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(Russia Today) NewsFlash Gas leak in office building led to rapid expansion of molecules in morning dew. Asked for comment, the fire marshal said "The explosion in Prague, fell mostly in the fog"   (rt.com) divider line 44
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2013-04-29 08:18:38 AM  
What about the rain in Spain, subby? Does it still fall mostly on the plain?
 
2013-04-29 08:19:39 AM  
This is what happens when you let Whose Line and/or Colin Mochrie fans write Newsflash headlines.

/not subby
//just a fan
///slashies come in threes
 
2013-04-29 08:20:31 AM  
BEWM!
 
2013-04-29 08:20:50 AM  
The Russians hate the Chechens. I'd start there
 
2013-04-29 08:22:35 AM  
Retaliatory attack by American terrorist?
 
2013-04-29 08:22:41 AM  
Ugh, gorram Chechnyans. At least they're blowing up their own country for a change.

/I fully expect to see this comment on Facebook by 9 am.
//knows a shiatton of idiots
 
2013-04-29 08:24:43 AM  

ariseatex: This is what happens when you let Whose Line and/or Colin Mochrie fans write Newsflash headlines.

/not subby
//just a fan
///slashies come in threes


I'm both, but I hope this was a compliment.

/subby
 
2013-04-29 08:26:26 AM  
Actually, this comment, "US answer Czech terrorists " showed up on a friend's Facebook not long after she posted about it.

\in Prague
\\I'm fine, thanks
 
2013-04-29 08:27:53 AM  
That's what they get for sending their terrerists to our country!
 
2013-04-29 08:28:53 AM  
By George, he's got it!
 
2013-04-29 08:31:46 AM  
Is that hole in the wall tram driver bar on Lazerska ok? The one that sell Staropramen for like two times nothing... because if those dirty FBI goons blew that place up they blew up my memories with it, at least I think I have Praha memories, no idea, carry on as you were...
 
2013-04-29 08:33:21 AM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: Actually, this comment, "US answer Czech terrorists " showed up on a friend's Facebook not long after she posted about it.

\in Prague
\\I'm fine, thanks


came here to check up on Farkers in Prague and we're off to a good start.
 
2013-04-29 08:34:18 AM  
Four canceled Czechs :(
 
2013-04-29 08:37:00 AM  
Holy crap. I'm sorry to say that my first reaction was "they'd BETTER not cancel the marathon because of this!"
 
2013-04-29 08:37:10 AM  
I read that as Mountain Dew... I didn't think that stuff was that bad that you'd have to evacuate an entire building.
 
2013-04-29 08:38:23 AM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: Actually, this comment, "US answer Czech terrorists " showed up on a friend's Facebook not long after she posted about it.

\in Prague
\\I'm fine, thanks


I will be in Prague in late June (very exited, my first trip to CR).  Will it be very hot?
 
2013-04-29 08:46:37 AM  
This Prague Farker is fine... a little tired perhaps, but otherwise fine
 
2013-04-29 08:51:15 AM  
Prague is the most beautiful city that I've ever visited.

Hope you guys are okay over there.
 
2013-04-29 09:06:21 AM  

El Brujo: Manic Depressive Mouse: Actually, this comment, "US answer Czech terrorists " showed up on a friend's Facebook not long after she posted about it.

\in Prague
\\I'm fine, thanks

I will be in Prague in late June (very exited, my first trip to CR).  Will it be very hot?


Depends on the gas fires really.
 
2013-04-29 09:07:52 AM  

somedude210: ariseatex: This is what happens when you let Whose Line and/or Colin Mochrie fans write Newsflash headlines.

/not subby
//just a fan
///slashies come in threes

I'm both, but I hope this was a compliment.

/subby


More of a statement of fact, but feel free to interpret it as a compliment. :)
 
2013-04-29 09:14:54 AM  

beanx: BEWM!


zip it, coont
 
2013-04-29 09:18:21 AM  

ariseatex: More of a statement of fact, but feel free to interpret it as a compliment. :)


and to think I donated you to Obama too...
 
2013-04-29 09:25:09 AM  

DoBeDoBeDo: El Brujo: Manic Depressive Mouse: Actually, this comment, "US answer Czech terrorists " showed up on a friend's Facebook not long after she posted about it.

\in Prague
\\I'm fine, thanks

I will be in Prague in late June (very exited, my first trip to CR).  Will it be very hot?

Depends on the gas fires really.


Nice
 
2013-04-29 09:25:23 AM  

somedude210: ariseatex: More of a statement of fact, but feel free to interpret it as a compliment. :)

and to think I donated you to Obama too...


Again, no offense meant, just a statement of fact.  Like when Jon Stewart showed male speakers with Trumpesque hairdos at the RNC & said "This is what happens when you don't let gay guys cut your hair."
 
2013-04-29 09:28:33 AM  

ariseatex: Again, no offense meant, just a statement of fact. Like when Jon Stewart showed male speakers with Trumpesque hairdos at the RNC & said "This is what happens when you don't let gay guys cut your hair."


fair enough. No offense was taken, just thought I'd make a point to try and extort a +1 out of you
 
2013-04-29 09:29:30 AM  
Not dead. Thanks for checking.
 
2013-04-29 09:37:37 AM  
i939.photobucket.com

The boot will be the icing on the cake for that poor guy
 
2013-04-29 09:37:44 AM  
From the comments:  Do not murder Czechs in Prague in Czech republic as revenge for Boston bombing, Czech isn't Chechen

Wut?
 
2013-04-29 09:41:12 AM  

YoOjo: Is that hole in the wall tram driver bar on Lazerska ok?


Well, how many holes did they used to have in the wall?
 
2013-04-29 10:15:04 AM  
What does ammonia have against Czech peoples?  First West, now this?
 
2013-04-29 10:18:00 AM  
sadly my first thought was the czech people just can't catch a break lately
west, tx = primarily czech people
 
2013-04-29 10:26:06 AM  

bungle_jr: sadly my first thought was the czech people just can't catch a break lately
west, tx = primarily czech people


Život je svině a pak umřeš.
 
2013-04-29 10:27:31 AM  

ariseatex: Život je svině a pak umřeš


true dat
 
2013-04-29 11:19:59 AM  
Dude, those people on the street are SO much cooler than those on the elevated roadway
 
2013-04-29 11:39:40 AM  

ariseatex: Život je svině a pak umřeš


Let's throw out the formality.

Zivot je kurva or Zivot je pico.
 
2013-04-29 11:53:19 AM  
I guess it doesn't really matter anyway
 
2013-04-29 12:52:15 PM  
Were there any defenestrations reported?
 
2013-04-29 12:54:23 PM  
People who don't like this headline can go to Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire.
 
2013-04-29 01:13:24 PM  
They should have Czeched themselves before they wrecked themselves.
 
2013-04-29 01:19:29 PM  

Snarcoleptic_Hoosier: What about the rain in Spain, subby? Does it still fall mostly on the plain?


Relevant
 
2013-04-29 03:00:11 PM  

El Brujo: Manic Depressive Mouse: Actually, this comment, "US answer Czech terrorists " showed up on a friend's Facebook not long after she posted about it.

\in Prague
\\I'm fine, thanks

I will be in Prague in late June (very exited, my first trip to CR).  Will it be very hot?


Gas fires aside, yes, it will probably be quite hot. Unless it's unseasonably cold. :/
 
2013-04-29 04:29:41 PM  
Was in Prague last August. It's a beautiful city. I hope Prague Farkers are all okay. :/
 
2013-04-30 09:11:58 AM  

Manic Depressive Mouse: El Brujo: Manic Depressive Mouse: Actually, this comment, "US answer Czech terrorists " showed up on a friend's Facebook not long after she posted about it.

\in Prague
\\I'm fine, thanks

I will be in Prague in late June (very exited, my first trip to CR).  Will it be very hot?

Gas fires aside, yes, it will probably be quite hot. Unless it's unseasonably cold. :/


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague#Climate

Low 80F and barely humid. I guess it'll be hot if you're walking around all day doing tourist stuff.
/which is why god created Czech beer.
 
2013-04-30 06:44:55 PM  
ariseatex: This is what happens when you let Whose Line and/or Colin Mochrie fans write Newsflash headlines. /not subby //just a fan ///slashies come in threes
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The reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane is funny.

Subby's headline is just stupid.
 
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