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(KPTV Portland)   News: A truck is found stuck 10 feet up in a tree. FARK: No one is sure how it got there   (kptv.com) divider line 124
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2013-04-29 12:13:02 AM  
Well, it appears like their is an overpass near by... I am going to go with that for starters.... although, that was quite a crash.
 
2013-04-29 12:15:46 AM  
Aliens.
 
2013-04-29 12:27:08 AM  
Accidentally?
 
2013-04-29 01:06:59 AM  
I see you truck in tree and raise you Moose in Powerline.

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2013-04-29 01:10:00 AM  
Actually I can explain the moose in powerline thing:

a) They where restringing the powerline at ground level and used winches to raise the powerline--the moose got intangled and got raised after he attacked the powerline.

b) Rockey was really tried of his shait.
 
2013-04-29 01:47:31 AM  
i240.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-29 02:16:55 AM  

optikeye: Actually I can explain the moose in powerline thing:

a) They where restringing the powerline at ground level and used winches to raise the powerline--the moose got intangled and got raised after he attacked the powerline.

b) Rockey was really tried of his shait.


I really did lol
 
2013-04-29 02:46:50 AM  
1. Bottle falls from the sky
2. ???
3. A truck is found stuck 10 feet up in a tree
 
2013-04-29 03:02:50 AM  
If only there were a way to identify the owner, like an alphanumeric or something that they might have on record, so they could find out who to ask and solve the mystery...
 
2013-04-29 03:13:09 AM  

dletter: Well, it appears like their is an overpass near by... I am going to go with that for starters.... although, that was quite a crash.


My first though.

Adolf Oliver Nipples: If only there were a way to identify the owner, like an alphanumeric or something that they might have on record, so they could find out who to ask and solve the mystery...


Not my second thought, as the person is probably crashed out at a friends house right now and will report it stolen as soon as he sobers up.
 
2013-04-29 03:15:51 AM  
The license plate probably told them it was stolen, and it was probably stolen either by an alcoholic who suffered no damage and walked away, or a methhead who didn't care what damage they suffered and walked away.
 
2013-04-29 03:17:15 AM  
Very small, selective tornado.
 
2013-04-29 03:20:54 AM  

SpdrJay: Very small, selective tornado.


microburst
 
2013-04-29 03:26:06 AM  
Mpudi: So how did this thing get up the tree?
Steyn: She was stuck in a watape tree, and I... do you know she has flowers in her panties?
Mpudi: So that's how this thing got up the tree.
 
2013-04-29 03:27:55 AM  
The driver was cited for not reporting a crash (presumably after sleeping off the hangover).
 
2013-04-29 03:28:01 AM  
I always hear about cars being hoisted up into trees to celebrate their moment of victory.

What about me? When is MY moment to shine??
 
2013-04-29 03:28:24 AM  
As the tree grew the truck was lifted higher and higher off the ground.
 
2013-04-29 03:29:08 AM  

Brontes: Accidentally?


No; something like that requires skill, or a driver that is drunker than any two skunks.
 
2013-04-29 03:35:00 AM  
Are they sure it's not a deer stand?
news.huntingboots.com
 
2013-04-29 03:36:24 AM  
Truck looks like it lost a fight with the whomping willow.

/ever been way out in the woods with full grown trees everywhere and come across a car and wonder 'how the fark did this get way out here?'
 
2013-04-29 03:37:01 AM  
sensors failed to pick up any heat signatures

Who was running the investigation, Sgt. Predator?
 
2013-04-29 03:39:34 AM  
the truck went off the road and ran up one of the guy wires of the telephone. and launched into the tree. Aint that hard to figure out
 
2013-04-29 03:39:39 AM  
Holy shiat...one of the most farked things I have ever read linked on that page:

Father and Daughter hug, jump from bridge

wtf?
 
2013-04-29 03:39:42 AM  
Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton,.....podunkmeetsparadise.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-04-29 03:49:29 AM  
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How you like a stump up yo' ass?

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2013-04-29 03:52:17 AM  

Lewdy: [img69.imageshack.us image 600x414]

How you like a stump up yo' ass?

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damn you, i spit beer motherfarker
 
2013-04-29 03:53:47 AM  
I don't know how it got there either, but I'd bet Walter White has something to do with it.
 
2013-04-29 03:54:10 AM  

Barbie Dream Hearse: I always hear about cars being hoisted up into trees to celebrate their moment of victory.

What about me? When is MY moment to shine??


blog.japantimes.co.jp
 
2013-04-29 03:55:07 AM  
i61.photobucket.com
 
2013-04-29 03:57:27 AM  
www.spectaclecreative.com
Maybe they should ask Jerry
 
2013-04-29 04:11:31 AM  
Never piss off the Reneck Mafia.
 
2013-04-29 04:20:14 AM  
Oh, somebody is quite, quite sure....but he's not ABOUT to tell anyone else.
 
2013-04-29 04:26:36 AM  
 
2013-04-29 04:30:13 AM  
No one is sure how it got there

As a woman I'm guessing the reason is...woman driver.

/that is all
 
2013-04-29 04:30:25 AM  
try again
45.336912,-122.875924
c/p into google maps, then street view
 
2013-04-29 04:35:51 AM  

mr lawson: try again
45.336912,-122.875924
c/p into google maps, then street view


Couldn't get either....I'm seeing that the tree is right below an overpass with a low guardrail?
 
2013-04-29 04:38:32 AM  
I'm guessing a drunken asian woman was driving her red-neck boyfriends truck and managed that with some sort of feminine driving mystique. Possibly too drunk to even remember the incident.
I was really torn on this one; on the one hand you gotta go with the obvious female driving trope. On the other hand, that's definitely not a chicks car. wat do... wat do.
 
2013-04-29 04:40:20 AM  

Maus III: No one is sure how it got there

As a woman I'm guessing the reason is...woman driver.

/that is all


we're all thinkin it, obviously. But how come when I say it I'm the bad guy, and when you say... I'm still the bad guy?
 
2013-04-29 04:43:38 AM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Maus III: No one is sure how it got there

As a woman I'm guessing the reason is...woman driver.

/that is all

we're all thinkin it, obviously. But how come when I say it I'm the bad guy, and when you say... I'm still the bad guy?


Mostly because otherwise what would comics use when their other jokes flop?
 
2013-04-29 04:46:36 AM  
Where's the antichrist? What the hell did you do that for, huh?

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2013-04-29 04:55:55 AM  

powhound: Holy shiat...one of the most farked things I have ever read linked on that page:

Father and Daughter hug, jump from bridge

wtf?


Was the bridge over the truck?
 
2013-04-29 05:00:43 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Uchiha_Cycliste: Maus III: No one is sure how it got there

As a woman I'm guessing the reason is...woman driver.

/that is all

we're all thinkin it, obviously. But how come when I say it I'm the bad guy, and when you say... I'm still the bad guy?

Mostly because otherwise what would comics use when their other jokes flop?


Practically anything and everything except for what Kramer used . There are approximately 171,500 words in the English language and really... just one that you can't use. And that ass managed to crash and burn his career and future with that one word, poor guy.  That poor stupid, stupid, stupid man. strictly speaking at random there's like a .00005831% chance of coming up with that word and he managed it. Lulz, idiot

Anyways what were we talking about? Right ,comedic mysogony. So, that's what comics would do, chastise those with no business using the monikers of groups which they don't belong to, and using the other 99.9994169% of the english language.
 
2013-04-29 05:01:36 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Uchiha_Cycliste: Maus III: No one is sure how it got there

As a woman I'm guessing the reason is...woman driver.

/that is all

we're all thinkin it, obviously. But how come when I say it I'm the bad guy, and when you say... I'm still the bad guy?

Mostly because otherwise what would comics use when their other jokes flop?


Also, is there an unintended pun in using flop here, considering TFA?
 
2013-04-29 05:03:40 AM  
ts4.mm.bing.net
 
2013-04-29 05:11:23 AM  
He said he flew up there.


I had to fly up there to get him down.
He's about half crazy.
 
2013-04-29 05:13:31 AM  

Gyrfalcon: mr lawson: try again
45.336912,-122.875924
c/p into google maps, then street view

Couldn't get either....I'm seeing that the tree is right below an overpass with a low guardrail?


Nah, that overpass is at least 5 car lengths, and possibly 10 car lengths from the tree, and the car is on the wrong side... My guess is the little dirt ramp where the concrete starts. I'll screen cap in a sec. I would guess its one pf those "well it looks like those duke boys are in a lot of trouble" situations
 
2013-04-29 05:17:47 AM  

mr lawson: Ahhhh here is how


I think it was at the other end of Middleton rd, where it becomes Rein, right next to Hwy 99w and an access road there, It missed the turn on 99w, went up the embankment and launched into the tree, just missing the power pole. I'd give him an 8 for stickin' the landing...
 
2013-04-29 05:19:53 AM  
img689.imageshack.us

Has an idea how it could have got there.


/Obscure?
 
2013-04-29 05:20:26 AM  
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2013-04-29 05:21:51 AM  

Mikeyworld: mr lawson: Ahhhh here is how

I think it was at the other end of Middleton rd, where it becomes Rein, right next to Hwy 99w and an access road there, It missed the turn on 99w, went up the embankment and launched into the tree, just missing the power pole. I'd give him an 8 for stickin' the landing...


it was a biatch to find any overpasses at all in this tiny little podunk town, couldn't have done it without Mr. Lawson's help... how weird. that's my sister's husband's name. Mr Lawson.
 
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