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2013-04-29 08:20:22 AM  
starsmedia.ign.com

"Stop taking my line!"
 
2013-04-29 08:56:04 AM  
Meth?
 
2013-04-29 08:57:02 AM  
He took a wrong turn in Albuquerque.
 
2013-04-29 08:58:10 AM  
I hate people who are holier than thou.
 
2013-04-29 08:59:33 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-04-29 09:02:38 AM  
mostlymusing.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-29 09:02:40 AM  
I don't get it. Is someone telling this to Jesus Christ, or is submitter just lazy?
 
2013-04-29 09:03:31 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet:


I see this on Facebook like, twice a week.
 
2013-04-29 09:03:34 AM  
Guess He took it pretty hard about Tebow being released.
 
2013-04-29 09:06:51 AM  
This is weird one for the religious gun nuts.
 
2013-04-29 09:19:10 AM  
Now, if that guy had been armed with a 30-round assault knife, those four wouldn't just be injured, they'd be DEAD, along with who knows how many others.

Or, the only thing to stop a bad guy with a knife, is a good guy with... ummm... strength?

NRA logic, how does it work again?
 
2013-04-29 09:20:52 AM  

LDM90: I don't get it. Is someone telling this to Jesus Christ, or is submitter just lazy?


it was more of a pun on Jesus being stabbed...but it was just poorly executed

/unlike Jesus
 
2013-04-29 09:24:58 AM  
This is what happens when you ban guns. You get stabbings. Now you have to ban knives. Which then leads to fork stabbings. So now you have to ban forks. So now you're stuck with Sporks. I, for one, will not live in world where my choice of eating utensils is limited to a Spork.
 
2013-04-29 09:26:53 AM  
What an asshole.
 
2013-04-29 09:27:27 AM  

LittleSmitty: This is what happens when you ban guns. You get stabbings. Now you have to ban knives. Which then leads to fork stabbings. So now you have to ban forks. So now you're stuck with Sporks. I, for one, will not live in world where my choice of eating utensils is limited to a Spork.


No, No-- If the people would have just had Jesus Christ in their hearts, prayer would have prevented all of this.
 
2013-04-29 09:31:40 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet:


G-d isn't allowed in church? !
 
2013-04-29 09:31:45 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [mostlymusing.files.wordpress.com image 630x720]


i51.tinypic.com
 
2013-04-29 09:34:21 AM  
If he's not allowed in schools he's not very omnipotent LOL
 
2013-04-29 09:39:53 AM  

DarkSoulNoHope: ThatGuyFromTheInternet:

G-d isn't allowed in church? !


I'm still trying to figure out what he wants with a Starship. Perhaps to build cities on rock n' roll? Goddamn, I have ADD-brain today.
 
2013-04-29 09:40:03 AM  

neversubmit: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]


Had another musician up in my grill for "taking the lord's name in vein" when I sang "Sweet jesus, won't you bring me my sweet little betty to bop bop a lop bam boom"

"Dude, you don't need to white knight him. He tipped tables in the temple. I think he can handle himself on his own. Besides, he isn't going to sleep with you anyway" Turned him about as white as a cracker can get and shut him down.

From YOU, FARK!
I learned it from YOU!
 
2013-04-29 09:41:29 AM  
Time to ban knives.
And religion

This is a perfect thread for the left!
 
2013-04-29 09:47:09 AM  
No sympathy here.

You go to a place of crime, you get what you deserve.
 
2013-04-29 09:48:39 AM  

vudukungfu: neversubmit: [i.imgur.com image 850x566]

Had another musician up in my grill for "taking the lord's name in vein" when I sang "Sweet jesus, won't you bring me my sweet little betty to bop bop a lop bam boom"

"Dude, you don't need to white knight him. He tipped tables in the temple. I think he can handle himself on his own. Besides, he isn't going to sleep with you anyway" Turned him about as white as a cracker can get and shut him down.

From YOU, FARK!
I learned it from YOU!


*golf,-no SLOW clap* You deserve that.
 
2013-04-29 09:52:05 AM  
What if you knew them and found them dead on the ground - how could you run when you know?
 
2013-04-29 09:53:04 AM  

LittleSmitty: This is what happens when you ban guns. You get stabbings

and the victims have a much better survival rate. The attacker needs to get much closer giving other potential victims much better chances of escape without injury Now you have to ban knives. Which then leads to fork stabbings. So now you have to ban forks. So now you're stuck with Sporks. I, for one, will not live in world where my choice of eating utensils is limited to a Spork.

FIFY.

The idea is not to eliminate every source of injury (i.e. the strawman that the gun nuts like to preach). It is to try to bring the threat down to more manageable levels.
 
2013-04-29 09:53:07 AM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Time to ban knives.
And religion

This is a perfect thread for the left!


holy shiat, I agree with you for once!

/oh. wait. you're trying to be funny. try harder next time.
//I hope you feel better soon.
 
2013-04-29 09:57:09 AM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [mostlymusing.files.wordpress.com image 630x720]


Omnipotent! Omnipresent! Stymied by a law.
 
2013-04-29 10:18:52 AM  

Whistling Kitty Chaser: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [mostlymusing.files.wordpress.com image 630x720]

Omnipotent! Omnipresent! Stymied by a law.


well the whole thing is a lie anyway. if you have Jesus in your heart, and you're in school, then Jesus is in the school
the REAL thing they are biatching about is not being able to publicly display their holier-than-thou piety and attempt to indoctrinate/proselytize at school.

The Bible says to pray in private anyway. And that they (the heathen sinners) will see Jesus in your life in everything you do. You don't have to have a big flashing neon sign.

The whole idea of being a brash and outspoken to the point of being a browbeating belligerent "Christian" is wrong. It's vanity.
A true "Christian" doesn't have to say anything. People will just know through the way they live.

/soapbox

(and yeah I'm an atheist, a well read atheist)
 
2013-04-29 10:25:07 AM  

Farking Canuck: LittleSmitty: This is what happens when you ban guns. You get stabbings and the victims have a much better survival rate. The attacker needs to get much closer giving other potential victims much better chances of escape without injury Now you have to ban knives. Which then leads to fork stabbings. So now you have to ban forks. So now you're stuck with Sporks. I, for one, will not live in world where my choice of eating utensils is limited to a Spork.

FIFY.

The idea is not to eliminate every source of injury (i.e. the strawman that the gun nuts like to preach). It is to try to bring the threat down to more manageable levels.


OK... I was just making the illogical leap from guns to sporks, but we can go with that I guess
 
2013-04-29 10:27:31 AM  
It was a Catholic church, so this was a "Mass Stabbing"
 
2013-04-29 10:32:25 AM  

Hobodeluxe: Whistling Kitty Chaser: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: [mostlymusing.files.wordpress.com image 630x720]

Omnipotent! Omnipresent! Stymied by a law.

well the whole thing is a lie anyway. if you have Jesus in your heart, and you're in school, then Jesus is in the school
the REAL thing they are biatching about is not being able to publicly display their holier-than-thou piety and attempt to indoctrinate/proselytize at school.

The Bible says to pray in private anyway. And that they (the heathen sinners) will see Jesus in your life in everything you do. You don't have to have a big flashing neon sign.

The whole idea of being a brash and outspoken to the point of being a browbeating belligerent "Christian" is wrong. It's vanity.
A true "Christian" doesn't have to say anything. People will just know through the way they live.

/soapbox

(and yeah I'm an atheist, a well read atheist)


It's been a while since I've been in high school, but as I recall the students and faculty can both pray all they want, but faculty can't lead prayer or try to convert students(and I assume fellow faculty members). Christians want to be able to turn public schools into publicly funded Christian schools. fark them.

And yes, many Christians ignore outright what the bible says about prayer.
 
2013-04-29 10:46:21 AM  
I don't think I've ever been mad enough to stab someone at church.
 
2013-04-29 10:47:52 AM  
ITT: people who don't know the difference between Mortal and Venial sins.

ITT: People who think banning guns will stop knife fights.
 
2013-04-29 10:51:51 AM  

Farking Canuck: The idea is not to eliminate every source of injury (i.e. the strawman that the gun nuts like to preach). It is to try to bring the threat down to more manageable levels.


You do realize that the united states has the lowest rate of violent crime it's ever had right now?

You are less likely to be shot, stabbed, battered, or poisoned, or raped today in the United States then you were 20 years ago. Significantly less likely. In almost every single city on the country.

The threat IS at manageable levels.  Cable news just does nothing but show us every single farking bloody wound that happens in our country, for the sake of ratings.

You are scared of a box filled with wires and lights and are using it to allow politicians to take away your rights.
 
2013-04-29 10:55:43 AM  

fluffy2097: ITT: people who don't know the difference between Mortal and Venial sins.

ITT: People who think banning guns will stop knife fights.


Who the hell still thinks that banning guns is being considered at all? Anyone? Probably the same people that think that knives are just as dangerous as guns.
 
2013-04-29 10:57:19 AM  
the only way to stop a bad guy with a church is a good guy with a church.
 
2013-04-29 11:05:41 AM  

vudutek: Who the hell still thinks that banning guns is being considered at all? Anyone? Probably the same people that think that knives are just as dangerous as guns.


Who said anything about being under consideration?  I'm talking about the persona beliefs of liberals who think you can put rubber baby buggy bumpers on every single sharp edge in the world and make it a utopia.

"It would be so much better if the guns were gone! The unicorns and Elves would finally come back!"
"You... You never heard about the genocide in Rawanda where millions of people died via machete over a month or two. Did you?"
"WELL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FASTER IF THEY HAD GUNS!"
 
2013-04-29 11:12:50 AM  

fluffy2097: vudutek: Who the hell still thinks that banning guns is being considered at all? Anyone? Probably the same people that think that knives are just as dangerous as guns.

Who said anything about being under consideration?  I'm talking about the persona beliefs of liberals who think you can put rubber baby buggy bumpers on every single sharp edge in the world and make it a utopia.

"It would be so much better if the guns were gone! The unicorns and Elves would finally come back!"
"You... You never heard about the genocide in Rawanda where millions of people died via machete over a month or two. Did you?"
"WELL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FASTER IF THEY HAD GUNS!"


3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2013-04-29 11:13:42 AM  

fluffy2097: vudutek: Who the hell still thinks that banning guns is being considered at all? Anyone? Probably the same people that think that knives are just as dangerous as guns.

Who said anything about being under consideration?  I'm talking about the persona beliefs of liberals who think you can put rubber baby buggy bumpers on every single sharp edge in the world and make it a utopia.

"It would be so much better if the guns were gone! The unicorns and Elves would finally come back!"
"You... You never heard about the genocide in Rawanda where millions of people died via machete over a month or two. Did you?"
"WELL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FASTER IF THEY HAD GUNS!"


So, you're saying that we should insure that it's always going to be EASIER and FASTER to kill people, right?
"think you can put rubber baby buggy bumpers on every single sharp edge in the world and make it a utopia "
Your statement seems to indicate that liberals want to ban baby buggies instead of putting bumpers on them to make them safer. Assuming baby buggies were the equivalent cause of deaths as guns, and knowing bumpers would reduce deaths (but may not eliminate them entirely), why would that be a bad thing?
Damn, all we're talking about here is trying to REDUCE a problem that causes many deaths. Why is ANY discussion immediately equated to BANNING guns?
 
2013-04-29 11:14:25 AM  

fluffy2097: You do realize that the united states has the lowest rate of violent crime it's ever had right now?

You are less likely to be shot, stabbed, battered, or poisoned, or raped today in the United States then you were 20 years ago. Significantly less likely. In almost every single city on the country.

The threat IS at manageable levels. Cable news just does nothing but show us every single farking bloody wound that happens in our country, for the sake of ratings.

You are scared of a box filled with wires and lights and are using it to allow politicians to take away your rights.


I was just pointing out the very common and idiotic strawman that is used. It is usually combined with names like "gun-grabbers" ... when nobody is proposing grabbing any guns. It is sad that people cannot argue reality.

I do love how you call people who are willing to walk the streets without guns "scared" and yet you think the people who won't go anywhere without their gun the "brave" ones.
 
2013-04-29 11:18:55 AM  

fluffy2097: vudutek: Who the hell still thinks that banning guns is being considered at all? Anyone? Probably the same people that think that knives are just as dangerous as guns.

Who said anything about being under consideration?  I'm talking about the persona beliefs of liberals who think you can put rubber baby buggy bumpers on every single sharp edge in the world and make it a utopia.

"It would be so much better if the guns were gone! The unicorns and Elves would finally come back!"
"You... You never heard about the genocide in Rawanda where millions of people died via machete over a month or two. Did you?"
"WELL IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FASTER IF THEY HAD GUNS!"


your comprehension of the "liberals" you deride is a fascinating one. Its not that they are against guns because it would prevent deaths, it's that the affect of mass killings in our own country would be severely stifled, if places like Australia is any indication (which hasn't had a mass killing since it *did* outright ban firearms)

Most of us see this horrible waste of life as something that shouldn't happen and trying to come up with a way to fix it is admirable, but to get everyone armed to the teeth in some farked up MAD method of dealing with the problem wouldn't work and is just woefully stupid. The point is to try and stop violence in terms of mass killings, not prevent all crimes.

bad things are going to happen no matter what happens, but if you can't want to try and prevent that from happening more frequently than you have your own issues you need to work out, since no laws are worth it in your mind.

Liberals don't want to ban all guns, we want to stop suffering.
 
2013-04-29 11:25:13 AM  
blah blah blah

"culture of violence"

yadda yadda yadda

"next you'll be banning knives"

Why do you guys comment in these threads? No one ever comes up with any solutions. Nobody wants to listen to what the the other side wants to say. Why? IT'S THE SAME shiat, DIFFERENT THREAD.

Wake me when you guys act like adults and work together.
 
2013-04-29 11:40:19 AM  

Mr_Ectomy: Why do you guys comment in these threads? No one ever comes up with any solutions. Nobody wants to listen to what the the other side wants to say. Why? IT'S THE SAME shiat, DIFFERENT THREAD.

Wake me when you guys act like adults and work together.


Only one side of the discussion equates any discussion to "yer takin' mah GUNS". The rest of us would love to act like adults and work together.
 
2013-04-29 11:46:10 AM  
ThatGuyFromTheInternet:


If that, then this...

Dear God
Why do you allow so much violence in our churches?
   signed,
    a disingenuous asshole

Dear disingenuous asshole,
I'm not allowed
in churches.
        G-g
 
2013-04-29 11:47:45 AM  
 
2013-04-29 12:42:34 PM  

offmymeds: Article here says he was screaming about false priests and masons.


Catholics hate Masons because Masons refuse to believe there is one true faith. As long as you believe in some higher order they respect your right to that opinion. I know who I side with when given the option between that and a Catholic.
 
2013-04-29 01:05:44 PM  

tenpoundsofcheese: Time to ban knives.
And religion

This is a perfect thread for the left!


You don't have to be on the left for this to be the perfect thread...

Sincerely,
One conservative, atheist, gun owner.
 
2013-04-29 01:53:18 PM  
Jesus must be rolling over in his grave right about now...
 
2013-04-29 02:06:08 PM  

que.guero: Jesus must be rolling over in his grave right about now...


He's not in his grave. He left it 3 days after being buried.
 
2013-04-29 02:57:22 PM  
Was it a semi-auto assault knife?

BAN ALL KNIVES!
 
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