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(Bangor Daily News)   You might be a redneck if your two 7 month old pit bull pups bite a 12 y/o girl. If you named them Jager and Meister that kinda seals the deal   (bangordailynews.com) divider line 184
    More: Fail, Jager, Alan Meister, Maine State Police, Kennebunk, birth order, Stephen McCausland  
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2013-04-28 07:34:34 PM
Kill them all!

Not really a fan of the dogs either.
 
2013-04-28 07:54:02 PM
RE: part one: You might be a Chinese jet pilot, too.
RE: part two: Well, yeah.
 
2013-04-28 08:46:37 PM
I'm gonna have to go ahead and say I hate Jagermeister.

\guessing if the owner's dumb enough to name the dogs that, he probably isn't taking care of them either.
 
2013-04-28 09:03:10 PM
My bad.
 
2013-04-28 09:18:20 PM
I'd name mine Woodford and Reserve.
 
2013-04-28 09:23:33 PM
The girl, who was bitten on her legs and shoulder, was taken to Frisbie Memorial Hospital

I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through...
 
2013-04-28 09:37:41 PM

Popcorn Johnny: Kill them all!

Not really a fan of the dogs either.


Yes well, any dog is a excellent judge of character.
 
2013-04-28 10:02:07 PM
Kid shouldn't have been eating food that belongs to the dogs.
 
2013-04-28 10:42:17 PM
7 month old dogs? So puppies?  Puppies bite farking everything.  Everything.
 
2013-04-28 10:42:44 PM
If he'd gone with Peanut Butter and Chocolate this never would have happened
 
2013-04-28 10:46:59 PM
Aaaaand they're from Maine. Yep, redneck hicks who must be put in their place.
 
2013-04-28 10:47:58 PM
Those are good names for breasts.
 
2013-04-28 10:50:14 PM
I'm shocked, SHOCKED that of all dogs it was the pitbull breed that was involved in this attack.

Too bad if they decide the dogs have to be put down. I wonder how well the fiancee was raising these pups.
 
2013-04-28 10:51:19 PM
;Married a woman 17 years ago that had two pit bull/ Rottweiller mix dogs.  Very aggressive dogs.

Smith and Wesson.
 
2013-04-28 10:51:32 PM
Could have been worse.
Could have been "Rémy" and "Martin".
 
2013-04-28 10:51:44 PM
In before the Pit Bull Apologists who will flood in to tell us all how THEIR little purebred death dog would NEVER hurt a fly, and that the one in the article is a lone bad apple, not representative of the entire breed.
 
2013-04-28 10:53:28 PM
Should have named them Prince and Albert.
 
2013-04-28 10:53:38 PM
The incident took place at the home of the girl's mother, Catherine Sargent, and her fiancé, Rory Downs

I'm imagining a June wedding. The honeymoon will be at Disney World, no doubt.

I'd also have been interested to learn the girls name.

/ guessing 'Savannah'
 
2013-04-28 10:53:45 PM
A 12-year-old girl suffered more than a dozen bites when she was attacked Friday afternoon by her family's two pit bulls named Jager and Meister, according to the Maine State Police.

/Q all the pit bull apologists who will cry saying "but..but my pit is a nice doggie, so you haters are alllll wrong, they are ALLL nice doggies who give you slobbery kisses and love you, and others."
 
2013-04-28 10:54:25 PM
Someday, I plan on getting a golden lab and a chocolate lab and naming them Beavis and Butt-Head.

/dead serious
//farking love that show
 
2013-04-28 10:55:01 PM

serial_crusher: I'd name mine Woodford and Reserve.


Jack and Daniel?
Bud and Wiser?
Jim and Beam?
Evan and William?
George and Dickel?
Old and Turkey?
 
2013-04-28 10:58:00 PM

orclover: 7 month old dogs? So puppies?  Puppies bite farking everything.  Everything.


My dog was 55 lbs. at 7 months old. Two 7 month old dogs could certainly hurt or kill a 12 year old girl if they're as big as mine was.

I like how the girls escaped by climbing in to a pickup that was in the yard. As if the rest of the story didn't scream redneck central already.
 
2013-04-28 10:58:12 PM

darkjezter: Someday, I plan on getting a golden lab and a chocolate lab and naming them Beavis and Butt-Head.


I'd like a pair of female German Shepherds named Eva and Geli.
 
2013-04-28 10:58:14 PM
Puppies bite kids! This is somehow news! Film at 11!
 
2013-04-28 10:58:30 PM

stiletto_the_wise: In before the Pit Bull Apologists who will flood in to tell us all how THEIR little purebred death dog would NEVER hurt a fly, and that the one in the article is a lone bad apple, not representative of the entire breed.


Do you have any reason to believe otherwise? Other than anecdotes?
 
2013-04-28 10:58:33 PM
The article did not mention if the pickup she climbed on was operational or not. I am assuming it was on blocks with no motor in it.
 
2013-04-28 10:58:59 PM

John Buck 41: serial_crusher: I'd name mine Woodford and Reserve.

Jack and Daniel?
Bud and Wiser?
Jim and Beam?
Evan and William?
George and Dickel?
Old and Turkey?


I have a CSR in my office that talks about her pit bulls, jack and Daniels, everyone hates her and I will print off this article because these dogs are pit bulls and she gets furious if you tell her they are aggressive dogs.
 
2013-04-28 11:00:34 PM
Bartles and Jaymes?
 
2013-04-28 11:03:13 PM
Was the girl's name Brandy?
 
2013-04-28 11:03:27 PM

Gyrfalcon: Puppies bite kids! This is somehow news! Film at 11!


https://www.google.com/search?q=7+month+old+pit+bull&client=safari&h l= en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=IOJ9UfzkCMTurQGlzoCQCg&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA &biw=768&bih=928

Hardly a puppy. Much is in the up bringing of a dog. That said, any dog can be raised to be aggressive, not all dogs can be controlled 100 percent of the time. Training and discipline are required to minimize this as much as possible.
 
2013-04-28 11:04:20 PM

Hot Carl To Go: The article did not mention if the pickup she climbed on was operational or not. I am assuming it was on blocks with no motor in it.


The house was probably on wheels too.

/Gramma keeps a spit cup on the ironing board
//Momma doesn't take the Marlboro out of her mouth when she tell the State Trooper to "kiss my ass"
///I have been too drunk to fish
 
2013-04-28 11:07:20 PM

John Buck 41: serial_crusher: I'd name mine Woodford and Reserve.

Jack and Daniel?
Bud and Wiser?
Jim and Beam?
Evan and William?
George and Dickel?
Old and Turkey?


Zi and Ma
 
2013-04-28 11:07:25 PM

great_tigers: Gyrfalcon: Puppies bite kids! This is somehow news! Film at 11!

https://www.google.com/search?q=7+month+old+pit+bull&client=safari&h l= en&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=IOJ9UfzkCMTurQGlzoCQCg&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAA &biw=768&bih=928

Hardly a puppy. Much is in the up bringing of a dog. That said, any dog can be raised to be aggressive, not all dogs can be controlled 100 percent of the time. Training and discipline are required to minimize this as much as possible.


If a 12-year old is a child, a 7-month dog is a puppy. It has to do with the immaturity of the animal. That said, I'm sure it was not the first time the dogs had been aggressive, and I'm sure all previous incidents had been laughed off because they were "so cyute". Just like when the neighbor's Chihuahua nibbles your ankles.
 
2013-04-28 11:08:18 PM
I don't even care about the breed in this case. The fact that a dog-bite victim was taken to Frisbie Memorial Hospital is enough for me.

I hear patients hate the place, however. Staff keeps leaving them up on the roof.
 
2013-04-28 11:10:46 PM
Years ago pit bulls **were** awesome dogs.  Smart, loyal, and fairly gentle.  However, in the late 80's /early 90's they started to get popular.  Some breeders, desperate for more money, started intensive inbreeding programs, all in the name of revenue.  I really don't know if there are any "pure" blood lines left, as is the story with a number of other breeds.  Pitties, among other breeds, seem exceptionally susceptible to producing less-than-desirable traits as a result of inbreeding.  They seem to have a hidden "switch" in their brains that causes a seemingly docile dog to go temporarily feral, then back to docile in a matter of minutes.

Just my $.02, but I've seen the results, and have a nearly universal distrust of pitties now.
 
2013-04-28 11:11:58 PM
Glen and Fiddich? Glen and Morangie?

Captain and Morgan?

Don and Julio?/Jose and Cuervo?

Tank and Erray?

Beef and Eater....er, forget that one for this article.
 
2013-04-28 11:12:06 PM

ISO15693: John Buck 41: serial_crusher: I'd name mine Woodford and Reserve.

Jack and Daniel?
Bud and Wiser?
Jim and Beam?
Evan and William?
George and Dickel?
Old and Turkey?

Zi and Ma


No no, it's Zima and Vomit.
 
2013-04-28 11:13:54 PM

xanadian: The girl, who was bitten on her legs and shoulder, was taken to Frisbie Memorial Hospital

I don't think they thought their cunning plan all the way through...


I actually laughed out loud.
 
2013-04-28 11:14:45 PM
CSB:

My nerd buddy has two terrier mixes named Ajax and Ruby.
 
2013-04-28 11:16:29 PM
FTFA: The trooper said the dog's shots were not up to date and the dogs are now quarantined.

Bonus fail.
 
2013-04-28 11:18:14 PM

stiletto_the_wise: In before the Pit Bull Apologists who will flood in to tell us all how THEIR little purebred death dog would NEVER hurt a fly, and that the one in the article is a lone bad apple, not representative of the entire breed.


My rescued girl is only part-pit, and she just tried to kill me with one of her farts.
 
2013-04-28 11:19:53 PM

Fat_46: Years ago pit bulls **were** awesome dogs.  Smart, loyal, and fairly gentle.  However, in the late 80's /early 90's they started to get popular.  Some breeders, desperate for more money, started intensive inbreeding programs, all in the name of revenue.  I really don't know if there are any "pure" blood lines left, as is the story with a number of other breeds.  Pitties, among other breeds, seem exceptionally susceptible to producing less-than-desirable traits as a result of inbreeding.  They seem to have a hidden "switch" in their brains that causes a seemingly docile dog to go temporarily feral, then back to docile in a matter of minutes.

Just my $.02, but I've seen the results, and have a nearly universal distrust of pitties now.


No, I've heard that and I don't buy it. I don't think they are any worse (or any better) than any other breed--although inbreeding and puppy mills are no doubt magnifying bad traits. It's just that pit bulls were created for a very special purpose: To fight in (obviously) dog pits. So they were bred hundreds of years ago when the lines first got started from bull terriers and bulldogs for their bite strength, powerful necks and shoulders, what breeders and trainers call "go" or forward drive, and to tend to ignore instinctive surrender signals that other dogs give when they're beaten. Because after all, dog fighters don't want a dog that will show mercy when the beaten dog whines, cowers or rolls over in submission. They want two dogs that will neither surrender nor acknowledge a surrender.

The result is a dog that is no more likely to attack than a Chihuahua; the difference is when it does, it's harder to pull back (because it's much stronger and heavier), does a lot more damage (because it has bigger jaws with more musculature), is undeterred by the other dog's size, and tends to ignore cowering or cringing as a sign of surrender. There's a dumbass woman up the block who has a very ill-mannered Chihuahua mix: It lunges, snaps, barks, does all the things that would make it a killer if it was a pit bull. Since it's a rat dog, she can control it with one hand on the leash, and if it was loose, a five-year old child could kick it across the road. But it's just as mean and aggressive as any killer pit bull.
 
2013-04-28 11:20:19 PM
"If a 12-year old is a child, a 7-month dog is a puppy...."

I suppose you're taking into consideration the age of the dog in dog years? Before I even read your post I looked up how big a 7 month old pitbulll could be, which averages 55 pounds. Yea those dogs are only seven months old but I don't really think I'd wanna fark around with two pitbulls weighing 55 pounds each.
 
2013-04-28 11:23:43 PM

skinink: "If a 12-year old is a child, a 7-month dog is a puppy...."

I suppose you're taking into consideration the age of the dog in dog years? Before I even read your post I looked up how big a 7 month old pitbulll could be, which averages 55 pounds. Yea those dogs are only seven months old but I don't really think I'd wanna fark around with two pitbulls weighing 55 pounds each.


Two 7-pound Chihuahuas would do more damage than those pitties, every single time.  Chihuahua's are more aggressive due to their small stature and can be like piranha.
 
2013-04-28 11:25:37 PM
Might be a Mexican if they were named Jose and Cuervo
 
2013-04-28 11:25:41 PM
I have a half pit half Boston terrier.

Best dog ever, she is small 40lbs and looks just like a pit.

My little mini-pit.

Her name is Grendel.
 
2013-04-28 11:25:53 PM

TomD9938: darkjezter: Someday, I plan on getting a golden lab and a chocolate lab and naming them Beavis and Butt-Head.

I'd like a pair of female German Shepherds named Eva and Geli.


I have a Golden named Trapper and a Wolfhound named Hawkeye.
 
2013-04-28 11:26:39 PM

another cultural observer: skinink: "If a 12-year old is a child, a 7-month dog is a puppy...."

I suppose you're taking into consideration the age of the dog in dog years? Before I even read your post I looked up how big a 7 month old pitbulll could be, which averages 55 pounds. Yea those dogs are only seven months old but I don't really think I'd wanna fark around with two pitbulls weighing 55 pounds each.

Two 7-pound Chihuahuas would do more damage than those pitties, every single time.  Chihuahua's are more aggressive due to their small stature and can be like piranha.


Daschunds are viscious.
 
2013-04-28 11:27:44 PM
I have a pit and he's ok. He does get aggressive around other male dogs but it is the nature of that breed. Nearly every domestic dog we have today was originally bred for purpose. Pit bulls were, and still are though its now frowned uppn, bred for strength and agression. Of course they're fairly easy to train and are harmless if treated properly.
 
2013-04-28 11:28:09 PM

skinink: "If a 12-year old is a child, a 7-month dog is a puppy...."

I suppose you're taking into consideration the age of the dog in dog years? Before I even read your post I looked up how big a 7 month old pitbulll could be, which averages 55 pounds. Yea those dogs are only seven months old but I don't really think I'd wanna fark around with two pitbulls weighing 55 pounds each.


Mentally. 7-month pups are still playing and have no idea they can kill with one bite. Size wise, I've seen three-month Akitas that could take your head off.
 
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