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(TMZ)   Farrah Abraham sells her sex tape for an undisclosed number in the "high six figures"   (tmz.com) divider line 156
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2013-04-29 11:10:04 AM
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2013-04-29 11:17:00 AM
Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?
 
2013-04-29 11:19:47 AM
If you fark a porn star, with a cameraman filming it, it's not a "sex tape". It's a "porno". That's your job now.
 
2013-04-29 11:28:37 AM
Who?
 
2013-04-29 11:35:42 AM
Is this what we call empowerment?

cause I want to empower a few more women.
 
2013-04-29 11:37:48 AM
Who?
 
2013-04-29 11:49:40 AM
$9.99 and 9/10ths?
 
2013-04-29 12:16:27 PM
What a coincidence, thats how many tadpoles I'm gonna release while I'm watching it...
 
2013-04-29 12:16:39 PM
The only Farrah I want to see a sex tape of is Fawcett.
 
2013-04-29 12:17:20 PM
Who?
 
2013-04-29 12:18:17 PM
If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.
 
2013-04-29 12:18:19 PM
When it shows up for free on redtube.com or the equivalent, I'll watch it, sure. She won't make any money off me that way but her (literal) attention-whoring will at least succeed in that regard. So....good job?
 
2013-04-29 12:20:03 PM

Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.


why ..... why would you do that?!?
 
2013-04-29 12:21:19 PM
You forgot to add the following subby:  She'll go through that cash like a pig through mud and be back pedding another "tape" in six months.
 
2013-04-29 12:21:34 PM

Wellon Dowd: The only Farrah I want to see a sex tape of is Fawcett.


Hopefully for your sake they preserved her body correctly

/unless you're into that sort of thing
 
2013-04-29 12:21:52 PM

tallguywithglasseson: If you fark a porn star, with a cameraman filming it, it's not a "sex tape". It's a "porno". That's your job now.


This, no longer a teen mom, just a run of the mill porn star.

next up DVDA
 
2013-04-29 12:23:08 PM

Wellon Dowd: The only Farrah I want to see a sex tape of is Fawcett.


As there's no evidence that she's ever did one before, if she did one now, it would be a bit awkward.

Weirder fact is that you'd want to see it, a bit morbid I'd say.

/don't think that she needs the money anyways
 
2013-04-29 12:23:52 PM
Backdoor Teen Mom

So she let him poke the pooper on camera?  Bah ha ha ha !
 
2013-04-29 12:23:56 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Badgers: If you think this is bad, wait another 15 years for the Honey Boo Boo one...

/You know how she's going to look; like her mom, only twice as big.

why ..... why would you do that?!?


He's a chubby chaser and needs a seat over there?
 
2013-04-29 12:25:51 PM
Who?

/After a quick Google, it is abundantly clear that I am better off leaving it at that.
 
2013-04-29 12:26:43 PM

NoGods: Who?


I think she's the mom of the Boston marathon bombers.
 
2013-04-29 12:28:31 PM
Eh, I'd redtube it or torrent it. Very nice body even if they are fake titties.
 
2013-04-29 12:30:38 PM
Who?
 
2013-04-29 12:31:11 PM
Wife watched this show. She always seemed like an entitled snot to me.
 
2013-04-29 12:34:46 PM

NoGods: Who?


I had to look it up; Teen Mom star with globs of alterations.
/meh
 
2013-04-29 12:35:09 PM
Whatever, James Deen has had better tail that that (looking at you Stoya).
 
2013-04-29 12:37:02 PM

ToddMU03: Wife watched this show. She always seemed like an entitled snot to me.


You shouldn't talk about your wife like that.
 
2013-04-29 12:37:56 PM

tallguywithglasseson: If you fark a porn star, with a cameraman filming it, it's not a "sex tape". It's a "porno". That's your job now.


At least she got a job... it is some progress at least.
 
2013-04-29 12:38:12 PM
Well, she's a Teen Mom and makes pornos.  Something tells me she likes to fark.
 
2013-04-29 12:38:14 PM
I *know* i've fapped to worse.

So whatever.
 
2013-04-29 12:38:21 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


It's the girl you knew in high-scool. The girl who was signed with the Kim Dawson modeling agency, did occasional work with Hawaiian Tropic, was in talks for a Seventeen cover shoot, and could not, for a GODDAMN second, stop looking into a mirror to obsess over fake flaws while ignoring the real ones, or adjust her hair, or re-touch her make-up or stop talking about the "creepy guy" on the "set". The girl who buried any original emotion a young human female can feel under delusion and an obviously lacking grandeur.

or

the girl in HS who f'ed everyone but you?
 
2013-04-29 12:38:54 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


See, that's funny. Her face doesn't bother me at all. The problem I have is that I've been in the room while my wife watched enough episodes of that show and after actually listening to her speak it simply doesn't matter what she looks like at all anymore. She is simply an ugly creature, unworthy of anyone's attention.

Many porn stars are probably exactly the same kind of vapid, self-interested trollop but suspecting it and seeing it demonstrated repeatedly outside the context of porn are two very different things.

I can't believe I just took the time to type this. No one tell my wife.
 
2013-04-29 12:39:08 PM
In the high six figures?  Did say that there was a decimal point before two of them?
 
2013-04-29 12:39:38 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


She's got a bit of a Nancy Grace thing going on.
 
2013-04-29 12:40:56 PM
I know a girl who has a very similar face.  Disgusting.  Almost canine-like.
 
2013-04-29 12:42:26 PM
Not sure if this has been mentioned yet...but

www.southampton.ac.uk
 
2013-04-29 12:43:15 PM

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She's got a bit of a Nancy Grace thing going on.


Nancy Grace has a rocking body?!
 
2013-04-29 12:44:07 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


She has a big, ugly schnozz (kinda like Toucan Sam with a spray tan). But, I'm sure she'll be using some of the proceeds from her "sex tape" to correct that.

She also has the IQ of dryer lint and all the personality/charm of an overripe grapefruit.
There ain't no fixin' that...
 
2013-04-29 12:44:17 PM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?

She's got a bit of a Nancy Grace thing going on.

Nancy Grace has a rocking body?!


Instead of feet she has cloven-hooves!?
 
2013-04-29 12:44:47 PM
FTFA: Last time we saw Farrah she was marching into the Vivid offices with her father and daughter in tow to talk dollars and cents with porn king Steve Hirsch

Every father's proudest moment: negotiating the cost of his daughter's sex tape.  "She blew James Deen, Steve, then took all of him up her @ss. That's gotta be worth six figures."
 
2013-04-29 12:45:27 PM
I think she took the show business saying that "no publicity is bad publicity" a little too far. Maybe she forgot to read the small print.

*this does not apply to on camera anal penetration for the sole purpose of a fame grab
 
2013-04-29 12:52:50 PM
Stay Classy!
 
2013-04-29 12:54:45 PM
Isn't the internet already full of videos of white trash 20 somethings having sex?
 
2013-04-29 12:57:29 PM
Who?
 
2013-04-29 12:57:48 PM
Will there be singing Smurfs too?
 
2013-04-29 12:59:19 PM
Wow, there's really buttsecks?

That's how you know she didn't plan this well, you don't give that up for the first shoot. Get the product out there, have it wink at the camera a few times, and start a bidding war for your ass cherry.
 
2013-04-29 01:09:09 PM

WhoopAssWayne: Yeah, she has a rocking hot body, but there is just something about her face that literally makes me nauseous and I just can't put my finger on it. In another forum someone had the same reaction and said it was because her face reminded them of the guy in Mask, but that's just not quite it. What is it about her face?


She looks like a tranny Paul Stanley.
 
2013-04-29 01:10:48 PM
Don't know about you, but I can't afford that. Maybe I can get a pirated copy.
 
2013-04-29 01:14:56 PM
So is it available anywhere?
 
2013-04-29 01:15:17 PM

HotWingConspiracy: Wow, there's really buttsecks?

That's how you know she didn't plan this well, you don't give that up for the first shoot. Get the product out there, have it wink at the camera a few times, and start a bidding war for your ass cherry.


There will be no cherries in this film, the best you can hope for is a raisin.
 
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