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(Delaware County Daily Times)   After drinking vodka and lemonade for six hours is the the best time to ask your SO for lessons on how to shoot a gun   (delcotimes.com) divider line 88
    More: Dumbass, Parkside, mornings, charging document, youth service, William Wanko, Police Chief John Egan  
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2013-04-28 05:32:45 PM
"possessing an instrument of crime"

There you have it:  guns are illegal!
 
2013-04-28 07:43:21 PM
Got-Damn that is a rough looking 42.

/they mix vodka with other things?
 
2013-04-28 08:37:33 PM

BarkingUnicorn: "possessing an instrument of crime"

There you have it:  guns are illegal!


I thought they were referring to the key-tar

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2013-04-28 08:39:48 PM
From the looks of her she only took him out of his misery.
 
2013-04-28 08:40:41 PM
Wow, work on grammar subby.
 
2013-04-28 08:42:39 PM
I'm guessing that her story is bullshiat and she did it on purpose.
 
2013-04-28 08:43:50 PM
When i saw the link was from the delaware county times i almost didnt need to read the article. Vodka. Gun. Spouse. It almost wrote itself.
 
2013-04-28 08:44:25 PM
"Hey honey, shoot me in my bulletproof vest."...

"Ok dear". BLAM.

"Oh right. I only tried it on in the store and didn't buy it." [die]
 
2013-04-28 08:46:26 PM
""He had owned guns for years and it couldn't have been a worse time. It was a recipe for disaster, mixing guns and alcohol," borough Police Chief John Egan said Sunday."

Bit of an understatement, but this.
 
2013-04-28 08:47:46 PM
Should have worked her way up. Lots of beer, then bring out some fireworks. Once that is accomplished a few times, more over to liquor, repeat. Crossbows, potato cannons, heavy machinery, should also be mastered with liquor. After all that, maybe a few drunken hunting trips before bringing out the pistols.
 
2013-04-28 08:48:11 PM
"Hold my vodak, watch this!"
 
2013-04-28 08:48:38 PM
Willy Wanko should have stuck to his eponymous activity.
 
2013-04-28 08:48:52 PM
Another responsible vodak drinker heard from
 
2013-04-28 08:48:55 PM
We need an amendment against the possession and consumption of alcohol to prevent future tragedies.
 
2013-04-28 08:49:35 PM
Lemonade and vodka sounds really good right about now.
 
2013-04-28 08:51:17 PM
What a pair of wankos.
 
2013-04-28 08:53:06 PM

BarkingUnicorn: "possessing an instrument of crime"

There you have it:   guns  lemonade are illegal!

Shoulda had bourbon instead

 
2013-04-28 08:55:23 PM
Sounds like history's answer to William S. Burroughs.
 
2013-04-28 08:55:53 PM
Me: Darwin Award!

TFA: The couple's young sons

Me: DAMMIT!
 
2013-04-28 09:02:19 PM
It is rarely a good thing to see my local paper on here, heh. Delco, you might almost maybe make me proud someday probably. Maybe.
 
2013-04-28 09:02:26 PM
I've been drinking vodka and lemonade all afternoon and all I've gotten is sweaty.
 
2013-04-28 09:08:44 PM
As someone who took his lady-friend shooting for the first time today, I'm getting a kick out of this story.

/Minus the vodak.
 
2013-04-28 09:12:24 PM

buckler: Sounds like history's answer to William S. Burroughs.


Damn you.
 
2013-04-28 09:14:18 PM
Pleased to meet you, Mrs William Burroughs!
 
2013-04-28 09:15:32 PM
That's why I only shoot my guns after smoking pot.
 
2013-04-28 09:16:25 PM
Every time I want ban guns, I see a story like this. Then I realize that stupid redneck idiots are right. Buy more guns. Please.

You guys are doing great out there.
 
2013-04-28 09:24:06 PM

Popcorn Johnny: I'm guessing that her story is bullshiat and she did it on purpose.


I'm guessing you're a doche.
 
2013-04-28 09:28:24 PM

skinink: Pleased to meet you, Mrs William Burroughs!


So - did William Tell?
 
2013-04-28 09:28:44 PM
FTA...William C.Wanko

*changes name to W.C.wanko.*
 
2013-04-28 09:31:03 PM
....is also the best time to write Fark headlines.
 
2013-04-28 09:31:14 PM

zipdog: "Hold my vodak, watch this!"


*snerk*
 
2013-04-28 09:33:45 PM

WhoopAssWayne: I'm guessing you're a doche.


Witty comeback.
 
2013-04-28 09:33:54 PM
I'm all for idiots removing themselves from the gene pool, but they have already reproduced so it's a wash.

/Darwin has a sad
 
2013-04-28 09:35:30 PM

Popcorn Johnny: WhoopAssWayne: I'm guessing you're a doche.

Witty comeback.


What is a doche?
 
2013-04-28 09:38:46 PM
What is this "vodka" you speak of?
 
2013-04-28 09:41:49 PM
V-O-D-A-K
That spells moon.
 
2013-04-28 09:54:06 PM
It's assholes like this that make the dozens of responsible gun owners in this country look bad.
 
2013-04-28 09:56:32 PM

witchypie: It is rarely a good thing to see my local paper on here, heh. Delco, you might almost maybe make me proud someday probably. Maybe.


Don't hold your breath.

/Did 10 years in Delco.
//Never again.
 
2013-04-28 10:00:52 PM
This thread is making me very thirsty. Doche thirsty, anyways.
 
2013-04-28 10:07:00 PM
The reader comments below were funny.
 
2013-04-28 10:17:47 PM
My grandpa used to say, "If you can shoot straight when you're drunk, you'll be a sniper when you're sober."  He died from an "accidental" gunshot wound.
 
2013-04-28 10:19:16 PM

Salmon: This thread is making me very thirsty. Doche thirsty, anyways.


Odd you should say that. I was drinking some vodka and playing an exciting game of doche. I am up 2 to nothing.
 
2013-04-28 10:38:04 PM
OK, I am going to play the n00b because this has been bugging me forever.

Where exactly does the fark meme "vodak" come from...??
 
2013-04-28 10:39:36 PM

Popcorn Johnny: I'm guessing that her story is bullshiat and she did it on purpose.


There's a Hemmingway short story about that.
 
2013-04-28 10:41:53 PM
Alcohol, firearms, and automobiles - Darwin's little helpers.
 
2013-04-28 10:44:49 PM

inclemency: Wow, work on grammar subby.


Subby was drinking with them
 
2013-04-28 10:52:08 PM

asynchron: OK, I am going to play the n00b because this has been bugging me forever.

Where exactly does the fark meme "vodak" come from...??


I am guessing someone submitted it in like that.
 
2013-04-28 11:02:06 PM

W.C.fields forever: asynchron: OK, I am going to play the n00b because this has been bugging me forever.

Where exactly does the fark meme "vodak" come from...??

I am guessing someone submitted it in like that.


A few months ago I actually said "vodak" to a friend of mine. As in, "Let's go get some vodak." It was entirely unintentional and presumably a result of spending too many years around Fark. He looked at me like a penis had sprouted from my forehead.

/once heard a girl say "lol"
 
2013-04-28 11:02:28 PM

W.C.fields forever: Popcorn Johnny: WhoopAssWayne: I'm guessing you're a doche.

Witty comeback.

What is a doche?


here ya go although I am having a hard time understanding the last few definitions myself....
 
2013-04-28 11:05:03 PM

Pribar: W.C.fields forever: Popcorn Johnny: WhoopAssWayne: I'm guessing you're a doche.

Witty comeback.

What is a doche?

here ya go although I am having a hard time understanding the last few definitions myself....


A Jeez...Whats a 'chode'???
 
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