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2013-04-29 08:43:00 AM
I thought it said "the shocker"

/disappointed.
 
2013-04-29 09:13:18 AM
I learned everything I needed to know about that coont in her interview on the Daily Show. Or as Jon Steward probably calls that episode, "The One With the Venemous Ice Queen". Seriously, fark this broad. She's toxic.
 
2013-04-29 09:24:24 AM
I may be a gay man and all, but I have to ask:  Does anyone find this chick hot?  I don't get it.
 
2013-04-29 09:24:37 AM
maxtoons.com

I'M NICE.
 
2013-04-29 09:24:45 AM
Just ask me
 
2013-04-29 09:29:57 AM
Who?
 
2013-04-29 09:32:54 AM
She's one of those people that are just awkward when they try to smile. It's OK, it just means she has no soul.
 
2013-04-29 09:37:18 AM
She was in a pop band whose peak lasted from 1996-1998.  Since then, the only thing she's done is get farked by a soccer player (and not even on video!).  Why are we still talking about her?
 
2013-04-29 09:46:30 AM

Buttknuckle: I may be a gay man and all, but I have to ask:  Does anyone find this chick hot?  I don't get it.


Back in the early Spice Girl days she was pretty damn tasty.  Then the botox, anorexia and boob job happened.
 
2013-04-29 09:48:41 AM

Buttknuckle: I may be a gay man and all, but I have to ask:  Does anyone find this chick hot?  I don't get it.



i2.cdnds.net

Pictured above  also may or may not be a gay man and may or may not find Victoria hot.
 
2013-04-29 09:48:48 AM

IrateShadow: She was in a pop band whose peak lasted from 1996-1998.  Since then, the only thing she's done is get farked by a soccer player (and not even on video!).  Why are we still talking about her?


Because she had a doctor slice a grapefruit in half, and stuff it into her torso.

www.celebrityplasticpics.com
 
2013-04-29 09:49:42 AM

Flappyhead: Buttknuckle: I may be a gay man and all, but I have to ask:  Does anyone find this chick hot?  I don't get it.

Back in the early Spice Girl days she was pretty damn tasty.  Then the botox, anorexia and boob job happened.


Yep, sadly I had my money on the Redhead as being the one that would look like a living nightmare of plastic surgery.
 
2013-04-29 09:56:45 AM
I remember this thread from a loooong time ago.
 
2013-04-29 09:59:40 AM
It could be the that her head isn't screwed on just right.  It could be perhaps that her socks are too tight.  But I think the most likely reason of all-  is her husband - David Becker's penis - is 2 inches too small.
 
2013-04-29 10:08:53 AM
Done in one, shocker or no deal
 
2013-04-29 10:09:15 AM
I'd still stick my dick in her.
 
2013-04-29 10:21:41 AM

Buttknuckle: I may be a gay man and all, but I have to ask:  Does anyone find this chick hot?  I don't get it.


I find her attractive and would penis her.
 
2013-04-29 11:07:50 AM

Buttknuckle: I may be a gay man and all, but I have to ask:  Does anyone find this chick hot?  I don't get it.


I admit I find her attractive and would like to fark the shiat out of her, fake boobs and all.

/you don't fark boobs
//at least I don't
 
2013-04-29 11:12:00 AM

Buttknuckle: I may be a gay man and all, but I have to ask:  Does anyone find this chick hot?  I don't get it.


She's cute when she smiles.

www.beutifulmagazine.com

goodtoknow.media.ipcdigital.co.uk

img2.timeinc.net
 
2013-04-29 11:17:49 AM

DoBeDoBeDo: Flappyhead: Buttknuckle: I may be a gay man and all, but I have to ask:  Does anyone find this chick hot?  I don't get it.

Back in the early Spice Girl days she was pretty damn tasty.  Then the botox, anorexia and boob job happened.

Yep, sadly I had my money on the Redhead as being the one that would look like a living nightmare of plastic surgery.


Every one of them look better than posh now
 
2013-04-29 11:29:31 AM

Uzzah: Buttknuckle: I may be a gay man and all, but I have to ask:  Does anyone find this chick hot?  I don't get it.

She's cute when she smiles.

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[goodtoknow.media.ipcdigital.co.uk image 614x810]

[img2.timeinc.net image 300x400]


And before she let a plastic surgeon go crazy on her face.
 
2013-04-29 11:31:51 AM

chitownmike: DoBeDoBeDo: Flappyhead: Buttknuckle: I may be a gay man and all, but I have to ask:  Does anyone find this chick hot?  I don't get it.

Back in the early Spice Girl days she was pretty damn tasty.  Then the botox, anorexia and boob job happened.

Yep, sadly I had my money on the Redhead as being the one that would look like a living nightmare of plastic surgery.

Every one of them look better than posh now


Crazy huh?  I figured the little blonde one would be the only one to possibly rival Victoria down the road, then she went full gargoyle.
 
2013-04-29 11:35:01 AM

Uzzah: Buttknuckle: I may be a gay man and all, but I have to ask:  Does anyone find this chick hot?  I don't get it.

She's cute when she smiles.



s2.postimg.org
 
2013-04-29 11:36:44 AM

Senordos13: I thought it said "the shocker"

/disappointed.


likewise.  I'd give her the shocker.
 
2013-04-29 12:21:04 PM

olapbill: Senordos13: I thought it said "the shocker"

/disappointed.

likewise.  I'd give her the shocker.


Two in the pink, one in the stink
 
2013-04-29 01:02:04 PM
She reminds me of my ex-wife, which means, to borrow a line from The Supersuckers, "she used to be pretty, now she's just pretty farked up".
 
2013-04-29 01:18:24 PM

Buttknuckle: I may be a gay man and all, but I have to ask:  Does anyone find this chick hot?  I don't get it.


I thought she was pretty hot back in the 90s. She was the 2nd hottest spice girl after the blonde. But the anorexia completely ruined it.
 
2013-04-29 02:17:35 PM
I was never into her. If I had to pick a Spice Girl in their heyday, it would have been Sporty, Ginger, or Baby. Scary never did it for me, and Posh always seemed like too much of a biatch to be interesting despite her skeletal form.

And these days, I think that still holds true.
 
2013-04-29 03:20:05 PM

monoski: olapbill: Senordos13: I thought it said "the shocker"

/disappointed.

likewise.  I'd give her the shocker.

Two in the pink, one in the stink


Two in the juice, one in the caboose?
 
2013-04-29 03:35:58 PM

Senordos13: monoski: olapbill: Senordos13: I thought it said "the shocker"

/disappointed.

likewise.  I'd give her the shocker.

Two in the pink, one in the stink

Two in the juice, one in the caboose?


Screw that. I'd minivan that shiat
 
2013-04-29 03:59:54 PM

abhorrent1: Screw that. I'd minivan that shiat


Minivan: because saying you want to "Large SUV with 3rd row seating" someone just doesn't have the same ring to it.
 
2013-04-29 04:42:33 PM
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-29 07:25:55 PM

mooseyfate: I learned everything I needed to know about that coont in her interview on the Daily Show. Or as Jon Steward probably calls that episode, "The One With the Venemous Ice Queen". Seriously, fark this broad. She's toxic.


Yeah and whose career lasted longer? She seems like someone i'd like to be friends with but who knows.
 
2013-04-29 08:49:51 PM

EsteeFlwrPot: mooseyfate: I learned everything I needed to know about that coont in her interview on the Daily Show. Or as Jon Steward probably calls that episode, "The One With the Venemous Ice Queen". Seriously, fark this broad. She's toxic.

Yeah and whose career lasted longer? She seems like someone i'd like to be friends with but who knows.


I'm confused by this question, but with the information at hand, I'm going to go with Jon Stewart.  He's been in the business for 25 years, and he's nowhere near done.  Victoria Beckham hasn't done much since the Spice Girls but attach herself to someone that's actually likable.  So again, I guess I'd need to know your definition of the word "career".  I'm sure she makes lots of money through other business ventures, but she's famous for being Posh Spice.  Jon Stewart is famous for being Jon Stewart, the comedian.  Unironically, he seems like someone I'd like to be friends with, but also who knows.  Maybe he's a dick behind closed doors.

Also, the video in question.
 
2013-04-29 10:09:06 PM

mooseyfate: EsteeFlwrPot: mooseyfate:

Also, the video in question.


Thank fark. I almost had to google that for myself.

/uh... I'm being sincere.
 
2013-04-29 11:59:01 PM

puckrock2000: IrateShadow: She was in a pop band whose peak lasted from 1996-1998.  Since then, the only thing she's done is get farked by a soccer player (and not even on video!).  Why are we still talking about her?

Because she had a doctor slice a grapefruit in half, and stuff it into her torso.

[www.celebrityplasticpics.com image 251x372]


Her chest has a case of Marty Feldman Eyes.
 
2013-04-30 07:16:46 PM

mooseyfate: EsteeFlwrPot: mooseyfate: I learned everything I needed to know about that coont in her interview on the Daily Show. Or as Jon Steward probably calls that episode, "The One With the Venemous Ice Queen". Seriously, fark this broad. She's toxic.

Yeah and whose career lasted longer? She seems like someone i'd like to be friends with but who knows.

I'm confused by this question, but with the information at hand, I'm going to go with Jon Stewart.  He's been in the business for 25 years, and he's nowhere near done.  Victoria Beckham hasn't done much since the Spice Girls but attach herself to someone that's actually likable.  So again, I guess I'd need to know your definition of the word "career".  I'm sure she makes lots of money through other business ventures, but she's famous for being Posh Spice.  Jon Stewart is famous for being Jon Stewart, the comedian.  Unironically, he seems like someone I'd like to be friends with, but also who knows.  Maybe he's a dick behind closed doors.

Also, the video in question.


Christ. What a twatwaffle.
 
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