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(Utah Daily Herald Extra)   It's only Monday, but you can already mark the "freaked out naked man tasered after charging police" story off the weekly Fark list   (heraldextra.com) divider line 15
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2013-04-29 08:16:12 AM
Not unless he tried to eat someone else's face I won't.
 
2013-04-29 08:29:15 AM
I will never be so bored that doing mushrooms sounds like a good idea.
 
2013-04-29 08:29:56 AM
What kind of adapter do you use to charge the police anyways?
 
2013-04-29 08:32:00 AM
Not quite, I opted for "350 lb. man in a pink tutu, on meth,  tasered after charging border control agents".  Dammit all....
 
2013-04-29 08:36:47 AM

RyansPrivates: Not quite, I opted for "350 lb. man in a pink tutu, on meth,  tasered after charging border control agents".  Dammit all....


It was a solid pick though.
 
2013-04-29 08:42:08 AM
I would guess he was doing a lot more than mushrooms.

FrancoFile: I will never be so bored that doing mushrooms sounds like a good idea.


It's a religious experience.  Some people, though, can't handle their drugs.
 
2013-04-29 08:50:39 AM
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2013-04-29 08:59:00 AM

Marcus Aurelius: I would guess he was doing a lot more than mushrooms.

FrancoFile: I will never be so bored that doing mushrooms sounds like a good idea.

It's a religious experience.  Some people, though, can't handle their drugs.


You have to be adult and do a bit of introspection and realize there are some things you just aren't good at.  If you drove your car into a utility pole every time you backed out of the driveway, you'd have to rethink your driving skills and consider public transport, same thing here.
Now shut up and help me GET THE BUGS OFF!! GET THE BUGS OFF!! GET THE BUGS OFF!!
 
2013-04-29 09:02:16 AM
mushrooms

Nice false flag, subby.
 
2013-04-29 09:34:04 AM
He should've known better. Cops don't like being charged; they expect to get things for free.
 
2013-04-29 09:58:24 AM

FrancoFile: I will never be so bored that doing mushrooms sounds like a good idea.


Not once did the article say he was on mushrooms. In fact the toxicology report came back negative.
 
2013-04-29 12:02:53 PM
Ok, how come we don't have Fark bingo?
Items:
- naked, high guy tazed by cops
- 'hot' teacher scandal
- misogyny thread
- cop hate thread
- caturday

What else am I missing?
 
2013-04-29 01:50:43 PM

Resident Muslim: Ok, how come we don't have Fark bingo?
Items:
- naked, high guy tazed by cops
- 'hot' teacher scandal
- misogyny thread
- cop hate thread
- caturday

What else am I missing?


'celebrity' that most people haven't heard of
 
2013-04-29 03:23:12 PM

Resident Muslim: Ok, how come we don't have Fark bingo?
Items:
- naked, high guy tazed by cops
- 'hot' teacher scandal
- misogyny thread
- cop hate thread
- caturday

What else am I missing?


Superfluous mention of psychedelic drugs.
 
2013-04-29 08:43:46 PM

FrancoFile: Resident Muslim: Ok, how come we don't have Fark bingo?
Items:
- naked, high guy tazed by cops
- 'hot' teacher scandal
- misogyny thread
- cop hate thread
- caturday

What else am I missing?

'celebrity' that most people haven't heard of


Hehe. Probably shoplifting something.

Also
- Florida

For extra points:
- the cerebral criminal who leaves his wallet at the crime scene / signs his real name / leaves a trail directly to his house
- government in action; obscure laws or laws by-passed.

Feel free to add to Fark's weekly bingo game.
 
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