


That $1.75M is more like $1.1-1.2M after taxes depending on the state / city, but a careful person could still get by on it.  Just can't think "I have all this money, I'll buy a boat!".
 
2013-04-29 04:30:49 PM  

M. Looka: That's your logic? Someone gets paid $1,750,000 and the cash just sits in a pile in your livingroom, and you pick off however many dollars you need, and when the pile's gone, congratulations! You're poor!


I knew it didn't, but I didn't figure interest amounted to quite that much. Not to mention first year of expenses before interest is compounded, and what Uncle Sam takes out would amount to a fair deal less.
 
2013-04-29 04:32:32 PM  

slayer199: .....  Even if she made $100k for 5 years, after taxes and payouts to agents...it isn't much.


How much would a person with little/no education expect to make in comparison?
Hell, BS and BA degrees barely make 50k within 5 years of starting a career most places in the US.

So, in that 5 years she effectively made 2x-4x the 'normal' wage of most people with their background.
Effectively, she made 20years of income in 5 years.  I would say that is pretty damned awesome.

Now, imagine that she had invested a bit in her education. She could have some out of that 5 year period with a degree and some direction at a new career, after already having made what for most people would be two decades of income. She could be pretty well off in the long run.

Instead, porn stars are emotionally and intellectually stunted, they have bad handlers, and they worry more about disposable goods (and/or drugs). So.. like most people used to making min. wage who come (cum?) into a windfall only a small percentage will convert the opportunity into long term gains.
 
2013-04-29 04:35:42 PM  

23FPB23: Many of those "porn stars" are straight hookers on the side.  In the "escort" vein, not the street walker type, anyway.  Most of them have websites where you can schedule "time" with them.  I knew one personally, and she made far more from that than she made from shooting scenes.  This is a gal with a damn Masters degree, and the money was so good, she just couldn't pass on it.  Her hubby runs her website.  They live fairly quietly.  Nice folks.


I'll bet she gets asked to do some weird stuff.

i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-29 04:41:22 PM  

abhorrent1: She's not ugly. I'll watch it when it hits youporn. I ain't paying for porn.


THIS.
 
2013-04-29 05:03:29 PM  

youmightberight: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.

why ..... why would you do that?!?

He's an evil bastard. Thanks for the boner killer farker.


I'd figure those horrid bolt-on tits Abrahamn has would be a boner killer...
 
2013-04-29 05:19:37 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: M. Looka: That's your logic? Someone gets paid $1,750,000 and the cash just sits in a pile in your livingroom, and you pick off however many dollars you need, and when the pile's gone, congratulations! You're poor!

I knew it didn't, but I didn't figure interest amounted to quite that much. Not to mention first year of expenses before interest is compounded, and what Uncle Sam takes out would amount to a fair deal less.


You both fail.  There's no "compounding" going on.  The interest needs to be re-invested for that to occur.  So it's just "asspounding".
 
2013-04-29 05:21:04 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: 23FPB23: Many of those "porn stars" are straight hookers on the side.  In the "escort" vein, not the street walker type, anyway.  Most of them have websites where you can schedule "time" with them.  I knew one personally, and she made far more from that than she made from shooting scenes.  This is a gal with a damn Masters degree, and the money was so good, she just couldn't pass on it.  Her hubby runs her website.  They live fairly quietly.  Nice folks.

Sunny Lane? Please say Sunny Lane. Dunno why, but she seems the type.

/not to mention that I'd wear her ass like a feedbag.


I watched a documentary that had her in it.  It was when she was just getting started.  She did a lesbo scene and afterwards said something like "I think I'm bi.  I loved licking her pussy."  I then came buckets.
 
2013-04-29 05:32:01 PM  
I will watch this online and feel shame for myself.
 
2013-04-29 05:38:46 PM  
Way to immortalize your penchant for terrible decisions, Farrah.
 
2013-04-29 06:04:27 PM  
Somewhere in America, former Miss Delaware Teen USA is reading this and thinking 'she's getting high six figures?!?!  Dafuq is wrong with me?!?!'
 
2013-04-29 06:05:46 PM  
buttery_shame_cave:
jesus her hooters go halfway up her shoulders wtf.

were they really that sad before she traded them in?


Before and after ...
 
2013-04-29 06:14:28 PM  
Uhm I don't know if anyone has mentioned this but she doesn't own the rights to that video. The company (can't remember which right off hand) who paid her and James Deen does, she will not see another penny for that video unless they say so. She can say whatever she wants but the fact remains she has no control over what happens to that tape now she is just trying to milk her rapidly dwindling 15 minutes.
 
2013-04-29 06:35:39 PM  
Who? Followed quickly by who cares? Followed quickly by attention grabbing slut!
 
2013-04-29 06:48:07 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


Is it because, at a certain angle, she looks like Paul Stanley of KISS?
 
2013-04-29 07:05:41 PM  

A Shambling Mound: See, that's funny. Her face doesn't bother me at all. The problem I have is that I've been in the room while my wife watched enough episodes of that show and after actually listening to her speak it simply doesn't matter what she looks like at all anymore. She is simply an ugly creature, unworthy of anyone's attention.


Ah, the Michelle Malkin effect.
 
2013-04-29 07:09:16 PM  

Wellon Dowd: The only Farrah I want to see a sex tape of is Fawcett.


She's really let herself go the past few years.
 
2013-04-29 07:12:46 PM  
counciltucky for the win!


small town rumor mill says: like farking a warm bucket of spit
 
2013-04-29 07:19:04 PM  

Angry Buddha: Wellon Dowd: The only Farrah I want to see a sex tape of is Fawcett.

She's really let herself go the past few years.


I'd still hit it, might need some air fresheners.
 
2013-04-29 07:20:25 PM  
If I was LiLo's publicist/manager, I would get her to contact Steve Hirsch IMMEDIATELY!  Think about this.  If he pays a no-name reality "star" high 6 figures, he'll give LiLo $1 billion!

2.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-29 07:50:16 PM  
Six figures? That includes the cents right?
 
2013-04-29 08:04:27 PM  

Badgers: imfallen_angel: The Stealth Hippopotamus: Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.

why ..... why would you do that?!?

He's a chubby chaser and needs a seat over there?

A 22-year old morbidly obese has-been applies to this, how, exactly?

/You're an idiot.


www.metalinsider.net
 
2013-04-29 08:45:01 PM  

cevarius: buttery_shame_cave:
jesus her hooters go halfway up her shoulders wtf.

were they really that sad before she traded them in?

Before and after ...


like 2 suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra
 
2013-04-29 08:45:59 PM  

M. Looka: First of all, everyone lies about how much they make, but no one lies more than strippers and porn actors. If strippers really made $1500 per shift, they'd all come to work in limos instead of risking a third DUI to drive to the club in their dented Geo Metro.

If porn stars really made $350,000 a year, they'd all retire comfortably after 5 years instead of committing suicide in their $700 a month apartments.

I don't think there's any chance that she made that much. It's in the porn company's and Farrah's best interest to lie about how much she got paid. Farrah wants to be portrayed as a "million dollar actress," and Vivid wants to spark interest and headlines to better sell their product.

My guess, (and it's only a guess), they paid her $100,000, plus a promise for additional monies and bonuses based on sales after recouping production costs (which will never happen).


Porn stars commit suicide in their $700/mo apts?
 
2013-04-29 08:46:28 PM  

A Shambling Mound: T.rex: A lot a hate in this thread for a gal who's making money in a way that will never be a physical option for us, hence unfair for us to say that we would not do it on moral grounds.

I like some porn. Hell, I like most porn. I'd do porn if I was anywhere near qualified. Porn is pretty good to guys, all things considered. Work is steady and you can have a fairly long career if you can perform reliably, the physical pain is practically non-existent compared to what the girls get put through and the uniform comes cheap. No pun intended.

I don't hate on Farrah Abraham because she made a prono. I hate on Farrah Abraham because I hate Farrah Abraham. It's really pretty simple. I'm sure I'll watch her little flick when I stumble across it for free some day on the internet.

Won't make me like her, though.


I hear you... i don't like her either, because this is all i know of her, but the decision, itself, i can't judge.  Same with Kim Kardashian... i really don't like her, but regarding her sex tape, i'm hard-pressed to judge against her for that... She's worth like 200 mill.   She sold out herself with a video (with her boyfriend, no-less), and is now worth 200 mill.   She's hooked up her entire family with careers that will keep them off the streets for the rest of their lives, not to mention giving her future children a life without financial concern.

I'd probably give up some of my self-respect for those returns too.
 
2013-04-29 09:24:51 PM  

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?




Plastic surgery.
 
2013-04-29 10:50:42 PM  

StoPPeRmobile: Plastic surgery.


She has had some plastic surgery, bro, but my thing is rooted in facial symmetry - I don't know what is wrong - if anything , maybe it is all right - but it just sickens me and I don't know why. It's messed up. The guy from mask? Leonardo's grotesques? I don't know. I just want to puke,
 
2013-04-29 10:53:41 PM  

T.rex: She's hooked up her entire family with careers that will keep them off the streets for the rest of their lives, not to mention giving her future children a life without financial concern.


And, really, when you get right down to it, it's all thanks to OJ.
 
2013-04-29 10:59:33 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: Maybe I'm the slow one here since economics is admittedly pretty lousy, but we're talking someone retiring from porn after 5 years, making 350k a year for those 5 years. Before taxes that total is $1,750,000.  Now we'll say she started in her early 20s, and she retires at age 27. Now we'll just throw a number out because what the hell, we'll say she expects to live another 40 years to the ripe old age of 67. Now if she budgets like that it's about 43-44k she can spend per year. All before taxes. If it's just her she's paying for sure, that's not terrible, hell it'd be almost decent in the midwest, but it's not that great, and not what someone from the coasts would consider all that comfortable.

Now I know I didn't add interest and whatever investments she may go for, but I don't know much in that area. Still, that's not what many people would call all that comfortable.


Think about it this way. If you have $1.5MM in investments, you don't have to touch the $1.5MM to live on the amounts earned on such principal. If you calculate a very conservative average return of 5%, that is $75K a year without touching the original $1.5MM. Of course you would hope to have a higher average return than that, so (in theory) your principal would increase if you lived just on the $75K (or whatever) a year.
 
2013-04-29 11:02:34 PM  

Dingleberry Dickwad: M. Looka: That's your logic? Someone gets paid $1,750,000 and the cash just sits in a pile in your livingroom, and you pick off however many dollars you need, and when the pile's gone, congratulations! You're poor!

I knew it didn't, but I didn't figure interest amounted to quite that much. Not to mention first year of expenses before interest is compounded, and what Uncle Sam takes out would amount to a fair deal less.


Not to be mean, but I think you should stop typing on this subject.
 
2013-04-29 11:35:20 PM  

Moopy Mac: Dingleberry Dickwad: M. Looka: That's your logic? Someone gets paid $1,750,000 and the cash just sits in a pile in your livingroom, and you pick off however many dollars you need, and when the pile's gone, congratulations! You're poor!

I knew it didn't, but I didn't figure interest amounted to quite that much. Not to mention first year of expenses before interest is compounded, and what Uncle Sam takes out would amount to a fair deal less.

Not to be mean, but I think you should stop typing on this subject.


Well I did admit earlier on that finance wasn't exactly my strong suit.
 
2013-04-29 11:46:07 PM  
Let me join in the chorus of "who?"

* notes pics *

The internet has better and free porn, lady.
 
2013-04-30 01:30:35 AM  
We kind of knew she liked to fark already.
 
2013-04-30 02:36:58 AM  
2.bp.blogspot.com?????
 
2013-04-30 06:03:43 AM  
I'd do my best to disappoint her for 3 1/2 minutes.
 
2013-04-30 06:13:07 AM  
I don't watch reality shows ever, or MTV anymore.  But she is quite attractive, physically.

Negotiating the price of her sex tape with her father and child present?  That's not right.
 
2013-04-30 06:45:39 AM  

Deddude9988: Six figures? That includes the cents right?


Of course not... she was paid $000,100

/Six figures!
//count 'em! Six!
 
2013-04-30 07:34:10 AM  
Yah I'll be looking for thsi one when it hits the free sites.

i96.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-30 09:22:07 AM  

Wellon Dowd: I'll bet she gets asked to do some weird stuff.


Remy?
 
2013-04-30 09:33:06 AM  

slayer199: Wellon Dowd: I'll bet she gets asked to do some weird stuff.

Remy?




Dat ass.
 
2013-04-30 10:32:45 AM  

StoPPeRmobile: Dat ass.


Seconded, thirded, and fourthed...I'm spent.
 
2013-04-30 12:46:29 PM  
I would have looked at a sex tape (cough) porn video (cough) of her when she in the act of becoming a teen mom, but now with the enhancements she just looks un-natural and fake like a lot of porn stars.
 
2013-04-30 02:17:46 PM  

slayer199: Wellon Dowd: I'll bet she gets asked to do some weird stuff.

Remy?


Remy!
 
2013-04-30 02:40:39 PM  
www.argonautliquor.com

How about a little Remy Martin?
 
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